75b8e7 No.2014042
Will you be my Valentine, /animus/? ♥
75b8e7 No.2014046
I love you more than jesus
fd3e63 No.2014047
ed856d No.2014049
>>2014035
+ -, but i think what some nations\layers of population, should die to humanity grows up
f411f5 No.2014050
>I'm already Echo's Valentine
Wow.
You didn't even ask.
2da5ce No.2014052
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Now if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
ed856d No.2014053
> Will you be my Valentine, /animus/? ♥
79e8a6 No.2014054
>>2014050
Yeah, I just decided.
You don't really have a choice in the matter.
77cc8f No.2014055
>>2014053
You know you like it
5987d4 No.2014056
posting to say i'm not posting
nini
77cc8f No.2014057
2da5ce No.2014059
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT
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403608 No.2014060
>>2014052
The way guys hair should look.
f411f5 No.2014061
>>2014054
This abusive relationship.
fd3e63 No.2014062
>>2014053
Pretty much this
>>2014056
night night, sleep well
2da5ce No.2014063
>>2014060
This nigga was getting all the rawr xD pussii back in 2007
Man I loved that song way back
75b8e7 No.2014064
>>2014008
Did you like it?
>
>>2014047
:c
>>2014051
Cool thanks
Also I know of someone with a mushroom-shaped body part I could give the card you made to
>>2014056
Sleep well ^^
79e8a6 No.2014065
>>2014061
It's not my fault you like it that way.
Maybe if you were a bit less degenerate I wouldn't have to.
77cc8f No.2014066
>>2014064
Feel free to do so.
403608 No.2014067
>>2014063
I liked those years a lot
f411f5 No.2014068
>>2014065
And you have the audacity to call -me- a bully.
75b8e7 No.2014069
tfw u've been baked out of ur mind and now a bunch more people are posting and u need to keep up with ur cards
>>2014066
I will if he posts
How's your day going? ^^
403608 No.2014071
What will my card end up being ?
77cc8f No.2014072
>>2014069
My day's alright, it basically just started and i had a pleasant exchange with my bank, I hate customer service so it's always nice when it's smooth.
And yourself?
79e8a6 No.2014076
>>2014068
You get off on it.
2da5ce No.2014077
Rin's that stay at home wife that doesn't even do the dishes and bitches at Echo
Echo is the definition of a pushover who won't leave the abusive relationship cause he's scared of being alone so he just takes all the abuse from his wife and washes the dishes and when he askes what his wife was doing while he was at work
She says "I was building computers"
55dff3 No.2014078
>>2014074
Don't be so surprised.
2da5ce No.2014079
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2014067
Those were great times
2da5ce No.2014080
OH OH I WANT SOME MORE
OH OH WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
2da5ce No.2014081
Everyones getting screencaps and I got space jam
Color me triggered
2da5ce No.2014083
>>2014082
Pics
I need new fap material tbh
f411f5 No.2014084
>>2014076
This is slander.
>>2014078
I just don't know if I can fulfill his expectations uwu
75b8e7 No.2014085
>>2014072
That's good; probably best to aim for less busy times like morning
I'm pretty good, I keep forgetting to eat breakfast even though it's right next to me tho
At least it's just weird breakfast cookies that aren't time sensitive
>>2014074
♥
>>2014075
♥
79e8a6 No.2014086
>>2014084
Yeah, whatever you say, idiot Admiral.
7b7f9a No.2014087
Kanna Gang? More like... "Shut the fuck up" Gang
403608 No.2014089
>>2014083
I don't think I have any pictures of back then
what a shame
75b8e7 No.2014092
>>2014081
You prefer screencaps to that? I dunno, Space Jam is pretty good
>>2014088
I started eating after I made that post
And yeah I saw that; I think it was before I was making cards tho
I kind of just searched posts I already had screencapped and screencapped them again except with /fem/'s board theme
I still have it as my custom 8chan theme as we speak because I haven't bothered to turn it off, actually
>>2014090
Lmao, great reaction
77cc8f No.2014093
>>2014092
It's a pretty good theme. I used Dark.
55dff3 No.2014094
>>2014084
Well then don't. bam.
>>2014092
What the fuck is this?
