/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>2042672

Don't I have to have a vr setup or is it work on screen?

Kill everyday~

>>2042674

you can play with a keyboard and mouse

You just won't have arms

>>2042665

Don't worry I have made female characters before too

>>2042675

Wooooow

Now if only I didn't hate my voice id probably weeb it up there all the time

>>2042676

Press ctrl+w

>>2042677

I won't have arms or I won't be able to move them

>>2042678

Because you're a woman

oress the cyka button

>>2042682

You wont be able to move them

You can still use them mostly

>>2042680

no u

>>2042683

Mostly because the male counterpart was ugly in those scenarios

Nothing gay about RP'ing as a female

homicide is pretty alright

>>2042687

It is if you flirt with girls

What if you're flirting with girls rping as boys?

>>2042686

Should have been a cute girl

this lady was suckin' dick in vr while her irl husband watched from the corner

>>2042691

Reverse traps pretty much dont exist

>>2042692

>Reverse traps pretty much dont exist

Fujoshis do but they're more likely to hit on each other

>>2042692

People just pull that shit in the middle of public? Or do you join ERP rooms or how does it work?

>>2042691

i've done that. it's pretty hot. except when she starts talking about getting you pregnant. then it's weird as well as hot.

>>2042694

Everyone in that room was in our gang and it was invite only or friends plus

it was just a joke

not for real

Like I made a porno with the one on the left for fun

everyone watched from the screen outside

>>2042693

Horny traps are waaaayy more common

>>2042696

Oh right. Guess people who wants to e-fugg finds their own room

Your gang is a bunch of pussies?

>>2042690

not if you're a guy IRL

>>2042698

What do you mean ?

how are they pussies ?

>>2042699

They don't know what I am

>>2042700

Watching you make porn? They should join in

we know

>>2042702

We wouldn't all fight in the bath

>>2042701

poor guys

>>2042703

We'll know if these DNA reports ever come back

I have reason to suspect not everything is normal

>>2042708

do you have a little vagina hidden under your nutsack ?

>>2042709

Who is the 1 & 2?

>>2042704

acquire jacuzzi

>>2042712

number 1 is on /cow/ and number 2 is on /brit/

>>2042710

No but I'm told I was born with incomplete junk

>>2042681

Nothing happened

>>2042689

sonata~ what anime are you wathcing?

>>2042713

we have a deployable one.

>>2042715

weird

>>2042718

was VRchat originally made for weebs or was it just adopted heavily by them since you can walk around being any character you like?

>>2042718

I mean it was mentioned once when I was a small smol and I wouldn't have otherwise known but I wasn't premature or anything

>>2042714

What about other chats, how slow they are?>>2042716

Why you trying to cheat me?

>>2042719

it wasn't supposed to be this way

but it is now

>>2042721

>>2042719

It was made for a vr experience and not weebs

They got like 5mil in funding from valve i think for it

>>2042720

interesting

wank

>>2042724

> leftpol

Better dead than red

>>2042722

>>2042725

Oh well

>>2042726

Do it

>>2042727

yeah, that's the spirit.

>>2042728

More people play it

I don't think they care

>>2042728

Weebs are the world's greatest untapped energy source

imagine if you could control them

unlimited power

>>2042729

>>2042732

in this day and age?

who doesn't?

>>2042733

I want a gun to sleep with

>>2042732

As a commie, you should rub your dick on a lenin or sralin

>>2042728

>wanting another dude to wank

What are you, gay?

>>2042734

Join Azow than

wank

>>2042736

I only like it if they're wanking to me

>>2042737

do you yearn for simpler times

>>2042739

I'm honestly not sure if that's gayer or less gay

>>2042721

>>2042723

It closed my window >_<

>>2042738

do it

>>2042739

That's incredibly gay.

4 more months and I'll probably get a gaming rig.

Why does waiting suck so much?

>>2042740

Fuck no, life never were simple, but at least i like it now

>>2042741

Hehheheheheh

>>2042746

woke

what are we going to play together?

>>2042740

>>2042745

Well IDK about you but I think of myself as a girl so it's not gay at all

>>2042745

You first

>>2042749

well not I can wank to you guilt free

>>2042747

nice

I like your attitude

>>2042751

uh oh

I suck at MOBAs

>>2042730

I saw that dota2 had a VR option. Might get a headset once they're a bit cheaper

>>2042736

Would it be a problem if I was?

>>2042752

Soto doesn't seem to have any regrets

>>2042743

Don't support liberal Netflicks D:

-snugs-

im sad sonata, my dog finally passed away.

Thankfully I was there in during her last moments.

Something told me to leave late yesterday and I did, and that's when it happened...

>>2042747

ass

>>2042754

he's my idol

send nudes

>>2042753

Mobas in vr a probably trash

>>2042755

You

>>2042750

I already did.

