63a135 No.1981885
new thread
comfy posting hours!
df8201 No.1981890
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63a135 No.1981894
i heard about people smoking banana peels and googled it
I'm not entirely positive, but I THINK google is making fun of me???
"Researchers at NYU determining that banana peels contain nothing out of the normal – the only high associated with smoking the fruit is a placebo effect, with the FDA concurring. Additionally, the chemical "bananadine" has not been discovered or isolated.Sep 29, 2012"
b9acc7 No.1981895
>>1981887
Ok then I'm the only one
>>1981891
Agreed.
57dfda No.1981897
c69792 No.1981899
b9acc7 No.1981901
db3c46 No.1981903
>>1981899
My shiny teeth and me
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ca4aef No.1981906
>>1981894
You're the kind of guy who believed Chuck Norris rumors when you first heard them, aren't you, Matthew?
a5cf35 No.1981908
63a135 No.1981909
>>1981906
chuck norris does have a chin under his beard and he WILL murder you with it if you don't close your mouth
63a135 No.1981910
3b1ffe No.1981911
>>1981901
i have class soon and i don't wanna ruin my sleep schedule
63a135 No.1981914
>>1981912
dallas you're a scrawny bitch, he could still beat you up
b9acc7 No.1981915
>>1981907
>
>>1981908
Go to bed.
>>1981911
Sucks. Sleep when you can, qt.
57971b No.1981916
I assumed most people had chins under their beards
63a135 No.1981917
>>1981916
dont start woman
57971b No.1981918
>>1981915
The day fumi gets an anime is the day I can die happy
a5cf35 No.1981920
>>1981915
In 4 hours and 45 minutes
b2aaeb No.1981921
b6dfe1 No.1981922
>>1981874
:( I NOW HAVE THE DEPRESSED
57971b No.1981923
>>1981921
shit I didn't think about that
db3c46 No.1981925
>>1981914
>>1981912
all memes aside Chuck Norris is an extremely able and capable fighter with Mixed Martial Arts tournament victories to his name, unlike similiar contemporaries in Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan
He's even trained with the Gracie Family in Brasillian Jiu Jitsu
b9acc7 No.1981926
>>1981918
She's a cutie
>>1981920
That's a lot of petting
ca4aef No.1981927
>>1981914
There's always a bigger fish, hombre. True peace comes within after you accept that fact- Or you can always just buy a gun!
3b1ffe No.1981928
>>1981915
>qt
d-don't lie to me
b9acc7 No.1981931
>>1981928
Ok, qt.
>>1981929
I said 4 hours is a lot in petting time.
>>1981930
Agreed!
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3b1ffe No.1981933
>>1981924
your package is now in the US
sorry it's taking so long i didn't realize the shipping was so bwakas
57dfda No.1981935
>>1981933
its okay !!! atleast its on its way period
57dfda No.1981936
>>1981934
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
63a135 No.1981938
>>1981927
still would love to see some 70 year old man beat the shit out of you
b2aaeb No.1981939
>>1981936
we're dating now
57dfda No.1981940
>>1981939
IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS ?
b9acc7 No.1981941
>>1981937
Stop being so gay
ca4aef No.1981942
>>1981938
I want to see you step under a showerhead wired for 250 volts so I guess we're both coming up short in this exchange.
b2aaeb No.1981943
>>1981940
yeah
my birthday's in May
we're going to Venice
you're paying
63a135 No.1981944
>>1981942
yea because you sure seem to have your volts figured out from the last conversation we had on them
boy, that was some sound schooling i had when we both had to fucking pull up google
ca4aef No.1981945
>>1981938
Oh yeah, found this for you too, hoss.
57dfda No.1981946
>>1981943
okay well
i have no money
i dont object
that sounds nice but
I have zero denero
63a135 No.1981947
>>1981945
get out of here you faggot lord
ca4aef No.1981948
>>1981944
Because I couldn't put Ohm's law into lamen's terms and I thought I was fucking up the technicalities but how it turned out I was totally completely right all along? That thing that keeps happening whenever you try to call bullshit on me? Like that fungus that feeds on radiation? Wow wee guys. Wow fuckin wee.
b2aaeb No.1981949
>>1981946
I don't know how you think this marriage is going to work if you aren't willing to get a job to provide for me.
