1161eb No.2032318
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord Edition
d249a4 No.2032322
If Jesus were alive today I'd fuck him
1161eb No.2032323
a09890 No.2032324
>>2032322
Dude, Jesus would fuck you
d819f7 No.2032325
>>2032310
No need to apologize, ya goober. I'm glad you had company. :3
I may sneak out early here in a minute.
>>2032312
If it ever happens, sure, I'll shoot ya an invite. I even have a venue in mind.
>>2032313
I guess it works for some people, and that's fine. My friend's sister is gay married and seems happy. I just don't know if it's for me. My ex-bf and I broke up because he wanted to get married and start a family and I was only in my 20s.
1161eb No.2032327
>>2032325
Bah bah bah bah that sounds like a good policy, gotta get out of it!
Monday!
aka
MOONday...
aka WEREWOLVES
af291c No.2032328
>>2032325
you don't have to do it now? but you have the option to do it down the line to show that you two are committed :)
2a401f No.2032329
Did they ever explain why Pearl has a third eye with no pupil?
f6d339 No.2032330
>reposting because I need answers
I can make websites and stuff. complex ones.
or Electron based apps. that's the stuff Discord is made of.
or Google Extensions.
what should I make? or learn?
1161eb No.2032332
Learn to make a website that kills facebook so I can kill myself.
It is only trap memes and cats keeping me afloat.
Kick the crutches kanra. DO IT.
f6d339 No.2032333
>>2032332
nothing is going to kill facebook.
though, whatever machine learning actually informs decisions about our preferences, might be neat. but that means taking a serious dive into data science and data analysis.
which I'd like to do eventually. but I got all this learnings for creating websiets and APIs and databases and whatnot. and I'd like to put it to use.
1161eb No.2032334
>>2032333
Certain figures/research/data has suggested that Facebook is in decline. But who knows. You can prove just about anything with numbers. Like 24601
79d374 No.2032335
Did I break Bard or does he do this a lot?
1161eb No.2032336
Bard is Bard is Bard.
He is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
f6d339 No.2032337
>>2032334
hm. gives me an idea. but idk. idk...
1161eb No.2032338
>>2032337
Why not run with that idea. Might be just a little fun brain game. Or it could be the foundation on which our civilization is torn down by the metallic, cold, mathmatical genocide of A.I.
af291c No.2032340
>>2032338
i like this pic
>>2032339
i like the girl you're posting... she feels better than pink girl
surprisingly, blue hair girl has grown on me.
1161eb No.2032341
>>2032340
zero two has been the light in this dark life since I watched/began watching Darling in the Franxxx. Trigger, man, they know how to hook me.
2369a2 No.2032342
>>2032340
You and Hu both 'eh?
Ichigo is cute, but Oni is best.
f6d339 No.2032343
>>2032338
it gives me a different idea. something like Gaia.
1161eb No.2032347
>>2032346
its in response to this... 1/2
2369a2 No.2032349
>>2032347
>>2032348
...this can't be real.
1161eb No.2032351
af291c No.2032352
>>2032341
the pics and gifs you people post
make me think it's like a new version of Eureka 7
>>2032342
huh? who and what? what do you mean?
1161eb No.2032353
>>2032352
Heh, was that a good show, ive hear of it...
f6d339 No.2032354
bleh. wasting not doing anything.
2369a2 No.2032355
We live in the timeline where Kim Kardashian dyed her hair pink to look like 02 from DitF.
2369a2 No.2032356
>>2032352
What? Luka, are you okay?
1161eb No.2032357
We live in a timeline where Anime girls rule the world.
2369a2 No.2032358
>>2032357
I am perfectly okay with this.
2a401f No.2032361
I regert to inform you all, that earlier today, Kim Kardashian ruined Zero Two
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf655uvFf0T/
1161eb No.2032363
>>2032358
>Born too young to explore the universe
>Born to late to explore the world
>Born just in time for the Waifu Wars in reality.
Nice.
1161eb No.2032364
2369a2 No.2032365
>>2032361
Nigga you late to the party.
>>2032363
502fb3 No.2032366
>>2032362
Yo what's crackin?^^
a09890 No.2032367
>>2032360
Masturbation is a murder?
2a401f No.2032368
2369a2 No.2032369
>>2032366
KF2 and anime girls, you?
af291c No.2032370
>>2032353
you should try it, it's a classic by now
>>2032356
Spec are you okay?
