803553 No.2064193
Look, it's not my fault you fell in love with me. I'll do my best not to break your heart.
803553 No.2064194
>>2064190
Just got home from work. Burning a spliff on my back porch with my laptop. Doing some research into making some money on the side.
Sucks you work nights.
bc80e4 No.2064196
28c2cd No.2064197
>>2064182
Please don't fantasize about my dick.
496f0a No.2064198
>>2064196
george wishes his cock was as big as a black dudes
6b527c No.2064199
>>2064197
I have no interest in you beyond your taste for c++, or in long penises. So you're safe.
bc80e4 No.2064200
e4eee6 No.2064201
penis size is inversely proportional to brain size :')
803553 No.2064202
If that's how you justify your tiny wiener, then more power to you
28c2cd No.2064203
>>2064199
You only like short penises?
I spent an hour the other day compiling Qt in a Docker image, it was pretty hot.
6b527c No.2064204
e4eee6 No.2064205
it's not that small..........
6b527c No.2064208
>>2064206
> just called us gay a second ago
bc80e4 No.2064209
Loafie is some kinda suicide squad
e4eee6 No.2064210
>>2064206
no thank you
>>2064207
I am not
>>2064209
I am only one man, I cannot be a squad of any kind
6b527c No.2064211
>>2064203
I do
Sounds like a sexy time
bc80e4 No.2064212
Using the term "man" very liberally there.
e4eee6 No.2064213
well I'm not a woman and I'm not an inanimate object
9a1a85 No.2064214
My right ear is deaf and ringing and my left is on the blink
I hope this is just a wax buildup
6b527c No.2064215
bc80e4 No.2064216
GOD SAVE THE BLOODY QUEEN
98c761 No.2064218
>>2064214
Time to pull a Van Gogh and hope it makes you a successful artist.
28c2cd No.2064219
>>2064211
Because you have one or your SO has one? :^)
I kept changing the ./configure flags though so I wasted a lot of time rebuilding.
abdeee No.2064220
Holy shit. 3 more quests and I'm done with FF14's base game.
Sup with you guys?
6b527c No.2064221
>>2064219
Neither actually.
Sounds like hot foreplay
98c761 No.2064222
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-43393035
Would I also be barred entry from the UK for saying Allah is gay?
bc80e4 No.2064223
i HOPE SO, WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR WHITE TRASSH SHITBAGS LIKE U
e4eee6 No.2064224
6b527c No.2064225
803553 No.2064226
>>2064208
Doesn't mean that I'm not at least partially homosex. I'm no hypocrite.
>>2064210
Well you're no fun.
>>2064214
You should try to get blood vessels moving to your head to swell your eardrums. Go for a jog, or straight up hang upside down off your bed for a few minutes.
If it persists, you might have serious tinnitus or something else wrong.
>>2064223
What about me? Can I be a britbong? I have friends with fucked up teeth. I'm like honorary britbong
bc80e4 No.2064227
>>2064226
Yes, we can trade citizenship. I want to be Freedom and die from not being able to afford medical care in the wake of a totally preventalbe gun related "mental health" attack.
e4eee6 No.2064230
>>2064226
I actually lied
it is "that small"
803553 No.2064231
>>2064227
You have a very media-influenced view of Burgerland, huh?
I mean, the dying from lack of medcare is pretty on point, but our gun violence isn't THAT much of an epidemic. Only in the primarily black cities. Not even being racist.
1b3ac8 No.2064232
I would like to apply to be American because I want some of yuh freedom
6b527c No.2064233
>>2064230
Well NOW clearly we need pics
e4eee6 No.2064234
>>2064233
the no thank you was entirely truthful though
e4eee6 No.2064235
I can assure you with 100% certainty it is indeed not a micropenis
bc80e4 No.2064236
Not like the worn out, beating a dead horse, tooth joke. I mean. No. Sorry. That is totally original. Good thinking. I can see why you teach.
803553 No.2064237
You keep making claims and offering no proof. I'm imagining like, an outie belly button in place of a dick.
1b3ac8 No.2064238
>>2064222
>>2064228
This country is fucked and SJWs are still trying to fuck its corpse.
803553 No.2064239
>>2064236
My jokes are childish because I'm surrounded by minors. Your statements are retarded because, well..
e4eee6 No.2064240
>>2064237
is the idea that my penis isn't so small that it's a medical condition really so difficult to believe
statistically the chances of me having one is far far lower than those of me not having one
bc80e4 No.2064241
The lack of aggression or ability to assert any form of dominance hints at a severely depleted testosterone reserve pumping in Loafie's body. This would indicate either a micro penis or a vagina.
bc80e4 No.2064243
DONTCHU TALKA BOUTTA MA GUN VIOLENCE LIKE DAT!!!!!!!!
1b3ac8 No.2064244
>>2064241
He could be a really hairy woman! Ohhhh shit! Plot twist of the fucking century!