57971b No.1981951
what's happening in this thread
c69792 No.1981952
>>1981948
it's layman's terms senpai
63a135 No.1981955
>>1981948
I'm pretty sure you were a little more uncertain than that, but as usually you're lucky steam doesn't keep logs. When the fuck are you going to give your discord over? You have to have made one, shoot it to me on steam if you're still all secretive and private and shit
57dfda No.1981957
>>1981949
i want a job ! i just. keep putting off applying...
ca4aef No.1981959
>>1981951
Now THIS is shitposting!
b2aaeb No.1981960
>>1981957
okay well you get that sorted out quick I have some dresses and things i want as well, i'll link you on amazon okay
4c0e00 No.1981961
Um I thought I devamped Sin
57dfda No.1981963
>>1981958
SORRY BD
i know im sad
not that I AM SAD but i am a sad person
like as a person
im sad
you got me
>>1981960
hey. only if we get to share the dresses. and things.
63a135 No.1981964
>>1981961
you can't steal her vamp if all she is is a succubus
c7d033 No.1981965
POST MORE WENDYS GIUREL OGMGGG
b2aaeb No.1981967
>>1981963
and things?
you'd share my things?
57971b No.1981969
is BD calling me a succubus :(((
>>1981966
ca4aef No.1981971
>>1981955
Because I'm sick of keeping four different messaging services open all the time because everyone keeps playing messenger musical chairs.
c7d033 No.1981973
[slutcat mechanism: engaged]
055b63 No.1981974
She literally has the name of Satan's daughter in her name field
63a135 No.1981975
>>1981971
no really, everyone is mostly over in discord and using that, but i mean whatever id just end up trying to invite you to random servers you'd hate again
57dfda No.1981976
>>1981967
well. what constitutes at things.
>>1981968
agreed
>>1981970
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
57971b No.1981977
well my name is sinni and stuff, there's not much shorter you can get
63a135 No.1981978
>>1981974
Sin is Satan's daughter???
there must be a lot about this Christianity shit i didn't retain as a child
57971b No.1981980
why are BD and Dallas fighting?
63a135 No.1981981
the only way to be effectively evil is to convince people that you aren't evil
b2aaeb No.1981983
>>1981976
toothbrush
it'd be so hot
63a135 No.1981984
57dfda No.1981986
>>1981982
im good
>>1981983
yeah i'll share things with you then
ca4aef No.1981987
>>1981975
>everyone
Demonstrably false, jackass. Whatever though durangodallas#8447
63a135 No.1981988
>>1981985
its just how things work sometimes
57971b No.1981990
>>1981988
if you're still able to talk isn't that good tho?
ca4aef No.1981992
>>1981988
>[LOOKING FOR A FAN OF UNDERTALE]
57dfda No.1981993
>>1981989
you okay sweetie ?
055b63 No.1981994
>>1981986
I think u'd like Citrus
Pretty yuri
63a135 No.1981995
>>1981990
i never said anything was wrong
>>1981992
>>1981991
Fucking off himself*
4c0e00 No.1981996
>>1981985
Eat plenty of apples, okay?
57dfda No.1981997
>>1981994
omg yes i keep meaning to start it and my friends are all like
LILI WATCH IT !!!!
57971b No.1981998
>>1981996
I'm not the biggest fan of apples tho
>>1981995
I never thought there was?
c7d033 No.1981999
63a135 No.1982001
>>1981998
im not sure what else asking about why people are fighting could imply, but alrighty
4c0e00 No.1982002
>>1981998
if you start to experience this
https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/maple-syrup-urine-disease
You'll definitely develop a taste for apples.
63a135 No.1982003
you know Tom stopped by when you weren't here last night
ca4aef No.1982004
>>1982001
Gonna fucking shoot me the request, retard?
57971b No.1982005
>>1982002
I remember I had to do a report on that once in highschool.
>>1982001
idk, it seems more like playful roasting than out and out fighting
57dfda No.1982006
>>1982000
good.
