84b375 No.2070370
gosh i could go for some water
05689f No.2070376
But, wouldnt that make you....
84b375 No.2070377
05689f No.2070379
Yes, but, wouldnt it give you another side effect?
b4c223 No.2070381
does this mean water has pee in it
05689f No.2070382
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
680760 No.2070383
I think I'm peaking.
It's just a spiral downwards from here now.
Not going to look forward to the comedown.
84b375 No.2070384
WHAT OTHER SIDE EFFECT ???
05689f No.2070385
>>2070384
PEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEEPEE PEE
05689f No.2070386
Urination, more like... Re-Hydration
680760 No.2070387
What's your favourite soft drink, /animus?/ Mine is Dr.Pepper.
b4c223 No.2070388
>>2070387
nothing beats a good old irn bru
ad1ea3 No.2070389
>>2070387
Dog jizz.
Shaken. Not stired.
05689f No.2070390
>>2070387
1) Coke Zero/Pepsi Max
2) Dr Pepper
=3) Apple Juice/Orange Juice
4)Irn Bru
680760 No.2070391
>>2070390
>>2070389
>>2070388
Awww, thanks for answering my question guys.
Have a (You) on me.
05689f No.2070393
84b375 No.2070394
i dont drink soda anymore !!
but if im drinkin soda i like jackson hole soda company's high mountain huckleberry :p
its not garbage high fructose corn syrup in a plastic bottle/can
05689f No.2070396
Got to take care of your pee
b4c223 No.2070398
>>2070391
no problem my friend
60c1e9 No.2070400
>>2070387
Diet Coke. I used to prefer regular but now the sugar just makes me feel a bit sick.
680760 No.2070401
>>2070397
never heard of it.
>>2070398
Loafie would you be my e-boyfriend for this Saturday?
05689f No.2070402
>>2070400
Same. We are getting old test.
680760 No.2070403
>>2070400
?I live for sugar. I never get no sugar stuff or diet
ad1ea3 No.2070404
>>2070400
Maybe I can give you some sugar.
aeb010 No.2070405
>>2070401
try it. it's amazing.
60c1e9 No.2070406
>>2070402
Soon we'll live for early bird specials and senior discounts.
>>2070404
Give me freedom or give me death.
ad1ea3 No.2070407
>>2070406
*Slathers you in sugar*
05689f No.2070408
>>2070406
I mean, thank god honestly. Have you seen those discounts? AAnd those free buss passes?
Man. we'll have it made.
84b375 No.2070409
happy trans day of visibility everyone
can u see me
LOL
b4c223 No.2070410
>>2070401
I'd be happy to, but I wouldn't want to disappoint anyone
680760 No.2070413
>>2070410
How will you disappoint others?
And I don't know much about romance, only deviancy. ;w;
b4c223 No.2070414
>>2070413
well someone else might want to be my e-bf, but won't be able to if you are...
b4c223 No.2070416
84b375 No.2070417
>>2070414
can we vote on who gets to be ur e-bf/gf
>>2070415
I MEAN WE ALL KNEW IT
680760 No.2070419
>>2070416
Who do you think bullies better?
Me or Scoots?
aeb010 No.2070420
loafie is my e-boyfriend
step off my man!!!!
ad1ea3 No.2070421
DONT YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME CHRIS
680760 No.2070422
We could all share Loafie.
84b375 No.2070424
b4c223 No.2070425
>>2070419
you by a very considerable margin
05689f No.2070426
>>2070417
Literally gagging for it. Shaking my head
4a3fd1 No.2070427
>>2070423
So what are these dudes measured on?
05689f No.2070428
I am going to ram a cheese knife through loafie's eyesocket, THEN we will see who the top bully is
680760 No.2070429
>>2070425
Awww, that makes me proud.
Thanks Loafie, someone is gonna get extra headpats.
84b375 No.2070430
>>2070426
SHAKIN MY HIPS !!!!!
05689f No.2070432
>>2070430
SHAKING THEM HIPS
NO LIES.
disappoinment rises
ad1ea3 No.2070433
>>2070431
Want to play some LoL of Legumes?
b4c223 No.2070435
>>2070429
thank you scanner
scoots you could learn a thing or two from him, there's more to bullying than just pure violence and threats
6f2a1f No.2070436
>>2070427
Not sure. maybe bangable or just passable.
05689f No.2070437
Shut the fuck up loafie.
>>2070434
Tfw no grapes!!!!!!
aeb010 No.2070438
>>2070423
isla is S tier what a shitty list!!!
680760 No.2070439
>>2070435
Yeah, there is also light teasing, degration, and spanking.
