15cd99 No.1937640
Warm, cozy, gay thread
Forget the rest. It's Emma/Ian OTP.
601ae7 No.1940689
The Star Wars sequels are as bad as the prequels.
dd6d8b No.1940690
>>1940689
The prequels were good
They gave us Jar Jar
601ae7 No.1940691
Jar Jar wasn't any worse than the Ewoks.
13ded6 No.1940692
I come bearing gifts:
https://imgur.com/a/Em6qY
full set of cg screens from the konosuba dating game, largely lewd but not porn.
dd6d8b No.1940693
029578 No.1940694
>>1940692
>not porn
It's time to go
Nah jk dude cool set
13ded6 No.1940695
>>1940694
i figured someone would want them
47198f No.1940696
>>1940688
Yes the story of a droid carrying sensitive information finding itself on a desert planet followed shortly by a black clothed force user wearing a mask and using a red lightsaber to gather rebels to find information regarding said plan and having storm troopers destroy a small desert settlement and a lonely force using desert dweller who dreams of more and an old warrior who briefly explains the force to a new generation followed by the Millenium Falcon getting them off the desert planet an officer who somehow has more power than the magic wielding laser sword using magician followed by a dark supreme evil pulling strings from the background followed by Han Solo fucking up another arrangement so the party he fucks over attempts to kill him followed by a cantina with various races and species drinking followed by a moment when one of the heroes abandons the fight as a self-preservation measure, but eventually returns and then the giant world destroying sphere that shoots lasers (It's bigger and shoots red lasers so that means it's different!) And then in a forest world there's a rebel base where everyone meets after they get off the aluminum falcon and then the surrogate father figure is cut down by someone previously close to him, who has turned to the dark side while the hero watches helplessly and then the coordinated aerial attack on the massive spherical weapon that’s monitored from a control room by Leia to destroy the giant spherical superweapon by flying x-wings down a trench to hit the vulnerability in the design of said superweapon and then a massive explosion that gives the rebels a major victory but likely allows the Force-sensitive, masked, and darkly clothed antagonist to survive to fight another day.
Yep doesn't sound the fucking same at all.
13ded6 No.1940697
>>1940696
i feel like im getting spoiled here
7b840c No.1940698
Do you just like time when I get back from work or what?
029578 No.1940700
601ae7 No.1940701
56c29b No.1940703
601ae7 No.1940704
I feel like Loco is typing up a Kanra-esque post about not having IQs high enough to fold 9 dimensional objects as the only reason you can't see how The Force Awakens has no similarities to A New Hope.
47198f No.1940705
I feel like they're still in the previous thread.
652425 No.1940707
loco never brick posts like that though
dd6d8b No.1940709
>>1940708
Way to fucking objectify me
Wow
601ae7 No.1940710
>>1940708
She looks like a goblin.
84c016 No.1940711
47198f No.1940712
Not the Kanra reply they were thinking. Not like I was expecting anything after 30 minutes.
13de28 No.1940713
>>1940709
kek
>>1940710
She's a troll that likes to act like she gets upset when she's trolled
652425 No.1940714
>>1940713>and streamers arent cunts last time i checked
a56224 No.1940715
Loco just caught that FAT L
601ae7 No.1940718
>>1940715
Shut it with your jiggaboo speak.
601ae7 No.1940722
>>1940720
>You're darker than me
You're literally part monkey.
47198f No.1940723
Girls, girls, you're both ugly.
a56224 No.1940724
>>1940721
I've been trying to get hip with the kids, so that I understand what is trying to be conveyed by the new generation.
>>1940722
Don't act like you're not the seed of some illegitimate child generations past.
601ae7 No.1940725
>>1940724
You literally had a genetic test to show how much dindu you are.
47198f No.1940726
>>1940724
While I agree that learning how the younger generation operates may provide insight on how to communicate more efficiently with them, I must also state that kids are fucking terrible. Also I'm unsure that the phrase "Get hip with" is in style anymore. Unfortunately our age will eventually get to us as technology and music becomes harder and harder to grasp.
a56224 No.1940727
>>1940725
I told you that in confidence!
>>1940726
Hopefully by then a Nuclear Holocaust would've happened.
47198f No.1940728
>>1940727
Death would certainly seem the sweeter option.
601ae7 No.1940729
>>1940727
Shaniqua pls go and stay go
a56224 No.1940730
Not Shaniqua, but I'll take the advice.
Time to go.
652425 No.1940732
what a bunch of happy optimistic people here
47198f No.1940733
>>1940732
I can tell you to kill yourself if you want.
652425 No.1940734
>>1940733
thanks but i've already gotten my five today
652425 No.1940736
>>1940735
its the thought that counts, and the thought makes me depressed enough to go on youtube for an hour, so thanks
652425 No.1940738
>>1940737
have fun keeping the thread bumped by yourself i guess
53c8c1 No.1940740
>>1940739
This is beautiful
but doesnt the rapture cause hellfire?
or is the final judgement?
652425 No.1940741
>>1940739
yes hello, i have 25 giant pet alligators that totally have not been injected with steroids
13de28 No.1940742
>>1940740
"Taking all the believers."
there are 4 views on it. it's either not gonna happen, pre, mid, or post tribulation. I think a lot of the people that believe in it believe in the pre-tribulation because they don't want to believe they will get fucked.