803553 No.2064245
>>2064240
No, you see, your penis is so small that you have trouble finding it cause it's so greatly influenced by one mechanical fluctuation in the fabric of space-time. And, when you're having intercourse with a woman, she can only know where your penis is or how fast it's moving because it's small enough and light enough to be fully-governed by the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
e4eee6 No.2064246
>>2064241
you make an excellent point scoots
how should I go about obtaining more testosterone?
98c761 No.2064247
>>2064238
Like, I'm left leaning politically but you guys are at levels of full retard.
803553 No.2064248
>>2064247
Give me personal information and factoids about Soto
bc80e4 No.2064249
>>2064244
We now know da sekrets
9a1a85 No.2064250
>>2064232
You aren't eligible for a working visa without a job offer. Your employer must demonstrate the job you are being offered cannot be performed by a US citizen. You can only stay in the US for 90 days without a visa.
e4eee6 No.2064251
>>2064245
alternatively if I take off my clothes and look between my legs I can see my penis
803553 No.2064252
>>2064250
Is prostitution still a profession?
bc80e4 No.2064253
IMPLYING EVERYONE ON THE LEFT HERE IS AN SJW OBESE DYKE WHO HATES MEN
28c2cd No.2064254
>>2064221
Oh, you're both females?
>>2064242
WHAT DID I DO?
98c761 No.2064255
>>2064248
He's a Guatemalan that does coke and fucks traps.
About it, really.
bc80e4 No.2064256
>Gets soto's spic'ness correct
Finally, someone has learned. Good job. Everyone always calls him a mexican. SMH
803553 No.2064257
>>2064255
I need personality traits if you want this fanfiction to be chuckle worthy all the way through. You offered.
1b3ac8 No.2064258
>>2064246
Suck a couple dicks.
>>2064247
Tsuchi pls help the UK is a fucking joke now. ;~;
>>2064250
Does being a special snowflake count as a job?
6b527c No.2064259
>>2064254
Sorry to disappoint, no, we are both males.
9a1a85 No.2064260
>>2064252
For men? only in red states.
803553 No.2064261
>>2064260
I live in a red state
You want a job?
e4eee6 No.2064262
>>2064258
I politely decline your offer
803553 No.2064263
Also, Loco, did you look into that Summer camp thing? It's like your easiest in to the states and you get 30(?) days of travel time after the camp lets out
28c2cd No.2064264
>>2064259
With full on 7.8s?
Hot
9a1a85 No.2064265
>>2064258
>pls help the UK is a fucking joke now
>wants to move the USA
yurt
bc80e4 No.2064266
Let us be honest though, Shetlands aren't a real part of Great Britain. So what would Amy know.
98c761 No.2064267
>>2064257
Wait. Where did I offer anything?
He basically tries to hump anything with a pulse with really bad pickup lines that seems to work on con traps. He's an alcoholic, a weeb and says "lmao" at the end of literally everything.
>>2064258
Churchill is rolling in his grave.
bc80e4 No.2064268
>The one shop on the island hired a fag
>BRITAIN IS IN DECLINE
>moves to the US
6b527c No.2064270
> Thinking the UK is fucked
> Buying into alt-right propaganda
> "The UK is full of SJW" after an ignorant right-wing population voted out of the EU
>>2064264
Since you insist, we are both average, he's a bit bigger.
e4eee6 No.2064271
bc80e4 No.2064272
>be Shetland
>be named after SHIT
>be called shetland because that is how you pronounce SHIT LAND by the locals
1b3ac8 No.2064273
>>2064265
The fuck is yurt?
>>2064266
>>2064268
This is about more than SHITland. It's about Count Dankula nit being allowed to make shit jokes about Nazis.
28c2cd No.2064275
>>2064270
Does that make you more submissive than him?
bc80e4 No.2064276
>Forms a cult of outrage in response to THE cult of outrage
803553 No.2064277
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803553 No.2064279
6b527c No.2064280
>>2064275
Now why would you think that.
1b3ac8 No.2064281
>>2064270
Aomeome has literally been convicted of veing "grossly offensive" because he made a poor joke about Nazis. I don't think it is alt-right propaganda when even left leaning "comediennes" are calling out that it's bull.
98c761 No.2064283
>>2064274
>>>>>>>>confusing me with a closeted street shitter
I am legitimately offended.
1b3ac8 No.2064284
bc80e4 No.2064286
What this country needs is a good, hard, gulag'ing.
803553 No.2064287
>>2064283
I have the attention span of a trouble child on track. It's not like it was intentional.
803553 No.2064288
803553 No.2064289
I need to fucking sleep more.
1b3ac8 No.2064290
>>2064286
No NO NO NO then even more jokes will be
LITERALLY illegal
Jesus ScooT don't do this to me. ;~;
6b527c No.2064291
>>2064281
Yeah pretty much all of the UK is rallying behind him. The law is the law, filming yourself saying "gas the jews" is technically a hate crime and I'm sure his sentence will be super minimal. This is being blown out of proportion because everything is politicized nowadays. He made a dumb mistake and was called out on it by justice because he was quite literally breaking the law. End of story. This isn't the new gestapo or anything stupid like that.
98c761 No.2064292
>>2064287
>on track
Do you mean "on crack"?