05689f No.2070440
Ghostie is now cute,
Lol to grim for the coke times
84b375 No.2070441
>>2070437
:(
do u like green or red grapes
>>2070438
yeah i agree this tier list stinks
it makes ZERO sense
b4c223 No.2070442
>>2070439
you really know what you're talking about
did you get a PhD in bullying or is it all just natural to you
60c1e9 No.2070443
>>2070433
I'm actually reading a light novel at the moment.
Mentioning that did remind me that I left a lobby open for like 24 hours so I went and got rid of that.
05689f No.2070444
>>2070441
Both, but I prefer red ones.
Et tu?
Though English summer strawberries are my favourite fruit.
Bananss are a consistent top 3
ad1ea3 No.2070445
>>2070443
Absolutely awful.
05689f No.2070446
I could destroy scanner if I wanted to. I could send him apcking to the looney bin.
But I am above that.
I am not a petty person.
I am neither goggles or moogs
680760 No.2070447
Few hours in and I still can't achieve a boner.
>>2070442
Why yes, pet, I learnt bullying in University.
My dissertation was how you are so fun to tease with.
4a3fd1 No.2070448
>>2070436
That bottom row tier is how I imagine anyone calling themselves a trap looks like pretty much
680760 No.2070449
>>2070446
Thank you for keeping my existence unscathed, master.
84b375 No.2070450
>>2070444
i like green crunchy ones !!!!!
i dont wike most fwuit ;w;
680760 No.2070451
I'm more than likely going to destroy myself.
I AM NOT SORRY
I WILL BE DESTROYED
05689f No.2070452
>>2070449
It is an important life skill to learn restraint.
>>2070450
You really are a picky girl.
nuggies it is!
I dunno, I was just always given fruit and veg as a kid... I just like it all.
The only thing that makes me angery are Parsnips. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
84b375 No.2070453
>>2070452
i wuv veggies !!!!
i wuv gween foods
I W U V VEGETABLE !!!
680760 No.2070454
>>2070452
I only know hedonism, I'm not a restraint kind of guy. Do you know any dealers around where you live?
b4c223 No.2070455
>>2070447
very interesting
it sure is nice to be amongst a true certified professional
84b375 No.2070456
>>2070455
i wanna see
maid woafie !!
05689f No.2070457
>>2070453
hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GIMME VEGGIES!!!!!!!!!
>>2070454
I don't, havent had a dealer for 2 years now.
680760 No.2070458
>>2070455
And it is nice that I have such a subby qt to practice my bullying on.
84b375 No.2070459
>>2070457
i wuv dat chikkin in the piccie
i wanna poke and gib squishes
680760 No.2070460
>>2070457
Would you like one?
I travel around a lot. Know a few people.
05689f No.2070462
>>2070459
OWOstolfo is best FATE!
I mean, Saber is best but...
680760 No.2070464
I'm such an underground guy, I don't even get rated.
45796e No.2070466
>>2070463
I miss my Mio folder
680760 No.2070467
>>2070465
We don't need lists.
We;re too cool to be listed.
05689f No.2070469
b4c223 No.2070470
>>2070456
I don't own a maid outfit :(
>>2070458
we complement each other so well, it's almost as if we were made to be together...
84b375 No.2070471
>>2070470
please get one !!
youd look
SO
CUTE
2ca4d7 No.2070473
>>2070465
You're top of the list on the "Not on any lists" list.
45796e No.2070474
>2018
>not owning a maid outfit
ad1ea3 No.2070475
>Plat class
Damn son. And we don't even get along.
84b375 No.2070477
680760 No.2070478
>>2070470
Aw shucks, now I'm blushing. Do you think you'll find your soulmate?
2ca4d7 No.2070480
>>2070477
I'm on call. Can't go out.
680760 No.2070482
>>2070476
Hey bard, I'm posting better than ever.
I wish this feeling would never go away.
84b375 No.2070483
>>2070480
aw
poo
some other time then i guess :p
2ca4d7 No.2070484
>>2070483
I'll be on call then, too.
b86be9 No.2070485
>>2070482
erlcome back buddy glad to have you hear
2ca4d7 No.2070487
>>2070481
Wonder if that Usui guy offed himself yet.
84b375 No.2070488
ad1ea3 No.2070490
b4c223 No.2070491
>>2070471
it'd be a bit ironic that someone so bad at cooking and cleaning would own a maid outfit I think
>>2070476
morning bard
>>2070478
I think maybe, but only time will tell, and if I can't do much to prepare myself, so I'll just wait for that day
05689f No.2070492
>>2070487
Me too,
getting cucked to death by the Cuckgirl squad
Unbelievable
680760 No.2070493
>>2070485
Yeah and all it took was a few grams of MDMA to get me in the shitposting mood.
2ca4d7 No.2070494
>>2070488
>>2070492
The fact he paraded it around was the most amazing part.
