db8a9e No.2022236
>>2022232
Solo shifts are really nice, that's how I prefer it.
728480 No.2022237
>>2022236
I usually sing to myself as I cook.
db8a9e No.2022239
>>2022237
I used to take the giant dildo out and use it as a microphone.
8e1c01 No.2022240
giant dildos really are best... brings out that extra something in every dish
728480 No.2022241
>>2022239
That's right.
You work at the local sex shop.
db8a9e No.2022242
>>2022241
I used to, I haven't in awhile.
I'm looking for a new job currently.
728480 No.2022244
Post some webms. Pics are boring.
>>2022242
Oh?
db8a9e No.2022245
>>2022244
I left for school which I promptly failed out of as I knew I probably would.
Now I need something new to fuel my bank account.
c4b10f No.2022246
>>2022244
I made this one a couple of days ago to express my anger in a healthy way.
6f8185 No.2022249
>he fucking saved that webm
Jesus Christ
37a75a No.2022250
It has great re-post potential, so many uses, fuck you.
728480 No.2022251
Kind of wish I had that webm, but it was a guy.
77db8f No.2022252
>>2022248
Is that Alien Covenant?
c4b10f No.2022253
>>2022248
Those Pirate movies are gettin' hardcore. Yeesh.
728480 No.2022255
>>2022254
How mean.
Also post shirtless belly.
37a75a No.2022257
>>2022252
No, it's some Mexican indi film.
c4b10f No.2022259
>>2022258
>ian
Is that OUR Ian? :O
8e1c01 No.2022260
>>2022259
thats our poor ian...
728480 No.2022261
Kind of proud of him actually.
728480 No.2022264
>>2022262
lawl
>>2022263
That song sounds lit.
8e1c01 No.2022265
>>2022261
that time he got lost on LSD tho
728480 No.2022266
>>2022265
I'm saving up to go to AX next time.
I really want to go just to hang out with Grim.
8e1c01 No.2022268
>>2022266
who does want to do heroin with grim at a con fo realz
11ed21 No.2022269
>>2022260
Every time I watch this it hits just because of the original scene.
Also it's funny how close this is to what she's actually saying.
728480 No.2022270
>>2022268
I don't want to do drugs, but I do want to hang out with him.
Even though we fight a lot I think he's really cool.
8e1c01 No.2022273
>>2022272
dude... i really wanna go
11ed21 No.2022275
Soto's such a bad influence though.
He probably only wants to meet up with me to get me addicted to hard drugs.
728480 No.2022276
>>2022272
He looks like he has a bit of a belly.
77db8f No.2022277
728480 No.2022278
If Soto goes when I do I want to share a bed with him and Grim and just kind of cuddle them both.
8e1c01 No.2022279
soto is such a bad influence its... awesome
cb7e87 No.2022280
>>2022277
Can I wake you up like this in the morning?
>
77db8f No.2022281
cb7e87 No.2022282
>>2022281
The sound alone would scare me
320ac6 No.2022283
>>2022273
Wish is coming through this year
We're probs gonna meet up and like buy loli doujins at the Exhibit Hall at AX
>>2022274
I-I don't get it lol
>>2022275
I never force people to take drugs
I just offer them to you for free
There's a difference
>>2022276
That was AX 2015
He's way skinnier now
>>2022278
You forgot to say no homo
77db8f No.2022285
>>2022282
If you wake me up I'll either ignore you and go back to sleep or murder you.
8e1c01 No.2022286
>>2022283
yall sharing a room again?
c4b10f No.2022287
>>2022279
The use of that particular song during that scene was pretty clever.
cb7e87 No.2022288
>>2022285
What if I woke you up cuz i'm horny?
77db8f No.2022290
>>2022288
Definitely ignored.
320ac6 No.2022291
>>2022286
Nah, he's got his own room
Kon's probably also gonna be there
>>2022289
Kyle Im fucked up and it's barely 8:45am
cb7e87 No.2022292
>>2022290
don't post lewd at me ._.
728480 No.2022293
>>2022291
We're going to have sex.
0a8b96 No.2022295
Drink, or not drink, that's the question
8e1c01 No.2022296
>>2022287
>shooting star
>>2022291
wow i aint seen that niga in like ages man
4b7728 No.2022297
>>2022295
finally I have an excuse to post this image
cb7e87 No.2022298
>>2022294
because i get in heat really fast!
>>2022295
drink on the weekends!
77db8f No.2022299
>>2022298
You're always in heat.
0a8b96 No.2022300
>>2022297
I accept your answer
>>2022298
Nanananan,i'm gonna drink now, because web developing it's fucking boring.
cb7e87 No.2022302
>>2022299
you're making it worse!
brb
>>2022300
nerd
320ac6 No.2022303
>>2022293
I dunno man
That's pretty gay
and like you're not even wearing a skirt man
Are you even trying?
