9d569a No.2065066
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Be my Easter Bunny Edition.
27eee2 No.2065921
>>2065920
Doubt many people will get the point.
065f6f No.2065922
>>2065921
Doesn't matter.
It'll be an index of the sorts of jokes you're allowed to tell, and what you can be arrested for, by race and religion.
If the law is fair and just, either everyone will get arrested for making fun of any race or religion, or nobody will.
Anyone that makes a joke at a White Christian's expense will get arrested and sentenced as much harshly as anyone that makes an almost identical joke at the expense of a Black Muslim.
or a Chinese Scientologist.
065f6f No.2065923
true equality. true social justice for all.
27eee2 No.2065924
>>2065922
If there's an index to show what's allowed then it matters quite a bit who understands the premise.
The index will ultimately be no one is allowed to tell jokes about other people. Including their own race. Because everyone is offended by everything.
>Anyone that makes a joke at a White Christian's expense will get arrested and sentenced as much harshly as anyone that makes an almost identical joke at the expense of a Black Muslim.
Good luck.
e2f74a No.2065925
im in nezis room and he left quick what do i pee on
970ecc No.2065926
e2f74a No.2065928
d3bb3a No.2065929
>>2065925
I still dont believe you guys wont do it
065f6f No.2065930
>>2065924
The precendence has been set.
anyways. making the index is just a way to get the ball rolling.
people wiser and smarter than the rest of us can figure out how to stop it once it has.
27eee2 No.2065931
>>2065929
They're both bottoms.
>>2065930
Hah.
d3bb3a No.2065933
>>2065931
Knowing that sooner would have been very helpful.
I still dont believe it though.
27eee2 No.2065935
>>2065933
That they both prefer to receive?
That's just how gay they are.
10eb8f No.2065936
>>2065934
you just inspired me to start my new folder
065f6f No.2065937
>>2065935
don't jinx it baka. they can still cuddle.
970ecc No.2065938
>>2065936
oh neat
what is it
d3bb3a No.2065939
>>2065935
I mean I guess it was obvious, but sometimes bottoms will still give a good bang a go.
27eee2 No.2065940
>>2065937
Great image to prevent me from sleep.
>>2065939
I see.
10eb8f No.2065941
>>2065938
its just gonna be screencaps of youtube people waith bad captions
what did you do today desu
3a774f No.2065942
Because who don't love a good bangin
065f6f No.2065943
>>2065940
ye. crippling loneliness is a leading cause of insomnia.
970ecc No.2065945
>>2065941
spilled soap in the shower and slipped on it
wbu bby?
>>2065942
insert witty comment here
I can't
3a774f No.2065946
>>2065945
You can't come up with a witty comment?
970ecc No.2065947
065f6f No.2065948
they should close this thread.
10eb8f No.2065949
>>2065945
had to bike over to my buddy who owed me some bud
now I get to shmoke and relax and heal up my sore back : 3
970ecc No.2065950
>>2065949
he who smoketh
should be careful not to over indulge
lest he become broketh
10eb8f No.2065951
>>2065950
lets smoke til we cant breathe bby
065f6f No.2065953
d3bb3a No.2065954
>>2065940
Said they wouldn't.
But there is a chance.
There is hope.
Time will tell.
d3bb3a No.2065957
>>2065951
>>2065952
I will catch up later, when I can be bothered.
>>2065956
Sleep well.
970ecc No.2065959
>>2065957
you better hurry
I have a big head start
d3bb3a No.2065960
>>2065959
Its too early for drugs here!
d3bb3a No.2065961
970ecc No.2065962
>>2065960
oh okay
understandable
have a nice day
970ecc No.2065964
d3bb3a No.2065966
>>2065962
I'd probably end up sleeping far too early.
>>2065963
hai
31b456 No.2065968
>>2065966
how are you herpy
your name sounds eerily close to an std btw
herpy's favorite song, etc
31b456 No.2065970
>>2065969
finished watching movie with lili, also went and got coffee
it was fun, I haven't hung out with anybody in a long time
i shouldn't isolate myself so much anymore
970ecc No.2065971
>>2065966
when will you be available for the smokening?
>>2065967
greetings steben
31b456 No.2065973
>>2065971
howdy friend
what's up?
>>2065972
gutentag
970ecc No.2065975
>>2065973
man I really wish monster hunter would come out on the pc already
feels bad man
>>2065972
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
31b456 No.2065977
>>2065974
how's life man?
>>2065975
i've never played monster hunter
is it good? what kinda game is it
573b44 No.2065979
>>2065977
its alright... im, waiting for something.
hbu?
>>2065978
that shit meme
a6a0d0 No.2065980
>>2065970
that's nice man
we all need someone to interact with irl every now and then, humans are a social animal after all
I just got some pizza w a friend
>>2065972
good morning
970ecc No.2065981
>>2065977
okay so this might be surprising
but it's a game where you hunt monsters with big weapons to harvest their parts for materials to build bigger weapons
573b44 No.2065982
>>2065980
it is isnt it? bleh
i need sleep Grim.... sleep when? how?
a6a0d0 No.2065983
>>2065982
sleep when?
soon
my ex just got published in a science journal im so proud of her
how? close ur eyes and succumb to the ether
f59f40 No.2065985
970ecc No.2065986
573b44 No.2065987
>>2065983
so... i just finished the full metal alchemist live action film and im not sure how i feel about this.
kinda got the same feels i got from dragonball evolution
>>2065984
it was bad and you should feel bad
>>2065985
feliz navi eggmas
31b456 No.2065988
>>2065980
I guess it's just been harder because I had to stop working, used to talk with coworkers 8 hours a day ya know?
what kinda pizza did you guys get?
>>2065979
whatcha waiting for? just chilling, might keep cleaning my room
I've made so much progress lately
I'm so happy with where I am today. getting out of depression and bettering myself, everything just feels so much better.
feels like I can actually experience life again, everything was dull before
/ramble
>>2065981
sounds...self explanatory lol
do you think it's worth the buy?