05689f No.2070495
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
d02ad1 No.2070496
680760 No.2070497
>>2070491
I'm waiting still. All I've seen are freaks, weirdos and drug dealers.
I bet I just need to get out more and find someone.
05689f No.2070498
>>2070494
It was one of those magical times to be alive... seeing a total cuck... in its natural habitat
680760 No.2070499
>>2070496
*begrudingly enjoys*
You can keep trying but I'll never get a boner at this moment.
84b375 No.2070500
>>2070491
itd be
CUTE
thats what it'd be :p
cyoooooooooot
>>2070494
reeeeee twacer >.>
d02ad1 No.2070501
>>2070499
sorry you have to do MDMA without a cuddlebuddy... enjoy the rest of your evening!
2ca4d7 No.2070504
>>2070498
Oh well. Here's to never seeing him again.
>>2070500
ad1ea3 No.2070505
>>2070503
This was the best meme to be churned out of this hole in years.
b86be9 No.2070506
>>2070491
good m ornwan waofie
>>2070493
careful with the hard drugs agasain buddy......
680760 No.2070507
>>2070501
Oh but I would love a cuddlebuddy right now. Is it you bamboo tank?
b4c223 No.2070510
>>2070497
stay strong friend
>>2070500
fair point
>>2070506
what you doing today bard
680760 No.2070511
>>2070506
I am careful. Last time I made a pornhub account and accidentally tipped some cam girl £40. I'm now more wiser not to repeat that again.
84b375 No.2070512
>>2070504
i wanna smoke with the coolest poster here.....
680760 No.2070513
>>2070508
I agree. He's the cutest Canadian shitposter ever.
05689f No.2070515
Wow.
Not the coolest.
Friendship with Liliana ended.
84b375 No.2070516
>>2070510
how longs your hair ? :3
d02ad1 No.2070517
>>2070507
idk how the frick you know bamboo tank
ofc you'd love a cuddlebuddy
oxytocin upon oxytocin, every touch lovingly magnified... maybe if you sat on your arm it could feel like someone else's caress
84b375 No.2070519
>>2070515
LOL
you dont smoke !!
i meant coolest poster who smonks
b4c223 No.2070520
>>2070516
not very I had a haircut today after all
60c1e9 No.2070521
>>2070519
Unless he quit, he did smoke
2ca4d7 No.2070522
>>2070512
I'm not wasting a good cigar.
>>2070514
>Good
680760 No.2070525
>>2070517
I known him for ages. At least I can try and e-date a poster here.
05689f No.2070526
>>2070519
>>2070521
I have been quit for...5 months
8b121b No.2070527
scoots is just having a bad day huh
84b375 No.2070528
>>2070520
what !!
show me !! :o
>>2070521
he quit !!
im p sure
>>2070522
okay waste a bad one then LOL
also !!
how is that a waste ;w;
i'll give u a cigar as an early/late christmas gift >:3
>>2070523
but WHAT do yo smoke huh buddy ?
>>2070526
yeah see
05689f No.2070529
When I work
I miss the feeling of cancers budding
84b375 No.2070530
>scoots
>havin a bad day
>EVER
lol good one buddy
2ca4d7 No.2070531
>>2070528
I only have good cigars.
9d4ad0 No.2070532
I am eating my easter egg a day early
I deserve to be punished
05689f No.2070533
I WAS HAVING A NICE DAY
UNTIL YOU And sinni ruined it
oh and look who forgot to link me to movie night
you fucking lying asshats reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
b4c223 No.2070535
>>2070528
what do you want me to show you
do you want me to go back to the barber and take a picture of the floor
05689f No.2070536
>>2070530
eVERYDAY IS A GOOD DAY WITH L-LILIANA
84b375 No.2070538
>>2070531
okay so lets say i give you a cigar but only on the condition that you smoke atleast some of it sitting across from me
>>2070532
eating ??
EASTER EGG ??
WHAT
YOU EAT EASTER EGGS ?
>>2070534
hmm.
mostly grose
ciggies stink unless im at a show and other people are smoking then and then theyre okay
>>2070535
no !!
i wanna see ur hair currently
>>2070536
exactly
2ca4d7 No.2070540
>>2070538
Might be poisoned.
05689f No.2070541
>>2070538
>ciggies stink unless I am at a show
>unless
9d4ad0 No.2070542
>>2070538
https://groceries.morrisons.com/productImages/309/309860011_0_640x640.jpg?identifier=ed6c2621b6b8dce656a0c5c4a26c1f0e
Also I only smoke outside when it's cold, usually after I've had some sort of disappointing or awkard social experience. I like to feel it burn in my mouth and unconsciously reflect on life.
