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♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Canonize the Scootalooo Edition.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045711
I don't like Bard's stories of being repeatedly physically abused
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045712>>2045716
>>2045700
>>2045703
Neato, thanks doods
>>2045707
Not many communities can say they've sucked each others dicks as many as ours can. Spec doesn't count, but we all knew he thought about it.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045713>>2045718
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045714
Lose me like the ocean, Feel the motion
DO THE LOCOMOTION!
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045715
▶ 6f2cce (9) No.2045716>>2045722
>>2045712
It's good you got in practice
maybe i just need to suck my shyness away
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045718>>2045723
>>2045713
Do you.. regularly look in on the totality of the individuals that participate in the American Democracy?
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045720>>2045723
It is the only song you ever need. Recite the lyrics. Pay homage to the Scootalooo. RENDER UNTO SCOOT!
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045722>>2045725
>>2045716
Meet new people.
Hang with them often but be yourself completely when meeting them.
You then wont feel the need to be receded.
Then go back to your old friends and they wont say you're different, they'll say you're happy.
Worked for me.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045723>>2045726
>>2045718
I watch RT.
>>2045720
*renders unto*
▶ 6f2cce (9) No.2045724>>2045732
>>2045721
wanna be witty but i am tired and cant think of anything
hehe have a nice night spegtre
▶ 6f2cce (9) No.2045725>>2045727 >>2045728 >>2045731
>>2045722
That would be nice
a little hard in a smalller town but maybe this summer will bring some new friends : 3
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045726
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045727
>>2045725
Be like the lobster, stand up straight with your shoulders back.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045728>>2045730
>>2045725
carry a flask of your favourite whiskey
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045729>>2045731
alcohol is a proven social lubricant
▶ 6f2cce (9) No.2045730>>2045735
>>2045728
i cant stand the taste of liquor
I drink wine occasionaly but liquor is gross
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045731
>>2045725
The hardest and easiest part is being yourself.
Ive been on a pursuit of happiness for a while now. Theres been too much drugs and alcohol and a whole lotta other crap.
But shits cool now.
also this
>>2045729
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045732>>2045737
>>2045724
wtf, I ain't goin nowhere.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045734>>2045762
>>2045733
CUTTIN LINES ERRY DAY
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045735>>2045740
>>2045730
how does loneliness taste?
▶ 6f2cce (9) No.2045737>>2045741
>>2045732
me neither but i feel like a baka just linking random pics without talking about something and my brain is working on 5 percent
▶ b4d59f (6) No.2045738>>2045741 >>2045742 >>2045744
Bart x colored horses OTP
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045739
▶ 6f2cce (9) No.2045740>>2045747
>>2045735
Bitter
but its okay
i have good friends who give me physical contact so i am still doing okay
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045741>>2045746 >>2045753
>>2045737
Aight, well... fair enough.
Goddamn Bard.
>>2045738
What color horse am I?
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045743>>2045745 >>2045748
I was messing with my ear piercing and I accidentally pushed the plug out and the O-ring disappeared into the couch and I think its fucking gone forever and I don't have any o-rings..
fuck
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045744>>2045746
>>2045738
Friendship is magic cunt
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045745>>2045750
>>2045743
Acquire the best couch diving gear money can buy or give up hope
▶ b4d59f (6) No.2045746>>2045749 >>2045755 >>2045758
>>2045741
Idk, which horse did you post before you decided to hide your pony race in shame behind anime girls?
>>2045742
Yeah, cute subby bois
>>2045744
No one actually posts pones anymore and I kind of miss it
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045747
>>2045740
bitter than backwoods moonshine.
just carry the whiskey, bard.
maybe you'll stop getting into fights, and start getting along.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045748>>2045750
>>2045743
maybe now people will be able to guage you for who you really are.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045749>>2045759
>>2045746
I do, just not here.
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045750>>2045751 >>2045752
>>2045745
It's fucking midnight everywhere is closed oh god I don't want my ears to close up
>>2045748
That was lame
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045751>>2045753 >>2045754
>>2045750
I know what you may be thinking, but a dive with no gear....nobody has ever come back....they fall to the depths of the couch and never come back man!
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045752>>2045754
>>2045750
would you be disappointed if nobody noticed?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045753>>2045763
>>2045741
oh hey is this you?
>>2045751
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045754>>2045756 >>2045757
>>2045751
I'm going in. Don't try to talk me out of it.
>>2045752
If nobody noticed what?
Regardless, the answer is no.
▶ 6f2cce (9) No.2045755>>2045759
>>2045746
the communities have a diffferent prevailing attitude among them and the pies are generally very friendly here
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045756>>2045760
>>2045754
then why wear it in the first place?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045757>>2045760
>>2045754
You're a mad man.
Im going to wipe all information that links you to me.
I dont want the feds knocking at my door.