>>2022295
Join me
>>2022296
We smoke weed now
and also drink too
8e1c01 No.2022305
this one makes me feel felts
8e1c01 No.2022306
>>2022303
>now, this is something new
0a8b96 No.2022307
>>2022303
No, i drink only in single
8e1c01 No.2022308
webms are such a pain to sort through
>my filing system sucks
11ed21 No.2022310
>>2022283
I bet you also do the
"C'MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
and
"Don't be a [pussy/faggot/narc]!"
0a8b96 No.2022311
>>2022309
Throw pork mivina in you
8e1c01 No.2022312
>>2022311
naw... theres a spot relatively close by that does the real stuff.
8e1c01 No.2022313
320ac6 No.2022314
>>2022310
That's exactly the type of shit I AVOID doing you baka
Trying to get people to do something they don't want to do or are hesitant about is bad
728480 No.2022315
>>2022303
I'd rather not wear anything.
320ac6 No.2022319
>Rin think's I'm an asshole irl
0a8b96 No.2022320
>>2022319
> 7 murricans on bed
> bed did not crush
Heeel, its a strong bed
11ed21 No.2022321
>>2022314
Oh, well, okay, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
But I'm still bringing my drinks into the bathroom with me.
320ac6 No.2022322
>>2022321
Oh so I'm a rapist now?
Such an upgrade from being an asshole lmao
728480 No.2022323
To be fair you're also a pedophile.
320ac6 No.2022324
>mfw consensual sex with a minor
11ed21 No.2022327
>>2022322
You act as if you'd be the only asshole there.
db8a9e No.2022328
There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.
11ed21 No.2022329
Except for the children who your permanently scar by defiling.
320ac6 No.2022330
>>2022327
Well if we were hanging out irl I wouldn't let other people be an asshole to you either
What kind of friend would I be?
11ed21 No.2022331
>>2022330
Trust is best earned rather than given, and I don't really know any of your friend.
d8d23d No.2022332
Someone needs to permenatly scar rin
db8a9e No.2022333
Don't listen to them, they wanted it.
11ed21 No.2022334
Obviously I just want a dick buried so far into my ass that whoever pulls it out gets crowned the King of Britain.
d8d23d No.2022335
320ac6 No.2022337
>>2022331
You'd get along really well with them seeing as you share pretty much all the same hobbies
c4b10f No.2022338
>>2022334
Does it have to be a real one? And how long does it have to be buried?
I really want a castle.
320ac6 No.2022340
Sabrina, a Cucumber is fine too
6f8185 No.2022341
He's like the biggest cocksock here
c4b10f No.2022342
Party at my castle after I get back from the farmers market!
cb7e87 No.2022343
>when your mom walks into the bathroom of your local gloryhole and you hear her voice
320ac6 No.2022344
>>2022341
I thought you were
6f8185 No.2022345
>>2022344
You really aren't that bright, are you?
d8d23d No.2022347
>>2022341
I dunno
I've heard some stuff about you
you're pretty gay
6f8185 No.2022349
>>2022347
Yeah, so gay I'm a virgin in every way
11ed21 No.2022351
Except the ways that ikt bends you.
d8d23d No.2022352
>>2022349
A virgin and he still begs for cock in his free time
320ac6 No.2022354
He's another Queenie
with the characteristics and autism of Pinkie Pie Mike
320ac6 No.2022357
Russian memes are so lolz
6f8185 No.2022358
>>2022351
Ikt bends though.
>>2022352
You do? Poor you, should do something about that
d8d23d No.2022360
>>2022358
See you always try and turn it around on me like that.
I know what you've done though faggot.
320ac6 No.2022363
Even I could tell Hu is a huge slut
After multiple years of shitposting you can just sniff em out at this point
320ac6 No.2022366
Blood-chan you're a girl though
Or at least with that dick size you should be lmaooo
6f8185 No.2022367
>>2022363
Yet the only one begging for sex here is you. You beg me every single day, you shameless slut
>>2022364
I know all your secrets. You always act so innocent, but in truth, you're anything but
d8d23d No.2022369
>>2022367
But I know better secrets
mine all suck
0a8b96 No.2022370
>>2022365
I'm ready to drink
6f8185 No.2022371
>>2022369
Oh you suck indeed~
d8d23d No.2022372
>>2022371
You're much better at it than I am though/
cb7e87 No.2022374
>>2022366
i love my dick, you'll love it too
>>2022368
lewd!