84b375 No.2070543
>>2070540
OKAY WHAT IF I TAKE YOU TO A SHOP AND YOU PICK ONE OUT AND I PAY FOR IT FOR YOU AND THEN YOU SMOKE IT ACROSS FROM ME AT YOUR LOCATION OF CHOICE
>>2070541
i dont smoke them :p
i just find the smell of them comforting when im at a venue
b4c223 No.2070544
>>2070538
I don't know
I've been bullied plenty today I wouldn't want to sour it
680760 No.2070545
>>2070532
3 hail marys, you hedonistic sinner.
9d4ad0 No.2070546
Do Americans not have easter eggs?
84b375 No.2070547
>>2070542
oh one of these
niceu
and thats a fair time to smoke
as long as ur not smokin a lot :p
but still
ciggies stink !!
84b375 No.2070548
>>2070544
send it over discord then u doof
ad1ea3 No.2070549
>>2070546
We have eggs.
Plural.
9d4ad0 No.2070550
>>2070547
I smoke every day.
05689f No.2070551
>>2070543
Good. I was about to go full chastize mode, there atre only so many heartbreaks I can take in a day....
ad1ea3 No.2070552
Who eats one singular egg?
b4c223 No.2070553
got to take a photo have I
you're a real piece of work aren't you
2ca4d7 No.2070554
>>2070543
Shop might be privy to your intentions ahead of time, and willing to mess with whichever cigar I pick,
9d4ad0 No.2070555
>>2070549
Oh yes, but I only have one because I don't want to get fat.
05689f No.2070556
d02ad1 No.2070557
I don't smoke cigarettes.
or drink.
score two for me.
680760 No.2070558
>>2070553
How long is your hair?
ad1ea3 No.2070559
>>2070555
The fuck do you mean "get fat", you gelatinous glob?
9d4ad0 No.2070560
>>2070557
No that's right you just smonk WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
And that's so much less obnoxious
b4c223 No.2070561
sorry peegirl
god I look like that fucking mexican who wants to ban guns with this haircut
680760 No.2070562
>>2070557
You ain't missing much, hard drugs is where it's at.
05689f No.2070564
LOL LOAFIE AND THEIR FAT HAIRY ASS
9d4ad0 No.2070565
b4c223 No.2070566
scoots I'm sorry about what I said earlier your bullying skills are very commendable
just don't talk about my ass will you please
84b375 No.2070567
>>2070550
that sounds impossible to do when you said you only smoke under those circumstances
the weather part alone makes that tuff
>>2070551
youll b okay bubber
>>2070552
me
and loco apparently
>>2070554
omg TRACER !!!!!!!!!!!!
okay
so you have 100% control over
who's car we take
where we go
what cigar to pick
where 2 smoke
WHAT IM SMOKING TOO (incase you dont want poison fumes that i drank an elixir to be immune to)
and i'll pay for all of it
>>2070561
please send over discord !!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ad1ea3 No.2070568
>>2070563
And a can of Crisco is 5 pounds.
9d4ad0 No.2070570
>>2070567
>that sounds impossible to do when you said you only smoke under those circumstances
05689f No.2070571
>>2070567
I was fine, until Sinni betrayed me
b4c223 No.2070573
>>2070569
I retract my statement
she looks better than I do
84b375 No.2070574
>>2070570
EXPLAIN THE WEATHER PART FIRST
the 2nd part i can sorta get bc u self deprecate a lot but
:p
>>2070571
you knew it would happen
05689f No.2070575
>>2070574
Inevitable really. I just have a very trusting nature.
9d4ad0 No.2070576
>>2070574
It's always cold here.
9d4ad0 No.2070577
84b375 No.2070578
>>2070575
me too :p
is okay
stuf happenz
>>2070576
is it REALLY though
like
honestly
REALLY
2ca4d7 No.2070579
>>2070567
Not using my car, you might plant something there. Not using yours, too many blind spots.
Only place I used to smoke publicly at doesn't exist anymore.
Prefer Makers Mark.
The "Where we go" would fit this.
You smoke cock.
Like you have any money.
d02ad1 No.2070580
I vape my weed, tyvm.
and I've stopped, tyvm.
it's been a hellish couple weeks, but my sleep has improved.
fallen back in with caffeine again tho. but at least caffeine has some redeeming qualities.
you grow up being told that smoking is bad for you, and everything says that it is, yet you decided to pick it up anyways. seems stupid.
05689f No.2070581
Shame. Really. Would be nice if Loco got Pneumonia and drowned to death.
>>2070578
Yeah, atleast I got true friends like you.