>>2065985
hiya scootaloo
970ecc No.2065989
>>2065987
brb noosing my neck
>>2065988
abso
lutely
I played about 30 hours of it and had a great time
573b44 No.2065990
>>2065986
jeuvos boi cheros
>>2065988
just a thing... got an hourish to kill.
>enjoying life/things
glad its good for you tho
31b456 No.2065991
>>2065989
ehhh
I'm more interested in games that I can really absorb myself into and improve on a performance aspect
games that are difficult to master, take time to learn
but idk I will watch some videos and see what it is like
a6a0d0 No.2065993
>>2065987
dbe? never heard of it
was the live action any good? it usually never is as good as anime
>>2065988
why u had to stop work? school?
I got pepperoni sausage and mushroom
apparently chicken is a premium topping, thanks dominos
3 tpop large carryout for 8 bucks tho not bad
970ecc No.2065994
>>2065991
that's monster hunter alright
that game has too many things going on
573b44 No.2065998
>>2065993
it stayed pretty close to the original story line... thinking ima decide it wasnt very good. lots of events that are just tricky to adapt to live action.
dragonball evolution was also live action.... and is considered one of the WORST movies of this decade
970ecc No.2065999
>>2065995
send nudes
>>2065996
I played it someone else's place and it was pretty lit
3b1ad8 No.2066000
>>2065997
Howdy.
Been busy?
>>2065999
You already saw me in a jock.
a6a0d0 No.2066001
>>2066000
quite a bit
how u
>>2065999
what wep
970ecc No.2066003
>>2066000
that's not nearly enough.
>>2066001
rongo swordo
3b1ad8 No.2066004
>>2066001
Just woke up.
Get paid today so I'm stoked. Not much to report.
>>2066003
I guess I'll go find one.
a6a0d0 No.2066006
>>2066003
ultimate weebu
>>2066004
sexy
I get a fat paycheck too
YEET
970ecc No.2066007
>>2066006
I liked switch axe more fam
>>2066004
there's a good boy
31b456 No.2066008
>>2065990
i'm waiting on some shoes that are coming
what do you think, gay or nah?
https://shop.ccs.com/supra-cuba-shoes-demitasse-black-white-10-5
>>2065993
health
will be working again fairly soon I think, feeling a lot better
heck ye domino's is best fastfood pizza
pretty good toppings but mushrooms are weird :3
>>2065994
sounds like it might be good for me then
is it more skill based or grinding based?
>>2065995
hi squishy
970ecc No.2066009
>>2066008
yes
grind till you die
1a2d1f No.2066010
>>2066005
Shitty looks why?
3b1ad8 No.2066011
>>2066006
Nice. Should come visit with it.
>>2066007
I'll send it tomorrow probably.
>>2066008
Sup?
970ecc No.2066012
>>2066011
hit me with that good shit
b3f15f No.2066013
>>2066008
Wheres your HRT?
573b44 No.2066014
>>2066008
i think that if you like them it doesnt matter when they look gay
573b44 No.2066016
>>2066010
i wasnt a look
this is my face
3b1ad8 No.2066018
>>2066012
Why do you want my nude?
573b44 No.2066019
>>2066015
whose being silly?
stop enjoying things
970ecc No.2066020
>>2066018
I mostly just wanted to see what you would say
1a2d1f No.2066021
>>2066016
Oh. I figured I'd irritated you somehow.
>>2066020
You're playing with fire.
31b456 No.2066022
>>2066009
booo
me no like grinding
>>2066011
howdy
im cleaning my room
going through drawers right now
how's squish? doing anything lately?
>>2066013
I'm happy being a guy. I also like being a bit fem sometimes too with crossdressing, just for fun.
I mean it would be cool to be a girl if there was some way to do it temporarily but I wouldn't want to be one permanently, personally
>>2066014
s-so they do look gay? ;w;
>>2066015
did u just assume my gender? :o
:babyrage:
573b44 No.2066023
>>2066021
nah... no beef here
970ecc No.2066024
>>2066021
I have protection
a6a0d0 No.2066025
>>2066007
ultimate taste my friend
>>2066008
mushrooms are da bomb
I have to look up those chemicals
>>2066011
if I had time I would
573b44 No.2066026
>>2066022
youll look fine in them
f59f40 No.2066027
b3db1e No.2066028
970ecc No.2066029
>>2066022
it's more fun with friends
then again everything is
>>2066025
I am a man of fine taste, you see
3b1ad8 No.2066030
>>2066020
Not like I'm body shy and I trust you not to be a dick about it.
>>2066022
Mostly playing FF14.
Found out I still have my Hey You Pikachu mic so I might get an English copy. I'm also trying to learn Jap.
>>2066025
It would be cool to meet ya.
1a2d1f No.2066031
>>2066023
That's a relief. There's a few people here that don't like me. I assumed you were one of them. I recognize your name. Don't remember your moniker.
>>2066024
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>2066025
Give me a bunch of details on Soto for this disturbing piece of writing.
>>2066027
>R@wr
Stay there while I get the gasoline.
970ecc No.2066032
>>2066030
if I am just let me know
sometimes I think I might actually have autism
>>2066031
what's the worst that could possibly happen?
3b1ad8 No.2066033
>>2066032
It's fine.
I'm not body shy.
31b456 No.2066034
>>2066025
but mushrooms are fungus! that's weeeeeeeeeird!!!
>>2066027
silly scoots
*pat*
>>2066028
yay c:
>>2066029
problem is I don't think I know a lot of people that play it, I'm guessing
>>2066030
hey you pikachu mic? haha what's that?
I am also learning jap
using duolingo or what?
f59f40 No.2066035
Immolation is fine also ;-;
573b44 No.2066036
>>2066027
*sigh
>>2066031
i often disappear for months at a time... you wouldnt know me if youre relatively new.
and im pretty boring so not very memorable
970ecc No.2066037
>>2066033
that's admirable
I'm a bit jealous
>>2066034
when it comes out on pc I'll be playing it for sure
b3db1e No.2066038
1a2d1f No.2066040
>>2066032
He starts publicly lewding.