<3
who did you post a second ago ?
in the post where you lost the ability to type ;3
63a135 No.1982008
>>1982004
just making you wait because you have a hard time admitting discord is more commonly used and superior to steam
63a135 No.1982009
and i didn't see the post
b2aaeb No.1982010
>>1982006
it's morticia
a girl version of Morty from Rick and Morty
I think she's cute, like me
a7f4a4 No.1982011
battlestar galactica
thoughts?
c7d033 No.1982012
ca4aef No.1982013
>>1982011
Stargate SG-1 was better.
57dfda No.1982014
>>1982010
i do not like rick and morty
but she is
cute
just like you
b2aaeb No.1982015
>>1982014
brb for a second. gonna go brush my teeth.
57dfda No.1982017
>>1982015
have fun ! make sure theyre nice and clean. peppermint toothpaste only. if we're kissing you need to have fresh breath.
4c0e00 No.1982018
Oh I'm still a chaos vampire except without the science bullshit so that's cool.
c7d033 No.1982019
<Oh I'm still a chaos vampire except without the science bullshit so that's cool.
63a135 No.1982020
>>1982019
be nice to the shitposting vampire fox
c7d033 No.1982021
>>1982020
I just wanna know what that even means
ca4aef No.1982022
>>1982020
Developing a soft spot for the loon?
b2aaeb No.1982023
>>1982017
i don't think i brushed them right. do it for me next time?
4c0e00 No.1982024
>>1982021
I'm using Mars and Saturn energy at the same time.
c7d033 No.1982025
I knew a blue-haired psychic vampire once. Pretty sure she's dead now. She lived off of tequila and that 99 bananas shit lmao
Good times.
>>1982024
Prove it.
63a135 No.1982026
>>1982022
they arent hurting anyone, and majority has seemed to enjoy their brand of shitposting rather than finding it annoying
63a135 No.1982027
57dfda No.1982028
>>1982023
thats fine with me
just let me know next time ! :3
79b5f5 No.1982029
63a135 No.1982030
>>1982025
now i want to know what the fuck you're talking about
c7d033 No.1982031
c7d033 No.1982032
>>1982030
I have no idea. That's what she claimed. She worked at one of those new age crystal stores for minimum wage or something. This was years ago.
b2aaeb No.1982033
>>1982028
do you think it's sanitary to brush teeth without a brush
like
just using your fingers i mean
in my mouth
4c0e00 No.1982034
>>1982025
Well I invoke Saturn, Ra, All, and Tera every morning to feed everyone. I have a bad feeling about feeding anyone Mars to be honest.
57dfda No.1982035
>>1982033
hmmmm
maybe every now and then
not every day though
we could do it sometimes
c7d033 No.1982037
63a135 No.1982038
>>1982032
whenever i see one of those new age crystal stores, i start to believe in the terrorists just a little bit more
ca4aef No.1982039
>>1982038
I lived with one of those new age crystal type dudes for a spell- The slenderman tried to steal his soul or some shit in the middle of the night and he had to have his dad come defoo my fucking house.
c7d033 No.1982040
>>1982038
I mean it's whatever. I lived with another new age girl that was really cool for a while so I've heard all sorts of nonsensical shit. It's harmless.
b2aaeb No.1982041
>>1982035
yeah. also make sure your fingers are clean please.
4c0e00 No.1982042
>>1982039
Slenderman more like Government HAARP tech.
57dfda No.1982043
>>1982041
well duh
we wouldnt want poor woco getting sick would we ?
b2aaeb No.1982044
>>1982043
would be pretty nice if I were bedridden and you had to take care of me though. idk. is that weird?
57dfda No.1982045
>>1982044
not weird at all
i like it when im sick because it gives me an excuse to lay about being served on.
people are always much nicer too. they care a lot more.
if you're ever sick i'll be there to help you
63a135 No.1982046
harmless maybe but its insipid when you have people employed to do that shit and it just makes me angry on some level i cannot control
b2aaeb No.1982047
>>1982045
i make way too many decisions in the day and I have to be confident and assertive and sometimes it's nice to just lay back and let someone take control from me right
and bring me soup, and care for me. etc.
c7d033 No.1982048
A free market enrages you?
I think this is all misplaced anger, bd
4c0e00 No.1982049
>>1982046
Like that one movie where the psycho bitch breaks this guys legs so she can keep him around...