>>2022370
You slavs are so weird
6f8185 No.2022375
>>2022372
I wish I was at least as good as you
0a8b96 No.2022376
>>2022374
And you is so cute, small guy
d8d23d No.2022377
>>2022375
I bet you've had a lot of practice
No was I can compete
4b7728 No.2022378
there is nothing wrong with having a small penis
d8d23d No.2022379
>>2022378
Well you're a bottom so it doesn't matter.
6f8185 No.2022380
>>2022377
No practice at all.
How about we find a guy and practice on him, lets settle who's best once and for all?
4b7728 No.2022381
>>2022379
that's a separate matter
you shouldn't make fun of people for their penis size, unless they specifically request they would like for you to
d8d23d No.2022383
>>2022380
But I already know you're better.
>>2022381
Telling me not to do something just makes me wanna do it
d8d23d No.2022385
>>2022384
You can use mine though
*unzips penis*
If feel any teeth i'm gonna hit you.
0a8b96 No.2022386
>>2022382
Sorry cutie, but it isn't true
4b7728 No.2022387
>>2022383
I won't mind but I don't know about other people
0a8b96 No.2022388
> *unzips penis*
So you started the contest of mutated clitors?
d8d23d No.2022389
>>2022387
Are you asking me to bully your penis ?
How much of a degenerate are you ?
4b7728 No.2022391
>>2022389
I'm not asking you to, I'm just saying that if you did choose to I'd perhaps not be so distraught by it as some people might
d8d23d No.2022392
>>2022390
A virgin size queen
>>2022391
I don't feel like bullying your tiny dick at the moment.
6f8185 No.2022393
>>2022392
I only bottom people who got a bigger cock than I
4b7728 No.2022394
>>2022392
understandable
like I said previously I never asked you to bully it
d8d23d No.2022395
>>2022393
That must work out perfectly for you then.
Forever a bottom
6f8185 No.2022397
>>2022395
>he doesn't know
d8d23d No.2022401
>>2022400
Its weird how you went from "I wish I could get pregnant" to "forever top" in just a few days.
6f8185 No.2022402
>>2022401
What makes you think women who tops don't exists?
6f8185 No.2022404
>>2022403
Don't fuck your screen though!
d8d23d No.2022405
>>2022402
I know they exist
They just aren't intimidating
0a8b96 No.2022407
>>2022404
But screen is so sexual...... i don't know......
d8d23d No.2022408
>>2022406
no
you just cuck people
Is that your fetish ?
6f8185 No.2022409
>>2022407
But if you fuck it, it'll die and become all black
6f8185 No.2022410
>>2022408
How can a virgin have cucked anyone?
d8d23d No.2022411
>>2022410
Life, Uh, Finds a Way
0a8b96 No.2022412
>>2022409
I have second one, it's ok
6f8185 No.2022413
>>2022411
riiiight~
>>2022412
But 2 > 1
0a8b96 No.2022414
>>2022413
Second "monitor" it's TV, and it is not connected right now
d8d23d No.2022415
>>2022413
I'm gonna go get food
when I get back we are gonna have really hot cyber sex and i'm gonna send the logs to my boyfriend
0a8b96 No.2022416
Should i post photo of myself where i'm bald and drunk?
6f8185 No.2022417
>>2022415
hah, as if you can cyber
6f8185 No.2022419
>>2022416
If you wanna be known as an attentionwhore
0a8b96 No.2022420
>>2022419
When i'm drunk, i become attention whore
0a8b96 No.2022421
6f8185 No.2022422
>>2022420
A good reason why not to get drunk then
4b7728 No.2022423
I take back my statement
don't get drunk
6f8185 No.2022425
>>2022424
Good thing it's almost bedtime
0a8b96 No.2022426
>>2022425
It's 21:46, my evening has just begun
6f8185 No.2022427
>>2022426
21:46 is almost bedtime
0a8b96 No.2022428
>>2022427
You acting like a kid, be a man
6f8185 No.2022429
>>2022428
I'm so grown up I got to bed around the same time every day, and wake up around the same time as well
0a8b96 No.2022430
>>2022429
Dude, it didn't mean that you old, it's ok for person who studying/working
4b7728 No.2022431
I prefer ukranian friend sober :(
6f8185 No.2022432
>>2022430
I didn't say old. I said grown~
11ed21 No.2022433
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Sonic Rock is unironically enjoyable.
95b2a7 No.2022434
more guns in schools please
0a8b96 No.2022435
>>2022431
It's only 1 liter of beer when i'm hungry, i was wrote entry exam in my college when i'm get like 3, i'm ok
>>2022434
++++
Want my TT
4b7728 No.2022436
>>2022435
I can't gather much information from this but you shouldn't drink on an empty stomach it's not good for you
0a8b96 No.2022437
>>2022436
> drink on an empty stomach
It's like call "Heeeey, the fun part has just begun", so many fun stories about that
fbf935 No.2022438
>>2022434
hi I miss you
how are things
4b7728 No.2022439
>>2022437
this is completely indecipherable
I have zero understanding of what you're telling me
go to sleep my friend
11ed21 No.2022440
I wish I lived in America so I could play TTT for real.
cb7e87 No.2022441
>>2022440
we also play School Shooter. Its very popular.
