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File: 747a1eb060f0040⋯.jpg (31.07 KB, 470x470, 1:1, 1519724726137.jpg)

d36225 No.2029710

ill make a thread

and bard wont see it

bdf6a7 No.2029715

File: 0259a53c77307d5⋯.png (616.3 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, 1500833519001.png)

>>2029703

You are


00df6c No.2029716

You stole my image.


76ef4a No.2029717

File: 1f9614e68803ffe⋯.jpg (88.72 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 20.jpg)

Everyone below this post is Bard

>>2029712

It is and I still play them. Am I that easily forgettable? .... Don't answer that.


298d23 No.2029719

File: 879f5a1165133d9⋯.jpg (19.6 KB, 256x209, 256:209, 1369103470057.jpg)

wow was it that fast


d9f643 No.2029721

>>2029713

its quite old


1ab75a No.2029722

File: de8c1e254ac83cc⋯.jpg (83.82 KB, 800x600, 4:3, hatsune miku00303.jpg)

New thread post


c17c99 No.2029723

File: f3bfe3cb0560b2b⋯.png (73.17 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


00df6c No.2029724

File: ca91286a0388bf4⋯.jpg (21.77 KB, 145x215, 29:43, gzdfgfzdg.jpg)

>>2029717

Rad. I'm glad they have a good home.

I couldn't remember if it was you or Shorty I sent them too.

It's hard to find people who like old games like I do.


c17c99 No.2029726

File: 42e3a28773225b1⋯.jpg (824.57 KB, 1081x1601, 1081:1601, 1518909893760.jpg)

>>2029715

Girls suck ass


275180 No.2029727

posting in a bard free thread


d36225 No.2029728

File: e1720033803e172⋯.png (206.44 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1517858084673.png)


298d23 No.2029729

File: 9e237e990286944⋯.jpg (16.4 KB, 158x222, 79:111, 1370015497285.jpg)

does brad have moogs filtered?

lol that's rich

i love brad so much


bdf6a7 No.2029731

File: a29543ff8ad9ee6⋯.jpg (187.12 KB, 782x1000, 391:500, 1500834154001.jpg)

>>2029726

That's why you need one


a8b229 No.2029732

File: 517b8b207e64a0c⋯.jpg (31.04 KB, 316x319, 316:319, kill me.jpg)

>>2029726

Oh Thanks


76ef4a No.2029733

File: 00265b53d547d2f⋯.jpg (69.4 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 10.jpg)

>>2029724

I grew up with a NES and an Atari despite being a couple years out of their golden-era, so that shit is nostalgic for me. I remember being way too psyched to open the envelope you sent.

>>2029718

You already saw most of the good stuff then. Have you seen a lot of Tarantino stuff? Because if not I'm forcing my must-watch list down your throat


a8b229 No.2029734

File: 6b57b05dbb3d4b2⋯.png (40.24 KB, 170x229, 170:229, 000037.png)

>>2029729

Mugen is fucking retarded

If I waned to talk to a self mutilating furry I'd go talk to the meth addicts who live in the trailer parks downtown


c17c99 No.2029735

File: 157ddabba0f9e1a⋯.png (341.89 KB, 619x700, 619:700, 157ddabba0f9e1a91938e90d51….png)

>>2029731

I'm gonna keep turning them down instead.

>>2029732

np

50gp pls


76ef4a No.2029736

GEORGE IS FOR ROUGH SEX NOT FOR BULLY


1ab75a No.2029737

File: d2ff752c955266f⋯.jpg (106.25 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, hatsune miku00114.jpg)

>>2029726

Only some girls

I dont


00df6c No.2029738

File: dd67558616ae233⋯.gif (8.11 KB, 205x238, 205:238, 6.gif)

>>2029733

NES is great, but a bitch to collect for. I got a USB controller and a no intro ROM set and play that way.


d36225 No.2029739

File: 32c71027737c74d⋯.png (486.99 KB, 753x600, 251:200, 32c71027737c74d8d5cd5cea8a….png)

bard is mad i cucked him


a8b229 No.2029740

File: 7a7c17bc3ac9f96⋯.jpg (397.73 KB, 1531x2147, 1531:2147, Shizune Sexy.jpg)

>>2029735

s-sorry I don't have any money

maybe I could pay you some other way


1ab75a No.2029741

File: 44ed371ec8b9b0c⋯.jpg (97.89 KB, 531x752, 531:752, hatsune miku00271.jpg)

>>2029733

yeah I've seen a lot of Tarantino stuff

Him and Del Toro


bdf6a7 No.2029742

File: 72100dc478566a4⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, 1500747174001.png)

>>2029735

>he takes 50gp for servicing a man

WHORE!


76ef4a No.2029743

File: 6644a63c862dfe1⋯.jpg (41.83 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 64.jpg)

>>2029738

I emulate most of my NES stuff because you're right, collecting sucks. Everyone held on to everything good, and now even the reject games are being bought up because of the hipster revival. It sucks, man.

>tfw I'll never own a brand new copy of Final Fantasy and have to settle for the shitty mobile port.

>>2029741

Good. I don't have to condescendingly chastise you as if my opinion actually mattered.

What's your favorite Tarantino movie?


c17c99 No.2029744

File: 9f8cd87a39c2a8b⋯.jpg (19.44 KB, 444x250, 222:125, C5sayhjUYAAx-zS.jpg)

>>2029737

Yeah but you're also not a girl so

>>2029740

No I need my money

or else i'm gonna have to break your legs

>>2029742

i'm not gay but 50gp is 50gp


00df6c No.2029745

File: 3b083ca1ba39452⋯.gif (8.85 KB, 180x237, 60:79, 4436.gif)

>>2029743

Want one?

It's not too hard to get.


298d23 No.2029746

File: 658a7e8f2aa96c6⋯.jpg (77.58 KB, 619x508, 619:508, disappoint.jpg)

>>2029734

lol moogs is really frustrating to get mad at though

he takes shit in stride pretty well


00df6c No.2029747


a8b229 No.2029748

File: eff6624fa7be410⋯.png (386.4 KB, 814x859, 814:859, alldosecolors.png)

>>2029744

My legs are all I'vegot left............


bdf6a7 No.2029749

File: 82fc2f6803c0659⋯.png (465.2 KB, 700x882, 50:63, 1500835312001.png)

>>2029744

>I'm not gay

>>2029682

riiiight


1ab75a No.2029750

File: e9a38d99680c721⋯.jpg (175.07 KB, 850x850, 1:1, hatsune miku00550.jpg)

>>2029743

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I dunno

A lot of his works are still on my watch list but everything I've seen is great


c17c99 No.2029751

File: 0222a6ea07d8a0c⋯.jpg (297.27 KB, 709x999, 709:999, sample-edeaea41c7c4ecfb67e….jpg)

>>2029747

I'm buying it

>>2029748

I don't care


a8b229 No.2029752

File: 0174ea52d7b153c⋯.jpg (73.07 KB, 813x621, 271:207, Rin Sky.jpg)

>>2029746

He fucking started it man

just a bunch of retard shit that stacks up over the years

It's why I hate furries actually


76ef4a No.2029753

File: 519322a66f96e48⋯.jpg (75.67 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 33.jpg)

>>2029745

No, no, no. I'm aware that copies exist on Ebay for cheap and whatnot, but I've been a sucker for Final Fantasy since I was a wee lad, and I've wanted one in mint-condition, box, manual and all, and those are a few hundred minimum. I just found out I'm gonna be a dad in eight months, so I don't have any scrap to blow.

>>2029750

If you haven't seen Pulp Fiction, do it.


a8b229 No.2029754

File: 0513c5cd3bcaae6⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 200x200, 1:1, drugs.gif)

>>2029749

Help

Ban's going to break my legs


c17c99 No.2029755

File: c3d135ee73d3b18⋯.jpg (67.21 KB, 784x1000, 98:125, a5985564bfd328f94dfbb44180….jpg)

>>2029749

They were a girl when it happened so its not gay.


1ab75a No.2029756

File: 597df59980fe2a6⋯.jpg (319.98 KB, 850x1097, 850:1097, hatsune miku00453.jpg)

>>2029744

Are you sure about that?


00df6c No.2029757

File: cc8c25741197f60⋯.jpg (11.21 KB, 128x144, 8:9, 7.jpg)

>>2029751

Cock.

>>2029753

>Dad

It weird me out when posters show signs of being actual people with lives.