57971b No.1982050
loco I feel these vibes spiritually
f7afcc No.1982051
I wonder what George calls Sinni
57971b No.1982052
>>1982051
he calls me lizzie uwu
63a135 No.1982053
>>1982049
misery, its a stephen king book
>>1982048
i might be willing to vandalize a few psychic emporiums yes
c7d033 No.1982054
57dfda No.1982055
>>1982047
being assertive stinks over time
like i can do it comfortably it just
annoying to be the only one being assertive in a group of people
i like soup
which soup do you like most
>>1982051
probably a thot
like is deserved
b2aaeb No.1982056
aren't all stephen king books misery
63a135 No.1982059
>>1982056
Mr. Mercedes was about an ice cream man :)
4c0e00 No.1982060
>>1982053
Not really into horror fiction right now, thanks.
c7d033 No.1982061
>>1982053
You'll need the quartz for all that wasting of energy. XD
57dfda No.1982062
>>1982058
hehehehehehehehehehe
63a135 No.1982064
>>1982060
no thats the "movie" you were thinking of
63a135 No.1982065
57dfda No.1982066
>>1982063
IF SHE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT
63a135 No.1982067
ill find your house and fucking strap myself with "healing crystals" and blackpowder
b2aaeb No.1982068
>>1982055
cum
I mean minestrome. or lentil soup is really nice. With chorizo casero.
f7afcc No.1982069
>>1982052
How lovely.
Much better than I what I expected.
f7afcc No.1982070
>>1982055
wouldn't really surprise me.
57971b No.1982071
>>1982069
I'm the one who gives him all the nicknames :)
c7d033 No.1982072
I enjoyed when she hobbled his ankles :p
>>1982065
I don't enjoy being threatened bd. Why don't you chill out.
63a135 No.1982073
>>1982072
>>1982072
why don't you use your lavender and sandlewood to "chill out"
57dfda No.1982074
>>1982068
i've never had either
i like miso and chicken noodle
and wonton
>>1982070
wouldn't surprise ANYONE
57971b No.1982075
you guys are so mean to me, poor innocent sni
c7d033 No.1982077
>>1982073
Cause I don't into that shit. It's stupid.
57dfda No.1982079
>>1982075
>>>>>> I N N O C E N T
big doubt
b2aaeb No.1982080
>>1982074
what is that, japanese stuff?
gross. you're a Westerner. eat your damn lentils.
57dfda No.1982081
>>1982080
chicken noodle isnt >.>
also wonton is chinese
63a135 No.1982083
>>1982077
homie please dont take that stuff so seriously, im obviously not going to suicide bomb you with healing crystals i mean come on
b2aaeb No.1982084
>>1982081
eh it's all un-american
you should only eat burgers and hotdogs.
57dfda No.1982086
>>1982084
ew no
theyre good but
not only that
>>1982082
>>1982085
thist've's'e
b6dfe1 No.1982087
>when dorito Pete blows up yo spot
57dfda No.1982088
b6dfe1 No.1982089
>>1982088
What plans did you hatch!!!!!
57dfda No.1982090
its gameover for ol [REDACTED]......
b2aaeb No.1982091
>>1982086
a healthy diet of burgers and hotdogs and cola pop is the way to a beautiful body and life
4c0e00 No.1982092
>>1982082
eat your apples, bitch
f7afcc No.1982093
I never get any cute nicknames.
b6dfe1 No.1982094
I wonder if I should bring him to the discord full time, but then that would mean exposing my blatant homosexualisms. Not that he isnt aware of them.
57971b No.1982095
>>1982092
nop, we don't even have any I don't think?
4c0e00 No.1982096
>>1982095
Then go buy some ugh.
57dfda No.1982098
>>1982091
im going to have to try this out now
>>1982093
i'll try and think of one
i'll keep u updated
>>1982094
bring IN PEET
1056ee No.1982099
d475d7 No.1982101
>>1982093
You're the one telling me that trash is cute, trash.
57dfda No.1982103
b2aaeb No.1982104
>>1982098
can I suck your dick, i haven't eaten today
57dfda No.1982105
>>1982104
okay first of all
why would a woman have one of....
those.
second of all
even if i did. no
ew
disgusting
also rude.
f7afcc No.1982106
>>1982098
Good.