77cc8f No.2014096
75b8e7 No.2014097
>>2014093
I usually use Amber and then people complain when I don't disable it before making meme images out of screencaps
Dark themes are best; my eyes were actually raped a bit by this pink feminine theme when I woke up this morning
>>2014094
Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode I
I should have remembered ur too young to get that reference
77cc8f No.2014099
>>2014097
Amber's alright, the orange isn't for me, it feels like a halloween theme
77cc8f No.2014100
>>2014098
These vids don't work in my country
6dcb8f No.2014101
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2014100
Dirty dumb frog scum.
f411f5 No.2014103
File: 0ae03ee7a2c7bcf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.31 KB, 680x970, 68:97, a7700968afba2637b9379024b1….jpg)
>>2014094
But if that makes him sad ?
77cc8f No.2014104
>>2014101
I am in the UK at the moment.
55dff3 No.2014105
>>2014097
Shutup...
>>2014103
Then you've already won.
6dcb8f No.2014106
>>2014104
Eh, it's all the same.
aff14b No.2014108
>>2014046
I love you too <3
>>2014040 Pink
Its too late now, I'll just stay home until work starts...
>>2014041 Blue
Yeah, okay...
>>2014044 White
Thanks !! ^_^
>>2014049
Is that your waifu..?
6dcb8f No.2014109
1 wounded, 1 in custody in shooting at entrance to NSA headquarters
Rev up that happening hype boys!
77cc8f No.2014111
>>2014108
Alright then, hope you have a good valentine's day anyway then
aff14b No.2014112
>>2014064
I love it, thanks Erio <3 <3 <3
6dcb8f No.2014113
>>2014107
You're not a race anymore, can't be racist.
aff14b No.2014114
>>2014111
laying on my sofa with no man is suffering
ed856d No.2014115
>>2014108
I tell you a third time, NO
75b8e7 No.2014116
>>2014099
I don't mind a bit of Halloween every day as long as my eyes aren't raped
Dark is nice colors but I think I'm just not used to rounded post corners
>>2014105
♥
How're you bby
>>2014112
I mean the first episode of Citrus, lol
77cc8f No.2014117
>>2014113
You're mean anyway
>>2014114
Then find a guy jesus it's not hard
f411f5 No.2014119
>>2014105
It should be my goal to make people sad?
ed856d No.2014120
>>2014118
She is child, Ukrainian law's, other stuff
6dcb8f No.2014121
>>2014117
Bigger, meaner, and uglier 'an you are. Don't you forget it.
aff14b No.2014122
>>2014116
It was gross. I had to pace for an hour to stop the cringe. I didn't know Yuri anime was like that.
>>2014117
Its hard because everyone is older than me, married with children, or gay
There's this cute black guy there but I found out he's with someone.
>>2014120
So? Be in her life now and when she's old enough you breed with her
75b8e7 No.2014123
>>2014122
Lmao
You're going to have to watch Matsuri do lesbian things if you want to bask in her edge
77cc8f No.2014124
>>2014116
I've changed the css a bit to remove round corners, and some dumb underline stuff
>
aff14b No.2014125
>>2014123
I thought she was nice, wtf
ed856d No.2014126
>>2014122
Only with u, u is the best waifu
77cc8f No.2014127
>>2014121
Yessir
>>2014122
Sucks.No one around your age?
ed856d No.2014128
>>2014124
> no dollchan
Lolwut?
aff14b No.2014129
>>2014126
really? do you like dogs?
>>2014127
No lol people my age are turned away often
fd3e63 No.2014130
>>2014124
>not making the thumbnails much smaller
nigger
77cc8f No.2014131
>>2014128
I don't understand what you're talking about.
>>2014130
I like the pictures.
75b8e7 No.2014132
>>2014124
Nice
Can u put your CSS on Pastebin or something
>>2014125
Maybe she'll get you into girls
6dcb8f No.2014135
>>2014127
GOOD.
Now... I must leave, so keep these animals in line while I'm out.
77cc8f No.2014136
>>2014134
It's called an imageboard, I don't think wanting to see the pics is invalid.
>>2014133
What's it do? Can't find a feature list on the wiki.
>>2014135
Seeya qt
ed856d No.2014138
>>2014136
Making aib easier to use
Auto hide, styles, redacting posts, other cool stuff
77cc8f No.2014139
>>2014137
Damn I look sexy on default theme.
>>2014132
https://pastebin.com/raw/wnDhnRk9
>>2014138
I'll check it out, thankies.
aff14b No.2014140
>>2014132
Stop
>>2014133
I like dogs too, they're my favorite animal
ed856d No.2014141
>>2014140
Dogs need a lot of attention, too hard for me
55dff3 No.2014142
>>2014116
Worse because you gave me a dumb card.