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045758>>2045759
>>2045746
...White, Yellow, and Pink.
▶ b4d59f (6) No.2045759>>2045761 >>2045763
>>2045749
There are still MLP circlejerks? Nice
>>2045755
Yeah, Casper calls people cunts but that's just because he's Australian
>>2045758
>Pink
Cute :3
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045760>>2045764 >>2045777
>>2045756
Because I like the way it looks on my body.
Because I enjoy getting pierced.
Because personal expression doesn't have to be "For" anybody.
Why do you shop for the clothes that you shop for?
Wouldn't a burlap sack and wooden clogs achieve the same ergonomic result?
>>2045757
If I don't make it back....
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045761>>2045768
>>2045759
I would call ours more of a line to line jerk now.
Shits dying like my granddad.
Difference is my granddad wants to die.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045762
>>2045734
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045763>>2045765 >>2045768
>>2045753
RIS handguards are efin' gay, so no.
>>2045759
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045764>>2045766
>>2045760
You never knew me.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045765>>2045770
>>2045763
But spec its guns and anime and when I see guns and anime I think spec
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045766>>2045767
>>2045764
I was going to ask you to delete my browser history.
Better yet, just trash the whole hard drive.
...Better smash the entire machine, just to be safe.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045767>>2045773
>>2045766
ok just dont tell the feds you knew me though
▶ b4d59f (6) No.2045768>>2045770 >>2045771 >>2045774
>>2045761
Filthy turncoats leaving
Actually, are you Casper? For some reason I thought you were but now idr if he was Australian
>>2045763
-pets your mane- :3
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045769
I'd smash my hard drive, but the treasure trove of Trap dicks is too great a wealth to destroy.
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045770>>2045772 >>2045774
>>2045765
Who would spend all that money on plastic dolls tho?
>>2045768
Erio, no.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045771>>2045772
>>2045768
Casper is Swedish/Sweden
▶ b4d59f (6) No.2045772>>2045779
>>2045770
Embrace ur racial heritage
>>2045771
Yeah, that sounds right
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045773>>2045775
>>2045767
So I should delete the .txt file on my desktop titled "The Ausfag made me do it"?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045774>>2045779
>>2045768
Nah im Herpy.
Aka Herp
Aka Herp Derpinson
OG
>>2045770
A greater man than us spec. A greater man than us all.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045775
>>2045773
Nah keep that there for the lols
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045776>>2045778
>Breaking with tradition of; Did it for the Lulz
SACRILEGE!!!!
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045777>>2045786
>>2045760
just like you, I wear clothes to make the right impression.
there's nothing personal about the acessories we wear around others.
I can't buy that vanity didn't play a role in this.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045778>>2045780 >>2045785
>>2045776
THE OLD TRADITIONS NEED TO DIE
THEYRE HOLDING OUR MEMES BACK
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045779>>2045782
>>2045772
No, I'm immigrating and naturalizing here.
>>2045774
WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME HERP? WHY?
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045780
>>2045778
YOU CANNOT KILL MEMES!!!!!
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045781>>2045783
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045782
>>2045779
Because you're the one straight guy so 1 man + 1 million faggots = 999,999th of a man
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045783
>>2045781
LET THEM BE MEMED
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045784>>2045787
Time for breakfast, the memes are too stronk
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045785>>2045788
>>2045778
I'll be the first person to admit that I'm a narcissist, but if I took the piercings out, nobody would notice. My hair covers them.
>There's nothing personal about the accessories we wear around others
This is... This is wrong though. I wear a ring on my right hand that was a gift from my dad that I never take off. In what way is that not personal despite wearing it publicly?
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045786
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045787
>>2045784
Enjoy your dank memes and ham
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045788>>2045789 >>2045790
>>2045785
I'd be more sympathetic if those were your dad's earings. as it was some sort of family heirloom that was given to him by his father, and his father before him.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045789>>2045792
>>2045788
Some people feel like a garbage bag when they wear a garbage bag alone in a dark room
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045790>>2045791
>>2045788
You dodged my question.
I'll take it as you acknowledging your factually incorrect statement.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045791>>2045794
>>2045790
would you call a wedding ring personal, or showy?
same answer.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045792>>2045793
>>2045789
I wear clothes
I don't feel like clothes
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045793>>2045796
>>2045792
Some christians feel like christians when they wear their $500 gold cross under their shirt.
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045794>>2045796
>>2045791
The two are entirely unrelated. One represents a socially established institution
The other I wear because it's personal to me, despite any impression it may leave on anyone who sees it.
Your statement is incorrect.
But arguing with you is akin to convincing a toaster it has the capability to love. Pointless and silly looking.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045795
I am conflicted as to whether I'm stupid, or he's stupid.
I think its me but I just dont want to say I am for certain.
Teasing smart stupid people is bad for your health you know
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045796>>2045800
>>2045793
I imagine Christian symbology in gold is hotter with Catholics than Anglicans.