1161eb No.2032371
>>2032365
>>2032368
Atleast, if I die in my sleep tonight... I will die having witnessed the future.
>>2032370
Isnt there a pinko haired grill?
502fb3 No.2032372
>>2032369
What's kf?
i like anime girls :p
is you pink hair one of them from that gambling show or w/e?
1161eb No.2032373
Pink Haired girl is from Trigger Neon Genesis Evangelion.
2a401f No.2032374
I demand laws be enstated respecting waifu claiming and stating folders are only be made after an anime has finished airing
1161eb No.2032375
>demanding waifu laws
This is the Wild West.
The NEW Frontier.
Y'all reckon to bein' the sheriff 'round 'ere?
2369a2 No.2032376
>>2032370
No, but few are certified to treat what I have.
>>2032371
Hopefully you'll be reborn as the next great waifu.
>>2032372
Mmm... Killing Floor.
Gambling show? Kakegurui?
Nah, Oni/02 is from Darling in the FranXX.
f6d339 No.2032377
maybe I should make a blog.
2369a2 No.2032378
>>2032373
I think you mean Trigger Eureka 7 hon.
2a401f No.2032379
Cease your stereotypical american bigotry
Check your monarchaic colonial privelege, european savage
1161eb No.2032380
>>2032376
>>2032378
Ive never seen E7 soooooooooo I wouldnt have made that reference k e k
>reincarnated as a waifu
Christ, THIS IS MY NEW RELIGION.
JESUS CHRIST IS NO LONGER MY RELIGION, WAIFU IS NEW RELIGION NOW
2a401f No.2032381
>>2032378
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of that.
She and Anemone are pretty similar.
af291c No.2032382
>>2032371
yep
Eureka 7 is 1.0
DITF is like eureka 7 2.0
>>2032376
what do you have
1161eb No.2032383
HHOO EE Y'ALL BARKIN' UP THA WRONG CORN TREE THERE VARMINT,.
2369a2 No.2032384
>>2032380
You should give it a shot, it's good.
>>2032381
She's literally just a better, slightly less insane Anemone.
>>2032382
I got LukaFever, it's incurable.
1161eb No.2032386
>>2032384
I suppose I ought to, it'd fill the time between weekly episodes. Non binge watching is such a chore.
f6d339 No.2032387
2a401f No.2032388
I can't fucking believe they used a clip of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in the Oscars show honoring 90 years of cinema, and then snubbed Tobe Hooper and didn't give him an in memorium
2369a2 No.2032389
>>2032386
It really will. Especially since S1 for E7 is like 50 some odd eps, and then there's a movie (don't watch it it's trash) and then AO, which is hot garbage, but you'll still watch it because Mommy Eureka is fuckin' CUTE. And then LMAO the new movies are fucking ass. Like literally ass. Like press your eyeballs up against the hairiest, dirtiest rotting ass you can find and it's basically the same.
1161eb No.2032390
>>2032389
hahaha noted, crikey! onto the next anime!!!!
1161eb No.2032392
GIMME NI NI
IS TIME FOR NI NI
28a61c No.2032394
>>2032367
That's a good question.
I believe abortion is murder though.
That's why I'm pro-choice.
2a401f No.2032395
Anyone else ever get the urge to pin Luka down when they are sad and lonely and cover them in kisses?
28a61c No.2032397
>>2032395
Maybe not kisses, but yes.
2a401f No.2032398
>>2032397
I'm just asking for a friend btw
f6d339 No.2032400
>>2032395
if they really feel alone, I'd let them know that they're not, and I'd be there for them if they needed me. for whatever that's worth coming from me.
af291c No.2032401
2369a2 No.2032402
>>2032399
How's you Luka? Have you actually watched the show yet?
af291c No.2032405
>>2032402
its been maybe over 4 years since i've seen S1 of e7 and s2 of e7 is hazy blur i can barely recall i may have even missed a lot of eps, i didn't watch ao to completion because i got distracted
i've never seen a ep of Darling Frank. (yet) but im considering it....
9b6de2 No.2032408
The looka is not for rape
28a61c No.2032409
>>2032398
You have friends...?
7028bd No.2032411
tfw cuddling with your roommate
2a401f No.2032412
>>2032409
YOU KILLED THEM
YOU KILLED T HEM
YOU KILL ED TH EM
YO U KILLDE THEM
a09890 No.2032413
>>2032394
> I support abortion, because it's child killing, but i also against abortion, because it gives woman a freedom of choice
af291c No.2032414
>>2032410
what does it have to offer me?