>>2066036
I'm pretty sure you know me. Maybe not under this name. Does this help?
>
Hint: It's not Gnomes
f59f40 No.2066041
>>2066038
Happy Good Friday!
a6a0d0 No.2066042
>>2066030
We shall meet. It is destined.
>>2066029
my path since starting MH was
DB->SA->CB
>>2066031
He is an opportunist ephebophile, and his first time was putting it in someones ass dry in a store
3b1ad8 No.2066043
>>2066037
Well I am going to try and make money cam whoring eventually.
31b456 No.2066044
>>2066037
not even out of PC?
oh shit
well I usually wait a long time to buy games, I don't like paying full price
like Far Cry 5, I want it but I will be buying it probably in a couple years or something during a steam sale
>>2066039
lol no offense that looks like shit
and i love pikachu/nintendo
3b1ad8 No.2066045
>>2066042
It's going to be rad as fuck.
>>2066044
>
f59f40 No.2066046
Payday!
But its Jesus weekend grrrrr
573b44 No.2066047
>>2066040
oh goody... the guess who i am game
b3db1e No.2066048
>>2066046
>>2066041
good friday more like
stinky friday
(sorry jesus i still luv u)
i gotta work in like
7 hrs
970ecc No.2066049
>>2066040
I see no downsides here
>>2066042
oi
what's a db
>>2066043
I'd watch
not sure if I'd pay you, though.
What am I buying?
>>2066044
I want to play that as well
I can't wait
I'm probably going to make a bad decision
1a2d1f No.2066050
>>2066042
Any repetitive mannerisms I should include? I know he uses "fam" a lot.
>>2066043
If you want advice on getting started, getting your name out, setting up bots and apps, or anything related to it, hmu. I did it for two years Contemplating going back but career and region locking only works so well
>>2066049
I like Squash as much as the next guy, but thred is not for attention-lewding. it's for shameful pander lewding.
1a2d1f No.2066051
>>2066047
Yeah I'll just cut it short. It's Drunky
f59f40 No.2066052
>>2066048
That sucks! Off tomorrow?
Might nap and see if weight factory is open for a little while
970ecc No.2066053
>>2066050
to be honest I'm not sure what you're talking about right now
1a2d1f No.2066054
3b1ad8 No.2066055
>>2066049
You get to look at my ass and watch me jerk off.
>>2066050
Are you offering to pimp me?
Might take you up on that.
f59f40 No.2066056
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573b44 No.2066059
>>2066051
thank you... i might not have guessed that
but ive seen you around
b3db1e No.2066060
573b44 No.2066062
NOONE WANTS TO SEE SCOOTS FUKKEN BEERBELLY
1a2d1f No.2066063
>>2066055
Uhh. No.You can keep your individuality. It's just really confusing until you're used to it and I wish I had someone to answer my multitude of questions.
>>2066059
If you were someone I talked extensively with I would have fucked you around for a while, but I doubt you even remembered my presence. You just want me to call you Sama or what?
f59f40 No.2066064
CEASE
>>2066060
Maybe ine hour, maybe two. Probably three knowing my luck. Maybe i will just tough it out, like i do 90%of the tome.
Woo
Saturdaaaaaaay saturday!
573b44 No.2066065
>>2066063
thats fine, thanks
nice to meet you
1a2d1f No.2066066
Ugh. Even Scootaloo won't be my slut tonight.
When does Drunky get some love, man?
b3db1e No.2066067
>>2066064
im currently eating very salty popcorn
usually am not a fan of super salty
but is good tonight
tasty :p
573b44 No.2066068
what does frou frou and lana del ray have in common?
1a2d1f No.2066069
>>2066065
Yeah, good to talk to you too. I remember you from before we shifted to /Aneki/. You've been around a long time. Maybe longer than myself. I too have a habit of vanishing for months.
f59f40 No.2066070
Bah! Youve got to gimme more if you want this high service harot.
LDR is life
>>2066067
You like it salty >;3
1a2d1f No.2066071
Drunky don't pay for strange.
573b44 No.2066072
done waiting now... need to clear off for a bit
>>2066069
its been longer than i care to think... back in an hour ish
a6a0d0 No.2066074
>>2066050
"yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
>>2066049
DUAL BLADES
>>2066045
u fuckin kno it.
>>2066073
1a2d1f No.2066075
>>2066073
[Greeting]
>>2066074
This is helpful
Anything you can give me on Ian?
a6a0d0 No.2066076
>>2066075
he gets very touchy when drunk
he is also a very nice
a6a0d0 No.2066077
1a2d1f No.2066078
>>2066076
Okay, so Colbs, the desperate housewife that drinks, makes advances, gets rejected by Soto and cries because he wants to be loved
And Soto, the memespouting, coke snorting househousband that neglects his wife, Colbert and hits on teenage transvestites.
This is coming together.
a6a0d0 No.2066079
>>2066078
colbs also tried rlly hard to impress a tranny by taking 2 fucking tabs of acid at once and it backfired
he experienced ego death
1a2d1f No.2066080
>>2066079
This is where the video of them finding Ian sitting outside a convention center and he asks if he's okay comes from?
a6a0d0 No.2066082
>>2066034
yeah but like
theyre amazing
a6a0d0 No.2066083
>>2066081
>>2066080
yes
the night before he was sitting on the bed staring at the wall for hours then he bolted
d3bb3a No.2066084
>>2065968
Im good, how are you?
Well informally its aberviated for herp derpinson, because I have no STD's, but I am not very clever.
Probably dis
https://youtu.be/QmPchJQjqUk
I listen to a bit of everything, though.