>>2045794
so why decorate your earlobes
you've obviously never see The Brave Little Toaster.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045797
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045798>>2045801
And here I thought I was at least 86
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045799>>2045802
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045800>>2045805
>>2045796
I already answered this question. I like the way it looks. I think it compliments my appearance. To claim I had no intention of receiving any sort of feedback on them would be foolish, but to insinuate that the reason I would do anything, especially physically modifying my body, for the sole intent of receiving validation is short-sighted.
▶ 37006f (2) No.2045801>>2045803
>>2045798
What did he mean by this
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045802
>>2045799
Now I just dont know what to think.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045803
>>2045801
87 and under is the IQ range of counterproductive
▶ 37006f (2) No.2045804>>2045806
You shouldn't bring up iq while kanra is around
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045805>>2045807
>>2045800
>sole intent
we humans aren't so simple.
but we often have a primary intent.
this can be determined by measuring the size and visibility of a given accessory.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045806
>>2045804
In a low or high way because Im really basic and cant tell if he's really good at fucking with people or really good at fucking himself
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045807>>2045809
>>2045805
So you genuinely believe that anybody, literally anyone, who has large, flashy piercings, gauges, visible tattoos, exotic clothing
those people, all of them, had the primary intent of being validated in their choices?
And the size of the accessory directly correlates with how much they want to be validated for it?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045808
Nobody is that bad at symbology, right?
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045809
>>2045807
it's a spectrum.
many Christians may wear a cross beneath their garment.
many homosexuals may have a tiny stud in their right ear (no pun intended).
some girls wear friendship bracelets.
the Pope has his orb, and the Queen has her jewels.
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2045810
...You made a claim
The claim was incorrect
And when offered a chance to simply answer a black and white
you offer "muh spectrum."
Stay woke, Kanra. Maybe if you study humans long enough you'll learn how to be one.
I'm going to bed.
Nite, Thread.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045811
not only can we tell something about a person by the acessories they adorn:
we're supposed to.
they're almost always optional, and almost always removable.
if the Queen wore her crown every day, we'd probably think she was a bitch.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045813>>2045815
I have acquired breakfast.
▶ 1c7c2e (21) No.2045814
I say spectrum, but it's more like a multi tiered spectrum of cultural and historical influences, politics, and traditions.
but I wanted to keep it easy. and since you're gone, I guess I'll just reiterate my original point.
you wanted to say something by putting holes in your ears. and by letting me know you have superficial holes in your ears that you put pieces of plastic and metal into, that have no familial significance, I implied (I did not claim) that perhaps vanity played somewhat in a role in it, and a less sympathetic one than wearing a ring from your father.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045815>>2045816
>>2045813
Stop the madness plis
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045816>>2045817 >>2045820
>>2045815
Never! OUR HOUSE!!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET!!!!
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045817>>2045819
>>2045816
im just so confused
I wasnt built for brain
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045818>>2045819
Im just gonna go have a shower and blow a load.
Simple pleasures.
Simple herp.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045819
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045821
I must get overstimulated when im hungover.
▶ e58657 (4) No.2045822>>2045823
I had a dream earlier today (I took a nap after I came home from work in the morning) where I was helping my cousin peel up some bubbled paint on their basement floor cause water got under it. she also lost some specific makeup and was looking for it, I found a tube of something but then laid down on the bed because my vision stopped working.
She said, 'that's not it' when she came in and asked what I was doing. I said, 'I've gone temporarily blind again, sometimes this happens but it doesn't last long. all I can see is the curtains and the window, no matter if I open or close my eyes. I wish I had a reset button.'
Then I like, straight woke up but in the softest way one could ever wake up - I realized I had had dreams like this before and recognized it, so my eyes must have been open irl. once I was actually 'awake' and no longer dreaming, I could open/close my eyes normally, I had just been in sleep paralysis staring at the curtains and the image overrode what I was seeing/doing in my dream.
I had even gotten out of the bed and said 'well, I can still keep working on this paint, I can still feel it.'
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045823>>2045824
>>2045822
That sounds like a "huh" realisation but its a "huh" of, that was a cool realisation
▶ e58657 (4) No.2045824>>2045825 >>2045826
>>2045823
Yeah, I had experienced this state of `blindness` before, several times, so that`s why I said in the dream that it usually wears off; I am accustomed to it but now I realize more that it is linked to being in a stationary dreaming - sleep paralysis state where I think my eyes were open , staring at my curtains.. but guess that`s what I get for sleeping during the daytime.
▶ e58657 (4) No.2045825
>>2045824
if anyone wants to be in my dreams, give me an object or place, or idea to use as a key-symbol and I will come visit you.
I`m about to go to sleep and do some travelling.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045826
>>2045824
Although rare, if I wake naturally from a long enough sleep I can get an overlap of realities.