680760 No.2070582
 | Rolled 8 (1d20) |
Rolling d20 to charm the poster below this post/
9d4ad0 No.2070583
>>2070578
We've had a few days of sunshine in the past few months. That's it.
ad1ea3 No.2070584
05689f No.2070586
9d4ad0 No.2070587
>>2070580
This is your response to being called obnoxious?
680760 No.2070588
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>2070580
My mum gave me my first cig on New Years, I was 18 when I picked up smoking.
4ffc9e No.2070589
>>2070580
>it's been a hellish couple weeks,
Lol I quit at around the same time as u and it hasn't been difficult
Just exercise hard and replace weed with endorphin highs
84b375 No.2070590
>>2070579
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
borrow a trusted friends vehicle or have them drive us
we can smoke at my house so you can doxx me if you want
or yours if you dont trust me
or at a lake if you trust neither
or
literally anywhere
i dont smoke that !!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND I HAVE MONEY !!
I HAVE A JOB !!
>>2070583
maybe is why so sad loco
move to sunny florida
05689f No.2070591
>Not relishing that punishing ice chill as you step out for a cigarette at 6am
Loco is a fucking spic cunt.
I miss smoking.
05689f No.2070592
2ca4d7 No.2070593
>>2070590
I don't need to subject a good friend to you two.
No private spaces.
No public spaces.
No items.
Fox only.
Final destination.
"I believe you"
9d4ad0 No.2070594
>>2070590
But my visa would expire after 90 days! I don't think I can get one of the geriatric queer perverts that live there to marry me so quickly.
680760 No.2070595
>>2070592
I'll be upset when the Queen dies.
748b18 No.2070596
I can't wait to go to church hungover
05689f No.2070597
>>2070595
I will feel a pang of sadness. But then the Commie in me will dance.
4ffc9e No.2070598
>>2070596
Is ur mommy making u go
aeb010 No.2070599
tracer doesn't want to hang out because he doesn't have a human body
he's just an AI program that Tesla developed in secret
84b375 No.2070600
>>2070593
twacer ;-;
also
i can play fox but when i played melee i played falco....
so im probably gonna lose..
I DO HAVE A JOB !!!
I CAN GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS AND YOU COME SEE ME WHILE IM ON THE CLOCK !!
>>2070594
oh i beg to differ
90 days is enough to marry ezpz
especially when ur as gay as u :p
>>2070599
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
680760 No.2070601
>>2070597
I didn't know you was a communist. I'm as capitalistic as they come.
748b18 No.2070602
>>2070598
Its like one of the only things I do with my family once a year tbh
I could not go but that would be a dick move
9d4ad0 No.2070604
>>2070600
Hey
Will you marry me?
4ffc9e No.2070606
>>2070602
Just be sure to save the wafer in your pocket to use in a Black Mass later on
d02ad1 No.2070608
>>2070587
sticks and stones.
>>2070588
stop. smoking. just stop. the buzz is minimal, and chroic use ends up with you chasing normalcy, instead of it being a benefit to your existance.
>>2070589
I've stopped for the last while since nocturnal. but you're right.
I think I got high off of burning some of the THC stored in my fat cells.
680760 No.2070609
>>2070605
We're hardwired to be capitalistic. When the depression comes, everyone retreats to a safe place. And when there is a boom, other people are likewise manic.
You ever heard of The Genius of The Beast? It's a good book on capitalism.
05689f No.2070610
>>2070608
Let us #RealTalk here; I think loco is way more obnoxious than yourself.
84b375 No.2070612
>>2070603
grrrr.
>>2070604
im not even good at dating i think marriage would be terrible
unless i get to be a house wife
05689f No.2070613
>>2070609
Literally shut up before I delete you from this plane of reality.
680760 No.2070614
>>2070608
Live fast, die young.
I don't even enjoy smoking that much. I do love my weed though.
9d4ad0 No.2070616
>>2070612
No, I will be the housewife, you piece of shit.
748b18 No.2070617
>>2070606
I hope this church has food
680760 No.2070618
>>2070613
I'll live on in different boards.
You can;t tame me, bby/
4ffc9e No.2070619
>>2070608
You can actually get a THC high that way? It doesn't feel like a weed high to me
Exercising does get the remnants out of your system faster tho, which is good cause I didn't like that post-binge brain haziness
84b375 No.2070620
>>2070615
>.>
>>2070616
LOL
GOOD ONE
as if i could provide for two people
05689f No.2070622
>>2070618
I do not intend to tame you, I intend to rend you from this life.
84b375 No.2070623
>>2070621
im gonna punch u
9d4ad0 No.2070624
>>2070620
But I want to wear the maid outfit and be fucked on the carpet when you come home and you're too tired to be gentle
84b375 No.2070625
>>2070624
how am i gonna do literally any of that
05689f No.2070626
>>2070623
Behave! You are supposed to be a lady.