>>2014119
To destroy your enemies.
aff14b No.2014144
>>2014141
I like dogs for a completely different reason though
fd3e63 No.2014146
>>2014139
Default with smaller thumbs and hidden namefield
ed856d No.2014148
>>2014144
They make you be active, this is useful. Cats make u lazy (
aff14b No.2014149
>>2014148
I don't like cats, they don't listen and strays are hard to catch
75b8e7 No.2014151
>>2014139
Thanks ♥
I think I might also make the post text a bit brighter
>>2014140
Stop introducing you to 11/10 lesbian anime girls?
>>2014142
They're all dumb meme cards tho
>>2014143
19b5fc No.2014152
>>2014151
Here's the door.
Don't let it hit your ass on your way out.
Or do.
403608 No.2014153
>>2014151
This is the best one
perfection
aff14b No.2014154
>>2014150
Is she tired?
>>2014151
Like I didn't even know Mei was a slut
I would bang that teacher though
I hope Matsuri is normal
ed856d No.2014155
>>2014149
They just don't see leader in you hihihi , i don't have this problem
aff14b No.2014158
>>2014155
I can't snuggle a cat on Valentines...
>>2014157
Hi
75b8e7 No.2014160
>>2014152
Rude :c
>>2014153
He didn't appreciate it
No one is able to just be content with what they have
>>2014154
Lol
I won't spoil anything :3
aff14b No.2014161
>>2014159
Guns don't work on me
>
aff14b No.2014163
>>2014162
I have a few dogs I need to get rid of soon...
fd3e63 No.2014164
77cc8f No.2014165
>>2014164
Don't try to deny it
75b8e7 No.2014166
I wonder how many episodes with best girl in them it will take to get Blood-chan to like vagina
aff14b No.2014167
>>2014166
Alright I'm going to drop this anime.
75b8e7 No.2014168
>>2014167
I guess I'm the only one worthy to have Matsuri as my waifu
77cc8f No.2014169
>>2014167
Yes. The dick is da wae
ed856d No.2014170
>>2014163
Is not the chihuahua a dog the size of a rat?
75b8e7 No.2014171
Dickgirls are the best of both worlds
Blood-chan, you could just like, assume all the characters are dickgirls
aff14b No.2014172
>>2014168
Well I started it, now I have to finish it. I hope it's not long.
>>2014169
/thread
>>2014170
No lol smol dogs aren't as much fun as the larger ones
>>2014171
no....
Why do you want me to be lesbian? You know I can't do it
75b8e7 No.2014173
>>2014172
Exploring yourself is healthy, but I wouldn't want you to force yourself to like girls ^^
I know you'll always love cock too and that's great
Just go with whatever feels natural, really :3
I'm pretty sure it's just standard 12 episodes long
IIRC, the rest of it in general should have high quantities of Matsuri
ed856d No.2014174
>>2014172
Large dogs are scary, pitbull of my size can easily eat a small man
75b8e7 No.2014175
By "the rest of it" I mean the episodes not out yet
aff14b No.2014177
File: 733401328beb519⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 295.17 KB, 850x1212, 425:606, __mash_kyrielight_and_ride….jpg)
>>2014173
You write a lot...
I have a problem, I can't stream anime so I will have to DL it a day after it comes out :c
>>2014174
Blah...
Do you like me?
>>2014175
That clears it up
>>2014176
So are dragons
ed856d No.2014178
>>2014176
My size bulldogs is not i'm 183cm \ 85kg
>>2014177
It's hard to say, we talked too little to say this for sure
aff14b No.2014179
>>2014178
So you don't know much about me huh?
55dff3 No.2014180
>>2014151
I want a nice dumb meme.
403608 No.2014181
>>2014177
true
>>2014178
I had two and they were both babies
they didn't like tall people though
26686c No.2014182
ed856d No.2014183
>>2014179
No, i know enough, i just want to see the middle meanings
>>2014181
I don't tall
77cc8f No.2014185
>>2014182
YOU IGNORED ME!!!! >:c
aff14b No.2014186
>>2014181
Eating machine...
>>2014182
Onii-chan~
>>2014183
What do you know now?
403608 No.2014187
>>2014183
6foot is pretty tall
aff14b No.2014188
>>2014184
H-happy valentine's <3
26686c No.2014189
>>2014185
I was making lunch.
A ghoul's gotta eat.