I get to be an honorary uncle right?


d36225 No.2029758

File: f831650187b2f9b⋯.jpg (102.02 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 1519073398160.jpg)

i have no idea what i did lol. im doing my physics homework


298d23 No.2029759

File: 5ce565f56800f7a⋯.png (245.63 KB, 428x638, 214:319, Screenshot - 2_8_2014 , 12….png)

>>2029752

the nice thing about this board is

you know what

i support you

moog's ego is a little too big

FUCKING ANIMALS IS NOT ALRIGHT


c17c99 No.2029760

File: 6dce2144abc4611⋯.jpg (86.09 KB, 600x696, 25:29, 6dce2144abc4611ad02dda7cc8….jpg)


76ef4a No.2029761

File: 70bff7bd1eea6a7⋯.jpg (41.93 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 60.jpg)

>>2029757

As honorary as any non-family uncle is.

Yeah, since I disappeared a couple years ago, I married my best friend, who I'd been on and off with for years, started working as a high school teacher last August and now am on my way to being a parent.

When I first met you fuckers I was still a homeless alcoholic.

How time changes things.


bdf6a7 No.2029762

File: 94e510d45830dd2⋯.jpg (919.9 KB, 1080x1532, 270:383, 1500832591001.jpg)

>>2029754

Cut his off first

>>2029755

He was, and always will be, a guy


a8b229 No.2029763

File: 9ae29badd839ed4⋯.gif (74.87 KB, 305x281, 305:281, izpartytiem.gif)

>>2029759

This is niggys fault


c17c99 No.2029764

File: fbcc10da510508d⋯.png (507.68 KB, 780x563, 780:563, c8835bef59e7d11b6b6b8f29a6….png)

>>2029762

Thats not what I was told

why would someone lie to me about that ?


00df6c No.2029765

File: 8a53b7fd6a18282⋯.gif (11.04 KB, 173x180, 173:180, dfhhn.gif)

>>2029761

It's good to see you doing well in life, man.

Feels like it's been ages. Guess time flies.


1ab75a No.2029766

File: 7a4f21206abc98a⋯.jpg (873.95 KB, 1500x2000, 3:4, hatsune miku00445.jpg)

>>2029753

I've seen Pulp Fiction, inglorious basterds, Kill Bill, the hateful 8, from dusk til dawn


298d23 No.2029767

File: 6da5f4200c3b28a⋯.jpg (117.88 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1368969765906.jpg)

>>2029763

what is?

moogs is cool though if you talk to him

he's not some evil monster


76ef4a No.2029768

We really need a return to form with the sharpie-in-pooper gender verification system.


76ef4a No.2029769

moogs a cute irl


a8b229 No.2029770

File: 77c9bfff39f0b5c⋯.png (197.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, bitchaintgotshitonme.png)

>>2029762

uhh

actually I'm a girl


bdf6a7 No.2029771

File: 4db0483475c5925⋯.jpg (490.5 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, 1500834228001.jpg)

>>2029764

faggots lie all the time, especially if they're after your dick


00df6c No.2029772

You can't take him out in public though.

The things he says and the things he wears.


20c515 No.2029773

File: 36f9f3d6d6a6c8d⋯.jpg (100.77 KB, 720x552, 30:23, bart moogs meme.jpg)


298d23 No.2029774

>>2029772

what does he wear


00df6c No.2029775

File: b68eddd93393376⋯.jpg (42.2 KB, 634x634, 1:1, 3BDA240A00000578-4089052-i….jpg)


d36225 No.2029776

File: d2edef2b8c5bfc0⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 1519834028714.gif)

>>2029773

fuck they're onto me


1ab75a No.2029777

File: 4671e31ea2eb152⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, hatsune miku00432.png)


00df6c No.2029778

File: 7b19c9a076763f4⋯.jpg (313.45 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 63603070259044858087480140….jpg)

>>2029774

This is a pic I took of him when we went walking.


bdf6a7 No.2029779

File: 38efc5c6b5899e2⋯.jpg (160.77 KB, 714x999, 238:333, 1500729919001.jpg)

>>2029770

Nah, you aren't


76ef4a No.2029780

File: 47cd1c3fafa52a6⋯.jpg (47.49 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 44.jpg)

>>2029765

>doing well

This isn't what I thought was for me. I expected to be punkrock4lyfe and die at 22 from cirrhosis in a scummy alley somewhere in a small mountain town. I thought my life was meant for aimless ambitions, recreational substance abuse and being holier-than-thou because I didn't "Conform to societies standards."

And now I'm a white-collar suburban husband.

I don't know whether I did something right or my life is over, but I guess I'm not dead in an alley.

I don't wanna talk about me. Tell me how Squash has been.


c17c99 No.2029781

File: 1ba815d3a3edc03⋯.jpg (301.26 KB, 723x1102, 723:1102, 44d03e07c3093ebcfe53417e94….jpg)

>>2029771

I hope more people start lying to me then.

>>2029777

same


a8b229 No.2029782

File: 2927cb768207f1b⋯.jpg (29.87 KB, 307x380, 307:380, Miki.jpg)

>>2029767

I hate him because when I tried posting in the furry threads he told me to get the fuck out but when I told the furries to get the fuck out he flipped shit

I also hate him because of his shit he was always public posting with Ghostie

Literally eveyone here's just a person I mean dude Blood chan probably does the same shit you and I do but I have never been able to get any sense of getting even with either of them and so I will hate them until I do or until they or myself leaves or dies


bdf6a7 No.2029783

File: d817a5de3cce536⋯.jpg (481.19 KB, 650x910, 5:7, 1500835453001.jpg)


298d23 No.2029784

File: 495751051cc2179⋯.jpg (34.84 KB, 413x547, 413:547, 1370511767081.jpg)

bum sheek


76ef4a No.2029785

>>2029781

I'm a girl


c17c99 No.2029786

File: 5a3d46b26bc070f⋯.png (351.5 KB, 700x750, 14:15, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….png)

>>2029783

idk about that

>>2029785

I honestly can't tell what your goblin looking ass is

you could be


a8b229 No.2029787

File: 9c5b41a0764125c⋯.jpg (25.69 KB, 617x618, 617:618, 22886185_361788330928658_7….jpg)

>>2029779

did you just

question my gender...........


76ef4a No.2029788

>>2029786

You haven't seen me irl, or you would know immediately how you wanted your sex.


bdf6a7 No.2029789

File: f2c402e334cd7aa⋯.jpg (129.8 KB, 850x626, 425:313, 1500835250001.jpg)

>>2029786

>want to sex many more people

>not a slut

you can only pick one

>>2029787

Yeah I did, what are you gonna do about it my favourite cocksock?


298d23 No.2029790

File: 69fe3016b8e8135⋯.jpg (85.49 KB, 379x672, 379:672, manaresize.jpg)

>>2029782

>he was always public posting with Ghostie

whoa i didn't know about this. ghosters is terrible


c17c99 No.2029791

File: 22c781eb9fd9048⋯.jpg (111.56 KB, 850x1158, 425:579, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

You know they have a Flat Earth convention ?


00df6c No.2029792

File: 3f54342cb26fa14⋯.png (145.01 KB, 384x416, 12:13, dgdfg.png)

>>2029780

Well, I'm an emotional mess and a whore who activly tries to piss people off because it fills what little time I have outside of work.

Though lately I've kind of mellowed and try to just get along with people because I feel like I'm losing the few friends I have left. But I moved home and hang out with my old friend from school here at our house all day so it is nice to have that.

I have to go get looked at by a doctor soon, but I'm making enough money and with fewer costs so I can save and invest in myself. It's actually put my life in balance so I don't feel so destitute. I miss the south, but I'm taking shit as it comes.

I'm not happy, but like, I'm content for now. And I'm sure I'll be getting there. I've taken a lot for granted and I just want to make sure I don't do that with people or things.


1ab75a No.2029793

File: 309fc93981df1cb⋯.jpg (115.97 KB, 744x1050, 124:175, hatsune miku00562.jpg)

>>2029781

But I am


a8b229 No.2029794

File: f67ba1d4a2bfa2f⋯.png (868.77 KB, 1447x1079, 1447:1079, XC8Ho7K.png)

>>2029790

I will never forgive him for toying with my fragile heart


d36225 No.2029795

File: 90a93e202b41bed⋯.gif (3.75 MB, 280x302, 140:151, 1519736695746.gif)

ghostie is like several other trannies i have chased. i am sorry

i had to cum


48b702 No.2029796

File: 4bbf196f3ca28f0⋯.png (331.91 KB, 509x637, 509:637, 0b9ecdeefddb1a1aee6da4941b….png)

>oh boy time to relax with some comfy posting at gigantic faggots before slee- oh it's the sabbath, how do I keep forgetting


00df6c No.2029797

A Ghost load.


a8b229 No.2029798

File: 8919a33dde22a96⋯.jpg (12.56 KB, 327x328, 327:328, yawn.jpg)

>>2029789

oh god you werent supposed to say anything about that.........