4ffc9e No.2070627
>>2070617
I'm just going to a family dinner tomorrow
Luckily my family doesn't think it necessary for everyone to go to church together
ad1ea3 No.2070628
680760 No.2070629
>>2070622
This is me right now. Though the body can die, the ego survives on breadcrumbs.
/scanimus/ when?
84b375 No.2070630
>>2070626
IM A TUFF LADY !!
2ca4d7 No.2070631
>>2070623
Don't hurt yourself.
84b375 No.2070632
>>2070631
me ??
no
UR GETTIN HURT !!
05689f No.2070633
>>2070629
Soon, I plan on leaving this site in the next few days. Becasue of moogs and sinni.
I may quit forever.
>>2070630
How tough?
d02ad1 No.2070634
I used to be a hardcore alcoholic because I wanted to empathize with Cupcake's method of self-medication.
>>2070599
pretty smart to make him say, "Hm."
>>2070610
thank you. but I know I get dangerously close to tedious.
>>2070614
don't smoke. period. it just doesn't make sense. smoke weed occasionally. don't ever chronic. just don't.
84b375 No.2070635
9d4ad0 No.2070636
>>2070625
By coming home and mounting me like the hot bitch I am.
4ffc9e No.2070638
I wonder if Hutzpa meant he's quitting 4ever or just for today
680760 No.2070639
>>2070633
Awww, but you're the only poster I consistanly like and can remember
d02ad1 No.2070640
>>2070619
definitely felt like a weed high.
do you still do caffeine?
05689f No.2070641
>>2070635
Good, but be civil, atleast. Kill with kindness
680760 No.2070643
>>2070634
I do a lot of daft things, tbh, smoking isn't the worse I done.
748b18 No.2070644
>>2070627
My family thinks we HAVE to do it
aeb010 No.2070647
how do you plan to punch a computer program
you can't even touch tracer
ad1ea3 No.2070648
680760 No.2070649
>>2070645
Don't know what that means, all I remember in latin is Momento Mori, remember death.
05689f No.2070650
>>2070649
All men must die
d02ad1 No.2070652
>>2070643
don't be daft, punk.
drugs are better when they're occasional.
every time I've smoked, I've made sure to have several cigarettes, one after another, so that I acossiate smoking with headaches and nausea. and it worked. never smoked more than once every few months.
ad1ea3 No.2070653
4ffc9e No.2070654
>>2070640
Yeah, usually just one cup a day, in the morning
I've been going to bed at around 10pm and waking up at 7am or earlier every day, with the help of an alarm
It's been easier to keep my sleep habits consistent than I thought it would be, probably partly because of the exercise
>>2070644
Some christfags are pretty OCD like that
Do they know you're not religious tho? I guess not
05689f No.2070655
I know loads of dad jokes about cash machines, I just cant think of one ATM
d02ad1 No.2070656
680760 No.2070657
>>2070650
>Time is a good teacher
>But sadly it kills all pupils.
680760 No.2070660
>>2070652
You know, I always wanted to try LSD. And I think I can only visit my dealer friend once a month. Too expensive to travel to him.
b4c223 No.2070661
scanner is the king of animus
d02ad1 No.2070663
>>2070654
goddam. that's admirable.
you know those 5 Hour things? yea.
I've been meaning to stop. I know my braining and life gets better every time I do.
but... I'm gonna stop.
748b18 No.2070664
>>2070654
No they would go insane.
d02ad1 No.2070665
680760 No.2070666
>>2070661
Awwwww, and you are my loyal subjects.
I love each and everyone of you as a nobleman can.
>>2070662
Shut up, that's the nicest anyone has referred me to. ;w;
d60200 No.2070667
>>2070666
he turned you against me
b4c223 No.2070668
>>2070662
don't look at me like that
d02ad1 No.2070670
Goeblins... why does that name sound familiar?
aeb010 No.2070671
>>2070669
jesus can't hear you he doesn't rise until tomorrow
05689f No.2070672
I sleep.
Perhaps the weight of disappointment and sadness will kill me off.
GN
680760 No.2070673
>>2070665
Not one. I would like to take shrooms too.
I already had one mental breakdown, so I think I'll be safe.
>>2070667
Well tbh, I'm more like a court jester than a king. Don't hate Tak, I wuv you.
d02ad1 No.2070674
>>2070672
hope you're joking. ninis.
fffdb5 No.2070675
>>2070671
No, I am Jesus. My da is God. And I do have to rise tomorrow to go to work.
aeb010 No.2070676
>>2070672
i love you scoots!!!!!!
don't die in sleep pls
05689f No.2070677
>>2070674
i am fine, just dont trust sinni or moogs
9d4ad0 No.2070678
you ever want to go to a weirdo divebar and get tied up and used by strangers
4ffc9e No.2070680
>>2070661
You get a crown!