>>2014186
Did you find a special someone yet?
aff14b No.2014190
File: a93e3702d409b08⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 139.17 KB, 850x852, 425:426, 80254fe0474b8f19f333e896ec….jpg)
>>2014189
I did not. No one even ask ed me out...
I mean i'm not ugly, I am a bit pale, my hair is a hot mess, I'm a bit short, but i'm not fat... and I laugh at everything and I love to smile
ed856d No.2014192
>>2014186
Things what i can't use, cos i live on other side of planet
77cc8f No.2014194
>>2014193
6 feet is above average pretty much everywhere in the world
aff14b No.2014195
File: edb1cdbc83c6313⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.26 MB, 2000x1384, 250:173, __fujimaru_ritsuka_and_rid….jpg)
ed856d No.2014196
>>2014195
I do not want to compromise you, can tell on email, or other services
aff14b No.2014197
>>2014196
I'm nervous about talking to people in private
ed856d No.2014198
>>2014197
Na, it's ok, let's go
aff14b No.2014199
>>2014198
I'll be right back <3
Also I'll probably delete my Discord after using it....
26686c No.2014201
>>2014190
I'll pity you if you want to have valentines day with your brother.
>>2014191
Already ate.
403608 No.2014203
>>2014193
no
maybe you just don't know what tall is
I've seen you call yourself small
6foot 180 pounds isn't very small
you're actually kinda big
26686c No.2014204
The falling stars you wished upon
are cinders now and now they're gone.
Their residue festoons my fetid field.
Revealing husks of lovers past,
their shells are all that ever last--
I've taken everything that they've concealed.
Whoever told you life was fair?
Look around you everywhere, the cruelty of Nature is displayed.
Why the scorn? Why the surprise?
Everything that's born must die and it isn't I who made the world that way.
What wicked little twist of fate placed you here upon my plate?
Here where no one hears your cries?
Where was your God to steer you through?
Perhaps your God's forsaken you?
Otherwise, why lead you here to die?
fd3e63 No.2014205
>>2014165
Don't even have to try
77cc8f No.2014206
>>2014205
You're right, you're in constant denial
ed856d No.2014207
>>2014203
> you're actually kinda big
I I'm trying to lose weight. In september i was 105-107 kg, this is what's called "big"
403608 No.2014208
>>2014207
Nice progress
keep working on it
fd3e63 No.2014214
>>2014213
She is, isn't she?
77cc8f No.2014215
>>2014214
I don't know what you mean, all I see is you
276f5e No.2014219
Merry Valentines friends!!
I slept a bit :)
fd3e63 No.2014220
>>2014219
Should go out with George
7b7f9a No.2014221
276f5e No.2014222
>>2014220
:( he's like 8 states away
eec0b3 No.2014223
playing saxophone is hard
26686c No.2014224
>>2014223
Happy Valentines
403608 No.2014225
How are sinni and george dating ?
Wasn't he engaged or something ?
I know its none of my business but I am confused
ed856d No.2014226
eec0b3 No.2014227
>>2014224
I'm alone again this year.
fd3e63 No.2014229
7b7f9a No.2014230
>>2014225
He was, but he is an asshole so. you know.
26686c No.2014233
276f5e No.2014234
>>2014225
Nah he was never engaged.
:)c goerge and I have been dating for 6 months now.
>>2014229
qq
eec0b3 No.2014237
george and i were engaged to be married before that whore slut sinni came along and sucked him into the disgusting maw she calls a vagina
i miss him so
403608 No.2014238
>>2014234
oh okay
good luck then
26686c No.2014239
If Mike doesn't mind getting cucked though I don't see why we should care beyond it being digusting polygamy and moogs being a scumbag.
eec0b3 No.2014242
>>2014240
it's okay. at first i kind of liked being cucked. but now i feel lonely since he isn't inside my asshole at valentine's. he's in yours.
</3
7b7f9a No.2014243
Loco is just a waste of space tbh
620a4e No.2014246
>i kind of liked being cucked
>but now i feel lonely since he isn't inside my asshole at valentine's
7b7f9a No.2014247
>>2014246
Cant believe wish relates
276f5e No.2014248
>>2014241
scoots it's valentines
I thought you were gonna stop bullying me ;(
>>2014242
:( I'll be in there if you want.
>>2014244
620a4e No.2014250
>>2014247
I don't think I've ever been cucked actually
7a9965 No.2014251
7b7f9a No.2014252
>>2014248
I thought about it, and then remembered I still havent got my Sailor folder yet...