Not sure how to explain it perfectly, one part of my mind is well aware im lying in bed, the other is still in dream-state. Overlap of sub-conscious and conscious I guess. Im not really sure how long it lasts because from what I have gathered time is a little whacky when it happens but to me it doesn't last long.
Like sometimes ive taken a quick peep at my phone and registered the time, lied back down only to pop back in and out with what feels like seconds and I end up oversleeping but 10 or so mins.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045827
Oh right and I can have my eyes somewhat open, see my bed and shit but still be in and also be seeing the dream....but not with my eyes....its weird as heck
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045828
I used to read a lot about dream states and it amounts to not that much at all, it seems.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045829>>2045831
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045830>>2045831 >>2045833
havin piza for bweakfasf :3
startin the day off right !!!!!
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045831>>2045834 >>2045836
>>2045829
ur lucid
>>2045830
Breakfast of champions.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045833>>2045836
>>2045830
You've already won the day.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045834>>2045835
>>2045831
Damn right, my existence is an ABOMINATION to reality itself.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045835>>2045838 >>2045839
>>2045832
ohay
>
>>2045834
pls geif bak mai spaictiems
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045836>>2045837 >>2045839
>>2045831
thats RIGHT BAYBEEEE
>>2045833
a brief moment of relief before my first friday shift
not excited for today
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045837>>2045841
>>2045836
I could cook anything in the morning at work for breakfast, so I cook chicken nuggets.
Your day will better than what mine was like.
At first it was nice and I was drunk with the head chef, but then after lunch my hangover hit me in the dick with a brick.
▶ 350c79 (6) No.2045838>>2045843
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045839>>2045842 >>2045843
>>2045835
NEBER! I EZ GONNA NOM DA UNIVERZ
>>2045836
You might not know it yet, but you are gonna kill it, figuratively speaking.
You gonna OWN it!
You are nervous, but so are those cattle coming into YOUR domain.
DEFEAT THEM! This is Tekken, but IRL.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045840>>2045843
>breakfast was; a pear, orange, quarter of a galia melon, grapes and a tomate.
Time to quickly nibble a snackette of toasted ryebread and cheese spread before getting ym shit together for the gym.
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045841>>2045843
>>2045837
ew why would you get drink
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045842>>2045844
>>2045839
good speech I'll take it in and get pumped !!!!!
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045843>>2045844 >>2045845 >>2045850 >>2045855
>>2045838
Hows goin nigga
>>2045839
butt i lieks itz
>>2045840
Being healthy is for losers
>>2045841
I didnt get drunk at work, we were both drunk by coincidence from our nights prior.
Mind you I was drinking when I left thread in the morning, which was two hours before work. Head chef was more drunk than me though. We both sobered around lunch but only I got the hangover to boot.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045844>>2045846 >>2045850
>>2045842
After tomorrow, plain sailing!
You'll have full experienced the busy days.
Knowing is half the battle!
>>2045843
Yeah? well dying prematurely to lifestyle related cancer or diabetes is even uncooler.
▶ 350c79 (6) No.2045845>>2045847
>>2045843
not bad.. having breakfast. just starting the day. hbu?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045846>>2045854
>>2045844
why dont you just get a good metabolism like mine
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045847>>2045851
>>2045845
Nearing sleep time.
Tis 11.10pm here.
Still faintly hungover but much less so than earlier today, thankfully.
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045848>>2045852
Stream is kinda scuffed but mostly set up
idk how to from capture the oculus though
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045849
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045850>>2045852 >>2045854
>>2045843
okay but thats still dumb n stinky
>>2045844
how long do you think youll be up today ?
▶ 350c79 (6) No.2045851>>2045855
>>2045847
...youve pretty much been here the whole time huh?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045852>>2045853
>>2045850
Its good sometimes.
>>2045848
You didnt lie.
Bready didnt say a thing lol.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045854>>2045859 >>2045860
>>2045846
Why dont you be NOT australian like me
>>2045850
Twelve to thriteen hours. There or there abouts. That good for you baba?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045855>>2045856
>>2045851
nah this
read last sentences
>>2045843
▶ 350c79 (6) No.2045856
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045857>>2045865 >>2045883
>>2045853
I dont really know why I doubted you.
I can be a cunt when im drunk.
▶ 8ac23c (3) No.2045858
>>2045660
cute pic
i want them
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045859>>2045861
>>2045854
yeah ill be gone about 7-8 hrs depending
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045860>>2045861
>>2045854
Because so many of you guys seem to be coming here anyway.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045861>>2045864 >>2045866
>>2045859
Works out rather well, super well.
Better, than well
>depending
Ah yes, having to clear up after your hours should end? or something. Dastardly!
>>2045860
>You guys
Did oyu just assume my gender???????