298d23 No.2029799

File: af908b3a72a3bf6⋯.jpg (34.3 KB, 500x335, 100:67, 1368971830750.jpg)

>>2029794

who ghosters or moogs?

honestly you should not be in contact with ghosters because he is legit retarded


c17c99 No.2029800

File: 7bc1d9d89438493⋯.jpg (92.93 KB, 750x861, 250:287, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

>>2029788

Medium rare please

>>2029789

I never said I was going to sex them

i just wanted the attention

👌

>>2029793

Post your female balls


298d23 No.2029801

File: 658a7e8f2aa96c6⋯.jpg (77.58 KB, 619x508, 619:508, disappoint.jpg)

>>2029795

tisk tisk


1ab75a No.2029802

File: b7f81c44498cd8d⋯.png (366 KB, 583x776, 583:776, hatsune miku00171.png)


c17c99 No.2029803

File: c384bc6e939c3d1⋯.jpg (90.22 KB, 850x927, 850:927, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

>>2029802

Feminine nutsack


a8b229 No.2029804

File: 8919a33dde22a96⋯.jpg (12.56 KB, 327x328, 327:328, yawn.jpg)

>>2029799

obvs ghostie

like hell dude I've flirted with half the thread for the past 5 years and e fucked at least half that and its nothing

but once somone pulls some cupcake shit and tells you day after day on steam how much they love you you kind of think theres a reason for it


76ef4a No.2029805

File: 34158ae93bffd43⋯.jpg (63.63 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 16.jpg)

>>2029792

>I want to talk about Squash

>Actually talks about Squash

Dude, you're a breath of fresh air. Don't worry about being an emotional mess. Most of us are. I spend more nights sneaking outside to chain smoke than I spend in bed with my wife because lol anxiety. You're definitely not alone there. And don't you ever stop pissing people off. Incite that anger and remind those worthless fucks that they're alive.

You moved home? To where, exactly? And what the fuck is there to miss in the south? The only good thing that ever came out of the south was Cajun cooking and most of Louisiana in general.

What's the call for the doc visit?

Take me for granted all you want baby. I won't take it personally.

>>2029796

>Be squids

>Australiaran

>Walking down sidewalk

>Drop bear falls on head, get scratched the fuck up

>It's cool tho, Aussie healthcare

>Go to hospital

>Seen in ten minutes, out in fifteen

>$30AUS bill

>Life in Aussie is sweet

>Go to the beach for a relaxing swim

>Stung by box jellyfish

>NBD, the lifeguards are actually trained here

>Administered Anti-venom

>Decide he's had enough for one day

>Go home

>Mother raped by Abbos

>Just another day in the life.


00df6c No.2029806

File: 3f54342cb26fa14⋯.png (145.01 KB, 384x416, 12:13, dgdfg.png)

>Only E-fucking

Get on my level.

I've ACTUALLY fucked half the threads.


a8b229 No.2029807

File: e6b2fa9eb27f388⋯.png (541.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2029803

>Fem Nuts


76ef4a No.2029808

>Tfw Squash hasn't fucked you.


a8b229 No.2029809

File: 72dfa6172e27fae⋯.png (106.06 KB, 280x300, 14:15, aQtpoF4.png)

>>2029806

The Man

The Myth

The Legend


bdf6a7 No.2029810

File: b59d397e0de5a12⋯.png (1.34 MB, 2000x2500, 4:5, 1500890555001.png)

>>2029798

Sorry cutiepie~

>>2029800

You wanted them to give your dick some of their attention, yeah!


c17c99 No.2029811

File: d451cf3ccd0a743⋯.jpg (519.83 KB, 701x1000, 701:1000, 4e6447b43997959f01d09ba57e….jpg)

>>2029810

I don't actually need more of that

It would annoy me if people bothered me


1167c3 No.2029812

File: 5358d56dfdf5354⋯.jpg (57.84 KB, 960x540, 16:9, .jpg)

Why so many posts?


298d23 No.2029813

File: 0f35f4f1b5e60e0⋯.png (35.96 KB, 411x542, 411:542, casperresize.png)

>>2029804

>>2029804

whoa i don't know about that

cuppers never really talks to past a few replies


a8b229 No.2029814

File: 6779b6d3934a7d9⋯.jpg (10.22 KB, 329x237, 329:237, WX801BA.jpg)

>>2029812

probably because I'm here


a8b229 No.2029815

File: 9c25a36db4ae928⋯.png (150.07 KB, 306x292, 153:146, smug.png)

>>2029813

who else can I talk shit on while I'm at it


298d23 No.2029816

File: 6da5f4200c3b28a⋯.jpg (117.88 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1368969765906.jpg)

>tfw no duck named after you


00df6c No.2029817

File: 3f54342cb26fa14⋯.png (145.01 KB, 384x416, 12:13, dgdfg.png)

>>2029805

I just find it hard to cope with how far my friends are from me.

It wasn't so bad when you were all just internet people, but actually meeting and living with some of you makes it hard to separate that anymore.

Back in Alabama I was living with Snuffles in 2015 and last year. I've moved like 11 times in 5 years now, and it really takes the wind out of your sails. Alambama was just so rustic outside of the city, but the city became a familiar haven to go to. I'm from small town MO so you can imagine it was wild for me to move to the foot hills near Huntsville.

I was on the farm and got to just be out in the world. I think it really helped me turn into someone that can kind of make his way. And I miss Snuffles and his husband. Two of my closest friends now. Also the first place I've really made friends in real life after I got out of school. And I miss them a lot. I had an actual life.

And I just have a lot wrong with me. My hip goes out sometimes, I sleep so little, and I can't eat much without getting sick as a dog.

Talking is kind of cathartic so I appreciate when people actually want to listen to me ramble like this. It's introspective.

>>2029808

Give it time.

I'll make it to you eventually~!

>>2029809

See above reply.


298d23 No.2029818

File: 191b9c561eaec0d⋯.jpg (16.85 KB, 164x256, 41:64, 1393242879817.jpg)

>>2029815

the floor is yours lol

i won't stop you


00df6c No.2029819

You made fun of my ducks dying.

I'll name a bowl of hummus after you.


298d23 No.2029820

File: b83c5d28797e37f⋯.jpg (20.79 KB, 395x564, 395:564, 1370688420829.jpg)

well to my credit, your ducks kept dying


a8b229 No.2029821

File: 813ee01dab46a98⋯.jpg (611.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Tomoko Kuroki (2116).jpg)

>>2029817

o-oh god


00df6c No.2029822

So do your cats.


00df6c No.2029823

File: f08c52dcd2cf7c5⋯.jpg (41.69 KB, 540x400, 27:20, hansen_story_2.jpg)


48b702 No.2029824

>>2029805

I nice try but I ain't a queenslander


ef4924 No.2029825

-has a bottle of chocolate milk clutched to his chest protectively. He casts nervous glances around the room as he searches for a safe place to hide it. Has heard tale of awful people who pour it down sinks- :<


298d23 No.2029826

File: 5ce565f56800f7a⋯.png (245.63 KB, 428x638, 214:319, Screenshot - 2_8_2014 , 12….png)

are you talking about mine? i had one that like died from old age


20c515 No.2029827

File: d21ee0be5fbfebc⋯.png (148.89 KB, 292x345, 292:345, Matsuri 104.png)

Lol everything just keeps dying, lmao

Fucking Life, are you even trying?


1167c3 No.2029828

File: fb208d74a633fe1⋯.jpg (83.44 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, .jpg)

>>2029814

So you're communication catalyzer?


20c515 No.2029829

File: 7fe37c4b7869c8f⋯.png (100.54 KB, 294x375, 98:125, Matsuri 4.png)

>>2029825

U should refrigerate it


298d23 No.2029830

the other two are doing great. thanks for reminding me of their mom dying


00df6c No.2029831

File: 3f54342cb26fa14⋯.png (145.01 KB, 384x416, 12:13, dgdfg.png)

#SWAG


298d23 No.2029832

i think stocking and tea guy should make a marc maron esque podcast


76ef4a No.2029833

File: 786920481624cc2⋯.jpg (100.08 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 42.jpg)

>>2029817

You and snuffles lived together?! I loved talking to him but I could never get a fucking read on that dude. Tell me if I'm close

Early to mid thirties, thin hair, or maybe bald, bearded, slightly (maybe a little more than slightly?) overweight, living in a small house in the middle of nowhere with a ton of dogs he fucks.

I also didn't know he had a husband. That's a left-fielder.

I wasn't aware you'd been moving around so much. I was at that stage at one point and you're right, it's tough leaving those people behind when you go elsewhere. I've got friends that I barely know but the time I've spent with those people, I wouldn't trade for anything, so I think I understand where you're coming from.

>Sleep little and can't eat without getting sick

Have you tried pot? Works wonders.

Talking about yourself to another person is the best way to objectively rationalize your own existence. You're actively filtering the things you don't want to share, which makes you at least acknowledge them, and putting in order the things you do want to share helps them feel that much more... real? I'm always willing to be an ear. I like people's stories.