970ecc No.2066085
>>2066083
oh fuck lmao
now I have to ask him about it
1a2d1f No.2066086
>>2066083
Were you there for this? I've seen the couple of videos you guys have circulated. My favorite was the one where he yells "Nigger" in a crowded motel.
a6a0d0 No.2066087
>>2066086
no i found out from kon the next morning then I went looking for him
yeah that motel was in a horrible neighborhood too.
god bless
>>2066085
yeet
1a2d1f No.2066088
>>2066087
I fear for his safety. One of these days, he's going to get himself maimed or killed via peer pressure
970ecc No.2066089
3b1ad8 No.2066090
>>2066063
How much might one make doing it?
d3bb3a No.2066091
>>2066088
Use the used needle!
Dooo it! Dooo it!
a6a0d0 No.2066092
>>2066088
maybe
but I still love him
thats what friends are for
stopping their friends from dying of stupid shit
f59f40 No.2066093
Peer pressure colbs into sexual
Assault yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
d3bb3a No.2066094
We should peer pressure scoots into sexual.
1a2d1f No.2066096
>>2066090
Depends. I rarely did solo cams because there isn't a huge deposition of people looking for men-only streamers. In the beginning, my ex and I were lucky to make twenty bucks for five or six hours, but after about two months of 5 nights a week we built up regulars, our view counts were higher which put us near the top of the model list and we figured out what we were doing, we were raking in about $200/night between three model sites. That's after the website took their cut, which is anywhere from 30 to 70 percent depending on the site. It acted as my sole form of income for like nine months at one point and I wasn't struggling during. That took some time and effort though. I can't vouch for male-only solo cams, but the fact remains that if you can manage to build up a following, you can make some half decent money. I wouldn't quit your day job though
>>2066091
>>2066091
>>2066091
>>2066092
Ain't that the truth?.. You guys shouldn't egg him on though. He's too nice.
>>2066093
"Dude, that girl told me she was into you, but she's really into rape play, so she doesn't want you to stop when she starts struggling and crying, fam" -Soto (Probably)
f59f40 No.2066097
a6a0d0 No.2066098
gn all
>>2066096
I dont egg him into dangerous stuff heehoo
when ur done w the story make sure to mention me in the post so I can see it
1a2d1f No.2066099
Night dude. I'll just give it to you when I see you. I'm not going to remember.
30ed23 No.2066100
Tushui
i can send you the trip on B.net client
b241e1 No.2066101
Did you ever think that maybe we never see Aliens because any sufficiently advanced rave that could develop space travel ends up invariably blowing itself up instead?
3b1ad8 No.2066102
>>2066096
That sounds pretty good actually.
I have some people who might cam with me so I don't have to go solo.
b3db1e No.2066104
970ecc No.2066105
>>2066101
or perhaps they're all just as developed as we are
d3bb3a No.2066106
>>2066096
Hows ya day been.
Also I like that image much more than all the others I have seen you post.
I like it when you only post that image.
>>2066104
DID YOU DO IT?
b3db1e No.2066107
>>2066106
?
do what
why are you JUST NOW saying hi to me i've been in thread
b241e1 No.2066108
>>2066103
notice the typical low IQ individuals reaction to the concept of alien raves, their light sticks far too luminescent for the typical puny humans mind
d3bb3a No.2066111
>>2066101
Isnt that one of the great filters that we're going through like right now?
>>2066107
Have sex with nezi.
But how was it really?
d3bb3a No.2066112
1a2d1f No.2066113
>>2066101
>
>>2066102
You're infinitely better off with more than one person because it opens up viewer interactivity, which sells like crazy because psychological reasons. It's one thing to tip 50 tokens to see you dildo your ass, but it's another to tip 50 tokens and say "One on the left blows one on the right" Or whatever. People get hype when they get to determine what you do and they're willing to pay out the ass for it.
>>2066106
This folder was recovered from Raccoon when I first made my way back here. It's totally incomplete, which sucks, but it has the couple of images I feel work well. I should just recap it. This character is only in like three episodes.
b241e1 No.2066114
>>2066111
actual discussion of anything like that is usually pretty topic here so its best to keep it to easily digestible haha memes, but yes that is part of the great filter system
b3db1e No.2066115
>>2066109
what if i was a plushie ?
:o
>>2066110
zzzz
gotta wake up soon but am still awake >:3
>>2066111
>>2066112
nope
just played ddr for a bit until nezi arrived
then we sat and had cofe in a cafe
talked a while
then went back to his house and watched a nice film :p
nice night
f59f40 No.2066116
3b1ad8 No.2066117
>>2066113
How much is 50 tokens in real money?
And I plan to build up a stock of toys and stuff to use in my shows. Might get a face mask so someone can pay enough and I'll take it off for a while. I feel like people would go for that.
b3db1e No.2066118
>>2066116
i thot u were nappan
30ed23 No.2066121
b241e1 No.2066122
>>2066117
or pay you to put it back on
b3db1e No.2066124
>>2066119
i would wuv dat ;w;
i wanna hug luka plushie !!!!!
-poke poke-
o.o
>>2066120
bye dear
d3bb3a No.2066125
>>2066114
Luckily I'm an idiot blessed with the power of almost looking sort of smart.
>>2066115
Sounds chill af
Oh also I only did then because I'm doing a number of things on pooter.
>>2066120
Sleep well.
Dont let the something.
f59f40 No.2066126
I’m at work. By sleeping yet. No ni ni. Reeeeeee
2541c2 No.2066127
I forget does anyone here play magic
I built budget ub modern faeries
d3bb3a No.2066128
b3db1e No.2066129
>>2066125
so ur a master hacker then ?
ugh
i am 2 laz-e to wipe off makeup before bed but i know i should
i mean bc bad 4 skin but also bc "hey peegirl good mor- WHY R U GAY !!!!"
>>2066126
-pat pat-
38c6b2 No.2066130
>>2066127
I've played amounts but primarily limited and/or memes over cockatrice with friends
3b1ad8 No.2066131
>>2066127
Izzets or nothing.
30ed23 No.2066132
>>2066124
Soto bought me a Luka plushie
30ed23 No.2066133
1a2d1f No.2066134
>Nezi Likes Peegirl
Ugh, I guess that means I have to start tolerating your presence.