▶ 350c79 (6) No.2045862
has that kid that killed himself on livestream made national news yet?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045864>>2045873
>>2045861
No I assumed your entire nations gender
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045865>>2045868
>>2045857
I saw pretty much everyones dick at one point.
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045866>>2045873
>>2045861
yeah essentially if i have to stock things, clean the lobby, stuff like that
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045867>>2045869
>>2045863
hi im not scoots but
nini wuka !!
rest well sweetie :3
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045868>>2045872
>>2045865
I know this.
Drunk me did not.
Fuck I forgot to copy my old puk folder.
▶ 8ac23c (3) No.2045869
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045870
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045871
lol there be undercutting the nini game
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045872>>2045874
>>2045868
I hope its not CGI puk
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045873>>2045876
>>2045864
[OUTRAGES EXTERNALLY]
>>2045866
Ey! I'm NiNi'in 'ere! REAL NEWYORKER PROBLEMS!
Eh, that sucks, alot of jobs do that, get you with the shit they never tell you ya have to do.
Like, building a BBQ or being an electrician. Jej.
Just sneaky some of that tea! :3 bweheheh tasty
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045874>>2045875
>>2045872
Im not a masochist
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045875>>2045877
>>2045874
I watched it all.
▶ 7ce768 (9) No.2045876>>2045880
>>2045873
hello tea id like two
thank u
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045877>>2045878
>>2045875
You're a masochist
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045879>>2045890
>>2045878
Then again being a current day Berserk fan is masochism anyway I guess.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045880
>>2045876
Gimme that tea, I need the tea Lass!
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045881>>2045882 >>2045884 >>2045886
Scoots, how accurate is this?
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045882>>2045884 >>2045891
>>2045881
This is accurate.
There is so many english people here I know these accents.
▶ e8409c (5) No.2045883>>2045885
>>2045857
The unspoken implication this image makes is Mickey raping Daisy Duck
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045884>>2045891
>>2045881
>>2045882
err i didnt mean that sarcastically either
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045885>>2045887
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045886
>>2045881
I cannot hear shot captain.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045888>>2045891
It is accurate. I had my speakers in a weird way.
Somerset boys are funny
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045891>>2045893 >>2045894
>>2045882
>>2045884
Australia no.
>>2045888
Which one's you?
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045893>>2045896
>>2045891
I'm not featured. This would be me though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlSlf3b_BSs
More Tees than Geordie.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045894>>2045896
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045895
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045896>>2045897 >>2045898
>>2045893
I noticed that Audy's wasn't really in there either.
2 many.
>>2045894
Well that's just plain rude.
▶ 91997b (62) No.2045898>>2045901
>>2045896
Oh jeez fine, I thought you were my mate but nah cunt.
▶ e8409c (5) No.2045899>>2045911
>>2045892
Demo took a page out of Miura's book and went on indefinite hiatus himself.
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045900
I could do that accent thing on vocaroo or something I guess
▶ 102f38 (1) No.2045902>>2045903 >>2045905
>>2045901
-is surprised by the fact that, the longer he listened to this, the less certain he was that this is either an Australian accent, or a Boston accent- 0_o
▶ 5dad70 (5) No.2045903
>>2045902
Def not boston lol
▶ 5dad70 (5) No.2045904
I don't wanna go to work today :(
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045905
>>2045902
Neither I don't think.
▶ 5dad70 (5) No.2045906>>2045907 >>2045909
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045907>>2045908 >>2045909
>>2045906
It's 6 in the morning here, so I doubt it.
▶ 5dad70 (5) No.2045908
>>2045907
My phone must be auto loaded a different thread then
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045909>>2045916
In relation to these questions.
1. What’s your name and username
2. Where are you from?the world
3. Accent challenge word list: Aunt, Envelope, Route, Theater, Caught, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Coupon, Tumblr, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, GPOY, Lawyer, Water, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Iron, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, New Orleans, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Alabama.
4. What is it called when someone throw’s toilet paper on the house?
5. What is that bubbly carbonated drink called?
6. What term do you use for gym shoes?
7. What do you call your grandparents?
8. What do you call the thing with wheels used to carry groceries in the supermarket?
9. Be a wizard or vampire?
10. What do you use to change channels on TV?
11. Choose any book and read a random passage.
12. Do you personally think you have an accent?
13. Say any 3 words that come to your mind.
I shall do one now.
>>2045907
>>2045906
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1454veayfUX
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1454veayfUX
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1454veayfUX
ENJOY
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045910>>2045911 >>2045914
Fucking internet turned off last night.
Hello
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045911>>2045914 >>2045916 >>2045918
>>2045899
qq
>>2045901
yeah nah
>>2045910
the whole wired network around here just goofed the fuck up, using phonenet
▶ 004995 (39) No.2045912>>2045916
Time for the gym. Time for the big work out.