0a8b96 No.2022443
>>2022441
How to play in this game?
4b7728 No.2022445
>>2022442
I'm sorry my friend
either stop and check your messages make sense, or go to sleep and we can chat tomorrow
11ed21 No.2022446
>>2022441
That's the general idea I was referencing.
d8d23d No.2022447
I thumbed down the sonic rock
95b2a7 No.2022448
>>2022438
I'm a barista now. Just finished a twelve hour shift. Paris won't have me, because I don't have a document I need to prove I studied in Spain. So now I'm going to a UK uni for a year or more, then transfer to Paris if I can get in when I have my paperwork. It's a pretty good uni. Best in the country for animation, or close.
How are you.
0a8b96 No.2022449
>>2022445
I just saying that i have many fun stories about my actions, when i was drunk
0a8b96 No.2022450
Loafie, wanna play Insurgency
0a8b96 No.2022451
fbf935 No.2022452
>>2022448
Going for animation? Very nice. I wish you the best of luck.
I got a second job again as I want to (finally) purchase a vehicle. Things with the lady have been going well. Off for today but orientation for new job tomorrow. Looking fwd to it
4b7728 No.2022453
>>2022449
I'm sure you have many interesting stories to tell, but I imagine shitposting on animus isn't one of them, so try and keep your alcohol consumption in moderation would you please? It's for your well-being ultimately.
>>2022450
No I still haven't got it to work properly, but there are other games we could play
0a8b96 No.2022454
>>2022453
> alcohol consumption in moderation would you please
I'm just a week, i drink only liter
> other games
Give an example
95b2a7 No.2022455
>>2022452
Luck isn't a controllable factor. Just have to work for it.
Who is this lady? The Indonesian ladyboy still?
0a8b96 No.2022456
fbf935 No.2022458
>>2022455
I never have or will date someone like that, locopls.
She's a smol German girl, we should be nearing 4 months soon <:
95b2a7 No.2022459
>>2022458
never say never.
Germans are cute. Especially the fat ones.
4b7728 No.2022460
>>2022454
that first sentence was an example of something you've said that's incomprehensible due to your drinking but I'll digress
100%OJ
Quake 2/Live
SF2
Scrabble
4b7728 No.2022461
I would add SAMP to that list if I had it installed
fbf935 No.2022462
>>2022459
shes not skinny but shes not obese either
0a8b96 No.2022463
>>2022460
> 100%OJ
Shit
> Quake 2/Live
Play like 10 years ago, na, don't want
> SF2
Can't find what is this
> Scrabble
Never played
4b7728 No.2022464
>>2022463
SF2 stands for street fighter 2, and scrabble is a word game, so as a non-native english speaker under the influence of alcohol you might find it a bit difficult
95b2a7 No.2022465
>>2022462
Is it nice to hold onto her cute bellyflaps?
Follow-up: is it nice to hold a woman in general? I wouldn't know.
4b7728 No.2022466
this would be a longer list if one particular asakura ryoko didn't make me do a system reset
fbf935 No.2022467
>>2022465
shes got a couple of chubby rolls and its 2cute
yes it is, she was particularly warm last night and having her wrapped around me was bliss
it is as nice as holding a man if you are into men. Close touch with your s/o is physically and mentally good for your health
95b2a7 No.2022468
>>2022467
I've never held anyone. I must be very ugly.
fbf935 No.2022469
>>2022468
You're quite alright loco
77db8f No.2022471
95b2a7 No.2022472
>>2022471
i hate grim too.
d8d23d No.2022473
Grim didn't even try and say hi to me
77db8f No.2022474
>>2022472
Weren't you like
calling him your chocolate daddy and saying how much you wanted his fat greasy dick to violate you and lamenting over how you will never have sex with Grim because he's definitely not gay?
95b2a7 No.2022475
>>2022474
Grim is caramel bear. Not chocolate daddy. And yes, I do want his shiny fat cock to slide inside my asshole. But he has a gf. And unless the gf likes to watch I don't have any business bringing that up with him and I wouldn't do that. So please don't shittalk me about things I haven't done.
77db8f No.2022476
>>2022475
There was no image I could upload to properly convey my disgust.
d8d23d No.2022477
Why the fuck is Ronnie rapping again ?
fce070 No.2022481
fce070 No.2022484
0a8b96 No.2022485
>>2022484
Show yourself first!