28a61c No.2032415
>>2032412
Its your own fault
a09890 No.2032418
>>2032416
Huingo, mudarasina
af291c No.2032420
>>2032417
what are you up these days?
2369a2 No.2032421
>>2032414
This QT right here.
af291c No.2032422
>>2032421
that's a pretty pic
wallpaper level
2a401f No.2032423
>>2032420
Hunt: Showdown
Dead by Daylight
Rust
For Honor
Middle-Earth: Shadow of War
Pathfinder campaign and trying to find a DM to do an eastern style campaign for me and a friend.
7028bd No.2032425
dead by daylight is a s-stupid game
2a401f No.2032426
>>2032424
You hit tree with rock
Then you make spear
Then you hit more tree with rock
Then you hit big rock with rock
Then you pick hemp and get cloth
Then you make bow and arrows
Then you protecc yourself or attacc others until you can build a base
Then you get raided
2a401f No.2032428
>>2032425
SAYS CRYBABY FAGET BOI NEZI WHO CRIED THE WHOLE TIME WE PLAYED
af291c No.2032430
>>2032426
being raided sound scarey ;~;
i just like the mincraft parts
2a401f No.2032431
>>2032430
You'd probably like ARK better.
2a401f No.2032433
>>2032432
You wanna get chased and raped and hooked again, faggot crybaby boi?
af291c No.2032434
>>2032431
...o-oh
welll ummm... someone already got me rust on xmas... so no turning back now! >_<
2a401f No.2032435
>>2032434
Oh wow
How horrible of them
b04df6 No.2032437
OKAY FOLKS, CUE UP THE SILLY MUSIC
so, we're in PTR and i am talking to someone in my spawn about new girl brigitte, and someone on the other team blurts out "JUNKRAT IS NOT THE BRIGITTE COUNTER", and while not disagreeing with him out loud, i went Junkrat, so Gibraltor we're heading out to defend payload and they roll out 6 brigitte's, and first thing as soon as the game starts
>quintuple kill, team kill :l
i mean if that doesn't constitute a good counter im not sure what does, not saying he is THE counter in proper quickplay just like dont give me ideas like that bro
d5b974 No.2032439
>>2032437
trash mouse hard counters baguette
Everyone who plays on ptr knows this by now
502fb3 No.2032440
>>2032376
idk this stuff is beyond my scope of things honestly.
b04df6 No.2032441
>>2032439
for no limits sure, the other player might have been talking about quick play with only one brigitte but say that shit out loud homie
7028bd No.2032442
>trash mouse
excuse me it's SKILLRAT
e7a73b No.2032443
I saw trash mouse and thought we were talking about Twitch and got excited.
af291c No.2032444
b04df6 No.2032445
>>2032442
he did it too, he said the thing
"look at that skill holding down the mouse button" while conveniently forgetting about how i also dodged a sniper and aimed the little explodey balls
af291c No.2032446
e7a73b No.2032447
>>2032446
Isn't he just wonderful?
I have all his skins save for the midevil one.
b04df6 No.2032448
well the sniper was last game but he was there with me!
2a401f No.2032449
>>2032436
I'll try and play it with you tonight if you want.
af291c No.2032450
>>2032447
i only got him like a week ago
because i commited 3 non epic teir skins to a re-roll which gave me the new scientist epic skin with vial and stuff oh wait i think it's commando twitch?
i've only tried him once in the practice mode...
he seems interesting to use ._.
af291c No.2032451
>>2032449
if i have nothing on my plate lined up for tonight i'll message you that im bored :)
e7a73b No.2032452
>>2032450
He's not great early, but can shred people in an instant late game.
I usually go BF, Runnans, IE, Static, then Bork.
2a401f No.2032453
>>2032451
>being Luka's if I'm bored choice
brb killing self
7028bd No.2032455
>>2032444
it's just a random clip i saved from reddit because it's funny
7028bd No.2032456
why are 99% of furry comics about obese "bears"
shit's gross
b04df6 No.2032457
Nezi vs Squash, round 1, FIGHT
e7a73b No.2032458
I literally could not give less of a shit.
e7a73b No.2032460
What do you do if the haters dab back?
b04df6 No.2032461
you kill yourself and invoke your sacrificial mime powers
b04df6 No.2032462
like dab, point gun at head, mass homicide/suicide
d249a4 No.2032463
>>2032456
You're okay with them being furry, but the chubbiness is the gross part?
af291c No.2032464
>>2032453
;~;
*hugs*
i honestly dont know my future scedule for each day...