>>2042753

Well no, I don't judge.

>>2042760

What's he saying?

>>2042759

I don't wanna play one out of VR

>>2042761

That was fast

>>2042755

The dog I got as a rescue puppy when I was like 6 lived to 13 or so but she had arthritis and bone tumors and at the end she couldn't get up to go to the vet to go to sleep so the tech came to our house and I got to hold her in the last few minutes

Still fucks me up when I think about it but she was so sweet and cute

>>2042762

Meet up, this is a cock named "Russich".As a usual russian patriot, Russich is seat near to toilet,embodying russia, and russan people - god selected nation

>>2042757

They are without VR too, so of course

>>2042761

thought so

>>2042763

You are not wrong.

>>2042765

:)

>>2042756

I don't have the good ones you'll have to ask him

>>2042769

yeah so why buy a headset for it ?

>>2042770

I need someone who can last longer

sorry kiddo

>>2042767

</3

thats very sad...

what breed was she?

>>2042768

Haha silly Russians

>>2042771

time to hit him up

>>2042776

aww

poor baby

have a (You)

>>2042769

So you are gay?

>>2042773

That's okay, you have your trap bf anyways.

>>2042779

you're not a trap though ?

wtf

>>2042775

А lot of fun news from North Zimbabwe, literally too much

>>2042772

Uhuh

>>2042773

I'll probably find something more interesting sometime, just mentioned dota since i saw it in my library recently

>>2042779

I don't think so. Nothing about masculinity or manliness is attractive to me anyway.

Could probably do a convincing trap tbh

>>2042780

Why are you owoing

>>2042781

I'm not your bf though ?

wtf

>>2042787

Then why did you want me to wank?

>>2042789

Date?

>>2042775

Part golden retriever, mostly mutt

Labrador or golden sized with silky soft puppy fur her whole life the color of pure clean sand

Extremely protective of me and my mom, we almost or did get sued once because she attacked another dog but it was the other dog's owner's fault 100% but I think we paid the vet bill anyway

My mom was walking her and my brother's Aussie, both on leashes because they would run off and get lost if they weren't, some other person with a yappy dog off leash just strolling along not a care in the world, was told to pick up her dog multiple times and in the end my mom had to pick Sandy up, who was considerably larger and heavier than this other little punk dog

But she wouldn't even bark at people

>>2042787

I'm not really sure how that would even work.

>>2042788

oh shit I forgot

>>2042788

I encourage masturbation, regardless of gender

>>2042794

you could try it out for science

>>2042795

I don't feel like installing that game

Also she caught a grouse once

Brought it home, smelling like blood and bird shit with her face and neck completely red and matted with bits of head and feathers in her fur

Wouldn't give it up until we all chased her down and took it away

Only time I've ever had fresh wild grouse

My dad cooked it because he didn't know what to do with this chicken sized pile of bird parts and stomach tubes but didn't want to just give the carcass back to her

She got some of the less edible organs in her dinner that night

assturbation makes you 17 times more like for ass cancer

>>2042793

I don't like fruit.

>>2042794

Haha woops, what an accident.

>>2042795

:puke:

>>2042802

fruits are better than straights

>>2042782

You like Zimbabwe now, nigger lover?

>>2042784

Wow I got pregnant just from looking at that!

>>2042792

Wow what a butthole... You should feed her dog rat poison in cheese.

My little munchkins would get attacked all the time when I was a kid, people never put leashes on their doggos.

But now since I'm older I wear heavy steel-toed boots whenever I walked them.

Awww I've never seen Golden Retriever, I always wanted to hug one...

>>2042797

Aww she was just showing off for you... or maybe she thought you were hungry :thinking:

>>2042802

Its a pretty common mistake.

>>2042796

No problem

>>2042799

Not really my thing

>>2042802

You do that a lot, might wanna get it checked out

>>2042804

What?

>>2042804

My family has had dogs my whole life, the one we had before I was born up to like 12 or 13 was a red golden retriever, sweetest softest boye

After Sandy died my brother's Aussie was diagnosed with depression so my dad got another golden rescue puppy mutt

She's a bit smaller, like a 2/3 size and the Aussie has left us for a while now but my cousin who I guess just lives with us now has a shitty little Pomeranian

I never knew how terrible small dogs were until I lived with that thing

So I guess we're a two dog family

Personally, I can barely remember to feed myself so I'm more suited for a bird or rodent than a dog but I don't have the space or money for either

>>2042803

Straight what

>>2042805

Yeah, people think I'm dating them accidentally all the time.

>>2042806

Sorry, I just don't like dates, apples, oranges, etc.

>>2042807

Things just need to stop being so gross tbh

me too

>>2042804

Also Goldens are basically bred for hugging because they're so social you should give it a try

It's why they're incredibly popular despite being basically guaranteed to develop fifteen cancers and severe arthritis after 10 years

Just enough to fall in love and rip a child's heart out

>>2042811

You know

Non-homosexuals

>>2042817

Best Yuru Yuris

>>2042811

I don't mind being a little gross.