0a8b96 No.2022487
>>2022486
i don't remember you
fce070 No.2022488
>>2022487
Not my problem, go to bed
0a8b96 No.2022489
Now i'm really falling into sleep, goodnight
fce070 No.2022490
cb7e87 No.2022498
>>2022497
Hi Grim how have you been? ^^
fbf935 No.2022499
>>2022498
been oke. i dont like cold rain
wbu
42f621 No.2022500
i feel groggy and lethargic
blech
cb7e87 No.2022502
>>2022499
i feel on my back three weeks ago and it still hurts!
come walk with me in the rain
0c922f No.2022503
>>2022502
As a creature that's mostly on your back this must affect your sales.
cb7e87 No.2022505
going to work, bbl
>>2022503
nah its cool, i don't have to fake my moans
>>2022504
i wish i was a cute anime girl...
0c922f No.2022506
>>2022505
Moans of fake pleasure to moans of real pain.
4b7728 No.2022507
where is everyone it's friday
0c922f No.2022508
>>2022507
Face down in vomit.
42f621 No.2022509
ef3124 No.2022511
>>2022507
Had to go buy alcohol
4b7728 No.2022512
>>2022509
why don't you sleep nezi-chan desu
>>2022511
what alcohol
ef3124 No.2022513
>>2022512
They're delicious
0c922f No.2022514
>>2022509
Tired is the best emotion.
153a98 No.2022516
Friday Night. Time for Altered Carbon
00e37c No.2022517
>>2022513
Eww.....wine cooler....
86dfc2 No.2022518
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
it seems like women are considered strong if they like proclaim that they don't need a man or something. i think the really real strong woman song wouldn't even talk about a man
00e37c No.2022519
>>2022518
I think a strong woman is one who can bring me a sammich after receiving a pair of irish sunglasses.
ef3124 No.2022520
>>2022517
It's vodka you mong
86dfc2 No.2022521
>>2022519
stop messing around!
86dfc2 No.2022522
god damn this double clicking mouse
00e37c No.2022523
>>2022520
Still a wine cooler. And still pussy alcohol.
>>2022521
What? I am being fully serious. Two knocks to the head and still moving? That is strong.
86dfc2 No.2022524
>>2022523
i realized i didn't really know what irish sunglasses meant. i was thinking something sexual lol
42f621 No.2022526
>>2022512
too early for sleeps
i also need to exercise today
ef3124 No.2022527
>>2022523
Tastes good, all I care about. Not drinking it to get plastered
00e37c No.2022528
>>2022524
>>2022525
Or resting your balls over eyes? That isn't how you do that though....
The Irish insist that women respect our authority as the wielders of the penis.
>>2022527
Then why drink?
86dfc2 No.2022529
>Not drinking it to get plastered
86dfc2 No.2022531
>>2022528
it's kinda sad to just kinda accept domestic abuse and alcoholism as part of your culture
86dfc2 No.2022533
at least i don't drop nbombs anymore
00e37c No.2022534
>>2022531
How else are you going to reproduce without sexandviolence?
>>2022532
Morning bud.
>>2022533
Stop being a nigger.
86dfc2 No.2022535
although my email is an nbomb actually
ef3124 No.2022536
>>2022528
To get a slight buzz, the whole pack usually does that. No hang over but enough to relax
>>2022529
Too expensive
86dfc2 No.2022538
>>2022532
'ello
>>2022534
got me man
procreation doesn't really make sense to me tbh
>>2022536
i get wasted for like 15 bucks
728480 No.2022539
>>2022538
Hi, TP.
I just woke up so I'm a bit groggy.
ef3124 No.2022540
>>2022538
What do you drink
86dfc2 No.2022541
>>2022539
i gotcha
i'm always hella grumpy after naps. i would never want to post in that state
>>2022540
bottle of merlot then a case of pbr
00e37c No.2022542
>>2022536
>sixer of 5% alcohol ~ 6 shots of 40% abv
>Slight buzz
We talking about an all day thing here?
>>2022537
What you up to?
>>2022538
Fair enough I suppose.
728480 No.2022543
>>2022541
I got to talk to a very good friend when I woke up so I'm happy.
>>2022542
I just woke up and might play some games, but I saw you here and wanted to talk to you.
00e37c No.2022544
A fifth of any cheap whiskey or spirit is usually about 15 bucks, too.
00e37c No.2022545
>>2022543
I just got home from a 12 hour day. Fun times. I'm not sure how much longer I will be awake and attentive lol.
What games ya been playing lately?
ef3124 No.2022546
>>2022541
I can't drink wine, it just tastes like vinegar to me
>>2022542
No, about 4 hours
And there's 4 in a box
86dfc2 No.2022547
>>2022542
like a bunch of my friends have kids and i honestly lost respect for them
>>2022543
that's cool. one of my bros called me the other night and it definitely upped my spirits
728480 No.2022548
>>2022545
You should rest.