Later
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045913>>2045921
>>2045892
I stopped reading HxH because of stuff like this
▶ e8409c (5) No.2045914>>2045918 >>2045921
>>2045910
>>2045911
You guys too, huh?
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045916>>2045921
>>2045909
Neat.
>Aluminium
Every time...
>>2045911
Nah
>>2045912
See ya.
▶ e9f864 (2) No.2045917>>2045920
Hey goggles is Vegemite actually good?
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045918>>2045923
>>2045911
Same, but network has fall only in my house
>>2045914
Yeah
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045919
> MySql troubles
I fucking tired of this shit
▶ 5dad70 (5) No.2045920>>2045930
>>2045917
Morning, soto-kun
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045921>>2045929
>>2045913
I never got around to getting into it...guess its kinda good I didnt.
Reading anything atm?
>>2045914
hooray for 4g networks
>>2045915
get new team
>>2045916
yeah
▶ f38cd0 (11) No.2045922>>2045924 >>2045930
I sometimes like vegemite.. it can have a strong sour taste for casuals.
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045923>>2045925
>>2045918
im pretty sure any house connected to the node will be out by the seems of it
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045924
>>2045922
vegemite and cheese toasties are where its at
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045925>>2045926
>>2045923
Or mb some homeless guys dig out the cable and sell it
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045926>>2045927
>>2045925
Nigga must be desperate....and has power tools.
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045927>>2045928
>>2045926
> and has power tools
Or a sharp shovel
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045928
>>2045927
Attack of the copper hungry hobo army
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045929>>2045931
>>2045921
I read One piece
nothing else rn
I did read dragonball multiverse
that was more as a joke though
▶ e9f864 (2) No.2045930
>>2045922
lol gross
>>2045920
Mornin Elma
How'd ya sleep
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045931>>2045938
>>2045929
I like to buy physical copies so don wanna spend all the money on something like that.
Been reading black clover and blue exorcist which are alright.
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045932>>2045933 >>2045935 >>2045936
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045934>>2045939
>>2045933
Hewwo!
How are you doin?
▶ 425f33 (2) No.2045935>>2045937
>>2045932
Good morning........
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045937>>2045940 >>2045951
>>2045936
>>2045935
Morn!!! how are you both uwu
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045938>>2045942
>>2045931
Reading everything online is much better to me.
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045939>>2045941
>>2045934
Sleep time beckons.
I shall heed my beds call soonish.
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045941>>2045943 >>2045944
>>2045939
I hope you sleep well! Bein cozy and getting plenty of sleep is always the nicest.
>>2045940
It's so early tho, how can you be tired
and why hot??
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045942>>2045946 >>2045956
>>2045938
If I have to I will, but for the most part I buy em.
Also started deadman wonderland, but undecided how that is.
Enjoying Claymore.
Loving the shit outta Monster.
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045943>>2045945
>>2045941
Sometimes the right level of sleeplessness can be nice. Im not hungover anymore and I feel that way now, but I know I have to sleep because I didnt last night.
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045944>>2045945
>>2045941
Been up for 26 hours, and it's like 85°+ in my room already.
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045945>>2045947 >>2045948
>>2045943
ye I suppose you're right. and yea goin too many days without sleep is awful.
Usually if I'm gonna stay up late I try to watch the sunrise before goin to bed.
>>2045944
Jesus christ & Jesus Christ.
What's keeping you up so long???
and what's making the earth so hot???
▶ e8409c (5) No.2045946>>2045947
>>2045942
>Monster.
Johan is one of my favorite villains of all time. He's just so nihilistic and irredeemable.
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045947>>2045950
>>2045945
I on and off have an issue with sleep (not why I didnt sleep last night) and its shown me how long I can go during my work week without meaningful sleep.
>>2045946
Definitely one of my most favourite reads and I'm only like half way.
Also spice and wolf, the actual novels (not the manga) are really damn good.
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045948>>2045949 >>2045950
>>2045945
Uh- it's really embarrassing if I say RPGs, 4chan, and anime, but uh... yeah.
As for the heat that's just spring time in Southern Arizona.
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045949>>2045958
>>2045948
>more than 1 thing on a haul
Less embarrassing than when I do it. I normally just do a single thing the whole time.
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045950>>2045955 >>2045958
>>2045948
hey it seems like a relaxing way to spend your time!! what anime & games are you into atm?
that's mortifying dude, I hate the heat and 86 melts me.
>>2045947
I try and be like that but every time I think I can ride 4/5 hours every other day my body decides to make me sleep 18 hours straight
▶ 425f33 (2) No.2045951>>2045952
>>2045937
Bored and gay......
▶ f38cd0 (11) No.2045953
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045955>>2045957 >>2045959
>>2045950
Ive only slept that long a few times in my life...
I cant even sleep that long drug assisted
I think my body makes me wake after about 12.
But I can function fine on around 6h a night.
Alas I guess I should get going lest I stay for too long. I lose track of time very quickly.