>>1982099
Oh, right, forgot about that.
>>1982100
an-chan is nice too.
>>1982101
Hey hey hey, this only works the other way around.
Unless you love trash too, trash.
b2aaeb No.1982107
>>1982105
don't shame me, please. you'll hurt my feelings.
let me though. you can wear a strap on or something. i'm so hungry.
57dfda No.1982108
>>1982106
:thumbs_up:
>>1982107
im not going to let you do that. also i'll just make you some soup and bread or something
d475d7 No.1982109
>>1982106
Just a reminder that エッチ means lewd.
Freaking pervo.
b2aaeb No.1982110
>>1982108
put your dick in the soup
b2aaeb No.1982111
Okay sorry I'm taking the joke too far. I just had that typed out and it made me giggle like an idiot so I had to post it.
Sorry, lili. <3
63a135 No.1982112
loco is such a creepy person
57dfda No.1982113
>>1982110
such a cute gal
also
ew
>>1982111
YOU BETTER BE SORRY aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3b1ffe No.1982114
>sign up for class last night
>kinda nervous driving to my college, been a long time since I've taken a class
>get there and it seems pretty empty
>wat it's a monday
>realize they're closed for MLK JR day
>congrats you're an idiot
63a135 No.1982116
>>1982114
thats been me before yup
63a135 No.1982118
>>1982115
it took me a while to realize that these were actually vapes
b2aaeb No.1982119
>>1982113
minestrome dick though. that's a meal and a half, y'know. some brown bread. some butter. that's a fancy dinner.
8c208e No.1982120
>>1982118
probably tastier than the real thing.
57dfda No.1982121
>>1982114
happy mlk dat
>>1982119
ill bring this minus the bad word
a7f4a4 No.1982123
f7afcc No.1982124
>>1982109
This is all your doing.
57dfda No.1982125
ca4aef No.1982126
b2aaeb No.1982127
>>1982121
yeah
put it in my mouth
63a135 No.1982130
>>1982120
yea i bet vapes would be good for you
8c208e No.1982131
>>1982130
better than tobacco they say, and i believe them. anything is better than smoking.
63a135 No.1982132
>>1982131
i dont really like cigarettes
i even tried enjoying them and i really can't much
ca4aef No.1982133
>>1982131
Unless the vape goes disco inferno and lodges a bunch of fucking shrapnel in your face. Take my chances with the cigarettes.
57dfda No.1982134
>>1982127
disgusting
here have some
S O O P
8c208e No.1982136
>>1982132
That's an excellent thing. You can get cancer a lot earlier in life than you would ever expect.... And it can travel.
>>1982133
you're better off with nothing then.
1056ee No.1982137
>>1982114
ive had that happen to me once aha
be35fd No.1982138
>>1982131
tfw tasty tasty tobacco
b2aaeb No.1982139
>>1982134
mhmh
so warm and sticky
1056ee No.1982140
wash ur fuckin face holy shit
57dfda No.1982141
>>1982139
shouldnt you be asleep or something ugh
ca4aef No.1982142
>>1982136
Well no shit, but a habit is a hard thing to break. You aren't gonna stop smoking weed, presumably, despite being better off without that.
b2aaeb No.1982143
>>1982141
don't be rude, i just want some soup
63a135 No.1982144
>>1982136
I know a friend of mine got oral cancer from chewing tobacco, i smoke weed once in a whine and that's bad enough. i have the stray cigarette now and again but I really don't ever buy any packs
57dfda No.1982146
>>1982143
i already gave you soop >.>
63a135 No.1982148
time to blow through a collection of videos i have been neglecting for a boring holiday weekend :D maybe tomorrow i won't be feeling as weak as i was all of last week
57dfda No.1982149
take these soops
10 bowls of soop
here
8c208e No.1982151
>>1982138
unfortunately.
>>1982142
definitely hard to break. weed isn't as bad of a thing compared to the alternatives. It might hurt your concentration though.
>>1982144
that's good. it's a horrible habit to break. i wish i would have never started.