403608 No.2014253
I'm gonna cuck wish at anime expo
276f5e No.2014256
>>2014252
>:( I'm working on it I promise.
Give me until my next day off.
403608 No.2014257
>>2014254
I'm gonna fuck the guy you like
620a4e No.2014258
>>2014257
But what if they're not Anime Expo?
620a4e No.2014259
ed856d No.2014260
7b7f9a No.2014261
>>2014256
Good. No more bully. For now.
26686c No.2014263
I can't believe Ban is gonna fuck Ikt
403608 No.2014264
>>2014258
Good thing I can fly to Canada anytime I want.
620a4e No.2014265
>>2014264
What if they're not in Canada?
403608 No.2014266
>>2014265
West Hollywood
whatever
620a4e No.2014267
>>2014266
Is that... where Darwin lives?
403608 No.2014268
>>2014267
yeah
did I just dox him ?
620a4e No.2014269
>>2014268
Nah, I think people knew that already.
I don't think I have anyone I like though :^)
403608 No.2014271
>>2014269
Me too
Being single is very relaxing and I don't wanna stop
7a9965 No.2014272
fd3e63 No.2014273
403608 No.2014275
>>2014274
Did you get a valentine ?
7b7f9a No.2014276
620a4e No.2014278
>>2014275
I just woke up, so I haven't done anything yet
ad1939 No.2014279
>>2014278
Me on both sides.
7a9965 No.2014280
403608 No.2014281
>>2014278
I had a couple people wish me a happy valentine's day in a kinda suspects way
620a4e No.2014282
>>2014279
Only if this one is me.
>>2014280
slap likeher
ad1939 No.2014283
>>2014282
I know you wish.
But Valentine's is still supposed to be a whole day of celebrating...
620a4e No.2014284
>>2014281
As in like, drug-laced chocolates?
>>2014283
Just celebrate equally every day.
ad1939 No.2014285
>>2014284
Who dat boy, I tend to it.
403608 No.2014287
>>2014284
I would accept those though.
79e8a6 No.2014288
Sometimes I wonder if Wish has ever worn panties.
ed856d No.2014289
> Youtube has been blocked in russia
403608 No.2014291
Just in case anyone wants to know
I never have and I never will
620a4e No.2014292
>>2014287
>
>>2014288
That's pretty gay
7a9965 No.2014293
79e8a6 No.2014294
>>2014292
That doesn't stop xdressers from doing it.
403608 No.2014295
>>2014292
Ruined perfectly good chocolate.
620a4e No.2014296
>>2014293
Did you see the Kasumi I posted earlier when I slap likeher'd you?
>>2014294
Well yeah, but they're gay.
>>2014295
O-Oh, sorry...
403608 No.2014297
>>2014296
I'll overlook it this time.
7a9965 No.2014298
>>2014296
Yeah but not chocolate covered
7a9965 No.2014299
Wish help reduce scope of a global
620a4e No.2014300
>>2014297
Much appreciated friend.
>>2014298
Covered by even less tbh
>>2014299
Put it in a namespace :^)
79e8a6 No.2014301
>>2014296
What about the ones with wives?
7a9965 No.2014304
>>2014300
i think i did a bad thing
403608 No.2014305
What if your wife has a dick ?
79e8a6 No.2014306
>>2014305
It's very big and strong and very feminine.
403608 No.2014307
>>2014306
What is ? The wife or the husband ? Or the wives dick ?
620a4e No.2014308
>>2014301
Those are the ones you have to watch out for, they're turbogay.
>>2014302
>I'll overlook it this time
>Anytime friend
🤔🤔🤔
>>2014304
>all that shadowing
Yeah, you did :^)
349a2d No.2014309
Happy Valentine's day you miserable fucks. Remember that love is chemical and any feelings of abandonment and loneliness you're dealing with today are the result of millions of years of evolution causing our primal instincts to abandon the idea of "mate-for-life"
But I love you all!
403608 No.2014310
>>2014308
ummm.....uhhhhh.....
349a2d No.2014311
>>2014309
God damn name and subject field mixed up
620a4e No.2014312
620a4e No.2014313
>>2014310
Get fookin' rekt idiot
ad1939 No.2014314
>>2014286
Where's the pee girl.
79e8a6 No.2014316
>>2014307
The wife's dick.
>>2014308
But what if they have a husband?