Gnight all.
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045956>>2045961
>>2045942
I don't know what Monster is.
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045957
>>2045955
Goodnight! Sleep well!!
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045958>>2045962
>>2045949
Pfff, I mean it's still pretty bad.
>>2045950
Catching up on Dagashi Kashi S2 at the moment, as for videogames been playing a lot of MW:LL.
That's nothin'. Just wait till about mid June, early July rolls around, and it'll be 115° - 125°, in the shade, that's when it gets fun.
What's your Friday Morning like Sinni!?
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045959
▶ b9601f (15) No.2045961>>2045963
>>2045956
You're lucky I need to fap first.
Its about a doctor who saves the life of a child over a politician and the kid grows up to be a serial killer and detective times are had.
/out
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045962>>2045964 >>2045972
>>2045960
wha?
>>2045958
Sounds pretty relaxing!! EXCEPT FOR THE HEAT
bless you spec, I'd melt.
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045963
>>2045961
> need
get control over yourself
▶ 538286 (14) No.2045966>>2045968 >>2045974
My mom sneezed without covering her mouth
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045967
FUCKING.INTERNET.PROVIDER
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045971
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045972>>2045974
>>2045962
oh also I'm brain dead and forgot to answer your question!!
Friday good! hanging with george and laying with kitties n stuff, was getting a drakengard folder up and running so I can post pics now
▶ 538286 (14) No.2045973>>2045975
>>2045970
I told her if she does it again I would beat the shit out of her
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045974>>2045976 >>2045978
>>2045966
KSG yourself.
>>2045972
>getting a drakengard folder up and running
I noticed. For all the depressions?
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045975>>2045978
>>2045973
Lol, more like she would beat the shit out of you
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2045976>>2045977
>>2045974
>:) My quest to have a folder of every cute girl is slow goin but I gotta include the sad girls too, y'know?
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045977
>>2045976
Nah, I got no idea whatcha mean~
Speaking of Grakengard though, if you've ever got a few hours to lean and nothin' to read, this is worth a few good lols: https://lparchive.org/Drakengard/
▶ 538286 (14) No.2045978>>2045979 >>2045980
>>2045974
I can't afford a $1000 gun
>>2045975
She stopped beating me when I was 10 because I fought back
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045979>>2045981
>>2045978
Lol, this time she will use baseball bat
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045980>>2045981
>>2045978
$740 from Atlantic Firearms.
▶ 538286 (14) No.2045981>>2045982 >>2045983
>>2045979
She tried, I caught it and took it off her.
She used to hit me with anything she could find, tv wire, belt, broom stick, wood, etc, etc. One day I punched her so hard in the nose she thought her face was broken
>>2045980
Liiiiiiiink
Google blocks a lot of gun shop websites in NY state
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045982>>2045985
>>2045981
EXCELLENT FAMILY RELATIONSHIP
▶ 538286 (14) No.2045985>>2045988 >>2045989
>>2045982
I remember I spilled some soda when I was 7 and my mom started beating me. I ran away from her to my bedroom that my brother and I share and she wouldn't stop hitting me. My brother told her to stop but she kept going and then he threw her against the wall
>>2045983
...Why is it so expensive?
Do you like guns? I actually don't know anything about them. My state governor banned all rifles
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045986
People really don't like to play guessing games btw
▶ f38cd0 (11) No.2045987
I know one person who used to play.
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045988>>2045992
>>2045985
I think your mom is responsible for your mental disease
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045989>>2045992
>>2045985
That's actually a pretty reasonable price for what it is, and how "rare" they at least used to be.
I mean obviously you could get like a Mossberg 500, or a Maverick 88 for like $200 - $150, but there's nothing special about that compared to this.
I like firearms a lot, yeah.
Your state is dumb. I hate your state.
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045990
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045991
Are you sure they actually did ?
▶ 538286 (14) No.2045992>>2045994 >>2045995
>>2045988
She hit me because of my mental illnesses.
>>2045989
I saved the link, my sis lives in NC, I'm going to give her the money and make her buy it for me lol
Do you own a lot of firearms?
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2045994>>2046000
>>2045992
I'm pretty sure that counts as a strawpurchase. Try not to record and broadcast your felonies~
Do you count nine as a lot?
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045995>>2046000
>>2045992
No, she hit you because she angry dumb slut, and it's nothing you can do about this
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2045998
At least you have someone then.
▶ bc744f (30) No.2045999
▶ 538286 (14) No.2046000>>2046002 >>2046003
>>2045994
Huh? no, i'm a drummer, I only know how to count to four...
>>2045995
She was just frustrated with me, some of the beatings I deserved, but that soda one was over the top....
▶ f38cd0 (11) No.2046001
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046003>>2046009
>>2046000
You very weak person, physically and mentally
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2046004
They must have really liked it then.