803553 No.2064293
>>2064292
>>2064288
Please kill me for I am not well
28c2cd No.2064294
>>2064280
Just a guess and such.
1b3ac8 No.2064295
>>2064291
Except that in relation to speech and especially comedy/satire the intent is important. This was a pretty blatant example of thought crime, to the point that the prosecution just said they think he was actually racist so he must be.
9a1a85 No.2064296
A judge made a dumb decision and now a man will be fined 150 squid for a facebook video.
Meanwhile in the US
2fb005 No.2064297
came into class expecting my test results from monday
but professor was like "haha you get those next week...also you have another test next week too. get fucked retards lmao"
803553 No.2064298
I can't watch Samurai Jack without hearing Uncle Iroh anymore.
I swear I'm an adult
1b3ac8 No.2064299
>>2064296
Meanwhile in the US: you don't get a criminal conviction for making poorly thought out jokes.
bc80e4 No.2064300
Meanwhile, in the US, a man gets shot with his trousers down. And no one cares becasue he is a black
803553 No.2064301
Meanwhile in the US at least we're still part of NATO
Brexit BTFO
e4eee6 No.2064302
with all due respect maybe the dumb nigger should've learned how to wear a pair of trousers
1b3ac8 No.2064303
>>2064296
Also, like, do you not get how legal precedents work?
bc80e4 No.2064304
I tohught youw ere going to bed.
e4eee6 No.2064305
nobody said goodnight to me, even when I specifically asked for it :(
bc80e4 No.2064306
>because brexit means out of NATO
bc80e4 No.2064307
BREXIT MEANS BREAKFAST!!!!!
28c2cd No.2064308
98c761 No.2064309
>>2064293
I hope a Mexican murders your wife in front of you tomorrow.
1b3ac8 No.2064310
>>2064302
Just reported you to the feelings police so you can expect to be arrested in the next 48 hours. :^)
2fb005 No.2064311
blech i don't feel good today
someone give me a hug
bc80e4 No.2064312
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
what is going on here????
brexit
9a1a85 No.2064313
>>2064303
This won't set a precedent. You're being reactionary and dumb because you have nothing better to do with your time. Stop.
803553 No.2064314
>>2064306
You knew exactly what I was implying you goon.
>>2064309
Did I really offend you so?
>>2064311
>
6b527c No.2064315
>>2064294
Wrong guess~
>>2064295
Hate speech laws make the line to walk quite thin, because hate speech and incitation to violence being forbidden supersede your right to express yourself - and that's worldwide, and plain common sense.
I don't even agree with the ruling, I don't think he's guilty, but hey it happens, I won't assume what the legal technicalities are that caused him to be found guilty but my point is taking little stuff like that and making it into a much, much broader "WOW THI COUNTRY IS FUCKED!!!" is completely unreasonable, especially when, again, a *vast* majority of people support the guy.
bc80e4 No.2064316
>>2064314
STFU and expel those diplomats niggerfaggot, we are false flagging the heck!
1b3ac8 No.2064317
>>2064313
Fine. So how's it going, anyhow? I heard something about museums and the Mona Lisa's holiday getting cancelled.
6b527c No.2064319
>>2064318
You asked.
I don't even know if you have a special somebody, wishie.
1b3ac8 No.2064321
>>2064315
Yeah well... uh... you smell! Naw I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
bc80e4 No.2064322
We are due a great and terrible Capitalist War!
6b527c No.2064323
>>2064321
Only if you don't like the sweet smell of my potions.
1b3ac8 No.2064324
>>2064323
Do they smell like chocolate?
1b3ac8 No.2064327
>>2064325
Aw fuck yes!
Are you that guy what was called qt?
98c761 No.2064328
>>2064314
Calling anyone Grim would be the gravest of offenses.
1b3ac8 No.2064329
>>2064326
Oh was... was the Mona Lisa going to... oh.
6b527c No.2064330
>>2064327
People have callled me qt, I don't think I am who you think though
bc80e4 No.2064331
1b3ac8 No.2064332
>>2064330
Hrm. You seem at home here and i can't think of any Britbongs I haven't seen in a while...
803553 No.2064333
>>2064328
Sorry. Won't make that mistake twice. Was a mental Freudian slip
1b3ac8 No.2064334
>>2064331
>Kamuu
>having a spine
>or an S/O
Let's be realistic here, DooP
6b527c No.2064335
>>2064332
Yan calls me Sucy-Q so I guess if you wanna name me that'll do
bc80e4 No.2064336
No one is ever REALLY new.
9a1a85 No.2064337
>>2064329
They make me work 10 hour shifts at work. We're so busy I'm running around all the time. I want to quit.
1b3ac8 No.2064338
>>2064335
DOI I remember him saying earlier. Holy Hell I am so forgetful.
1b3ac8 No.2064339
>>2064337
You should get into prostitution. You could make mad bucks for bad fucks.
803553 No.2064340
Bored.
Gonna smoke the lettuce and go for a walk.
Peace.