>>2032452
hmm...
bf
then plain boots?
then runaans/atkspd boots
then pick
then ie
then lifesteal?
af291c No.2032465
>>2032455
oh okay :)
kewl
i wanna play bridge ette
d5b974 No.2032466
>>2032441
I mean Brigitte is a front line tank/healer who wants to be in the middle of a team fight
Unless you just hit rally and you're at max armor, a few stray bombs kills you
e7a73b No.2032467
Whenever a chubby guy holds me I don't feel so anxious and I start to feel safe and relaxed.
>>2032464
LV.2 boots after IE and Runnans usually for me.
I don't build much lifesteal on him. If they have tank go bork. If you want to wipe backlines go static. Bork has good shred, but static has a burst to clear out people with less HP.
b04df6 No.2032468
Nezi is an established on the fence furry with the comics appealing to him with certain artists nothing new
7028bd No.2032469
>>2032463
yes
obesity is not sexy
>>2032465
i wanna play with you \^-^/
d249a4 No.2032470
>>2032469
But animals are sexy.
7028bd No.2032471
i'm not furry but I can appreciate the ideas/story and aesthetic of anthropomorphic furry characters that don't look very furry
>>2032470
ur sexy
b04df6 No.2032472
>>2032466
i just wanted the guy to deal with what he had said for a little bit, after that i was trying like mei and sombra vs her in no limits
b04df6 No.2032474
>>2032471
im just saying you post catboys and you posted that other furry comic a while ago with actual porn in it, not sure why anyone is surprised
af291c No.2032475
>>2032467
i was thinking pres the 3 autos atk rune thingy for 12% increase in dmg
cause the stacking poison thingy and E to trigger it?
ive only watched how they play from my times supportign them with my lulu
af291c No.2032476
>>2032469
same
i wanna support teh kewl nezi
but i'm not an uber pro ;~;
and i don't paly often enough, so i feel rusty
e7a73b No.2032477
>>2032475
Depends on what you like.
I take fleet foot when I need sustain, but I go press the attack if I have a support that has heals for me like Nami or Soraka.
Like I said he has really weak early game so you get harassed a lot. So whatever you feel helps you get to late game.
af291c No.2032479
>>2032477
yeah i was flip flopping between fleet and press
fleet give dat speed
but press give dat burst
pew pew
so bf first, so his stuffs scale off da 40AD right
and then mainly atk spd to chase them down with many many autos
gotcha ^_^
all that's left is to learn mechanics and timigns an stuff
like going invis! :O
af291c No.2032480
>>2032478
*pat pat*
i still liek teh spooky Yan!!! >_<
2a401f No.2032481
e7a73b No.2032482
>>2032479
I'm not the best, but you are free to spectate the game I'm about to be in.
2a401f No.2032483
>>2032480
>spooky
I... I am not...
I-I am super c-cute!
af291c No.2032484
>>2032482
in rito's "year in review" thingy riot suggest me to pick up twitch because their data suggested he similar to my play style
Thanks, maybe next time tho, cause im currently chugging thru like 20 youtube vids to free up some RAM on my PC lol
GLHF tho! ^_^
>>2032483
show me cute then! >_<
c8767b No.2032485
af291c No.2032487
>>2032486
;~;
there's blood in her eyes
c8767b No.2032491
>>2032486
Hey man, no problem :)
2a401f No.2032492
>>2032491
ur pretty cute urself
af291c No.2032493
>>2032490
i want the big motherly charcter with brown hair from that girls anime
d5b974 No.2032494
>>2032472
And I'm just saying how junkrat actually does counter Brigitte even in a real match
Her shield isn't big enough to keep all bombs out of her vicinity like Reinhardt so you're not protected from him and your melee range is in the danger rat zone
c8767b No.2032496
>>2032492
You're obviously fibbing.
b04df6 No.2032497
>>2032494
i usually do pretty well against reinhardts as junkrat too
2a401f No.2032498
>>2032496
To be honest when we started being nice to each other, I thought it would just involve having to constantly lie through my teeth and stroke your ego
But I actually don't have to and have started to vaguely enjoy chatting with you, which I have found pleasantly surprising.
b04df6 No.2032499
throw your mines over their shields so they detonate behind them blowing them forward then catch them with as many bombs as you can
e7a73b No.2032500
OW doesn't really seem like a game that's balanced for competitive play.
af291c No.2032501
>>2032495
:relaxed_emoji_face:
yeah~ *swoon* i want her
b04df6 No.2032502
>>2032500
i wont ever know till i get good
2a401f No.2032503
>>2032501
I have a few of them
e7a73b No.2032504
>>2032502
Just spam Genji until masters.