349a2d No.2014317
403608 No.2014318
>>2014313
I'll remember this
7a9965 No.2014319
>>2014308
shadowing
what noew
403608 No.2014320
>>2014316
IKT must be a pretty good wife then.
b13d30 No.2014321
ed856d No.2014322
349a2d No.2014323
Oh, right;
HAPPY SUICIDE AWARENESS DAY!!!
403608 No.2014324
>>2014321
it doesn't actually bother me but I wanna pretend it does
I need that youtube content
b13d30 No.2014325
>>2014324
understandable here's your (You)
620a4e No.2014326
>>2014314
He's probably sleeping, his schedule is fucked iirc
>>2014316
Gay as heck.
>>2014318
Remember what?
>>2014319
All the green squiggles.
You're shadowing the variables in the global scope with the ones in the local scopes.
403608 No.2014327
>>2014325
heres your return (you)
>>2014326
wow you're good
79e8a6 No.2014328
>>2014320
We'd have to ask Hu about that one.
>>2014326
But with gayness getting so glorified these days wouldn't heck be pretty straight?
620a4e No.2014330
>>2014327
W-What did I do?
>>2014328
>heck
>hek/
>expressing surprise, frustration, or dismay.
Sounds pretty gay to me.
8ab0a8 No.2014333
Valentine's Day fell on a hump day this year. I'll let you make of that what you will.
ad1939 No.2014334
>>2014326
He was dancing on the stream last night.
79e8a6 No.2014335
>>2014329
How scandalous.
>>2014330
Oh, how surprising.
403608 No.2014337
>>2014330
You're doing a really good job
damn
620a4e No.2014340
>>2014333
How many days are you going to hump today?
>>2014334
:puke:
>>2014335
But it's okay to be gay, let's rejoice in the choice
>>2014337
I'm not even doing anything! ;_;
aff14b No.2014341
>>2014336
Move to America
>>2014333
Yeah I have a dirty mind now
ad1939 No.2014342
>>2014340
Dont puke at Renny....
403608 No.2014343
>>2014335
Its as thick as my forearm
idk how hu fits that in
>>2014340
Okay now you're pushing it
7a9965 No.2014344
>>2014326
I was busy trying to un-global stuff.
ed856d No.2014345
>>2014341
> Move to America
)
79e8a6 No.2014346
>>2014340
If it's okay to be gay, then have you worn panties?
>>2014343
How thick are your forearms?
Thicker than mine?
403608 No.2014347
>>2014346
They are forearm sized
I don't really know how big that is
fd3e63 No.2014348
I'm top though, you sluts
8ab0a8 No.2014349
>>2014340
None. I'm a pure, innocent virgin unicorn and it's also Ash Wednesday.
>>2014341
>now
79e8a6 No.2014350
>>2014347
So you're saying they aren't as big as ikt's dikt?
7b7f9a No.2014351
Valentine's, more like... PORNHUB, amma rite?
403608 No.2014352
>>2014348
Thats not even a good lie.
>>2014350
You're saying that like my forearms are small and IKT isn't just HUGE
79e8a6 No.2014353
b13d30 No.2014354
79e8a6 No.2014355
>>2014352
Hung like a horse, that one.
So I hear.
8ab0a8 No.2014356
>>2014351
Gallontimes, as in, let's do a gallon of GHB and wake up in a Mexican ICU.
fd3e63 No.2014357
>>2014352
The man with the bigger dick is always top!
403608 No.2014358
>>2014355
internal bleeding
>>2014357
You need to stop all this lying
fd3e63 No.2014359
>>2014358
Believe what you will~
79e8a6 No.2014360
>>2014358
The womb wrecker.
620a4e No.2014361
>>2014342
Too late.
>>2014343
I still haven't done anything though >:(
>>2014344
Are you just replacing the globals with a call to a static singleton instance?
>>2014346
No, I have not.
>>2014349
>pure, innocent virgin unicorn
HMMMMMMMMMMN
I had pancakes for lunch before I forgot to have them yesterday :3
403608 No.2014362
time to drop all my (you)s
79e8a6 No.2014363
>>2014361
Oh, okay.
That's one mystery solved.
7b7f9a No.2014365
>>2014356
pft making a callon of semen as I whack off to traps
aff14b No.2014366
>>2014345
Come on over~
>>2014349
Huh? I'm pure. Look at my primary avatar.
>
She reflects my personality well.
349a2d No.2014367
620a4e No.2014368
>>2014363
It seemed pretty obvious tbh
79e8a6 No.2014369
>>2014368
Oh, maybe I'm just an idiot.
7a9965 No.2014370
>>2014361
>Are you just replacing the globals with a call to a static singleton instance?