20c515 No.2029834

File: 0aaa3d097d5a8f6⋯.png (96.78 KB, 292x345, 292:345, Matsuri 105.png)

>>2029832

I don't know who that is or what ur opinion on him is


456373 No.2029835

File: 4c04b58989f85fd⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1367x1845, 1367:1845, NOT furry (23).png)

>>2029805

So how are you liking Aegon? Or have you not even started


a8b229 No.2029836

File: ee242e534d91a51⋯.jpg (154.86 KB, 468x412, 117:103, Um....jpg)

>>2029818

I dont really have much hate in my heart for anyone else aside from blood chan

and I dont even have anything to say that everyone doesnt know about that idiot

and for some reason sonata can't get off his dick so now I also dont like him

ugh and erio's always enabling him

I'm so tsun to erio

I wanna like him alot but erio is a trikster and Idk if I can trust him even though I've been friends with him for so long

I've been angry at my brother for the past few months because he came in one night to m my house and took myy gutiar

he saiid it was because he was on xanex and I got it the next morning because I asked f he had it and I said yeah and I went and ran over to his house

I told him he needs to pay me reperations or give me something to make up for it but he's been putting it off so I've been not associating with him and its been about a year now

he's said in the past month he was gonna ry to get to it and I've tried to be at least civil but until he makes that Right he can get bent

I recently loaned another one of my friends 500 bucks to help him afford a car and he's being slow about it and avoiding myshit so thats aggrivating me but I think he's just being slow he'll prolly get me payed back

He's been trustworthy for quite a long time in the past

I think that's just about everyone I hate right now though

what about you tp are you steamed at anybody


298d23 No.2029837

File: 6e52e773aa1fec5⋯.jpg (23.02 KB, 227x316, 227:316, 1383819227690.jpg)

>>2029834

you don't know about WTF?

wow dude


ef4924 No.2029838

>>2029829

0.0 -thinks you're right and hurries off to the kitchen-


298d23 No.2029839

File: 8a06f9fd7031ac4⋯.jpg (50.04 KB, 652x367, 652:367, first-mover-marc-maron-hed….jpg)

my opinion of him is good


76ef4a No.2029840

File: 70bff7bd1eea6a7⋯.jpg (41.93 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 60.jpg)

>>2029835

It's on in the background. I'm supposed to be grading essays, but I got caught up with this and the videos. about half way through "The hunt begins. (Again)"


298d23 No.2029841

File: 6697edb6cd46364⋯.jpg (40.5 KB, 388x387, 388:387, Jack-White-Marc-Maron.jpg)


298d23 No.2029842

see?

white stripes


76ef4a No.2029843

Oh I guess I should answer a question

He's not annoying or, as I worry with these types of videos, overly speculative. I actually learned something about the setting despite having played the game like thirty times through. It's definitely worth a watch through.


ef4924 No.2029844

-carefully hides the bottle behind the broccoli. No one eats broccoli so it should be safe there until later.- :3


456373 No.2029845

File: cf731e61ca33f98⋯.jpg (183.02 KB, 484x699, 484:699, NOT furry (28).jpg)

>>2029840

You're grading essays? That's funny, listen to him talk about his job some


76ef4a No.2029846

>>2029845

He's talking about his masters thesis.

I gather he's some sort of educator by your comment.


298d23 No.2029847

this might be the weirdest shit

tea guy talking about broccoli

and kanra jr talking about god knows what


456373 No.2029848

File: 5d988400217f0fb⋯.png (156.35 KB, 239x557, 239:557, NOT furry (25).png)

>>2029846

Mhmm

You're kindred spirits


298d23 No.2029849

File: a6ae4d69659a2f4⋯.jpg (334.43 KB, 750x500, 3:2, marc_maron2.jpg)

cynic is one of those

talks a lot

says nothing


76ef4a No.2029850

File: b9c2ab452718472⋯.jpg (93.45 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 21.jpg)

TP is one of those

makes a bunch of lashing comments

but has no redeemable characteristics.


d36225 No.2029851

File: 9123b80d6acff94⋯.png (27.41 KB, 488x463, 488:463, 1519963657649.png)


00df6c No.2029852

File: 37cc303628a6fca⋯.jpg (202.49 KB, 1275x1092, 425:364, 1476814001346.jpg)

>>2029833

Yeah. All of 2015 and from April to December of 2017. I'd like to move back depending on how other shit goes. I was in the spare bedroom.

And I'd say you're off, but a tad right. Not really though. I can't say more as it's rude to divulge personal stuff of others.

And yeah. I can't stay somewhere long for one reason or another. Money is almost always the case. But I'm trying to just find where I need to be. I'm single so I'm not tied down, but I'd like to change that if I find someone that actually loves me.

I'm not sure if I love people or just become fond of them. I think I fucked myself up emotionally and I'm not sure how I feel about things like that. I mostly just want to know people want me most days and to be held.

And I don't really like pot. Doesn't do much for me.

As for my life I'm pretty open about most of it. At least with a few people. I don't care to bring everything here because I don't trust a lot of people, but in general I am trying to be open about who I am and maybe figure out how to better myself from it. Like I know I have a taste for drama, but I know it's not a good thing so I'm trying to let go of personal issues with people and just try to learn to enjoy others talking to me again.


00df6c No.2029853

TP probably has a nice belly though.


298d23 No.2029854

File: 1df011896d7d08b⋯.jpg (30.33 KB, 560x375, 112:75, a_560x375.jpg)

hurrr yo momma


00df6c No.2029855

That nice alcoholic gut life.


298d23 No.2029856

File: 6ee9095f79324ef⋯.png (398.37 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 130109-marc-maron.png)

i do


00df6c No.2029857

File: fb7490a5fd40516⋯.png (24.26 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_nitv1qt68r1u39wwro2….png)

Show it to me.


298d23 No.2029858

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

me irl


ef4924 No.2029859

-wanders back to the main room of the thread, smiling with self satisfaction. No one would ever think to look in the fridge for chocolate milk.-

-v- ...

0.0 -WAIT! Hurries back to the kitchen!-


d36225 No.2029860

File: 8e561653228ed61⋯.jpg (103.77 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1519068113472.jpg)

me irl


00df6c No.2029861

You have wonderful breasts.


a8b229 No.2029862

File: f3d6f2ff59d2f9d⋯.png (368.91 KB, 402x514, 201:257, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2029858

I loved Alec Baldwin as the conductor from the Live action Thomas the Tank Engine Movie


298d23 No.2029863

dammit i meant to find the tracy morgan video where he slaps his belly and calls it a ghetto mating call

because that is oh so how i feel


00df6c No.2029864

GOLD DUST


d36225 No.2029865

File: 90a93e202b41bed⋯.gif (3.75 MB, 280x302, 140:151, 1519736695746.gif)

thanks


298d23 No.2029866

File: 08d259846adacab⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 480x274, 240:137, 43de2ad1-8a3d-4503-adfc-93….gif)

oh downside from having an attractive bear belly is that your belly button requires tending to when you didn't used to


298d23 No.2029867

File: 1077d4a89a0b2c5⋯.png (875.59 KB, 853x425, 853:425, 88e934f9-5f0a-4c7e-a9c4-7c….png)

like i have lost the beginning of my belly button


a8b229 No.2029868

File: 4489e5aeba6320e⋯.jpg (49.63 KB, 546x833, 78:119, 1357491045425.jpg)

>>2029867

I got my virgin bellybutton ruined by a surgery when I was 15


298d23 No.2029869

File: b01c907a6181ddd⋯.png (249.42 KB, 600x329, 600:329, 5af0f110-f31a-4765-a7c4-a3….png)

>>2029868

what

how


76ef4a No.2029870

>>2029852

No need to divulge, just wanted to know if I was in the ballpark. Like I said, I talked to that dude four or five nights a week for a little more than four years and could never get a solid read on his personality. Drove me nuts. Everyone else I had a pretty decent idea of over time, but that fucker was an enigma to me.

I was the same way. Moving place to place after a couple months stay in a given area when the work I was doing wasn't satisfying or wasn't paying out enough to keep up on my cost of living. Spent a long time couch surfing and outright being homeless because of it. I wouldn't trade that time for anything because it defined a lot of my personality, but at the same time I remember just how miserable I was in the moment. If you're willing to work for it, my neck of the woods has one of the lowest general costs of living in the country, but we already have a fair amount of threadfags here. Even Elma is moving down this way.