63a135 No.1982152
>>1982151
i mean i dont have to smoke weed everyday, but people who smoke cigs i see them smoke every day
people call me a liar when i argue that its kind of hard to compare the too and then i just have to ????? and walk away
b2aaeb No.1982153
>>1982149
>10 bowls
it's too big... it won't fit
c69792 No.1982154
>>1982093
an-chan is another way of saying onii-chan in case you did not know
63a135 No.1982155
f7afcc No.1982156
Grim be nice.
>>1982154
It's the best nickname
57dfda No.1982157
>>1982153
theres plenty of room on your table dumby
8c208e No.1982158
>>1982152
I don't think there's as many toxins in weed smoke. i think people that smoke cigs smoke a lot more than people that smoke weed even.
I have my health issues now because of cigs.
ca4aef No.1982159
>>1982151
"As bad." A stab wound might not be "as bad" as getting shot with a rifle but as you said, nothing would be a better alternative. Smoking weed isn't some harmless thing it's made out to be what with the shitload of tar from it and your lungs not liking to handle anything that isn't air.
57dfda No.1982160
>>1982151
only pipes tho
cigars are more for rich dads having a cook out or drug cartels and ciggies are terrible headache inducing vomit sticks
c69792 No.1982161
>>1982156
I am glad I could be of service, an-chan
63a135 No.1982162
>>1982158
so does my dad, and so did my grandma, i know
ca4aef No.1982163
>>1982160
And pipes are for 47 year old Atticus Finch impersonators of the 1960s rather than drape wearing soyboys.
57dfda No.1982164
>>1982163
omg i've never smoked while crossdressing
now i have to just for the piccies
8c208e No.1982165
>>1982159
probably work out better to find a non-smoke way of doing the weed thing like food or oil or something.
>>1982160
funny how getting addicted to things make them taste better than they really are.
>>1982162
and so young too. I thought it would be like 50's or something. gawd the only halfway decent thing is younger age helps you fight the baddies off better.
63a135 No.1982166
>>1982163
there is an inbalance in the universe and a fellow soy boy is upset
63a135 No.1982167
>>1982165
i wish you luck if you are battling cancer
i hope it works out well for you
57dfda No.1982168
>>1982165
blessed pipe tobacco
i smoke it pretty rarely, sometimes months in between
and its tasted good since day one
so many different blends to try
and cheap
and no inhaling
best tobacco consumption imo
ca4aef No.1982169
>>1982164
Please don't.
>>1982165
More than likely.
57dfda No.1982170
>>1982169
i'll make plans to do it ! :D
3b1ffe No.1982172
>best
>tobacco
it doesn't make grammatical sense to use those two words in the same sentence
57dfda No.1982174
also to be honest
soyboy is like my favorite term
it rolls off the tongue and sounds funny
proud soyboy
b6dfe1 No.1982175
>>1982125
I cant believe ive been repolaces
8c208e No.1982176
>>1982167
thank you. it's all surreal.
>>1982168
hopefully that turns out better.
ca4aef No.1982177
>>1982174
Let me ask you something then- Do you like Undertale by chance?
a5cf35 No.1982178
>>1982172
>best possible thing to do with tobacco addicts, is to hang them
It doesn't=
be35fd No.1982179
>>1982177
i did enjoy it yeah
nothing AMAZINGLY profound
but the ost was tight
snow town songs were the best
b6dfe1 No.1982180
I like boys dipped in soy it so sugoi
57dfda No.1982181
ca4aef No.1982186
>>1982185
>Bentley steering wheel
>thot is being ejected from a Jeep
0/10 immersion broken
6ac78e No.1982188
My whole room smells like dick
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
We'll have sex
Because I'm stronger than you
63a135 No.1982189
>>1982188
I did offer the arm wrestle
6ac78e No.1982190
>>1982189
I only participate in real wrassling
63a135 No.1982191
>>1982190
i only participate in real butt sex so we are on the same page
1056ee No.1982193
>>1982178
it's cute seeing your ruthless side comeout
4c0e00 No.1982194
This old lady blocked my path and I was strangely attracted to her. What the hell is happening to me!? Why the hell am I attracted to old people now!? AHHHHHHH
4c0e00 No.1982196
>>1982195
she was like 60 something IDK
6ac78e No.1982197
>>1982191
Whoever comes from dicks first is gay
b6dfe1 No.1982199
>>1982186
DE JA VU
>>1982187
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yo i love them yellow men ;)
1056ee No.1982200
>>1982196
conversate with old people that seem alone
you might get some standoffish ones but most of them appreciate company since they're mostly alone around that age
you might get some tiddy if you're into that too
>>1982198
Y E ET
4c0e00 No.1982201
>>1982200
no just aghhh fuck
63a135 No.1982202
>>1982200
Grim
Advocate of getting old people some fuck
b9acc7 No.1982203
1056ee No.1982204
>>1982203
a gif for ants
>>1982202
>>1982201
come now, you're alright
213e81 No.1982205
>>1982194
Probably some kind of curse tbh
b9acc7 No.1982206
>>1982204
That's offensive to ants
4c0e00 No.1982207
Is this why that faggot vampire in Twilight wanted his bride to grow old? WAS THIS HIS PLAN THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!