I gave up and just used globals, doesn't make much sense to make something for something that's basically an int that gets updated every tick.
ed856d No.2014371
>>2014366
I literally has no money to this trip
aff14b No.2014373
>>2014371
How much do you need?
620a4e No.2014374
>>2014369
Nah, you're pretty okay.
Don't come to /animus/ tomorrow.
>>2014370
Just use dependency injection :^)
8ab0a8 No.2014375
>>2014361
Have no doubts. I'm fresh linens.
>I had pancakes for lunch before I forgot to have them yesterday
4th-dimensional snacking is really bad for your digestion!
>>2014366
She probably did something lewd to/with/adjacent to that melon.
>>2014365
>traps
Scoot. Please. Trapfican Americans.
ed856d No.2014377
>>2014373
Money on tickets, and living there for a few days.
Cos i'm unemployed student, tickets is too expensive for me
79e8a6 No.2014378
>>2014374
Oh, well thank you.
Are you guys throwing a secret party that I'm not allowed to be part of?
7b7f9a No.2014379
>>2014375
THANK GOD FOR THAT SHOOT UP IN FLORIDA
THANK CHRIST
349a2d No.2014381
If you met a girl
And she was wonderful
Great personality
Rocking tits
Super compatible
And before you took her home she leaned in and whispered "I have a secret."
And made you feel "her" bulge
Would you still fucking do it?
aff14b No.2014382
>>2014375
She um... uh... she's unknowingly lewd to her master-sama
>
>>2014376
Happy Valentine's my love <3
You're one of my favorite people here.
>>2014377
Oho... what are you studying?
620a4e No.2014383
>>2014375
>I'm fresh linens
You have my attention.
B-But it was really tasty! Forgive me?
>>2014378
Oh, I was making a school shooter joke tbh
620a4e No.2014384
>>2014381
>Rocking tits
Heck no, flat chest or bust
aff14b No.2014385
>>2014381
>tfw no tits and a dull personality
349a2d No.2014387
>>2014385
You're an exception. I'd take cute and flat in a heart beat if it meant I could be with you, baby~
79e8a6 No.2014388
>>2014382
Oh, well, thank you.
I hope you have a wonderful day.
>>2014383
I know I just didn't know how to continue it besides playing dumb..
aff14b No.2014389
>>2014386
Haha geek <3
I heard programming is heard...
>>2014387
R-really? Well I'm not superflat, I have b-cups
aff14b No.2014390
>>2014388
Lies.
Why don't you post Rin anymore?
7a9965 No.2014391
>>2014374
gtfo with ur oop
8ab0a8 No.2014392
>>2014379
I don't know even know what to say anymore. Another day, another mass shooting in 'Merica.
>>2014382
Negligence won't fly in court, mister!
>>2014383
I'm as pure as a dew-kissed daisy on a country morning.
My forgiveness will arrive via Western Union telegram 133 years ago if I don't forget to send it last week.
349a2d No.2014393
>>2014389
I'm like, 59% sure I know who you are. And if you are who i think you are, then your bed wouldn't stop rocking for days.
79e8a6 No.2014394
>>2014390
All my images of her are on my external.
349a2d No.2014395
So the softbuttons on my Galaxy S5 stopped working earlier for no apparent reason.
Home Hardbutton is fine, but I can't use Back or Recent Apps
Anyone know what the fuck is wrong? Google failed me.
7b7f9a No.2014396
>>2014392
If I saw you in person there would be a multiple shooting report going down right there owo
620a4e No.2014397
>>2014388
You are pretty adorable tbh
>>2014391
gtfi :(
>>2014392
I believe you, don't worry.
Oh yes, I have the telegram here on my desk. It magically appeared when you posted that.
7a9965 No.2014398
ed856d No.2014399
>>2014389
> geek
Not in a standart sence but yeah, kind of
> I heard programming is heard
Hard?
It's hard if u dont really want to learn it, in different case, it's not hard at all
77cc8f No.2014400
>>2014357
>The man with the bigger dick is always top!
79e8a6 No.2014401
>>2014397
Everyone says that and it perplexes me...
6dcb8f No.2014402
>when they turn you away from an interview because you didn't have the two specific forms of ID they didn't specify before hand
349a2d No.2014403
>>2014400
Oh, hey, you're here. Give me a second. I took photos last night.
77cc8f No.2014404
>>2014402
Sounds weird, are you sure they hadn't?