Based on what you're saying, I think when it comes to building relationships with people, you're a lot like me. I grow to love the people I become close to, and when I love somebody, either platonically or romantically, those people have more pull on how I feel than even I do most days. If they're not doing okay, I'm not doing okay, but it's rarely vice versa. Questioned for a long time whether that meant I was too emotionally available, or other people in general just didn't feel the same way I feel about the people close to them. Came to the conclusion that it's not the fault of anyone specifically. I don't care for a lot of people, and I can't stand people in general, but the individuals that take time to be a part of my life, I grow to care for more than is probably healthy. It's hurt me a lot, but I've come to accept that if I decide to care about somebody, I give them the power to hurt me and simply trust that they don't. I know what it's like to want to feel wanted. It's a crushing feeling, but it comes and goes. It'll hurt a little less every day.

>don't really like pot

To each their own, but your symptoms seemed to match up well with the benefits of smoking it. I suggest it to anyone who has anything wrong with them though. I guess that's pretty useless.

I appreciate your being open. Nobody else talks this freely. Even here, where they can hide behind an avatar. People just don't like being "vulnerable," I guess.


298d23 No.2029871

if you spaced your shit it would be more welcoming

just saying


298d23 No.2029872

like no is going to read that shit


76ef4a No.2029873

File: ee4063b6ff213a6⋯.jpg (69 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 56.jpg)

It feels like there's something retarded on my head


a8b229 No.2029874

File: d05211ee4960805⋯.png (47.19 KB, 179x271, 179:271, 000361.png)

>>2029869

Ingested magnets at age 15

This was right when I started posting on /b/

It was in the summer so I might not have integrated into the threads yet

They made a small one inch incision 6 inches to the right of my belly button but were unable to get them out so I got a 6 inch incision starting above the bellybutton down to about the top of my pubes dess

it was hell man

you ever have a surgery?

also are you an innie or an outie


298d23 No.2029875

File: 1077d4a89a0b2c5⋯.png (875.59 KB, 853x425, 853:425, 88e934f9-5f0a-4c7e-a9c4-7c….png)

>>2029873

there is

that block of words


a8b229 No.2029876

File: a7fa23c56352835⋯.jpg (8.92 KB, 235x182, 235:182, SNOOTANIA.JPG)

>>2029873

it's probably yur face

zing fuckin

bullied


76ef4a No.2029877

>>2029875

I will be TP

and communicate

in brief spurts with nonsensical spacing


298d23 No.2029878

File: d6c3ca963fea89b⋯.png (688.58 KB, 480x600, 4:5, 83362dd2-5bb3-4d16-b8b1-2c….png)

>>2029874

innie

i broke my ankle like 10 years ago and got a plate and screws put in

when i was a baby my testicle didn't fully drop and i had a hernia so they went in


ef4924 No.2029879

-drinks the chocolate milk happily and sits on the kitchen floor with the empty bottle. Is best part of having chocolate milk- ^-^


a8b229 No.2029880

File: 156e921421ff03d⋯.jpg (42.4 KB, 480x480, 1:1, wrongwithyou.jpg)

>>2029878

Once I was running and my anke slipped out of place

I limped home and sat on a chair and it jus straight fell out of the ankle and I popped that bitch back in

how was yours broke and what was that shit ike?

Doesit hurt nowadays and do you set off metal detecotrs?

Also bro

you got scrote scars?

are your balls aight?


00df6c No.2029881

File: 2676d4946a25bfe⋯.png (210.64 KB, 477x433, 477:433, 6.png)

>>2029870

I don't have much to hide anymore. You all know I fuck dogs and that I'm kind of a flippant mess. Being open makes me vulnerable, but I'm in one of the moods that I'm ok with that.

And I'm with you on that. Even for all the shit I've gone through I wouldn't trade a second of it. I've been with people I care about and have been places I never thought I would be in my life. It's been an adventure. Up and downs, ya know? You don't just get to find a life like that.

I grow quickly attached to people, but then I can be ok without them for long periods of time.

Some I want around me if they are willing. And no matter how shit my day is just having one of them tell me they love me and care about me picks me up real quick. Not a lot are willing to say it, but when they do I feel like I'll be ok. I don't know. I never know what my friends think of me really and I panic. But a litter assurance goes a long way.

Everyone here probably hides behind a persona to some degree. Like IRL I'm not really combative unless I really get on edge. I'm reclusive as hell and just want to be somewhere quiet most of the time. I don't pick fights and I don't talk shit.

I don't know if that's really me, or if the me here is, or if I'm some mix of the two. But I like to think I'm not as bad as I am here, and that I'm stronger than I am IRL.

I'm a mess, but so is every puzzle before it's put together.


1ab75a No.2029882

File: 01af18d2a0c95be⋯.jpg (401.12 KB, 719x1000, 719:1000, hatsune miku00199.jpg)

I almost had surgery the time I died


298d23 No.2029883

File: f08c30ff4088a56⋯.png (615.13 KB, 480x600, 4:5, aa92044a-8425-4d31-82ce-de….png)

>>2029880

like fortunately i was really drunk when i did it because i snapped it

got up

tried to walk on it and snapped it the other way

when my leg was stationary it was alright but like when i was in the er and they were taking x-rays, the morphine did nothing. once they set my foot and stopped fucking around with it it wasn't that bad.


a8b229 No.2029884

File: 500e1abf1015e0f⋯.jpg (65.86 KB, 500x499, 500:499, emotionwheel.jpg)

>>2029882

How'd you die?


298d23 No.2029885

then like i was popping 20 vicadin a day for a month

that was nice


1ab75a No.2029886

File: e599329325f72d8⋯.jpg (371.19 KB, 722x1000, 361:500, hatsune miku00431.jpg)

My spleen asploded and I bled out


a8b229 No.2029887

File: f0588080ff7ad48⋯.jpg (660.28 KB, 832x525, 832:525, tug.jpg)

>>2029883

drunk people are so fucking dumb lol

fuck that's some three stooges shit dawg

morphine is fun

I remember the first time I got injected with a painkiller and then morphine drip

that kinda sucks it didnt get you off

thinking back on it when I was on the drip It wasnt doing too much for me either cause of the pain

that musta hurt like a bitch huh?

so tell me about your balls dude


a8b229 No.2029888

File: 07f00bd7b199f19⋯.jpg (37.83 KB, 480x577, 480:577, answer.jpg)

>>2029885

I've always wanted to try vicodin


a8b229 No.2029889

File: f7dde9b5b995c74⋯.jpg (20.26 KB, 540x304, 135:76, 16711831_381299625576962_3….jpg)

>>2029886

That happened to my grandma but she survived


298d23 No.2029890

>>2029886

nooooooooooooo


298d23 No.2029891

File: 1077d4a89a0b2c5⋯.png (875.59 KB, 853x425, 853:425, 88e934f9-5f0a-4c7e-a9c4-7c….png)

>>2029887

morphine just made me throw up

did nothing for the pain


a8b229 No.2029892

File: 6ceb30e61853e9e⋯.jpg (19.35 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 21369090_476564076050516_8….jpg)

>>2029891

tell me about your fucking testicles


298d23 No.2029893

>>2029888

oh it was great

i was high as balls watching horror movies on my parents couch for a month


1ab75a No.2029894

File: 229b34b9537415c⋯.jpg (509.55 KB, 700x900, 7:9, hatsune miku00322.jpg)

>>2029889

>>2029890

It un-exploded while I was napping in the hospital

They didn't even get to cut me open


298d23 No.2029895

File: 3b5f80b1a61e06e⋯.png (728.6 KB, 481x600, 481:600, c1587ab8-e060-46a4-a79a-08….png)

>>2029892

lol

like one never descended

it's kinda common


a8b229 No.2029896

File: 2aedc1df99b9b3d⋯.jpg (16.66 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 22489841_1457777567632982_….jpg)

>>2029893

i got oxymorphone and later oxyxodone out of my surgery and it was fucking fantastic but I havent been able to find any since then cause none of my friends deal with those and it kinda sucks

heron was coming around for a while but thats for fucking dumbos

you do any dumb shit recently tp?

I wont judge


a8b229 No.2029897

File: 4d24176eb12854c⋯.jpg (63.02 KB, 523x525, 523:525, 22519289_1434553329977097_….jpg)

>>2029895

is it still up there

do you got like a scrote scar


76ef4a No.2029898

File: 1ed0061f4f0fc4f⋯.jpg (93.1 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 58.jpg)

>>2029881

The fact that you don't hide your predilections in every facet of your life means you're willing to accept the parts of you that you once felt shame in, and that's progress from the Squash I knew some time ago.

A life of adventure is infinitely more worth living that a life of comfort and security. Comfort is boring. Adversity breeds ingenuity, and with it, uniqueness. As shitty as this may sounds, I'm glad the last couple of years have been rough on you. You seem to have grown a lot because of it. I bet you it slows down for a while, now, and I'm glad for that too, because God knows you probably deserve it.