98c761 No.2064341
>>2064332
It's some old ponyfag that showed back up and did the "teehee guess who i am guise xd" thing.
>>2064333
I still hope Mexicans murder your wife.
55b2c4 No.2064342
>>2064336
thank fucking god
new people suck
bc80e4 No.2064343
>>2064342
Imagine, having to actually get to know someone you never met before on the internet? ew
9a1a85 No.2064344
>>2064339
Fuck you. I fuck well.
bc80e4 No.2064345
Can confirm, loco is bad fuck.
1b3ac8 No.2064346
>>2064341
God that is so annoying. Where's the fun even in realising nobody knows or remembers who you are?
1b3ac8 No.2064347
>>2064344
I meant bad like naughty.
55b2c4 No.2064348
>>2064343
I do that daily because this isn't the only place I go too
but just image more Loafies and Hutpaz
I would leave
bc80e4 No.2064349
>>2064348
New blood is necessary sometimes. But. There needs to be quantity.
Hutpaz just reminds me of a less literate WuMa.
98c761 No.2064350
>>2064346
No one remembers you Amy but me.
And all I do is tell you to kill yourself.
1b3ac8 No.2064351
>>2064350
It's how I know you care. <3
6b527c No.2064352
>>2064341
>>2064346
Unlike what snarky assholes might say, I never asked for this, and I care very little to play any sort of game. I hate it when people get curious and had you not brought this up, I wouldn't have.
55b2c4 No.2064353
>>2064349
Thats how you get HIV
98c761 No.2064354
>>2064351
Fling yourself from the shitland cliffs.
bc80e4 No.2064355
>>2064353
You can only catch HIV once.
28c2cd No.2064356
>>2064319
You didn't have to answer it though!
I do, yes.
bc80e4 No.2064358
The Pones will inherit the thread.
55b2c4 No.2064359
>>2064355
and then its all over
abdeee No.2064360
>>2064358
Bitch, this is furry land.
9a1a85 No.2064362
I'm okay with being a furry from now on.
bc80e4 No.2064363
bc80e4 No.2064364
Museum date with Loco cancelled.
abdeee No.2064366
Me army grows.
I dethroned admins before.
I'll do it again. Even if I must seduce this one.
bc80e4 No.2064367
Better dead than a furry.
abdeee No.2064369
Bow before your new daddy.
bc80e4 No.2064370
Ive tanked communities before, I will do it again.
28c2cd No.2064371
>>2064357
Their name is [REDACTED]
They like [REDACTED] with their [REDACTED] and whenever I [REDACTED] they get really [REDACTED].
12f019 No.2064374
>>2064371
How long has it been now?
98c761 No.2064376
>>2064352
>>2064330
>I don't think I am who you think though
>>>"xd guess who i am because im not going to say it"
bc80e4 No.2064377
>Darwin is here
Time to leave.
6b527c No.2064378
>>2064371
Wow, I answer *your* questions!
55b2c4 No.2064379
>>2064375
I have a collar on my tail and neck
6b527c No.2064380
>>2064376
You've completely misunderstood the interaction. I was saying I'm not whatever other anon they think I am.
abdeee No.2064381
>>2064379
I have become erect.
55b2c4 No.2064382
>>2064381
But no one has a leash :(
98c761 No.2064383
>>2064380
Yeah, when you showed up, kept referencing how you were an old poster and past events then refusing even the most basic questions of who you are/were was totally not trying for some autistic charade where you wanted people to know you were some oldfag and try and guess who you were. If you intentions where anything else, you wouldn't have referenced past things constantly.
6b527c No.2064384
>>2064383
Well I originally only showed up here thinking i'd pop in and see how some people were doing. Had I known I'd stick around, I would have done things differently. Either way I genuinely am uncomfortable regarding that topic, and I have no interest in bringing it up, which is why I haven't brought it up in months.
abdeee No.2064385
But how will I know if I'm still relevant if I don't make people guess who I am to see if they still remember me?
9a1a85 No.2064386
it's that fucker loco
The gay nigger cuckold faggot
28c2cd No.2064387
>>2064374
Mmn, 2 years and 5 months I guess.
>>2064378
You didn't ask a question!
You said "tell me more"
6b527c No.2064388
>>2064387
is it a boy or are you normie
bc80e4 No.2064389
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98c761 No.2064394
>>2064384
>I would have done things differently.
There's legitimately nothing stopping you from doing it differently now. You simply wish to perpetuate what autistic charade there is.
>Either way I genuinely am uncomfortable regarding that topic, and I have no interest in bringing it up, which is why I haven't brought it up in months.
If you're uncomfortable with it, you would still always reference whatever past or chime in on random conversations about that past. You just want people to try and make you feel like you had a mark.
98c761 No.2064395
Hey, guys.
Guess who I am?
abdeee No.2064397
abdeee No.2064398
bc80e4 No.2064399
abdeee No.2064400
9a1a85 No.2064402
Squash, are you okay?
Are you OK Squash?
bc80e4 No.2064403
NP, I know how much you lvoe that tidbit.