1056ee No.1982208
>>1982206
how is it offensive for them? It was made for them
thats like saying formula is offensive to babies
b9acc7 No.1982210
>>1982208
That's cultural appropriation, that gif clearly wasn't made by an ant.
63a135 No.1982211
>>1982210
its secretly a gif for termites
1056ee No.1982212
>>1982210
>>1982211
I'm so fucking done ahahahahahah
213e81 No.1982214
>>1982208
Good old Plague of Gripes
63a135 No.1982215
>>1982208
why is she such a slut for links wolf dick
god fans, keep it in your pants
63a135 No.1982216
in b4 wolves dont wear pants
b6dfe1 No.1982217
3b1ffe No.1982218
when I was driving back from school, I was at a red light in a straight lane. left turn lane got a green light and they started moving. guy in front of me did too...in the straight lane. went right through the intersection during a red light, cutting off the other side's left turn lane cars.
I was laying on my horn along with another dude and he just kept going. Too bad my dashcam broke.
b9acc7 No.1982219
>>1982218
That happens.
Go to bed.
6ac78e No.1982220
b9acc7 No.1982222
>>1982221
You said you were sleepy
63a135 No.1982223
>>1982221
GO TO FUCKING BED NEZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9e84cf No.1982224
>>1982214
Nothing like talk of ejaculation into a cervix to get a girl all hot and bothered.
3b1ffe No.1982225
>>1982222
>>1982223
I'm not gonna ruin my sleep schedule you dorks
b6dfe1 No.1982227
Shame Sabrina doesnt have a cervix, with being a transvestite.
b9acc7 No.1982228
>>1982225
Fine, ignore my wise advice.
63a135 No.1982229
>>1982224
it bothers them even more when you constantly take it slow and pretend like you dont want to fuck them
>>1982225
Nezi, I don't understand why you aren't taking this random "new" poster's word as law and going to bed immediately
b9acc7 No.1982230
>>1982229
My word isn't law, he said he was sleepy literally 6h ago, stop bully
3b1ffe No.1982231
i will only go to bed if someone posts nudes (of themselves)
63a135 No.1982232
>>1982230
bullying you is funny though
9e84cf No.1982233
>>1982227
I'm 100% grade-A man meat, you squishy punk. Wanna step up and test?
>>1982229
I wouldn't know. I'm an asexual mannequin come to life.
b9acc7 No.1982234
>>1982232
Bullying is cute
63a135 No.1982235
>>1982231
i actually want to sleep right now and like take a nap, natural lighting in here is kind of poor tbh, i need a full body length mirror :(
b9acc7 No.1982236
>>1982231
I wouldn't put it past some people here.
63a135 No.1982237
I bet Honey would beat the shit out of Scoots in a fist fight
1056ee No.1982238
>>1982237
she would just smile at scoots and scoots would ignite into a ball of flames
b9acc7 No.1982239
Anyone would beat scoots in a fight
b6dfe1 No.1982242
>>1982233
you know damn right I do
9e84cf No.1982244
>>1982242
I'm gonna stamp some ridges in your capital G's so hard your hips are gonna get lodged in your rib cage.
6ac78e No.1982245
Sabs are you stealing the Tall Man's plan from Phantasm