Mostly Monster Hunter.
>>2022547
It's good to have good friends.
ef3124 No.2022549
>>2022548
On a scale from amazing to jizztastic, how good is MHW
00e37c No.2022550
>>2022546
What the shit? Those come in 4-packs in canada? Insane! You can only get them in a sixer or a 12 pack here.
Fair enough. Carry on.
>>2022547
Gotta carry on the family name though. And continue on the Great White America.
>>2022548
I'm sure I'll pass out soon enough.
You like it?
728480 No.2022551
>>2022549
Literally orgasmic each time I play it.
00e37c No.2022553
Stop beating off while you play....
ef3124 No.2022554
>>2022550
There's a box of 12 but it's a mix of cranberry, lime, original and black cherry. Not bad for the weekend, but it's still fairly expensive
86dfc2 No.2022555
>>2022546
dude wine is the best
i drink a lot of it cause i can't really drink hard anymore and wine is the quickest buzz
but like i can also casually enjoy a glass or two with dinner two
>>2022548
yeah it really is
can you imagine like not having anyone you can turn to?
you'd probably end up shooting up something
>>2022550
yeah i can't really find a good way to look at the whole thing without it seeming incredibly selfish
86dfc2 No.2022556
c1dc0e No.2022557
I beat off every time TP gives me attention.
ef3124 No.2022558
>>2022555
No idea how people enjoy it
86dfc2 No.2022560
>>2022558
well you're what, like 19?
you'll learn to enjoy it
00e37c No.2022561
>>2022554
We can get a 12-pack can here of it. The 12 btl is a variety pack.
I would probably get a 12 or 24 of moosehead though. It is farily cheap here. Usually cheaper than American beer, if not the same price.
>>2022555
I can get it. Bringing in a life to the world that has no choice in the matter. But look at it as you being god. You are creating life, and the little fucking shit better be thankful.
86dfc2 No.2022562
>>2022561
that's so true man. sometimes i feel guilty having cats even. like boosting my ego by knowing that i am their everything and shit. it's disgusting in a way
00e37c No.2022563
Just like people, White is the best when it comes to Wines. I never could get into Merlot. Too dry. Carb Suav is alright. Sweet reds, and Rose's are good though.
But pretty much anything white is good. And Champagne is great as well.
00e37c No.2022564
Now I wish I had a bottle of champagne to drink.....fuck you TP
00e37c No.2022566
>>2022562
I've stopped feeling guilty about anything. I just don't care enough about other people or their opinions.
>>2022565
>>2022553
86dfc2 No.2022567
i can drink whites if they're all their is but idk i just prefer reds
and my pallet isn't really refined enough to tell you what all the different ones taste like
86dfc2 No.2022568
>>2022565
do you think you could ever do that if shit got bleak enough?
>>2022566
i for the most part am the same
until i have enough dead time to get into my head
and remember how fucked up everything is
728480 No.2022569
>>2022566
I cant/ its so much fun.
0c922f No.2022570
>>2022563
I can only drink wine when I cook with it. Otherwise it tastes like nyquil fermented up someones ass.
ef3124 No.2022571
00e37c No.2022572
>>2022568
I've fucked over plenty of people. I have helped enough people. It balances out, or is a crapshoot. Either way, I wash my hands of it.
>>2022569
You just like showing off.
>>2022570
Do you cook with fortified wine? Ports or Sherry's? Those are really good to drink on their own as well, by the by.
But I'd say try a sweet white. A Reisling or a Gewurst.
728480 No.2022573
>>2022568
Not shooting, but I have tried to kill myself before.
Though I'm past that part of my life.
ef3124 No.2022574
>>2022561
I've had like 12 or 13 different beers, all of them were disgusting
0c922f No.2022576
>>2022572
I buy a cab to throw into my spaghetti while it cooks. Whatever's on sale.
Gewurst is actually the only wine I can drink straight.
00e37c No.2022577
>>2022574
Have you ever considered wearing panties?
>>2022575
I, uh, err, didn't really think that one through.
728480 No.2022578
>>2022577
Maybe I could show off for you,
ef3124 No.2022579
00e37c No.2022580
>>2022576
I've never done that before. How does it affect the taste of the spaghetti? You use a whole bottle into the pot?
>>2022578
Got an idea?
>>2022579
I'd say give it a thought.
86dfc2 No.2022581
ah man i knew there was something was something weird about that bottle when i uncorked it. fucking black debris at the bottom. yuck. smh dark horse. smh!