>>2014403
Coffee table time!
6dcb8f No.2014405
>>2014404
Over the phone they just said bring two forms of ID.
So I show up and then she demands a birth certificate, passport, or Soc.Security Card. And I'm like, will a state ID and a selective service/military ID work? It has the same information on it.
Which was met with an eye roll, and them persisting that it absolutely HAD to be the other three they listed.
620a4e No.2014406
>>2014398
False.
>>2014401
Maybe they're all lying tbh...
77cc8f No.2014408
>>2014405
Well, that sucks. Birth certificate in particular is an odd one to ask. Unless it's common in cuckland.
aff14b No.2014409
>switching computers brb
>>2014392
M-mister...?
Hmm...
>>2014393
I'm Blood-chan :/
>>2014394
Ehhhhhhh....
Um, why don't you use her anymores?
>>2014399
Hmm... What do you plan to do with a degree in Programming?
>>2014402
Ahahahaha
Loser
79e8a6 No.2014410
>>2014406
O-oh... probably...
I'm too plain to be cute anyway...
>>2014409
Because she's on my external and so it requires dedicating both a power outlet and a usb port to her.
6dcb8f No.2014411
>>2014408
It's sadly common. Mainly for E-verify, so they can be sure I'm legally allowed to work in the state, but it's odd because the other two forms should have worked just as well, they have the same info.
It's whatever, now I just go back Friday instead.
>>2014409
I'd lose 2 u baby.
ed856d No.2014412
>>2014409
Don't get what are u talking about
77cc8f No.2014413
>>2014411
Oh that's fine then. Was it a long way there?
349a2d No.2014414
>>2014408
https://imgur.com/a/TY3ze
Everything was built by hand (minus the enclosure decorations)
I felt bad that my Kingsnake was stuck in the bedroom when I spend 80% of my time out here, and I needed a new coffee table, so I figured "get two birds stoned at once."
>>2014409
Oh. That's okay. You can still be my masturbatory toy.
6dcb8f No.2014415
>>2014413
Twenty minutes, just the next town over.
I drove another hour out to Cave Creek anyway to drop off my had to get repaired so it wasn't a total loss.
77cc8f No.2014416
>>2014414
Wow that's really awesome. How long did it take you?
349a2d No.2014417
>>2014416
Just a weekend. Construction time beginning to end was six or so hours. I spent more time at the hardware store getting supplies and the tropical animal store fighting with the guy over the best method for heat ventilation.
Back in a while. Have to walk home and it's raining so no phone.
8ab0a8 No.2014418
>>2014396
Scoot, I'm reporting you to the counselor.
>>2014397
My wedding dress will be so white that everyone in the church'll have to wear sunglasses.
And as soon as you opened the telegram, my great grandkids started fading away. We got some wires crossed somewhere.
>>2014409
Miss. Mister. Habeas lewdness!
77cc8f No.2014419
>>2014417
You did this table in 6 hours? That's pretty damn impressive.
7b7f9a No.2014420
>>2014418
>reporting the thread crazy to the thread nurse
WOwie
aff14b No.2014421
aff14b No.2014422
I will try to be more engaging.
>>2014410
She Rin your waifu? And I understand, but why don't you just transfer her into your main SSD/HDD?
>>2014411
My current job didn't want to hire for shit because of my arrest record. They did numerous background checks for six weeks. They talked to my mom and asked her about my medication and if I was taking them, etc etc. They wanted my state ID and driver's license and I'm like "nigga what?" I don't have a car lmao
>>2014412
What I'm trying to say is "What jobs can you get with your education?"
Answer!
>>2014414
Wait, wait, wait, who do you think I was?
>>2014418
I'm a miss, but I think i'm male on inside because I like football :p
aff14b No.2014423
>>2014042
No, but maybe I can be your Valentine tonight?
ed856d No.2014424
I'm going to bed, goodbye
aff14b No.2014425
>>2014424
Goodnight and sleep well <3
>blood-chan
349a2d No.2014427
The rain has subsided!
I don't know if that's a bad or good thing here in the fucking desert, but I'll take it!
>>2014419
My old man was a carpenter and furniture upholsterer for years before he had me, so growing up, he was always doing pet projects that he would demand my help with. I learned to build furniture before I knew how to make my own food.
When I say construction, it took 6 hours to cut, sand, stain and screw the wood together. Material gathering, planning, finishing touches; like I said, it all took place over a span of Saturday morning to Sunday afternoon.
fd3e63 No.2014428
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