See, it takes me a long time to warm up to people, but once I've accepted that I enjoy their company and they make my life slightly better for being a component of it, being without those people for any extended period of time usually comes coupled with a feeling of being homesick... friendsick? personsick? I don't know if there's a colloquial term for it. It's a longing feeling of wanting the time we'd spent together back. Some of the people those feelings apply to, I'll never see again, you know? Sometimes ... people just don't make it through the night. I wonder if that longing ever goes away.

It's strange because the couple of people I've met from these threads, or even spoken to via a different medium, are so drastically different from the way they present themselves. Mandy and I caught a drink a couple weeks ago... last week? Fuck, I don't know anymore. And he was the furthest thing from what I had expected Mandy to be in person. Don't get me wrong, that's not a bad thing, he was a cool enough guy, but even I sometimes catch myself expressing feelings or behaviors that I wouldn't usually exhibit outside of these threads and I have to stop for a minute and question whether my presenting self is anything like my perceived self.

You're no more a mess than anyone else. Everybody is just as lost as you are. Unlike our videogames, there's no instruction manual for being human, despite the fact that it would make everything disgustingly easier.


298d23 No.2029899

File: e406d4388f95853⋯.jpg (13.04 KB, 480x240, 2:1, madisson1-1503341057.jpg)

>>2029896

no i've been a good boy :3

yo though on my ankle i actually had to have two surgeries

the second one was just to take out the big fucking screw holding my foot to my leg

i was awake for that

unfortunately i had to take out my contacts otherwise i would have watched

i carried around that screw for months. it's so fucking weird having something taken out of you


ef4924 No.2029900

>>2029886

D: -gets the Nurse Sonata play kit with the "Doctor Bunny-Stitches" stuffed animal.-


a8b229 No.2029901

File: 087209e3d307d08⋯.png (207.42 KB, 362x461, 362:461, cuteakko.png)

>>2029899

i got something taken out of me once

my will to live


a8b229 No.2029902

File: 0b6df0a33532a19⋯.png (275.12 KB, 555x332, 555:332, 82RzEm8.png)

>>2029899

that's a cute erio post btw


76ef4a No.2029903

Something something TP

Something objects inside him

Something more used to having things put in

.... The pieces are there. Somebody do something with it.


f8104e No.2029904

File: 26597de42416e4e⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, 9XrRPym.jpg)

Breakfast was good.


00df6c No.2029905

File: 3ac6f2acf90d65e⋯.png (309.26 KB, 742x436, 371:218, 39.png)

>>2029898

I think we're all still kind of just kids in whatever way. But in the end once my time here is done I'll move on to better things. But for now I'm just enjoying life I can.

I'm glad I met most of you honestly. It's been hell some days, but that's life I suppose.

Thanks for the chat, Drinky. It was enjoyable.

I'm gunna head off for a bit.


298d23 No.2029906

File: 4281032f48e5a96⋯.png (678.95 KB, 481x582, 481:582, 99402dda-39d9-4ace-9dec-56….png)

>>2029901

oh come one man

at least like you don't lie about being a girl on the internet

that is like some ky tier shit


76ef4a No.2029907

>>2029905

Night Squash

For what it's worth, I enjoy your company.


1ab75a No.2029908

File: b2027b4a8d755f1⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1368x1050, 228:175, hatsune miku00343.png)

>>2029900

All my insides stayed inside and they flapped back together while I was dead and then I woke up


a8b229 No.2029909

File: b4d9441852cf97a⋯.jpg (50.68 KB, 218x219, 218:219, idubbbzsilence2.jpg)

>>2029906

yeah who the fuck even does that


ef4924 No.2029910

>>2029908

:<

-puts away Dr Bunny-Stitches then and just gives you the free candy and stickers at the end-


76ef4a No.2029911

hi its me a girl


bdf6a7 No.2029912

File: 572e5a39a777647⋯.jpg (605.94 KB, 2893x3400, 2893:3400, >when Ikt drops his pants.jpg)

>>2029904

Ikt good


a8b229 No.2029913

File: 4abda496d3783d0⋯.png (40.31 KB, 179x128, 179:128, HONK.png)

>>2029911

hellooo : )


1ab75a No.2029914

File: 396b5c9c901bc84⋯.jpg (123.58 KB, 850x1236, 425:618, hatsune miku00267.jpg)

>>2029910

Thank you cutie

*hugs*


76ef4a No.2029915

>>2029913

surprise I hab benis


a8b229 No.2029916

File: 5694c8e9a5c3848⋯.png (96.58 KB, 255x262, 255:262, bard_irl.png)


54230d No.2029917

File: 51c55b915d418da⋯.jpg (53.08 KB, 315x412, 315:412, raininghere.jpg)


f8104e No.2029918

>>2029913

is that kyon sexual harassment


a8b229 No.2029919

File: 4f3030845faacb8⋯.jpg (79.6 KB, 794x547, 794:547, edgeoff.jpg)

>>2029917

me on the right


ef4924 No.2029920

>>2029914

^-^ -hugs back-


5b799f No.2029921

>>2029919

then I gotta ask who's on the left?


a8b229 No.2029922

File: 1dbb69d441f710a⋯.png (375.29 KB, 972x668, 243:167, 13923660_1748804522044425_….png)

>>2029921

fuck I sure wish I knew


bdf6a7 No.2029923

me too


0cd922 No.2029924

File: 21626e2f8864d09⋯.jpg (33.58 KB, 321x275, 321:275, -09876546789.jpg)

>>2029922

Don't worry someone will be your carter someday


f8104e No.2029925

k


a8b229 No.2029926

File: 1f2180bda5c3510⋯.jpg (29.72 KB, 720x670, 72:67, idubbbzsilence.jpg[.jpg)


1ab75a No.2029927

File: b1d492f47b6bf9b⋯.jpg (32.37 KB, 333x608, 333:608, hatsune miku00027.jpg)

I forgot Lucy Liu played O-Ren Ishii


a8b229 No.2029928

File: 5694c8e9a5c3848⋯.png (96.58 KB, 255x262, 255:262, bard_irl.png)

>>2029927

what a beautiful woman


5178d1 No.2029929

File: e9bfcbd09534f3c⋯.png (766.1 KB, 800x1157, 800:1157, 60581100_p0.png)

*wakes up*


bdf6a7 No.2029930

*tuccs back to sleep*


5178d1 No.2029931


bdf6a7 No.2029932


1167c3 No.2029933

File: 24681a79cf9aee7⋯.jpg (20.05 KB, 385x385, 1:1, .jpg)

I wanna watch "Stalin death"


a8b229 No.2029934

File: 975da247f8c8d40⋯.jpg (82.9 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Hey Baby..jpg)


f8104e No.2029935

*died*


c17c99 No.2029936

File: fbcc10da510508d⋯.png (507.68 KB, 780x563, 780:563, c8835bef59e7d11b6b6b8f29a6….png)

>>2029922

Who is this sad man ?


1ab75a No.2029937

File: 81718f4e6e1db2c⋯.jpg (199.68 KB, 573x726, 191:242, hatsune miku00015.jpg)

My brain and appendix hurt so night night


5178d1 No.2029938

File: 5ba8c79ee3d145c⋯.jpg (69.83 KB, 660x770, 6:7, DS3g0ELV4AIgQnG.jpg)


5178d1 No.2029939


a8b229 No.2029940

File: 81a8f2d3f05cb08⋯.jpg (630.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Tomoko Kuroki (2170).jpg)


c17c99 No.2029941

File: 7bc1d9d89438493⋯.jpg (92.93 KB, 750x861, 250:287, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)


a8b229 No.2029942

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f3db82 No.2029943

File: 1a821b5f2e06913⋯.jpg (159 KB, 794x595, 794:595, 26631506_p0_master1200.jpg)

morning fellas


d4894b No.2029944

File: 4e92745310f0f04⋯.png (292.69 KB, 417x607, 417:607, 2017-06-22 15_55_25.png)

>hey loco wanna go to Krakow

wuh


c17c99 No.2029945

File: 10875bc12adbe07⋯.jpg (330.98 KB, 470x1000, 47:100, __moroboshi_kirari_and_shi….jpg)

>>2029942

Who was it ?


a8b229 No.2029946

File: 16046a78d16d3c3⋯.jpg (309.22 KB, 1374x1080, 229:180, Tomoko Kuroki (2345).jpg)

>>2029945

well I mean

it's kind of my self insert anime oc character


bdf6a7 No.2029947

File: e0116c9cf990fd7⋯.png (1021.91 KB, 1140x1200, 19:20, 1500895335001.png)


1167c3 No.2029948

File: 6be384089a718c2⋯.jpg (227.46 KB, 1054x1020, 31:30, .jpg)

Stalin's death is cool film,i recommend to watch


c17c99 No.2029949

File: e2d5808cc183221⋯.jpg (48.77 KB, 352x422, 176:211, 64230265_p0.jpg)


5178d1 No.2029950

File: 173b08fde221926⋯.jpg (149.23 KB, 1140x1311, 20:23, __aira_fire_emblem_fire_em….jpg)


1167c3 No.2029951

File: 8c6ef476172483e⋯.jpg (30.77 KB, 687x389, 687:389, .jpg)


c17c99 No.2029952

File: 4943e03bd873921⋯.jpg (29.55 KB, 600x315, 40:21, 6c1290c4b9671a4c6ed08eaae8….jpg)

I can't stand Ayras face


bdf6a7 No.2029953

>>2029950

*boops boobs*


ef4924 No.2029954

-cuts pears and sweetens them with honey, then grinds cinnamon and just a tiny bit of cloves for Ika's breakfast-


5178d1 No.2029955


5178d1 No.2029956

File: 2195b499a55da78⋯.png (294.11 KB, 870x1000, 87:100, tumblr_p2t6o5J0Ll1tonh98o1….png)

>>2029953

woof woof


fbd95e No.2029957

File: de06dfd599387c8⋯.jpg (129.13 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1354373769825.jpg)


c17c99 No.2029958

File: b74494714727117⋯.png (253.61 KB, 971x1050, 971:1050, ac53c770fbd4999e20186e4168….png)

>>2029955

Are you coming to my marriage ?