>>2066117
I was just using a throwout number. The exchange rate from USD to tokens varies by website but it's usually something like 50 tokens to $8 - $10 USD
And again, the camsite always gets its cut, which is usually majority
But it's not uncommon that you get into a couples room and the topic is something along the lines of "Handjob 50/Blowjob 100/Full Sex 250/Anal 350" with some predetermined amount of time they'll participate in the act.
Most rooms use a tipgoal app that sets it to like "1000 tokens and we'll fuck until completion" and they use smaller increments to contribute to the thousand like "Spank for 10" or "Two minute blowjob for 75"
A lot of it is learning the sites economy, which again, takes time.
Masks are definitely commonplace and people make money just for having them taken off, but the same can be said for all clothes. The more toy variety the better because again, it gives your viewers options. I'll teach you how to use a vote-app so you can set your toys to certain thresholds and people can pay tokens specifically to see that toy used.
I recommend picking this up:
https://www.amazon.com/LOVENSE-Lush-Powerful-Bluetooth-Vibrator/dp/B0176AGVF4
There's an app that allows it to be controlled by tokens. The bigger the donation, the longer and harder the pulsation and people go fucking nuts over it.
__
Later Scoots
1a2d1f No.2066135
>Unintentional Reddit spacing
Kill me
d3bb3a No.2066136
>>2066129
You should let whoever is unaware that you love the cock in your household know. It will make life easier
b3db1e No.2066138
>>2066132
wow soto did something right for once :p
is it as cyoot as u ?
>>2066134
hehe :p
>>2066136
contrary tbh
i mean like
MAYBE itd be easier
but i think right now it'd be way harder
its not so much them knowing i wanna kis boys that scares me
its the "hey mom and dad LOL im a girl hahahaha"
3b1ad8 No.2066139
>>2066134
Man, you really know your stuff.
If I could do this full time instead of work that would be pretty fucking dope.
100 bucks for it ain't bad.
>>2066137
GIVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2541c2 No.2066140
>>2066131
I prefer faeries but I respect a good delver deck
3b1ad8 No.2066141
Wait I read that wrong. Thought the .Okami. was the trip.
30ed23 No.2066142
>>2066139
do you still have me on discord?
30ed23 No.2066143
>>2066141
yeah it's
! N/9 .Okami.
30ed23 No.2066144
>>2066138
yeah it's a cute plushie
2541c2 No.2066145
>>2066132
Soto won't even buy me a daki to cuddle for my night terrors
b3db1e No.2066146
3b1ad8 No.2066147
>>2066142
I do, but I'll probably hold onto this trip for now.
Thank you though.
d3bb3a No.2066148
>>2066138
I may have softened the blow for my sister when she decided she didn't want a penis anymore, but it all worked out.
What are your thoughts keeping your penis?
1a2d1f No.2066149
>>2066139
It's not something I'm totally proud of, but it's surely not something I'm ashamed of. I enjoy my body and I have a ridiculous sex drive so it kind of just made sense. It takes time to get there, but two friends of mine I met while "modeling," are still doing it and are now on year 7 of it being their only source of income. They make around 60K a year doing it, so it's definitely not impossible, but it takes the effort of building up a dedicated following. That usually involves getting active on twitter, selling snapchat subscriptions, selling personalized amateur porn or jerk-off sessions on Manyvids, selling skype shows by the minute, and a lot more than just simply participating in the camsites.
But even with the bare minimums, working on one site, solo, with no dedicated following, you're still apt to make a few hundred a month, and that can definitely offset some costs if you're not doing anything with that time anyway.
2541c2 No.2066150
>>2066138
Don't worry
My parents bullied me until I cried to tell them "what was wrong" with me and after they were like oh so are you going to be bringing boys home like I don't even invite friends over if I get a boyfriend, I'm going to his place
2541c2 No.2066152
>>2066151
I'm poor and I don't want a too lewd cover
970ecc No.2066153
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tony hawk
Pro skater 2
b3db1e No.2066154
>>2066148
i feel like
i dont mind my p*nis that much ?
like it sucks i cant wear a one piece bathing suit or
like
panties as comfortably
or
most leggings/tights without extreme tucking
but like
idk
looking at it doesnt make me feel THAT grose
and also bottom surgery kinda sucks
>>2066150
u do not know my parents
gosh everytime my dad says
"im so proud of u son" with emphasis on the SON (really honestly he does everytime)
it sounds so hollow and like
lol he knows nothing about me and if he did i dont think he'd be very proud of his "son"
>>2066151
c Y O O T
ur cuter tho :p
>>2066152
lewd covers stink !!
i love my safe for work non lewd one :3
30ed23 No.2066155
>>2066152
dont get the lewd one then~ baka >w<
970ecc No.2066157
it's like the wise men say
the dick makes it better
b3db1e No.2066158
>>2066156
-hug hug-
>>2066157
rager where do you even live
970ecc No.2066159
>>2066158
the most inconspicuous place possible
salt lake city
1a2d1f No.2066160
>>2066154
Just because I have something to contribute to your conversation, and not cause I like you or anything:
I know it may seem pretty nervewracking to let your parents know who you really are, but unless they're truly heartless, you can tell them just about anything and they're still going to care for your well being. You're not a minor, right?
b3db1e No.2066161
>>2066159
omg !! my mom wanted to move there awhile ago :o
what if we did and then i said
hello rager i too live in salt lake city >:3
573b44 No.2066162
i have returned victorious
3b1ad8 No.2066163
>>2066149
Even just as a side gig that's a good thing to think about.
Seems like fun too.
I have to head to work.
Thank you.
970ecc No.2066164
>>2066161
I'd be all like
let's go to a concert or something
we have sweet venues here
b241e1 No.2066165
1a2d1f No.2066166
>>2066159
Nigger you're a days drive from me.
Let's get hammered and get arrested for drunken misconduct.
>>2066162
What were you doing?