6b527c No.2064404
>>2064394
Sorry but you're making no sense to me. I am uncomfortable with it, so I don't bring it up,and I don't reference past things or whatever. I don't want people to try anything, as evidenced by the fact that no one brought this up until you did.
abdeee No.2064405
I don't know who I am anymore.
abdeee No.2064406
Oh my god.
Just tell us who you are and be done with it so we can pretend we missed you.
98c761 No.2064407
>>2064399
I, too, engaged in bestiality.
I fucked a Mexican.
It's 2018; inter-species romances like mine should be legalized.
abdeee No.2064409
Where did the Mexican thing come from?
abdeee No.2064410
Erin died of a shark overdose.
28c2cd No.2064411
>>2064388
She's a boy, yeah.
98c761 No.2064412
>>2064409
Oh, I was speaking as myself, not you.
I just used your name to make it (somehow) even more obvious.
6b527c No.2064413
>>2064411
Holy gay, how long's it been.
28c2cd No.2064414
>>2064413
>Mmn, 2 years and 5 months I guess.
This many
abdeee No.2064415
>>2064412
I mean, I have fucked MExicans before.
6b527c No.2064416
>>2064414
Nice about the same as me, a bit more even. Is it an irl thing
98c761 No.2064417
>>2064415
As long as it's not an actual monkey.
28c2cd No.2064419
>>2064416
Maybe it's you and we don't know it yet :^)
Nah.
bc80e4 No.2064422
98c761 No.2064423
>>2064420
Oh, god. You have.
6b527c No.2064424
>>2064419
pls not you too .-.
Awesome, how often do you fags meet up
bc80e4 No.2064426
WHO IS THIS BRITISH ANON?
bc80e4 No.2064427
WHAT IS THEIR PREVIOUS ALIAS?
1b1dd9 No.2064428
>>2064426
They used to have an American tag.
Doesn't matter.
abdeee No.2064429
They aren't interesting now.
They probably weren't interesting before.
bc80e4 No.2064430
>>2064428
It matters to me.
well, it doesnt, but may as well know
abdeee No.2064432
I vaguely remember the slut cow.
bc80e4 No.2064433
They posted ass that one time
1b1dd9 No.2064434
>>2064430
So it matters to nobody.
6b527c No.2064435
>>2064434
It really doesn't. Hi TB, what's up.
bc80e4 No.2064436
>>2064434
Useless facts and all.
abdeee No.2064437
Almost everyone has posted ass.
1b1dd9 No.2064439
>>2064435
Work's pissing me off.
>>2064436
Hm.
f5af00 No.2064440
>>2064432
Looking for a fight, punk?
bc80e4 No.2064442
How boring, not being remembered. Must be a useless poster.
f5af00 No.2064443
>>2064441
This is a wholesome UK thread, no guns.
28c2cd No.2064444
>>2064424
Wait what.
Never :^)
bc80e4 No.2064445
Time for Sleeps.
Give me my ration of Ni Ni, please.
f5af00 No.2064446
It has been a long time since I posted cow-girls, though.
f5af00 No.2064448
>>2064447
Woah, that's like, double illegal.
6b527c No.2064449
>>2064439
New management even worse?
>>2064444
No plans to do so ever? After 2 years that sounds a bit difficult
1b1dd9 No.2064450
>>2064449
Not in yet. Just bullshit meetings. Culminating to "Don't do anything to make me work harder or you're fired"
f5af00 No.2064452
bc80e4 No.2064453
6b527c No.2064454
>>2064450
Sounds as awful as usual
>>2064445
>>2064451
Sorry, night qt
f5af00 No.2064456
28c2cd No.2064457
>>2064449
I have no idea really.
I'm done with school now so I'm more open to traveling though so /shrug
9a1a85 No.2064458
There are youtube videos that were posted 11 years ago
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
6b527c No.2064459
>>2064455
>
>>2064457
Should! Holding hands and kissing is comfy.
28c2cd No.2064461
>>2064459
You're being really gay right now.
55b2c4 No.2064462
>>2064393
I have this animation
6b527c No.2064463
>>2064460
Hmm.
>>2064461
1. It IS really great, I don't think I'd still be with my SO if we didn't meet up from time to time.
2. I just saw the movie after finishing the show. It was underwhelming
28c2cd No.2064465
>>2064463
I get what you mean.
Haruhi? It's pretty meh tbh.
df985e No.2064466
df985e No.2064467
gosh i could go for some boy kissin right now
maybe even girl kissin
55b2c4 No.2064468
Peegirl is gonna go nuts when they start taking hrt
28c2cd No.2064470
When are you starting HRT, Ban?
6b527c No.2064471
>>2064465
I found it a bit better than meh, but not by much.
55b2c4 No.2064472
>>2064470
I'm a girl already.
1b1dd9 No.2064473
>>2064468
Because it'll kill their sex drive and they'll be depressed more?
df985e No.2064474
55b2c4 No.2064475
>>2064473
Whatever happens its always fun to watch.
f5af00 No.2064476
28c2cd No.2064477
>>2064471
All non-original anime movies are bad.
>>2064472
I thought you want to be a boy?