5178d1 No.2029959

File: 1c31ee20788c371⋯.jpg (39.51 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 9e21670c9c6b156af93bf6b381….jpg)

>>2029958

what marriage?

:O


c17c99 No.2029960

File: 3a60fbf1b9ac7c0⋯.jpg (168.44 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, sample-678eef45653f8cf8e23….jpg)

>>2029959

The one i'm in thats probably tonight maybe


5178d1 No.2029961

File: e7c4fe57dd44eb9⋯.jpg (49.8 KB, 533x833, 533:833, b9a8ea3146edc5a168ad0f9825….jpg)

>>2029960

:O

i wanna see!


f3db82 No.2029962

File: 09f5193f087b2d6⋯.jpg (567.63 KB, 1654x1240, 827:620, __ayatsuji_tsukasa_amagami….jpg)

>tfw completely devoid of any creative talent

anyone else know this feel


c17c99 No.2029963

File: ef85387d89366c0⋯.jpg (156.05 KB, 950x1000, 19:20, sample-8bb1c49b7216bca75c0….jpg)

>>2029961

You can come if you're awake


c17c99 No.2029964

File: 908a452b3934372⋯.jpg (116.07 KB, 707x999, 707:999, sample-294deb1054d925c7634….jpg)

>>2029962

I have skills and talent


898284 No.2029965

>>2029956

cute woofs :3


f3db82 No.2029966

>>2029964

can I have them please


c17c99 No.2029967

File: a6cc921e4b67e66⋯.jpg (60.27 KB, 544x850, 16:25, 58427074201611161857501811….jpg)

>>2029966

Become a stay at home mom and you don't need any of that

you're pretty much just a leech


f3db82 No.2029968

>>2029967

I'd need to be a woman in order to do that

and a desirable woman


c17c99 No.2029969

File: c885f834ca60862⋯.png (530.3 KB, 565x961, 565:961, 3321.png)

>>2029968

yeah

work on it


f3db82 No.2029970

>>2029969

what do you mean work on it

I might be turning into a faggot by spending time in the online circles I do but that doesn't mean I'm going to turn into a woman


c17c99 No.2029971

File: 5f7c1455860975c⋯.jpg (90.26 KB, 690x1034, 345:517, 8e63a4a5cbcdef419f8065af70….jpg)

>>2029970

Oh I've heard this one before


f3db82 No.2029972

>>2029971

could you answer my question please

how does one work on becoming a woman


c17c99 No.2029973

File: 0eaef52b718abe0⋯.png (696.95 KB, 800x1194, 400:597, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….png)

>>2029972

You become more feminine ?


c17c99 No.2029974

File: c0bb129d78017ae⋯.png (493.14 KB, 600x398, 300:199, ClipboardImage.png)

like this


f3db82 No.2029975

File: 355edb72bd7c66b⋯.jpg (176.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpv-shot0001 (2).jpg)

>>2029973

becoming more feminine does not turn one into a woman


c17c99 No.2029976

File: 7e322aab8df83a9⋯.jpg (217.52 KB, 850x1360, 5:8, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

>>2029975

Yeah you just lie about like everyone else and if you're cute enough the boys won't care

they will just go with it and pretend like you're a real girl


c17c99 No.2029977

File: f6b216d0cfae3e1⋯.jpg (233.72 KB, 850x1225, 34:49, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

Its not really complicated

👌


c17c99 No.2029978

File: fbcc10da510508d⋯.png (507.68 KB, 780x563, 780:563, c8835bef59e7d11b6b6b8f29a6….png)

Lie and suck the semen out of them in exchange for living like a NEET


f3db82 No.2029979

File: bbde492489841b3⋯.jpg (202.96 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpv-shot0014 (3).jpg)

>>2029976

do you speak from experience

to lie like that on a daily basis isn't something I'd like to do


c17c99 No.2029980

File: b73065c23c6b76c⋯.jpg (59.42 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 15a6e546418cc18b809e18d9e0….jpg)

>>2029979

Just lie to yourself enough and you'll start believing it.


c17c99 No.2029981

File: e8d01d9c1e24c2c⋯.jpg (338.38 KB, 893x1200, 893:1200, 523aac0caa1c845917060e37db….jpg)

I have a vagina tulpa


c17c99 No.2029982

File: d62c3037054d354⋯.jpg (204.22 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

Is it really a lie though if you convince yourself its true ?

I guess not


20c515 No.2029983

File: 8dfe3c2ed4eb71f⋯.jpg (14.48 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tumblr_p4att2PsSa1vwvx0xo1….jpg)

https://www.etymonline.com/word/girl

>girl (n.)

>c. 1300, gyrle "child, young person" (of either sex but most frequently of females), of unknown origin.

Shotas like Ban need to calm down with their newer definition of the word


f3db82 No.2029984

>>2029980

Not believing the lie is not the reason I'd object to it

To lie to myself, and especially others, even if we both were to believe it, is not something I'd like to do, plain and simple


c17c99 No.2029985

File: 3c491255a2e287d⋯.jpg (162.76 KB, 809x1200, 809:1200, DADERILVoAAN25W.jpg)

>>2029983

I can't just do one now, no I've been way to numb now

I've been up all night and I don't understand what this link is

>>2029984

Its not even really a lie if they know you're a guy

its like them accepting you think you're a girl and going with it


5178d1 No.2029986

File: 52e2abb16e1607e⋯.jpg (72.98 KB, 550x662, 275:331, __aira_fire_emblem_fire_em….jpg)


c17c99 No.2029987

File: 1984198ee04044e⋯.jpg (77.48 KB, 627x999, 209:333, sample-51921e6341f654aaa5d….jpg)

>>2029986

No set time

just depends if the right people are on or not


5178d1 No.2029988

>>2029965

>_<

lewd name u have


5178d1 No.2029989

File: d82897621720100⋯.jpg (136.68 KB, 1214x1787, 1214:1787, 10b8i.jpg)

>>2029987

when are they usually awake? :)


20c515 No.2029990

File: fd2feab0e7a75cf⋯.png (30.12 KB, 320x380, 16:19, Sanrio_Characters_Kuromi_I….png)

>>2029985

Do one what?

And it's just saying that the word "girl" could originally be applied to both biological sexes :3

Language is fun; ultimately it's a big meme


c17c99 No.2029991

File: a27c7bd3ab2ceb3⋯.jpg (108.02 KB, 650x851, 650:851, mlpwlrXYL61r060dfo1_1280.jpg)

>>2029989

the pm


f3db82 No.2029992

File: 587d768dcb23005⋯.jpg (163 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpv-shot0010 (3).jpg)

>>2029985

please stop telling me to lie to myself and others

do you not see how a line of thinking like this can result in things not going quite how you want them to


c17c99 No.2029993

File: bec06af1e822e6a⋯.jpg (235.65 KB, 709x999, 709:999, sample-e4b967a78187e3c0e6e….jpg)

>>2029990

I'm just giving him good advice.