>>2066163
Be good, dude. Talk to you later. Most sites ban bestiality on sight btw
970ecc No.2066167
I remember seeing a show in the back of a coffee shop and it was still hype as fuck
1a2d1f No.2066168
It's not lurking if you announce you're lurking you doof
970ecc No.2066169
>>2066166
you'd have to wait another year
but yeah
sounds good to me
b241e1 No.2066170
what if i say im going to lurk then close thread what is it then
970ecc No.2066171
d3bb3a No.2066172
>>2066154
I like your style.
Sis said she would, but I still doubt it.
I think anyone is free to be what they want, if you want to be a girl you can be one very much.
Although when we start getting more specific, I still will still see someone as their biological gender to an extent.
I have some rather bleak outlooks when I start getting into the specifics, but this does not mean I think people cant do what they want.
Personally if someone told me theyre a girl but had a dick and I never knew, whats the difference to me anyway.
573b44 No.2066173
>>2066166
legitimate reason for going out during the wee hours... you know, things
1a2d1f No.2066174
>>2066169
>20
This is more opportune. Let's just meet at the midpoint Fabulous Lost Wages and get drunk and broke all at once.
>>2066170
>>2066171
>>2066173
Cigarettes?
Fast Food?
Hookers? Damn you're quick brah
b241e1 No.2066175
you guys actually have name for that dumb shit?
gay
1a2d1f No.2066176
We also have a name for your dumb shit.
gay.
2541c2 No.2066177
>>2066154
My parents used to do that but I told them to stop
Having a penis is nothing but inconvenient
Sfw covers are more expensive plus I dont have a body pillow at all
>>2066155
^
Plus like what the fuck is with the lewd and embarrassed expressions like can't someone be in like comfy pajamas or casually nude without being sexual
1a2d1f No.2066178
970ecc No.2066179
>>2066174
nice nice
>>2066175
I made it up
you're so rude
573b44 No.2066180
>>2066174
i prefer doing things when theres less people out and about
b241e1 No.2066181
>>2066176
is your job just to post as much as everyone else in the thread combined
b3db1e No.2066182
>>2066160
>not cause i like you or anything
u dropped a "b-baka"
hehehehe
and yeah i know theyll still care for me
but goodness i dont want them to stress over it too
i'd rather be out of the house and then let them know or something
so they wouldnt have to see their kid who causes them stress every day
i mean like
yeah they should b accepting and not stress over it but
i know my mom would worry a lot and be super unhappy and idk
i dont wanna do that to them
i dont think it would affect them as much if i was out on my own
who knows though
i doubt i'll be leaving this house any time soon and im going on hrt soon so
i guess theyre gonna find out one way or another
>>2066164
yeah !!
i looked into the music scene when she was considering it bc
music is v important to me
i wanna see bands !!!
im seeing machine girl again 2 weeks from now :p
>>2066167
i saw mom jeans (B4 THEY BLEW UP) underneath a cofe shop
such a tightknit crowd
lotta push pit
fun
>>2066172
yeah i could sorta get this perspective from you from talking the other night :p
thats sorta fair i guess
like
idk
its weird and i dont think its worth worrying about
>>2066177
peeing standing up can b nice but yeah thats about it
makes everything else p sucky
how are sfw covers more expensive ???
b3db1e No.2066183
1a2d1f No.2066184
>>2066180
But.. what did you do?
>>2066181
Nope, just bored and like attention.
b241e1 No.2066185
>>2066184
and im sure you dont much mind if its negative attention
30ed23 No.2066186
>>2066177
get two cheap comfy pillows and slide them both in for top half and bottom half
EZ
and just get the cute cover
573b44 No.2066187
is it bad that text wall reminded of kuus?
>>2066184
just had to pick something up
970ecc No.2066188
>>2066182
gotta go look those two up now
mom jeans is a great stage name
b3db1e No.2066189
>>2066188
last time i saw machine girl was in a dive bar of abouut 30/40 people and the vocalist punched a hole in the ceiling
573b44 No.2066190
also pisschick dont like me...unsure as to reasons
970ecc No.2066191
d3bb3a No.2066192
>>2066182
Being yourself is a luxury for the emotionally rich.
All it costs is a few small payments anxiety, but much less than the indefinite amount that could be ever present if you do not.
Im going down to the beach to have some herb.
Catchyall laters
1a2d1f No.2066193
>>2066182
Put it this way
If my hyper conservative parents still invite me to shit years after I ran away, got them in legal trouble, told them I was into men as well as women, and claimed that Satanism was the religion with the most sensible earthly mandates, pretty sure your dad can accept that you don't want your dick anymore. Granted you know them better than I. I just hate seeing somebody living in secrecy when I spent so long doing it and there were truly no repercussions to be had in that regard.
You do you though. Just wanted to let you know that you're not totally unsupported.
>>2066185
You know me so well <3
>>2066187
Do you enjoy being cryptic? What drugs are you on? wanna share?
b241e1 No.2066194
>>2066190
dont vie for some insects attention
2541c2 No.2066195
>>2066182
There's more of a market for the lewd ones
>>2066186
But like I'd have to connect them in the middle and fill out the awkward emptiness made by just stitching two pillows together
573b44 No.2066196
>>2066193
haha, of course ill share...
>>2066194
and here i was imagining a pissfilled talking vagina...
30ed23 No.2066198
>>2066195
you wouldn't
you'd only be hugging the upper half closer to your face
and ur legs would only wrap around the bottom half
it werks
30ed23 No.2066199
b3db1e No.2066200
>>2066191
we picked them up and he punched it LOL
during the last song
very lively stuff
check out vids of them and u will see intense
>>2066192
have fun bubber
ill be asleep by the time u get back
nini
>>2066193
i know
i just idk
its almost 100% i just dont wanna make things worse for my parents
like
their lives are relatively fine and they do stress ot about aduult things sometimes but its not too bad
i dont want them to worry about me
>>2066195
i find that there is no price difference stinker :p
>>2066194
>>2066194
>>2066194
>>2066194
>>2066194
>>2066194
>>2066194
>>2066194
>>2066197
mAYbe i should sleep soon
why cant i just not require sleep to regain energy
I WANNA THREAD POST AND WATCH YOUTUBE POOP !!!!
b241e1 No.2066201
>>2066196
more like a noisy stink bug
573b44 No.2066202
970ecc No.2066203
>>2066200
let's just go start fires
b3db1e No.2066204
>>2066203
yeah !!!!!!!!