9a1a85 No.2064479
6b527c No.2064480
>>2064477
One word: Madoka
55b2c4 No.2064481
>>2064474
You're already going insane
stop
i'm not even real
>>2064477
I've though about it
but
the way they make a fake penis is gross
If I could have a robotic one though
>>2064478
si
9a1a85 No.2064482
>>2064474
I don't like you so.
f5af00 No.2064483
>>2064479
You'll regret it later if you don't
Drink water
df985e No.2064484
55b2c4 No.2064486
how does blood flow into a trans penis ?
Are they just always hard ?
Are they just always flaccid ?
df985e No.2064487
>>2064485
Dinner is being made right now.
I have to wait.
Am hungry.
9a1a85 No.2064488
>>2064483
Don't worry. I'll hydrate myself with Lili's pee.
df985e No.2064490
df985e No.2064491
>>2064489
Also my foot is asleep.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
a8976e No.2064493
>>2064481
>the way they make a fake penis is gross
Super gnarly
28c2cd No.2064496
>>2064480
I mean they're better than the series but they're certainly not good :^)
>>2064481
Robot penis?
Hell yeah.
a8976e No.2064498
>>2064495
As I understand it, they only have one state, and it's that freaky kind of hard thing that they got going on
55b2c4 No.2064499
>>2064498
Thats pretty shitty
also pretty gross
while also being pretty funny
real boy btw
>>2064496
I would say booyah when busting a nut
6b527c No.2064500
>>2064496
That's quite ignorant of you :<
I should sleep, seeya wishie.
a8976e No.2064501
>>2064499
Having a penis can be pretty shitty
I had an infection in my scrotum
Like literally inside it
You can do literally nothing about it
55b2c4 No.2064502
>>2064501
you can have much worse things as a woman i'm sure
55b2c4 No.2064503
Being a girl must suck
Please have sex with me ladies
I understand you
i'm a nice guy btw
df985e No.2064504
f5af00 No.2064505
>>2064488
Okay good
Just looking out for you
a8976e No.2064506
>>2064502
I'm assuming it would be akin to having an infection in your Fallopian tubes
28c2cd No.2064507
>>2064499
Beep boop booyah
>>2064500
Pls no hate :c
Night night
55b2c4 No.2064509
>>2064506
u could poop out a baby as a girl
D:
>>2064507
Big blue cyborg cock
28c2cd No.2064511
>>2064508
>>>>>>not leaving
>>2064509
Why blue?
28c2cd No.2064512
a8976e No.2064513
>>2064509
That's not how pregnancy works
55b2c4 No.2064514
>>2064510
But the Chads always get the girls
no love for nice guys anymore
>:(
>>2064511
Have you not seen teentitans porn yet ?
jesus
I can't hold your hand on everything
>>2064513
You kiss a boy and then he pees in you r butt
the pee was stored in your balls and it makes babies
a8976e No.2064515
>>2064514
>the pee was stored in your balls and it makes babies
Can't argue with this
55b2c4 No.2064516
>>2064515
Its common knoledge
28c2cd No.2064517
>>2064514
I have not, no.
I thought you were talking like, Black Mirror shit
a8976e No.2064518
>>2064516
I fell asleep during sex ed tbh
df985e No.2064519
3a1b6c No.2064521
>>2064512
hi wosh! how u?
>>2064514
would you be the one in the kitchen?
a8976e No.2064522
>>2064520
I have sex
NEVER
With no one
55b2c4 No.2064523
>>2064521
I've been in the kitchen before
yeah
I make M'lady a sandwich
>>2064522
pay one
its legal in a lot of places
28c2cd No.2064524
>>2064520
I don't... I don't think I want to click that.
>>2064521
I can't complain.
How about yourself?
3a1b6c No.2064525
>>2064523
sweet. did she reward you?
>>2064524
Can't sleep, but other than that nothing new. How's your new job treating you?
a8976e No.2064526
>>2064523
I have little interest in intercourse
And it's not here
28c2cd No.2064527
>>2064525
Poor thing...
I don't start it until the 9th of April!
7838f3 No.2064528
I'm out of whiskey. What do.
a8976e No.2064529
>>2064528
dRINK SOMETHING ELSE
a8976e No.2064530
55b2c4 No.2064531
>>2064524
Its a big black cybord with a blue robo cock
>>2064525
no
a chad slapped her ass and fucked her right in front of me
>>2064526
thats a pretty common excuse for Incels
df985e No.2064533
7838f3 No.2064534
>>2064529
But I don't own anything else. I'm house sitting and everything here isn't mine.
a8976e No.2064535
>>2064531
>Incel
Never heard that term before
a8976e No.2064536
>>2064534
Drink it and replace it
7838f3 No.2064537
7838f3 No.2064539
>>2064536
What am I, made it money?!?
3a1b6c No.2064540
>>2064527
I'll be okay, I have no responsibilities tomorrow apart from a bit of thesis writing ^^
Oooh I thought you were already going strong. Is it a small/medium business you're joining?