>>2022571
i was just joking
but i realized i didn't really know how old you were
and it would make sense for you to be 19
>>2022572
for sure. some people never help others at all
like it takes a lot for me to stop what i'm doing and help
if someone doesn't ask for it
>>2022573
damn dog that's edgy af
how'd you try to do it?
and i'm glad!
0c922f No.2022582
>>2022580
Nah, one cup. Cup and a half if it needs it. I add a lot of tomato and find adding a cab cuts the sweetness a bit and balances it better. Main thing is I let it simmer for 4 hours.
728480 No.2022583
>>2022580
I have a jock strap ordered and coming this weekend.
>>2022581
Hanging and was going to OD the last time.
00e37c No.2022584
>>2022581
I'll help as best I can. I just don't care if you are thankful for it.
>>2022582
Simmer for 4 hours? Man that is a long time to cook spaghetti. Aren't you pretty much making that shit soggy as fuck?
>>2022583
I've never worn one.
0c922f No.2022585
>>2022584
Sorry, I make the sauce for 4 hours.
728480 No.2022586
>>2022584
Want to see me in mine?
ef3124 No.2022587
>>2022580
>le men drink beer maymay
Good one
86dfc2 No.2022588
>>2022583
damn why is hanging so popular?
that's how my friend did it
and my dad's friend's kid recently did it
>>2022584
how do you feel about the guys who go up and down rows of cars at stop lights. around me they seem to be mostly drifter/hitch hiker types who do that particular style of begging
lately there's been the same dude there for like a few weeks
then i thought about how much money they could potentially make. like it's not a bad racket
86dfc2 No.2022590
>>2022589
seems like jumping off something tall would be easier and less painful
728480 No.2022591
>>2022590
I don't think I could.
00e37c No.2022592
>>2022586
Iffin you want to share.
>>2022585
Ahh, that makes sense.
>>2022587
Na, manly men drink scotch or whisky. Normal men drink beer. Women and gays drink wine coolers.
>>2022588
People live of it. At least here. They literally have like 6 people who beg on highway curbs and pool the money to rent a place and buy food and shit. Fuck them.
c1dc0e No.2022593
>>2022559
Thank was a good wank sesh.
86dfc2 No.2022594
drowning, suffocating, or asphyxiation would be terrible lol
99cae0 No.2022595
>>2022594
nice to see you too, TP
ef3124 No.2022597
Holy fuck that was embarrassing for them
>>2022592
Or people with taste buds
86dfc2 No.2022598
>>2022591
i guess like jumping off a building is more public too
and like a lot of people who ky don't want the attention, they just want out
>>2022592
yeah i used to occasionally give a dollar when i was in a good mood but once i thought about what their hourly pay must be
i think i'm going to start being shitty to them
i actually had an app idea awhile back where you can tag beggars, so you can either find them to give money, or like my main user base, to avoid because of white guilt
>>2022593
you have a donger?
>>2022595
oh hey BD what's good
00e37c No.2022599
>>2022596
Sure.
>>2022597
Na. There are some really delish oamteal stouts, or coffee porters, or milk stouts, vanilla porters, even good IPAs. There are good beers out there.
And the common light beer tastes very bland. I would love anybody to tell me that Michelob Ultra tasted disgusting. It tastes like water.
c1dc0e No.2022600
>>2022598
Doesn't everyone?
0c922f No.2022601
>>2022592
Apologies for the incorrect term.
99cae0 No.2022602
>>2022598
just lurking a little, i saw the recent activity spike and figured id drop by for TP night
42f621 No.2022603
next gen of pokemon leaked
00e37c No.2022604
>>2022598
You can't avoid them in my city. There are at every highway intersection. They are on most major intersections.
They get a fuck ton of money from bleeding heart women. Fuck them. They could get a job, but they make too much money doing what they do. It is just like fucking mexicans at home depot. They don't do cheap labor. They are expecting 15-20 bucks an hour. Get fucked with tat shit, bud.
>>2022601
Na bud, you are good. Just a miscommunication.
728480 No.2022605
>>2022599
I'm kind of excited now.
42f621 No.2022606
i think quakstak is my favorite
0c922f No.2022608
>>2022604
But yeah. Cooking with alcohol is the best.
>>2022607
Alcohol.
86dfc2 No.2022609
>>2022600
a proverbial one at least
even feminists use sayings like "grow a pair"
>>2022602
sweet. i might be a bit sporadic for the next couple hours cause i have to shitpost in /tv/ for big brother
>>2022604
i REALLY REALLY hate ones outside grocery stores. like stores should not allow that
they get you when you come in AND when you come out
once there was a dude outside an atm spot. i haven't seen that since thank god cause that would be my new least favorite thing ever
>>2022607
OH SHIT
99cae0 No.2022610
>>2022609
sure thats fine i have to talk to my girlfriend and break my headphones by accident in the mean time anyways
00e37c No.2022611
>>2022605
Oh?