2a401f No.2032505
Kyle you play League
I wouldn't take your evaluation on "balanced for competitive play" very seriously given that.
e7a73b No.2032506
Do you see me saying LoL is balanced for competitive?
af291c No.2032507
>>2032503
she's me!
you_on the left in ur pic
2a401f No.2032508
If the shoe fits...
>>2032507
They're partners in the series I think.
It's because they're the tallest and shortest characters.
b04df6 No.2032509
>>2032504
im not even good at genji
e7a73b No.2032510
>>2032509
This stops people from playing him in ranked?
b04df6 No.2032511
>>2032510
i mean it stops me from making a fool of myself and getting a 10/4 k d
b04df6 No.2032513
mei is a really really good counter for a team of brig too if your team have some brig
b04df6 No.2032514
>>2032512
im terrible with genji, like sometimes i win 1v1 deuls with him yea but in team play its like "what is this retarded fucking ninja doing you arent helping with anything"
b04df6 No.2032515
list of Overwatch OR LoL characters you think pick their nose
af291c No.2032516
>>2032508
do you still make vrchat models?
c8767b No.2032517
>>2032498
Wait, what the heck? This got oddly deep.
I'm not really the classic cunty attention whore Wish or whatever anymore :3
2a401f No.2032518
>>2032516
I don't 'make' them but I can configure certain ones to make them usable.
>>2032517
Y-yeah well [insert classic tsundere lines here baka]
b04df6 No.2032519
wow what a humble reformation
af291c No.2032523
>>2032518
yeah, cause i have a buncha random mmd type stuffs?
and... i don't have blender stuffs or know how to lower their polygons and configure
ect.
i can only do upload and uh unity stuffs.. like uh dynamic bones for pretty flowing hair~
2a401f No.2032524
>>2032523
I don't work with MMD models.
3402be No.2032526
>>2032525
hello bard my sweet boy
438bac No.2032527
>>2032526
Hey guero what's up
af291c No.2032529
>>2032524
what is pmx file?
2926da No.2032530
spec phone in, I need to talk to you about the new houseki chapters
2a401f No.2032531
>>2032529
Polygon Model eXtended. It's the english description of the format used in Miku Miku Dance.
b04df6 No.2032532
roadhog is another REALLY fun hero to play against a big team of brigs, if you time your hooks good you can pull them up and help your team break them down and his ult is great for pushing shields when there is no DPS to hunt you down
b04df6 No.2032538
a very large cookie right now would be cool but for sure my body does not need that atm
2a401f No.2032541
>>2032540
Super Sabs!
Powerful enough to give a Squish even normal Sabs can't handle...
6ef16d No.2032543
>>2032541
Prepare to be squished!
b04df6 No.2032545
>>2032543
mercy needs to stop cosplaying and get back to overwatch so she can be unnerfed
ba0e13 No.2032546
>>2032545
vegeta never went super saiyan 3
438bac No.2032547
This just in Breaking news on some of the most popular and beloved posters of today
b04df6 No.2032549
>>2032546
good its a shitty form
did you know SSJ3 Goku could have killed fat buu in canon but didnt because "lol i dont wanna do it this time the kids need experience"
ba0e13 No.2032550
>>2032549
lol that's our toriyama
b04df6 No.2032551
not gonna lie i honestly wanted to see vegito make Jiren take a nap but no they go with this ultra instinct shit and introduce another potara fusion we already dont care about
ba0e13 No.2032554
at least gogeta is gone forever
438bac No.2032555
>>2032554
genuinely dissapointed we didnt get to see him
af291c No.2032556
b04df6 No.2032557
id take gogeta over super saiyan blue vegeta sparkle eyes mc prince the saiyan man
and did you see android 17 pull a D.va before he died?
af291c No.2032559
438bac No.2032560
>>2032558
you think they're gonna come up with another season of super next year?
ba0e13 No.2032561
>>2032559
ded
>>2032560
let me answer your question with a question
are they making money?