I L O VE F IRE
573b44 No.2066205
>>2066201
lol... well alright then
1a2d1f No.2066206
>>2066196
Are you one of the grass smoking hippies? I've heard of you people.
>>2066197
Dude get some shut eye so you don't crash out again. It's like, 3:00 AM for you.
>>2066200
I know that feel, kid. Like I said, you'll do what you do, just know that you're probably overreacting. Hindsight will let you know.
2541c2 No.2066207
>>2066198
You don't understand how I hug things
>>2066200
I find that most of the sfw ones I find I either don't want or are on the higher price end
573b44 No.2066208
970ecc No.2066209
b3db1e No.2066210
>>2066206
poo and pee
stinky
>>2066207
just invite me over i'll b ur body piwwow uwu
>>2066209
u didnt see me post like twice in thread that i was hanging ot with nezi tonight ?
florida baby
30ed23 No.2066211
1a2d1f No.2066213
>>2066208
This is going nowhere. Now I'm going to be up all night wondering wtf you could have gone journeying for at this hour
...I need to find my weed. You're stressin' me out.
>>2066210
And this is why I don't talk to you. I hope your father disowns you and your mom dies of a broken heart at her disgrace of a son.
2541c2 No.2066215
>>2066210
Sorry I'm not in a place in life where I want an actual human in my bed
Just something to cling to
31b456 No.2066216
>>2066206
my mind is too active
doesn't matter how tired i am physically
unless i'm #dead then my body wins there
573b44 No.2066217
>>2066213
hey relax man, its all good. try taken ur drugs up the nose. will getcha there quicker
b3db1e No.2066218
>>2066212
aaaaaaaaa
maybe :p
>>2066213
hehehehe
>:3
>>2066215
thats fair :p
i wuuv my body piwwow
sleeping isnt the same since i got it :p
(thanks @nezi((stephen)) )
1a2d1f No.2066219
>>2066216
Have you legit ever sung 100 Bottles of Beer on the wall? It's a pretty quick way to mentally numb yourself.
>>2066217
*Snorts 3 whole Marijuanas*
573b44 No.2066220
>>2066219
goddam youre a beast!
970ecc No.2066222
>>2066210
OOF
try not to get murdered, you two
573b44 No.2066225
1a2d1f No.2066226
>>2066220
I have no idea how to continue this conversation. I think this is the end.
>>2066221
It isn't
__
Bored. Tired. Gonna walk and get high. I swear I'm a professional adult
Nite nezi, tak, Sama, Revy, Hu, Baddog (I know you're still here), Luka
>>2066223
GOD DAMN IT BE UP AT NORMAL HOURS
Hi Elma. Have a wonderful night love.
573b44 No.2066227
81c462 No.2066228
>>2066224
tfw woke up at 330am
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>>2066226
sorry.. hi/bye
b3db1e No.2066229
im also gonna go to bed
copying cynics format
night nezi madeleine rager revy luka
and gilgy :p
mwah mwah
nini
smooch n hug n pat
970ecc No.2066230
81c462 No.2066233
>>2066230
It's never so much the quantity of alcohol as much as the lack of food lol
970ecc No.2066234
>>2066233
oi why aren't you eating?
I miss food
81c462 No.2066235
>>2066234
I eat sometimes. I just meant prior to drinking cause usually it's straight from work to the bar.
970ecc No.2066236
>>2066235
yo bars are weird
do you just like get hammered and then go home?
573b44 No.2066237
kinda miss going to the bar sometimes
31b456 No.2066238
dawg my crush gave me a headpat and tousled my hair once in 8th grade
i about fainted bruh
81c462 No.2066239
>>2066236
I have some rum and cokes and play some music and then usually just get a little food to go then go home and wonder why I drank so much.
p.s. I figured out why my ear hole was so itchy
2541c2 No.2066241
Goodnight people who are going to bed
970ecc No.2066242
>>2066239
you what was what? why?
81c462 No.2066243
>>2066242
I have stretched ears and one was itchy and at first I thought it may have been the material of the plugs but then I realized upon closer inspection I had a single hair threaded through irritating that side.
Fun stuff. I put my purple glass ones back in but that's my blogpost.
31b456 No.2066244
elma you're not still mad at me are you? I didn't mean to say anything mean :(
i love and accept all people i just want people to be happy ya know
but people can make their own decisions, i'm not here to say what they can and can't do...
/ramble
81c462 No.2066245
I didn't know I was mad at you.
31b456 No.2066246
you were drinking and got mad cause i said trans people should make sure it's what they really want before they transition
81c462 No.2066247
573b44 No.2066249
>when you dont get anything after saying hi and stay low key mad about it
>assume they just dont like/want to talk to you
>fester for like half an hour for no appearant reason
573b44 No.2066250
81c462 No.2066251
10eb8f No.2066252
>>2066249
it's your lucky day big boi
rule of twos hooked you up with a proud woman who possibly needs a man
31b456 No.2066255
10eb8f No.2066256
>>2066253
FLOCKA
>>2066254
Good morning hu I hope you slept well : 3
573b44 No.2066257
>>2066251
kindly observe the feels >>2066225
>>2066252
ignore me, im high...i was naughty tonight
>>2066255
hola steve
10eb8f No.2066258
>>2066257
it's okay buddy everyone needs to get high sometimes
970ecc No.2066259
>>2066256
I'm starving for attention
eating off a beggar's pension
eating all that I can steal
573b44 No.2066260
pls dont im tweekd the fuck out
>>2066258
embrace me, surround me as the rush comes
10eb8f No.2066261
>>2066259
hmph.............fine...I can spare you some attention i suppose...........