>>2022608
The alcohol just evaporates though, eh?
>>2022609
Stores do not allow that. They get chased off all the time. But stores do let the girl scouts and shit do it.
0c922f No.2022612
>>2022611
It does. But the flavor remains.
Unless I add the alcohol last, then it's all good times.
86dfc2 No.2022613
>>2022610
amazon basics makes a decent affordable pair of headphones
99cae0 No.2022614
>>2022613
these are good i just have to stop almost ripping the cord out by accident in the dark
86dfc2 No.2022615
>>2022611
well i love girl scout cookies
they are providing a much needed service
target seems to do a good job keeping away beggars
that's my jam
8e0188 No.2022616
>>2022608
yes.
>>2022609
trip you moving like a jipsy, stop woew back it up and let me see your hips swing.
728480 No.2022618
>>2022611
The idea of showing off for you is something I've wanted to do for ages.
00e37c No.2022621
>>2022612
Ever cook with a spirit?
>>2022615
Target has good....clientele as well, if you know what I'm saying.
>>2022618
Why?
86dfc2 No.2022622
>>2022616
lol what are you black now?
86dfc2 No.2022623
>>2022617
fuck that guy
they are better than beats by dre
0c922f No.2022624
>>2022621
When I'm baking, yeah. Most recent was with Crown Royal Maple, making maple cupcakes.
ef3124 No.2022626
>>2022599
It tastes like water that's gone bad, which is a feat
00e37c No.2022627
>>2022624
Maple anything is delish. I approve of your shenanigans.
>>2022625
......lies.
86dfc2 No.2022628
>>2022621
yeah man i've realized that since i've started selling my soul and walmarting (cause this one is really convenient on the way home. and it's right by tobacco hut which is where i go to avoid the city taxes)
like the people who shop at walmart, are... fucking... like... if you could torch the whole store at any given time, a justice would be done
0c922f No.2022629
>>2022627
Yeah, think rum cake, but with maple frosting instead.
728480 No.2022630
>>2022627
I'm just very fond of you and like to be intimate with people I really like.
00e37c No.2022631
>>2022626
Water that has gone bad? Let me guess, you have never drank tap water before?
>>2022628
Just not in the morning. There are innocent vendors in there.
>>2022629
Top it off with some maple cream.....
>>2022630
But I am legit an asshole. Ask drunky.
8e0188 No.2022632
>>2022622
I'm often lurking, infact daily.
99cae0 No.2022633
>>2022617
these actually are sony on ear headphones i have that jack in but also have a little external AAA bettery for a little boost
00e37c No.2022634
>>2022632
I read that as 'infant daily'
ef3124 No.2022635
>>2022631
I drink it fairly often, because the water fountain at work tastes off. We just got a fridge with that built in water and ice thing so I drink it now, whereas I didn't drink it for about 21 years
728480 No.2022636
>>2022631
After nearly 6 years of being your friend being an asshole hardly seems to be an issue.
86dfc2 No.2022637
>>2022631
oh yeah like don't get me wrong
walmart employees are great. their self checkout is on point
the people who shop their are the worst on the planet
>>2022632
i also weirdly read this as infant
99cae0 No.2022638
86dfc2 No.2022639
WHY AM I FUCKING UP MY THERES AND THEIRS AFHSJGDKJHGJKSDGNKSHGSGF
00e37c No.2022640
>>2022635
You win this round to the fact that I no longer care enough to carry it on.
>>2022636
6 years? Has it been that long?
>>2022637
Agreed. But at Target, man, those women shopping there can get you distracting and stocking the same thing over and over and over again forgetting you had it in your hand.
86dfc2 No.2022641
wait lol i got it right
calm down TP
8e0188 No.2022642
>>2022634
infinitally daily.
>>2022637
infantile daily lurking.
00e37c No.2022644
>>2022642
It would have just worked if you broke that up and said in fact instead of infact, since, you know, infact isn't a word.
>>2022643
Jesus I am old. Drunky said I look well into my 30s.
8e0188 No.2022645
>>2022640
that's a fun image.
4b7728 No.2022646
00e37c No.2022647
>>2022645
You're a fun poster.
728480 No.2022648
>>2022644
Older guys are hot though.
99cae0 No.2022649
>>2022641
times i actually fuck up my their's, there's, and they'reseses: very few
times i think i did: *scans previous sentence*
00e37c No.2022651
>>2022648
Hey you're right. I need to go bag me a hot 18 year old.
99cae0 No.2022652
8e0188 No.2022653
>>2022647
AWWWWW, thank you!!!
ef3124 No.2022656
>>2022655
The bottle caps are the more confusing part
37a75a No.2022657