>>2042814

oshikko

>>2042816

Oh, I was talking about actual fruit.

>>2042818

Whats wrong?

>>2042821

That's the joke

>>2042825

Is comp. shows the connection?

>>2042821

what's that mean?

>>2042823

I'd yuri nezi

>>2042828

Eurobeat and Hip Hop

>>2042833

i'll be the judge of that

>>2042832

Go in comp. audio/micro settings, probably you don't select a micro in your system

>>2042834

I'd ride a nezi and I'd make vroom vroom noises until I started giggling or moaning

>>2042836

Nightvale?

>>2042835

does this mean it's been selected

>>2042824

I don't get it

>>2042827

Pee

>>2042836

cucked

>>2042834

best 30 seconds of your life

>>2042840

nice

>>2042842

X files NPR

>Wish sees a crouching loli and immediately thinks of her peeing

A brilliant mind

Degenerate mind

>>2042839

Probably mean, yeah.Fuck, i don't know how to help you

piss inside them

>>2042847

NPR is National Public Radio, an American radio variety and news show

>>2042837

:3

where do i sign up

>>2042841

how can I feel proud of myself if I can't make you cum in under a minute~?

>>2042846

The fact that some people perceive certain things as "degenerate" only ends up making them hotter

This is why Abrahamic religion is allowed to exist

>>2042849

I don't usually do things like that these days, come to think of it unless someone begs

>>2042850

I'm not the one getting pregnant

not my problem

>>2042852

Buy me a train ticket to wherever you are and I'll show you

>>2042854

Same but that's not important

And no I haven't heard of that

>>2042855

I heard Kamuu stinks

its probably from all the piss

>>2042857

where do you live again? egypt?

>>2042859

North Carolina

Morning

>>2042863

my son

>>2042858

Kamuu's kawaii

He should post more

>>2042863

ay gurl how u

>>2042863

>>2042860

I see

>>2042865

Kawaii ?

I guess for a toilet he is

>>2042869

I like e-sluts

They help keep things from getting boring

If Kamuu hadn't done PeeRP with me we wouldn't have the meme

KAMUU PEE IN BUTT

>>2042871

What did u get triggered by specifically

>>2042871

Yeah, it's true

>>2042864

hi raggy

>>2042865

sleepy and sore

I had a dream where I was super very tired in it and it felt like I was drugged and I'd have parts in the dream where I'd almost lose the dream and like fall asleep

I was hanging out with my irl buddy and he had to go run somewhere for an errand and he asked if I wanted to come with and we got in this loaded van and I wennt and sat in the back and he sat in the middle and each layer had like people in it and so there was this girl in the back with me who was wearing like a brown leather jacket thing and wwe talked and she kept putting her hands on my shoulder and stuff and so we got kinda feely and talked about bs and then i got really sleepy and she was laughing at me because of it and then later in the dream we got to where we were going but they all leftme and that chick there at like some apartment and then I fell asleep on the couch and then my dream changed completely and I had a school setting type dream

whats up with you

>>2042870

Do you think he pissed on himself during ?

>>2042866

Hi scan I hope you're having a nice day

I oonly have enough time to smoke and get dressed and then I gotta go : (

>>2042867

Good morning hutzpa I hope you're having a good day :3

i miss tokai

Erp?

pshhh

let me know when you get into

PeeRp

>>2042880

Thanks buddy I will

my tummy is kinda hurting a bit

>peerp

FUCKING AMATEURS

PIPPCPRP

>>2042883

something you ate, maybe?

So when does the scat Erp start ?

Whos gonna do it ?

>>2042861

>$76

huh, that's surprisingly cheap

>>2042885

it's like this almost every mornign ;~:

>>2042886

>>2042878

It's night, and you tired me with your usual greeting.

>>2042892

say it back

>>2042894

People caught up with the mango would agree the Mei is the worst sister and also a supreme dumbass

>>2042876

Sounds like u almost had dream sex

Not much; just got done with cardio a while ago and still feeling pretty good from the endorphins

I quit weed btw

>>2042877

Probably not, but if he enjoys peeing on himself, that's fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>2042882

Idr at what point in the mango romance between Matsuri and Harumin started

I think it started in a special issue actually, so maybe there will be an OVA about it

>>2042886

How do you know it didn't already happen? It might just be secret still : ^ )

>>2042893

Her dog is having problems?

>>2042895

SAY IT BACK

>>2042896

It's been happening alot recently but usually I'm not like sleepy in my dream and it's a little more adventurous

>>2042899

Does it ever actually lead to dream sex?