31b456 No.2066262
>>2066257
hey b my name is stephen not steve can't u read fam
573b44 No.2066264
>>2066262
sure sure steven np
31b456 No.2066265
970ecc No.2066266
463de0 No.2066267
>>2066256
Slept alright. Hope you've been well yourself
573b44 No.2066268
10eb8f No.2066269
>>2066267
Thanks : 3
I got to hang out with my brother and we talked about pianos and fighting and it was fun and
we watched some iDubbbz
463de0 No.2066271
>>2066269
I bet you rolled too and now you're sore all over as well
10eb8f No.2066272
>>2066271
Nothing ever changes.............
573b44 No.2066273
38c6b2 No.2066274
I hope hu DIDN'T sleep well
FUCKING hu
38c6b2 No.2066275
oh that post was like 20 min ago
oh well
10eb8f No.2066276
>>2066274
you leave him alone you big bully............
31b456 No.2066277
my friend chad
he once drank a whole marijuana
and that was after he injected beer
crazy mofo
463de0 No.2066279
>>2066272
:3
>>2066274
no. No fucking me
>>2066275
Actually, I woke up 4 hours ago
10eb8f No.2066280
>>2066278
l-leave him alone.........I',m serious....................
38c6b2 No.2066281
10eb8f No.2066282
>>2066281
I';ll.....I'll fuck you up m8..........
573b44 No.2066288
96dc39 No.2066289
>>2066285
Hello gard.
>>2066286
sPiggy.
>>2066288
Hello anonymous.
31b456 No.2066291
when you're so fat they don't have your waist size at the clothing store
reeeeee
573b44 No.2066292
d3bb3a No.2066294
>>2066291
I am the opposite end with the same issue
31b456 No.2066295
>>2066294
eat some meatloaf skinny
/s
573b44 No.2066296
dont even know what sized pants i wear...
31b456 No.2066297
>>2066296
check for me baby
d3bb3a No.2066298
>>2066295
I actually have gained some weight thanks to my efforts!
96dc39 No.2066299
>>2066290
Your affection is most welcomed.
>>2066293
Arn't you supposed to be stoned rn?
31b456 No.2066300
>>2066298
you can have some of my weight if you want
i've got plenty of extra for u
d3bb3a No.2066301
>>2066299
Mildly.
I didnt take much down to the beach with me but it was nice.
Ill put some stuffs into my vape now tho
>>2066300
Said every other woman I have met
573b44 No.2066302
38c6b2 No.2066303
>>2066289
wtf
I ain't no pig
31b456 No.2066304
>>2066301
excuse me r u calling me a woman
>>2066302
size 28 waist mens?
that's laughable small
i'm so fat x.x
573b44 No.2066305
>>2066304
lunno... i eat like a pig
so sugars or starches
573b44 No.2066306
10eb8f No.2066307
i eat like a pig as wel
except only sugars and strarches
96dc39 No.2066308
>>2066301
>vape
>VAPE
>V A P E
>>2066303
You're fat enough for it.
573b44 No.2066309
>>2066307
zombie horde will eat u first
31b456 No.2066310
>>2066305
how much you weigh
sounds like you got lucky with the metabolism
573b44 No.2066311
>>2066310
127... and naw, im sick
573b44 No.2066314
>>2066312
dem sweet brains... fi wer a zombie id eat ur brayns
d3bb3a No.2066315
>>2066304
Ye
>>2066307
needs moar cok lol
>>2066308
go green
463de0 No.2066316
96dc39 No.2066317
>>2066313
>>2066315
Once you go green. You'll never.. be a bean
31b456 No.2066320
>>2066311
bro you're a twig wtf
>>2066315
hmmph
10eb8f No.2066321
>>2066319
i am okay have been watching pianio videos..........Going to get me a keyboard soon : )
how are you doin herpy how was your day?
I gotta work in 12 hours ;w;
573b44 No.2066322
96dc39 No.2066323
>>2066319
Didn't he get arrested?
573b44 No.2066324
kinda want bard to fix me a sammich
10eb8f No.2066325
get your own sammich you big patriarchial man
573b44 No.2066326
pft fiiine... js it'd be nice
d3bb3a No.2066327
>>2066321
My day was fairly uneventful. Just lounged around, then I went down to the beach to watch the waves while I had a joint am here now using vape
>>2066323
I has no idea, probably though
96dc39 No.2066328
>>2066327
Where do you live so I can tip of ASIO
c64845 No.2066329
good morning lads when's the new thread coming along a minute or less after I make this post
10eb8f No.2066330
>>2066327
oh I Think I willl join you....
d3bb3a No.2066331
>>2066328
Fuckin, cloud 9 right now nigger im pulling the fattest rips
>>2066330
you should
d3bb3a No.2066333
c18f5c No.2066335
>>2066333
Hellooooo
>>2066334
Not tovarish, tovarysh
81c462 No.2066336
10eb8f No.2066340
>>2066337
bedtime nanoda.........
31b456 No.2066341
>>2066339
>>2066340
nezi can't sleep
read me a bedtime story?
d3bb3a No.2066342
>>2066341
here u go
slep well <3
2541c2 No.2066343
I ate two meals today and I feel awful about it
81c462 No.2066344
c18f5c No.2066345
>>2066338
Pizda
>>2066339
Horribly bad, i have a MOUNTAIN of work for 3 days
10eb8f No.2066346
>>2066343
eat more hungryboi
d3bb3a No.2066348
c18f5c No.2066349
Блять пизда нахуй ёбаный в рот
31b456 No.2066350
>>2066347
i'd be comfier if you were here to snuggle
d3bb3a No.2066351
>>2066347
Doing that actually helped me kill insomnia
81c462 No.2066352
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>>2066350
I'm sure it would be, and I imagine my sleeps >>2066351
would be much more comfortable also but I'm afraid I can't
I'm sure it's quite effective but none of the bedsheets I own are particularly comfortable
81c462 No.2066358
Loafie was supposed to make one I thought.
463de0 No.2066359