>>2064531
Sounds like enough reward for you
7838f3 No.2064541
>>2064538
I can't get to a store though.
a8976e No.2064542
>>2064539
I don't know
Are (You)?
I don't even know who you are
7838f3 No.2064544
>>2064542
No... I'm not...
a8976e No.2064545
55b2c4 No.2064546
>>2064535
look it up
>>2064538
I would have one of those
its like a super soaker
>>2064540
yeah
aeedd4 No.2064547
df985e No.2064548
>>2064543
HI !!
its been awhile since i've seen you !! :o
a8976e No.2064549
>>2064546
It's not involuntary, I've had opportunities arise in the past
7838f3 No.2064550
>>2064545
Well that sucks but it don't fix my problem
28c2cd No.2064551
>>2064540
Hmmn? I see..
No sir, waiting on a bunch of stuff to go through and such. It's pretty huge I think.
>>2064541
Why not?
>>2064546
Do you have to reload it though?
7838f3 No.2064552
>>2064547
You've never let me pet you before.....
a8976e No.2064553
>>2064550
Have you tried not being broke? I hear it works wonders for having money
aeedd4 No.2064554
>>2064548
But who are you?
7838f3 No.2064555
>>2064551
I'm not sober and they frown on my mind driving.
f5af00 No.2064556
7838f3 No.2064557
55b2c4 No.2064558
>>2064549
black pilled super hard
>>2064551
no I have human balls still
df985e No.2064559
>>2064554
my previous name was (liliana)
7838f3 No.2064560
>>2064559
I no longer like you.
1b1dd9 No.2064561
>>2064560
Such a covetous thing.
aeedd4 No.2064562
>>2064559
Ah I remember you ^~^
How have you been?
28c2cd No.2064563
>>2064555
Why not use something like Postmates or Drizly?
>>2064558
Human balls and a vagina?
7838f3 No.2064564
>>2064561
How so? I don't wish to own peegirl.
a8976e No.2064565
>>2064557
Let me know if you figure out how to make it work, I'm still trying to figure it out
>>2064558
I've always been black pilled
7838f3 No.2064566
>>2064563
Because I'm American. And to get liquor delivered costs more than an arm and a leg and some balls.
3a1b6c No.2064568
>>2064546
i refrained from using the c word tho
>>2064551
Nice tiddies.
Yeah if it's a larger company there's typically some paperwork. Did you have to do those logical thinking/personal tests too? I've had to do them a couple of times, kinda silly.
1b1dd9 No.2064569
>>2064564
No, your approval.
7838f3 No.2064570
>>2064569
I like new blood....
aeedd4 No.2064571
>>2064552
It would help if I knew who you were
28c2cd No.2064573
>>2064566
But your other option is to go without.
>>2064567
That's pretty impressive.
>>2064568
Would PREFER if they weren't there.
I don't think so? What are they?
df985e No.2064574
>>2064560
wait you didnt realize that was me ?
even when people still sometimes call me lili still
>>2064562
been great
getting things done
making steps towards improving
keeping busy !!!!
>:3
you ?
7838f3 No.2064575
>>2064571
No, I think not.
>>2064572
I'm a bit shallow.
>>2064573
Yes.....
>>2064574
No.
55b2c4 No.2064576
>>2064568
CHADS
>>2064573
I bet you're jealous
1b1dd9 No.2064577
>>2064575
Ah.
Short people problems.
7838f3 No.2064578
>>2064577
Well I mean, I guess. I'm only 6'1"
aeedd4 No.2064579
>>2064574
Just been working and trying to keep this house together
It's been a struggle.
7838f3 No.2064581
>>2064580
I know. I'm a manlet....
28c2cd No.2064583
>>2064575
Which is clearly the worse option of the two.
>>2064576
安心
Why would I be jealous? Vaginas are gross.
df985e No.2064584
>>2064579
sounds tuff ;w;
i believe in you !!!
you can do it >;3
3a1b6c No.2064585
>>2064573
Flat is good too.
They're just some tests to see how you reason. You've probably seen them before where you have to select the next figure in a sequence that has a pattern or something like that
>>2064576
Chad is a country
1b1dd9 No.2064586
>>2064581
It's alright. At least you're not 6'
7838f3 No.2064588
>>2064583
But I can't help it.
>>2064586
That's true, I guess. Small pleasures.
55b2c4 No.2064589
>>2064583
Stop telling people what my codes mean
>>2064585
Is it really ?
1b1dd9 No.2064590
>>2064588
Small pleasures indeed.
9c4ed1 No.2064591
>>2064585
>Flat is good too.
Pedophile/trap lover alert.
28c2cd No.2064594
>>2064585
It's justice.
Ahh, I see. Just a fairly standard interview and some paperwork afterwards for me.
>>2064588
Why not?
>>2064589
NO.6
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
Sorry, I'll stop.
55b2c4 No.2064595
>>2064594
okay
tell me what this one means
df985e No.2064596
>>2064587
does being a kat make it harder ?
28c2cd No.2064597
>>2064595
I can't, I said I'd stop.
aeedd4 No.2064599
>>2064596
Only when I do not receive my daily head pats.