>>2070662
You get a crown!
Everybody gets a crown!
>>2070663
I used that a lot in high school, lol
I probably should have been more diligent about exercise and getting enough sleep back then too I guess
>>2070664
My mom is pretty religious and I kind of just don't say anything when she talks about it; no point in arguing about it with her really
She probably knows I'm not christfag tho and also just doesn't want to push it into an argument, since she's asked if I ever go to church and I said no
680760 No.2070681
>>2070678
I know just the places.
There was my fave drinking place called Cahoots in Liverpool which played live music. I was such a regular I was allowed in the staff room.
ad1ea3 No.2070682
>>2070669
Need a head rub?
680760 No.2070683
>>2070680
Can I have a pink crown? I'm in a lovey dovey sort of mood.
d60200 No.2070684
>>2070673
okay
all is forgiven
>>2070680
I just want recognition
maybe now people will pay attention to me
fffdb5 No.2070685
>>2070678
I'm more the stranger using you.
>>2070682
...no...
d02ad1 No.2070686
>>2070671
actually it was Judas that was crucified. nobody could tell, not even his own mother.
then someone stole the body of Judas, and people thought Jesus had risen.
>>2070677
okay good. and aw. they've been nice to me.
>>2070680
what's important is that we learn from our mistakes.
b4c223 No.2070687
>>2070680
but if everyone gets a crown that will diminish the value of each individual crown
9d4ad0 No.2070688
>>2070686
>actually it was Judas that was crucified. nobody could tell, not even his own mother.
What the fuck are you spewing now
ad1ea3 No.2070689
>>2070685
Alright.
Anyway what's up?
aeb010 No.2070690
>>2070686
hey kanra can you do us all a favor and use a name so we don't have to refilter you all the time
T H A N K S C U C K
680760 No.2070691
>>2070687
Each crown is special and comes with it's own stats.
680760 No.2070692
I never filtered anybody. No one can annoy me that much.
I think I'll be up all night tonight.
d60200 No.2070693
>>2070691
+50% desperation
b4c223 No.2070694
>>2070691
so what are the stats of my crown
680760 No.2070695
>>2070693
I'm pretty desperate myself, I've been fapping for hours and I can't get it up/ ;w;
>>2070694
Plus 2 to charisma and I wish I know more about you so I can say more.
d02ad1 No.2070696
>>2070673
shrooms are... nice. take the smallest dose you can when you do. you don't need to trip balls.
could you get your paws on some?
680760 No.2070697
>>2070696
No, never. I'd like to trip balls though, my life is boring.
d60200 No.2070698
>>2070695
that's hot
never change scanner
8b121b No.2070699
kanra can you get me shrooms
680760 No.2070700
>>2070698
I pool a lot of pre, should I stop talking about lewd stuff?
680760 No.2070701
Loafie, add me on discord :3
d60200 No.2070702
680760 No.2070703
>>2070702
No as in stop talking about lewd stuff? Or is it the pre comment that put you off?
d02ad1 No.2070704
>>2070697
you shouldn't try to make your life more interesting with drugs. they're temporary. better used for isolated experiences.
the shift in mood and perspective that comes from taking what is called a 'microdose' during the daytime can be really rewarding.
and in those amounts, you can really appreciate its effects. just thinking back to those times now... yea, definitely gonna reccomend starting with as small a dose as possible.
>>2070699
you can grow your own. that's a thing you can do.
d60200 No.2070705
>>2070703
put off by a little precum?
what do I look like, a woman?
4ffc9e No.2070706
>>2070683
Totally, a pink princess crown
>>2070684
Why don't u just be 30 different new people again
I remember I thought one of the people you were was pretty cute; I forget who it was tho
Be that person again and I'll kiss u
>>2070686
Yeah, the only way to die with no regrets is to learn to forgive yourself ^^
>>2070687
You're the king of gays : ^ )
d60200 No.2070707
>>2070706
nah son you gotta buy em all in a bundle now
680760 No.2070708
>>2070704
Everything in this life is temporary.
I want lasting stories, but I'll take your advice and only go small.
>>2070705
No, but I'll still play with your holes the same. >:3
8b121b No.2070709
>>2070704
whats a good site to get some spores
b4c223 No.2070712
>>2070695
what is it you want to know
>>2070701
what is your discord desu
d02ad1 No.2070713
>>2070706
easier said than done. easier to do when you're not taking a drug that causes and fuels rumination.
>>2070708
have a plan. check the weather. where you'll be for the come-up and the come-down.
everything one already finds beautiful in the world becomes all the more sweeter and sublime on psylocibin.