>>2029992

No it works pretty well actually

You should just trust me


da2e31 No.2029994

File: 983414ff6d5493b⋯.png (457.63 KB, 702x959, 702:959, It's a meme It's gotta be.png)

>this thread again

*sigh*


1167c3 No.2029995

File: 5ebb0a9ae976e75⋯.png (2.78 MB, 1428x2019, 476:673, .png)

Shaved hair almost to zero, nice


c17c99 No.2029996

File: bb4808cc56aa418⋯.jpg (531.7 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

I wish I had some oxycontin right now


f3db82 No.2029997

>>2029993

I will not 'just trust you'

why are you suggesting this to me I don't even want to be a woman


c17c99 No.2029998

File: 9c6a80f1195946e⋯.jpg (139.61 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 64247520_p0.jpg)

>>2029997

" completely devoid of any creative talent"

I was giving you an easy way out


20c515 No.2029999

File: e08f5c6675e091e⋯.jpg (160.67 KB, 576x576, 1:1, tumblr_nu4j55wqt61uegvy1o1….jpg)

>>2029993

Dictionaries were kind of a mistake in a way

They changed how people think about language

>>2029994

Death to the Logos, tbh

How u?


da2e31 No.2030000

File: 806ed1e0c81c845⋯.png (221.69 KB, 376x600, 47:75, gengtly hids on ur dick.png)

>>2029999

Sore and sleepy. I have work at 3 :(

how was your evening?


20c515 No.2030001

File: 9d929a6db6aa72b⋯.gif (1.79 MB, 332x332, 1:1, tumblr_ou3j9t8ixR1u6g6eyo1….gif)

>>2030000

Pretty good ^^

Good anime soon

You should sleep more then


f3db82 No.2030002

>>2029998

you weren't offering an easy way out, just a method for me to not have to use creative talent

I'd like to have and utilise creative talent, I can get by in life without it, and being a woman wouldn't change any of that


da2e31 No.2030003

File: f4f0fe9f06f8c2c⋯.png (203.61 KB, 420x600, 7:10, ideal Elmas.png)

>>2030001

I'm up at 9 every morning. There is no sleeping in or going back to sleep for me :(

But on the plus side I'm probably gonna smonk and eat these chips while I chat here


c17c99 No.2030004

File: 27926a796df309d⋯.png (569.14 KB, 1317x872, 1317:872, 0cbee0221e02996a4af31a7ea0….png)

>>2029999

You can see why they are needed though

>>2030002

I think giving good head can be considered a talent


da2e31 No.2030005

>>2030004

>I think giving good head can be considered a talent

It is. but then they only last like 6 seconds and you're not sure if they're weak willed or you're too good.


5178d1 No.2030006

File: f582cd9e4332753⋯.jpg (59.27 KB, 900x960, 15:16, sean-tay-headsketch5.jpg)

>>2029991

you and me use same clock

:)


f3db82 No.2030007

File: ad4a23036c2814a⋯.jpg (159.95 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpv-shot0012.jpg)

>>2030004

Perhaps, but it's not a talent I'd like to pursue

it's not something I'd like to put on a CV you feel me


da2e31 No.2030008

This is why you don't have a job lmao


da2e31 No.2030009

The hiring manager has to have a dong tho


f3db82 No.2030010

I don't want to suck dick give me a break you sickos


c17c99 No.2030011

File: a05bc85570175eb⋯.jpg (149.01 KB, 850x1269, 850:1269, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

>>2030005

I mean its whatever as long as they can keep going after that.

>>2030006

we do

>>2030007

>>2030008


f8104e No.2030012

>tfw completely devoid of any skill


bdf6a7 No.2030013

File: 2a152c13dc6d1fb⋯.jpg (156.17 KB, 600x827, 600:827, 1511719446743.jpg)

>>2030010

Shouldn't listen to these degenerates in the first place


da2e31 No.2030014

File: b9a42519bd031b8⋯.png (55.94 KB, 416x445, 416:445, le sigh.png)

>>2030011

:(

This is why I left disappointed and haven't seen him since.

>>2030010

>2017

>not wanting a dong in u

and we're the sickos


c17c99 No.2030015

File: 6dce2144abc4611⋯.jpg (86.09 KB, 600x696, 25:29, 6dce2144abc4611ad02dda7cc8….jpg)


20c515 No.2030016

File: 09197a09a7a9684⋯.jpg (117.42 KB, 420x583, 420:583, tumblr_p38zfuOOlY1u1l5x0o1….jpg)

>>2030003

You're up at nine no matter what time you go to bed? I wonder why that is ^^

>>2030004

Yeah, it would just be cool if people didn't treat the definitions in them as somehow absolute when newer ones that aren't formally recorded yet start to come into common usage


f8104e No.2030017

bop


5178d1 No.2030018

File: 5a88e19008fa28c⋯.jpg (132.08 KB, 1200x810, 40:27, DSGdcTtWkAASWpR.jpg)

>>2030011

so when i take a afternoon nap today and then wake up in the late evening, i think i'll be on time for it! ^_^


20c515 No.2030019

File: 3b1d166a039016e⋯.jpg (52.18 KB, 640x435, 128:87, Mitsuboshi Colors.jpg)


da2e31 No.2030020

File: 78e97af1517ff61⋯.png (74.68 KB, 506x745, 506:745, not my chair, not my probl….png)

>>2030015

No, I don't date porn people anymore lol

Too many jealousy issues arise and it's not fun for anyone.

>>2030016

Pretty much.

Cause there's small children running around by then, usually. Plus I'm usually in at 11:30 so it gives me time to get ready.


c17c99 No.2030021

File: de2ceeb39f2736b⋯.jpg (85.14 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, sample-1591294e500cefacf41….jpg)

>>2030016

I'm just gonna say whatever I want

>>2030018

You're gonna miss it

>>2030020

They don't do porn anymore


f3db82 No.2030022

File: f0071cabf9295c2⋯.jpg (200.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpv-shot0016.jpg)

>>2030013

of course not my friend

>>2030014

was the word purity removed from the dictionary or something


bdf6a7 No.2030023

File: b835a78143a5f3f⋯.jpg (85.8 KB, 600x852, 50:71, 1520055908001.jpg)


da2e31 No.2030024

>>2030021

No thanks^^

>>2030022

We will never know because we can't get you passed the word prude.


f3db82 No.2030025

>>2030024

you're going to be sorry when I have my wizard powers and you don't


da2e31 No.2030026

File: b92944f87e380c6⋯.png (40.01 KB, 320x318, 160:159, lick your batter.png)

>>2030025

You can keep your wizardchan powers, I'll keep my bondage.


c17c99 No.2030027

File: b0bb36bea4fc4ad⋯.png (157.66 KB, 476x677, 476:677, 64261121_p0.png)

>>2030024

It was a trap anyways

hes taken


da2e31 No.2030028

>>2030027

lol okay

I kind of want to post what this desperate Tinder dude texted me this morning at like 5am but it's a spread eagle selfie and i'm just like dude, no. poor guy :(


f3db82 No.2030029

File: ca06e911e3f0c65⋯.png (315.48 KB, 700x1054, 350:527, 25567599_p0.png)

>>2030026

those both sound pretty alright actually

but how can one perform oral sex whilst bound


da2e31 No.2030030

oh thank goodness, I actually deleted it.

Not the best thing to wake up to. I was kinda pissed honestly


da2e31 No.2030031

>>2030029

wow you're such a noob.

also, I've escalated the topic from mere oral obviously.


c17c99 No.2030032

File: fbcc10da510508d⋯.png (507.68 KB, 780x563, 780:563, c8835bef59e7d11b6b6b8f29a6….png)

>>2030028

Who takes a spread eagle selfie anyways ?

thats fuckin' weird


20c515 No.2030033

File: e1953987c90aff4⋯.png (68.5 KB, 255x244, 255:244, chomp.png)

>>2030020

Maybe try ear plugs ^^

>>2030021

Same, I'll say ur a girl


c17c99 No.2030034

File: 319b26db8df7cea⋯.jpg (86.31 KB, 808x500, 202:125, CzzKzEyVIAE-WKM.jpg)

>>2030033

Reverse trap

i'm a girl that pretends to be a guy


f3db82 No.2030035

>>2030031

yes I am a "noob", I thought I'd established this already

you're so far down the rabbit hole. You've completely lost it buddy


5178d1 No.2030036

File: 0a27fec7b473ed9⋯.jpg (115.26 KB, 439x601, 439:601, 1515024873087.jpg)

>>2030021

when is it?

;~;


da2e31 No.2030037

File: a73dc7d33676788⋯.png (286.67 KB, 491x600, 491:600, give me the lamp.png)

>>2030032

He must have set up like a selfie stick and a timer type dealio, like the effort was there.

It was like "we could be so great together.. sexually and in other ways"

I doubt he could even name one other way and it was disappointing.

>>2030033

I'm not complaining, diggy. I like getting up when I do.

Plus, that would give you so much ear bacteria I don't want to even think about it. That would be so bad for my piercings and stuff lol

>>2030035

First of all, don't call me buddy. I'm not your buddy or otherwise.

Second of all, that's implying I ever had 'it' in the first place.


f3db82 No.2030039

>>2030037

my apologies :(


c17c99 No.2030040

File: 00a06d84586061c⋯.jpg (134.21 KB, 850x838, 425:419, __shirasaka_koume_idolmast….jpg)

>>2030036

"no set time"

>>2030037

Sounds disgusting


bdf6a7 No.2030041




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