438bac No.2032562
>>2032561
I hope s o
I'm not really into it but my friend loves dragonball and I want it to keep going so he ha something to look forward to
ba0e13 No.2032564
>>2032562
>>2032563
back in a minute
I hunger
af291c No.2032567
>>2032566
:D
today is meatbal monday sub!
edb9b7 No.2032571
9cb374 No.2032572
>>2032571
Hello wish pee girl.
2a401f No.2032573
>>2032569
I came a little on my feet earlier and licked it up.
Thought you'd want to know.
>>2032570
uruugglh
edb9b7 No.2032575
9cb374 No.2032576
>>2032573
Okay.
>>2032575
I'm alright. Just woke up from a great 11 hour sleep.
edb9b7 No.2032577
>>2032576
o wow
big sleep
whatre you gonna do today ?
b04df6 No.2032580
>>2032578
i would have watched that show
9cb374 No.2032581
>>2032577
I am catching up on some tv shows, tinkering with some things and later probably go for some exercise.
c8767b No.2032583
>>2032582
Sorry for randomly disappearing earlier, babe
2a401f No.2032584
>>2032583
It's fine. I know you actually have a life.
c8767b No.2032585
>>2032584
This is sarcasm.
2a401f No.2032586
>>2032585
You really think I'd bully you like that?
I'm hurt.
c8767b No.2032587
>>2032586
Well yeah, kinda...
c8767b No.2032589
>>2032588
I ended up getting distracted by my friends, pls forgib
c8767b No.2032591
>>2032590
Are you going to get smokes and milk?
2a401f No.2032595
Summon back Wish with your Dutch Sorcery
2f57bc No.2032600
it's just you and me now bard teehee
4d8295 No.2032609
>>2032608
Good evening Bard.
Feeling any better?
438bac No.2032610
>>2032609
I'm tired
today was looong and I rolled with my brother before work
tired but not sleepy ;~;
you have any nice dreams when you sleep?
4d8295 No.2032611
>>2032610
Chill a bit, then sleep~
Nah, I never dream
438bac No.2032612
>>2032611
You should try it sometime
4d8295 No.2032613
>>2032612
Outside my control
438bac No.2032614
>>2032613
eat chocolate before bed : 3
e907c5 No.2032616
438bac No.2032619
>>2032616
Good evening armored how are you doing tonight?
e907c5 No.2032620
>>2032619
Pretty good its really late so I'
m going to get to bed soon.
>>2032615
Hi Safrole
438bac No.2032622
>>2032620
Thanks for dropping in I hope when you get off to bed you have sweet dreams : 3
If you're ever bored it's usually a little more busy around here
aeeecb No.2032623
>>2032618
hoes it going bard ^^
>>2032620
hi nice funny picture
438bac No.2032624
>>2032623
am playing a fun new kicckstarter rpg kingdome come deliverance set in the czech republic
what are you up to tonight my mans
e907c5 No.2032625
>>2032622
Thanks i will! Have a good day buddy.
>>2032623
Ty, have another one
438bac No.2032626
The ‘steamed hams’ interrogation scene in particular is a densely-written masterpiece. Look at the script:
SKINNER
Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
CHALMERS
I thought we were having steamed clams.
SKINNER
D’oh, no. I said steamed hams.
That’s what I call hamburgers.
CHALMERS
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
SKINNER
Yes. It’s a regional dialect.
CHALMERS
Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
SKINNER
Uh, upstate New York.
CHALMERS
Really.
Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.“
SKINNER
Oh, not in Utica. No.
It’s an Albany expression.
CHALMERS
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
SKINNER
Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
CHALMERS
For steamed hams.
SKINNER
Yes.
CHALMERS
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
To his credit, Skinner does a decent job here at fending off Chalmer’s queries. Chalmers isn’t buying it for a second of course, Skinner’s charade is woefully transparent, but the deception doesn’t completely fall apart until the very last line. There’s no contradiction in what Skinner has said (apart from the clams v. hams discrepancy which he addressed directly) until the point at which Chalmers points out that steaming is a different process to grilling.
2f57bc No.2032629
438bac No.2032632
where are all the powerposters
2f57bc No.2032643
4d8295 No.2032646