680760 No.2070714
>>2070710
I'm just teasing you Tak. I'd play with your dick instead
680760 No.2070715
>>2070713
I like taking drugs in the comfort of my own home with my laptop beside me. I'm a very anti-social drug taker. Don't really go out in nature.
d02ad1 No.2070716
>>2070709
idk. use Google. make sure to read reviews. all I know is the spores are legal, and you can grow them on wet tissue paper.
and if they produce a bad mood, the smallest bit of weed can act like a lifering.
8b121b No.2070718
>>2070716
yeah you've reminded me of that. i just dont know whats a reputable site for this
680760 No.2070719
>>2070712
It's SCANNER#6401
And I think I'll know more about you as time goes on. You put me on the spot there, don't know what to ask.
680760 No.2070720
No dead threads on my watch. I'm gonna bump it like it's hot.
d60200 No.2070723
>>2070714
so are we fucking or what?
8b121b No.2070724
d02ad1 No.2070725
>>2070715
don't wanna be an obnoxious drug person... but media is sooo fuckng good on shrooms.
music. movies. but you really do have to tailor and modify your own experiences on shrooms, as opposed to LSD.
>>2070718
I've only ever gotten them grown and dried from a dealer. I wouldn't want to lead you astray. read reviews.
8b121b No.2070726
>>2070725
hm ive had a bad time ordering designer drugs from china. ill keep an eye out
680760 No.2070727
>>2070722
Oh well, I guess we all have to come down sooner or later. All good things must come to an end.
>>2070723
I honestly don't know. My heart says yes but my dick is still dead. Do you like being bottom?
d02ad1 No.2070728
>>2070726
order from America. read reviews. make sure the English is good. the more people you have rambling on about their trips, the more legit the site probably is.
680760 No.2070729
>>2070725
I'd like to see A Scanner Darkly on shrooms, if you put it like that.
d60200 No.2070730
>>2070727
not really
but I'm amicable
8b121b No.2070731
>>2070729
watch the first half of the holy mountian
680760 No.2070732
>>2070730
Likewise, being a switch is best of both worlds. Know when to conquer and know when to be subby. :3
959996 No.2070733
680760 No.2070735
>>2070731
Watching a trailer for it now. It looks interesting.
d60200 No.2070738
>>2070732
well now we have to do something.
>>2070734
henlo fremd
ad1ea3 No.2070739
>>2070727
Is what it is. Not really dead right now though.
d02ad1 No.2070740
frand.
>>2070729
watch something with good sounds and visuals.
>like Paprika.
anyways I'm still somewhat nocturnal. goodnight ppl.
680760 No.2070741
>>2070738
What do you suggest?
>>2070739
I don't want this day to end.
ad1ea3 No.2070742
>>2070741
I'm close to sleeping honestly.
Been cleaning all day.
959996 No.2070743
>>2070738
Hewwo
>>2070740
hewwo kanra!
convince george to watch paprika with me
d60200 No.2070744
>>2070741
we get our dicks out and slap em around together
b4c223 No.2070745
sinni I still haven't found a george what do
680760 No.2070746
>>2070742
I think I'm gonna do an allnighter.
>>2070744
But yours would be totes bigger than mine right now, my dick is dead, no fair.
959996 No.2070747
>>2070745
I'm not sure!
learn to love yourself?
attract someone to you
ad1ea3 No.2070748
>>2070746
Well I wish you luck dude.
I'm gunna head to bed.
Night.
d02ad1 No.2070749
pls don't think of me as a drug person... I just really think people can benefit from planned moments on shrooms.
moogs watch Paprika it's p sugoi.
680760 No.2070750
>>2070748
Goodnight sleepyhead, don't let the bedbugs bite. *tucks you in*
b4c223 No.2070751
>>2070747
how do I love myself
d60200 No.2070752
>>2070746
eh
you'd be surprised
680760 No.2070753
>>2070749
Everyone needs a little poison every now and again.
You're experienced, not a drug person.
959996 No.2070754
>>2070751
take time for yourself, do things you like
accept your faults and just keep chuggin!
680760 No.2070755
>>2070752
I'd post my dick if it wasn't so disfunctional right now. Maybe next time.
d60200 No.2070756
>>2070755
how is the mdma treating you though?
680760 No.2070757
>>2070756
I never felt as much as at peace where I do now. I'm a little horny because I can't get it up. You got me in one of those moods.
b4c223 No.2070758
>>2070754
I do all those but I still don't love myself
959996 No.2070759
>>2070758
gotta keep trying then! be confident, do ur best to make yourself something other people would want y'know?
b4c223 No.2070760
>>2070759
so what you're saying is nobody will care who I am until I put on the mask
b86be9 No.2070761
shitpostbot generated this meme and i giggled