3a1b6c No.2064600
>>2064589
Yeah. Wanna go?
>>2064591
It does get tiresome having to listen to their insecurities, women constantly worry that their tits aren't big enough.
>>2064594
They're just for show I think. Dumb stuff.
But I guess they can be a convincing thing if you ace them, along with a good interview.
I went to work today only to realize that everybody had taken the rest of the week off for Easter holidays so I turned up the music and drank coffee for 5 hours then I went home. Wish I could do that more often^^
55b2c4 No.2064601
>>2064600
Sure
I gotta fly somewhere this year
f5af00 No.2064603
>>2064600
Switch over to posting traps
55b2c4 No.2064604
>>2064603
You should try becoming the trap instead.
28c2cd No.2064605
>>2064598
I refuse.
>>2064600
I'm a god at those kinds of things anyways tbh :^)
That's a pretty sweet gig tbh. You get to do that the next two days too?
3a1b6c No.2064607
>>2064601
Anything that isn't the Republic of Chad in mind?
>>2064603
I got a few of the popular pink haired one somewhere
>>2064605
Nah, I'm hired for 15 hours a week. Small place that can't afford having me around much more than that so.
df985e No.2064608
>>2064599
-pat pat-
>>2064601
fly out to me >:3
28c2cd No.2064610
>>2064606
:)
>>2064607
Shieet, that's kinda unlucky.
55b2c4 No.2064611
>>2064607
The bulged probably
>>2064608
y tho
>>2064610
loli is breaking the law in canada though
28c2cd No.2064612
>>2064611
It's okay, she's wearing clothes.
3a1b6c No.2064614
>>2064610
It's enough for me, pay is good but I'm not really in it for the money anyways :3
>>2064611
Sounds gay
55b2c4 No.2064615
>>2064612
I'm calling the police.
>>2064614
I heard they had a big battle on it
28c2cd No.2064616
>>2064614
Oh yeah?
Buy me things.
>>2064615
What are they going to do?
They can't unrape you.
df985e No.2064618
>>2064609
how 2 become a kit ?
>>2064611
so i can smooch ya and take u out to a nice ice cream shop >:3
55b2c4 No.2064620
>>2064618
My husband probably wouldn't like that.
I'm literally married btw
hehe xD
>>2064619
Okay lets do it
28c2cd No.2064622
>>2064617
Get fucked idiot.
>>2064619
W-Why not?
3a1b6c No.2064623
>>2064620
Tipping contest.
>>2064622
I'm saving up for an apartment!
e24737 No.2064624
>>2064620
You got lesbian married though. You have a wife.
55b2c4 No.2064625
>>2064622
rude
please don't bully me
i'm wittle
>>2064623
I got a fat tip
like someone hit it with a hammer
55b2c4 No.2064626
>>2064624
Wives with penises
df985e No.2064627
>>2064620
aw :/
sad day
>>2064621
me neither
28c2cd No.2064628
>>2064623
Can I live there too?
>>2064625
Adowable
55b2c4 No.2064629
>>2064627
They got mad robux
aeedd4 No.2064630
>>2064627
This anime is killing my boner
3a1b6c No.2064631
>>2064625
let me give you a tip
>>2064628
I could house you for a while probably
Quite a ways you're gonna have to work tho. Can't help you there.
55b2c4 No.2064632
>>2064628
Mail me loli hentai
>>2064631
okay i'm waiting
28c2cd No.2064633
>>2064631
Just get a job that pays more.
>>2064632
I have none of that.
df985e No.2064635
>>2064629
i have robux too !!!!!
>>2064630
ew grose
what anime ?
28c2cd No.2064638
>>2064634
>:(
Get a Canadian apartment.
>>2064636
Prove it!
df985e No.2064639
>>2064636
I PROMISE YOU
i got insane robux
robux i need to buy a whole new house to store it in
>>2064637
swordgai ??
aeedd4 No.2064640
>>2064639
Yeah it's really weird
55b2c4 No.2064641
>>2064638
you showed me it
I member
>>2064639
Not as much though
how much do you have ?
3a1b6c No.2064642
>>2064636
Thought so
>>2064638
What would I do in Canada^^
df985e No.2064643
omg im too tired to respond
love u both
bye for now
28c2cd No.2064644
>>2064641
Sounds like a whole lot of not proof.
>>2064642
Bang Canadian girls?
e24737 No.2064646
3a1b6c No.2064647
>>2064644
Eh, sex is not worth moving for!
God I love that artist.
3a1b6c No.2064649
>>2064648
Then we're back at you coming here!
I gotta head to bed. I'll let you know when I buy an apartment.
aeedd4 No.2064650
>>2064648
Vids not working
I'm on a phone right meow
28c2cd No.2064651
>>2064649
But why would I go there, you could come here.
Bye loser.
>>2064650
Just another virtual YouTuber.
55664d No.2064653
aeedd4 No.2064654
55664d No.2064658
>>2064654
Nah that shit Wish posted
93e40d No.2064659
NEW
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
>>2064656
NEW