▶ f38cd0 (11) No.2046005>>2046006
feelin bad. goodnight whoever cares.
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2046006
>>2046005
Goodnight.
I should too...
▶ 538286 (14) No.2046009>>2046010 >>2046011
>>2046002
What do you mean by me counting to nine?
>>2046003
I don't understand...
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046010>>2046012
>>2046008
Fun song
>>2046009
It's ok for you
▶ ce7a10 (31) No.2046011>>2046012
>>2046009
...I think I'm gonna go lie down, and sleep.
See you BC.
▶ 538286 (14) No.2046012>>2046014
>>2046010
I can hold my own in a fight.
I'm very laid-back and most things don't get under my skin...
>>2046011
-joins you-
please come back soon! I want to learn more about guns
▶ 586c8b (19) No.2046013
I don't give pity replies or attention.
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046014>>2046015
>>2046012
Fck, you still a kid
▶ 538286 (14) No.2046015>>2046016
I'm totally going to make my sister buy me that shotgun right now
>>2046014
I don't understand...
Well my mom stopped beating me after that. She went on and on about me not being her child, and about how I shouldn't hit my own mother. I just locked myself in the room and kept talking to Erio online
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046016>>2046017
>>2046015
You better live single and break all contacts with your mom
▶ 538286 (14) No.2046017>>2046018
>>2046016
I live alone now. That all happened when I was 14, I'm 19 now.
She always thought I was doing homework on my computer so she liked when I was in my room all day. She didn't like when I was in school all day...
We get along now though I guess
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046018>>2046019
>>2046017
Dude, your mother is a pretty evil person, and now she can't hurt you, because she physically can't. I think what you shouldn't contact with her, but it's must be only your decision
▶ 538286 (14) No.2046019>>2046020
>>2046018
She is evil and I shouldn't talk to her anymore, but she's my mom...
She's old and she can't take care of herself...
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046020>>2046072
>>2046019
> but she's my mom...
> She's old and she can't take care of herself...
So what?
▶ 351bd8 (4) No.2046024
I dreamed of you last night sinni
We made love and I was pregnant
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046026>>2046027
>>2046023
I have a question, you are real girl?
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2046028>>2046030
Don't let her fool you
She's an Alien with similar genitalia to a human female.
"She," tried to probe me once..
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2046029
Also tfw loco doesnt dream about you
▶ 004995 (39) No.2046031
STRONGER
LEG DAY MORE LIKE EASY
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2046032
Hi Drunky!
also I'm not an alien :c
▶ 004995 (39) No.2046034
AH
A
A
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
U
TELLIN
M
E
WE
SOMEKIND OF SEMENSINNI SQUAD?
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046035>>2046038 >>2046040
>>2046027
If you were someone's mother, will you beat your child, because he spilled soda?
▶ 171894 (1) No.2046036
that's just what an alien would say
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2046038
>>2046035
No!!
My parents used to beat me and it was LAME
so I wouldn't want to do that to my kid
▶ 351bd8 (4) No.2046039>>2046043
Sinni would you like to beat me
I'd let you
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2046040>>2046042 >>2046043
>>2046035
That's the most Russian thing I've ever seen on this board. The grammar mistakes only add to the hilarity
__
Hi Sinni
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046041
Seems like it's ok to beat your children in murrica
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046042>>2046044
>>2046040
> That's the most Russian thing I've ever seen on this board.
It's BC story.
> The grammar mistakes only add to the hilarity
Correct me, when i write something wrong
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2046043>>2046045
>>2046039
nah I don't like that kind of stuff.
>>2046040
Hi Drunky! How ya doin?
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2046044>>2046047
>>2046042
Colloquial "If you were a mom would you beat your kid for spilling soda?"
Formal "If you were somebody's mother, would you beat your child for spilling their soda?"
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2046045>>2046046
>>2046043
Did George say anything to you?
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2046046>>2046048
>>2046045
I'm confused, what? Was there something he was suppose to tell me
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2046048>>2046050
>>2046046
No.
In that case
I'm doing well. How are you?
▶ 026172 (1) No.2046049>>2046054
Today has been uneventful
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2046050>>2046051
>>2046048
I'm doing pretty great! With the love on my life >:) got a polygraph comin up to maybe get a good job, etc. etc.
How's the teachin been goin?
▶ 2f2213 (21) No.2046051>>2046055
>>2046050
>with the love on my life
Are you at Georges?
It's Spring Break
▶ bc744f (30) No.2046054
▶ 348c2f (23) No.2046055
>>2046051
not yet!!!
not until may qq
▶ 004995 (39) No.2046056
▶ 004995 (39) No.2046057
▶ 538286 (14) No.2046072
>>2046020
My dad has cancer, my sister doesn't live with my parents anymore, my brothers are lazy bums
I'm the only one who takes care of my parents, but once I start school I won't bother with them anymores