Stuff like that happens to me more if I don't masturbate for a while

>>2042898

> they got their shit kicked in by the Russians

Bwhahahahhahahahah

>>2042897

DON'T SHOOT, I'M WITHOUT GUN

>>2042902

I'm the only Ukrainian that you know

>>2042896

It better not

>>2042900

usually yeah but it seems like it's more an after thought or like the closing part of the dream

the meat is more about the adventure and the flirting and stuff

Also I have tornadoes in my dreams alot so alot of times those are kind of a problem

>>2042901

nothin personnel kid

>>2042905

Wait, i first thought that was Bard reply, who the fuck are you?

>>2042910

That don't cancel my question

>>2042911

hey hey miss murder

>>2042903

Ohh, I hope she's okay

My childhood dog at my mom's house died recently but I hadn't seen him much in like ten years

>>2042906

/animus/ is lucky I'm so merciful and don't just unleash endless horrors upon it

>>2042907

Maybe it's a sign that u should go on more adventures IRL

>>2042911

-huggu-

>>2042911

hey bb

>>2042912

I'm a disease

>>2042914

I mean maybe

berhaps

I don't really feel the want to and alot of times the dreams are scary

but Idk man like the other dream I had I was at school and some kid stole my guitar and ran inside and when I went in everyone in the schoool was retarded and I had to interact with them to have them help me find the kid who stole my guitar and eventually he got away after I lost him after like 10 flights of stairs ochases whie he was throwing open lockers and throwing trashcans and shit

it's crazy in there

what do you dream about?

also gtg but brb

>>2042915

I'm in condom, we can go

>>2042916

I feel the want to but idk what to do exactly and there would probably be some kind of commitment involved

Hopefully the high energy that comes from quitting weed will point me in the right direction

>what do you dream about?

Oh, actually, last night I dreamed I blew up southwestern Africa somehow

Thanks for the reminder

>>2042917

> Laughing of someone on the streets

Such uncultured people

Wank Pee

>>2042920

>>2042922

What dis mean

>>2042924

You pee while jerking off

>>2042921

You don't know how weird is actually am i

Good fucking night

>>2042925

Have you done it? Somehow I'm not sure if it's possible

I think masturbating kind of does something that prevents you from peeing while doing it

>>2042927

Sleep well ^^

>boss says I could be first in line for a promotion if I stop fucking about so much

>I would need to stop fucking about so much

Decisions...

>>2042929

Fuck about with more stealth

>>2042930

You're a god damn genius, Ezio.

>>2042931

>>2042932

How quiet do you think I can be?

>>2042935

Well I think I know who you have in mind so let's say I was with her.

hey, how goes?

>>2042928

No, I don't like pee

>>2042937

It goes more swimmingly than this time yesterday. How're things with you?

The worst thing about starting lifting again when u haven't done it in a while is that u can't straighten ur arms easily the next day

I guess I could if I had gone less hard on myself or something

>>2042934

Maybe it would be easier to fuck about after getting the promotion, though :3

>>2042938

I thought u didn't tell lies on the internet anymore

Wish x Pee OTPee

>>2042940

-huggu-

>>2042941

An excellent point. The nuances are certainly something to consider.

I guess I'll just go back to doing my best and see how it goes.

>>2042941

u_u

gimme ni ni

i posting for attention ni ni

>>2042944

Now I just need to get a leash that's... 3000 miles long.

>>2042945

Ni-ni, DooP. I hope your sleep is restful.

>>2042941

I can't even remember the last time I fapped tbh

BINGO

>>2042939

things are good, killed my midterms this week.

>>2042954

Well I mean so long as you do a decent job hiding the evidence you'll probably be okay.

>>2042945

>>2042950

>>2042952

Get fukt idiot :^)

>>2042955

Oh shit, I did tell Lewds that I wanked.

Kill me

>>2042958

You don't want that. I would do very depraved things to your corpse.

>>2042959

Like what?

>>2042961

Put your naked body in a giant jack-in-the-box and leave you in the middle of a busy play park.

>>2042956

but it's in the grade book, what should I do?

>>2042963

Prepare yourself, Griddles; we're going on a killing spree.

>>2042964

lets do this.

WTB pet, 2g.

>>2042965

*Grids and Yams were subsequently killed in a shootout with about 30 armed police*

>>2042967

as opposed to unarmed police.

>>2042962

Sounds wonderful tbh

>>2042968

They could have been using invisible guns.

>>2042969

You're into some weird shit, Wish.

>>2042970

is that from yuyu hakusho?

also wouldn't they still technically be armed?

>>2042970

Don't kink shame me too

You know it's real when Amy says it.

goodnight friends

>>2042976

>>2042977

>>2042978

Lewd af!

>>2042979

>the lady who sung "Get Jinxed" is also the lady featured in "Gateways" by Dimmu

Well that was unexpected.

Jesus I'm hating these 12 hour days.

is gore allowed?