>>1940741
25½
610e0b No.1940744
819a51 No.1940748
df6b37 No.1940752
>pro player throws my game in comp when I'm on 4.2k season high
>top post on reddit showcases him griefing and there's a clip of him shit talking his teammate for reporting him
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/7jv3g7/owl_player_xqc_throws_games_off_stream_demands/
J U S T I C E
2e2e6e No.1940754
>>1940752
Neziwi
i saw your webm in the news today!!!!
:O
df6b37 No.1940757
>>1940754
you read Kotaku? lol nice
2e2e6e No.1940758
>>1940757
google only suggested the story in my feed, i don't really read it.
df6b37 No.1940759
>>1940758
sorry that kinda sounded sarcastic, wasn't supposed to be
2e2e6e No.1940760
2e2e6e No.1940762
>>1940761
<3
you name is famous!
7c0bfe No.1940763
let's keep this top tier posting happening.
827db4 No.1940764
>>1937640
-wraps up in his warm blue blanket and rolls back over to sleep-
7c0bfe No.1940765
>>1940764
content in the net neutrality repeal, dreams about high speed bandwidth only he can afford, without being censored or tracked at the ISP-level.
By the way, welcome to China!
7c0bfe No.1940766
for the idiots: the word 'content' has a few different meanings, especially based on which syllable is emphasized.
7c0bfe No.1940767
soon enough china will provide me these 7 gets.
827db4 No.1940769
>>1940765
-kisses your nose. Lawsuits have already been filed and the worst of what is possible without NN is halted for now, and probably for years to come. This will either end up a Supreme Court case, which is good news since it's still relatively liberal (please don't die Ruth ;_;) or it will end up in the hands of the next congress which is increasingly likely to be democratic. It's a set back, and a dark one. But is also expected and, contrary to popular belief, many sectors of the government process work extremely well even in these ridiculously partisan times. Some checks and balances remain and they are at work on this issue. Is every reason to be cautiously optimistic, but this does require you to do your part and vote. 2018 is very likely the most important election of your whole life. It will determine the character of this nation for next 20 years. Such a vote hasn't happened since the civil rights era or WWII. It is once in a lifetime. Don't blow it. Take personal responsibility for your actions. Will help you register if you don't know how, it's easy!-
7c0bfe No.1940770
>>1940769
Trump is still President.
What makes you think fighting a legal battle against an outvoted legislative decision will get anywhere?
It's already in motion, the companies own the government, they're laughing. Nobody can appeal this, it'll take time and money and in the meantime they're going to take your time and money.
7c0bfe No.1940771
Do you think any petitions to impeach Trump are successful?
no
He's not Bill Clinton.
7c0bfe No.1940772
oh
my
god
triple 7's you have to let me, please.
827db4 No.1940773
>>1940770
-reminds you legal injunctions will be filed and MANY judges are far more liberal than they let on. Trump will also fall in line behind whatever the prevailing political momentum is. He will become remarkably Democratic should democrats find a majority in one of the congressional houses. He isn't an ideologue, he's a power monger who holds fealty to no specific variety of reason. He is also increasingly less politically expedient to ANYBODY on either side of the line. Once this disgraceful tax bill is passed you will see Republicans baring their teeth at him like pitbulls. He will sink the midterms for them, and historically, the one thing that unseats an incumbent president faster than scandal is presiding over a congress staffed by your opposing party. To preserve a chance in 2020, Republicans will cut the fat before campaign season starts in earnest. What that means precisely is anyone's guess, but Trump's 15 minutes is rapidly coming to an end.-
7c0bfe No.1940774
>>1940773
That run-on paragraph just sounds like you've been reading a single news source.
827db4 No.1940775
>>1940774
-reads many. Also ends the conversation since you've resorted to ad hominem by proxy-
827db4 No.1940778
827db4 No.1940779
-thinks that's not how you count-
-_-
7c0bfe No.1940780
Fine, I'll just go to bed.
f6e740 No.1940783
Good morning friends! I hope you're all having a lovely day so far. :)
df6b37 No.1940785
i love my shimeji
nobody can take them from me
they are mine
f6e740 No.1940787
>>1940784
woah
>>1940786
ohio!
How are you doin? (Monika's one of my favs)
2e2e6e No.1940788
>>1940785
cute yuri desktop girl
>>1940787
she's just too darn pretty in the pic, i couldn't not give her love
>
f6e740 No.1940789
>>1940788
Fumi is too powerful
df6b37 No.1940791
>>1940787
I am well. pain not so bad today, been playing games and watching anime
how are you? any plans today?
>>1940788
ur a cute yuri desktop girl
a66940 No.1940792
Wait, does this mean kissrape is okay?
2e2e6e No.1940793
>>1940791
*snuggles comfy*
f6e740 No.1940794
>>1940790
>>1940791
Yay!! Less pain is the best kind of pain?
I just got home from work! my fam's been kinda awful lately so I'm thinking of either like sleeping until george gets home or continuing to cap anime girls??
:3c you have good monika pics
a66940 No.1940796
Did I just bomb a bokoblin off a cliff and have to wait for him to hit the bottom before the chest opened?
e0957d No.1940798
>>1940796
Things can't die in midair, come on.
e0957d No.1940799
that's just like, basic logic
2e2e6e No.1940800
>>1940797
im in love with her
i want you to post her often as u can~
a66940 No.1940801
>>1940798
>because games aren't allowed to have kill planes
>because games also aren't allowed to have kill velocities
e0957d No.1940802
>>1940801
I mean I kill planes wouldn't work in an open world game like that unless you bombed it off that giant gap in the west and north. Kill velocity I guess though.
In any case I was joking, I assumed it was a
>bomb does enough damage to kill, doesn't count as dead until the death animation plays when it hits the ground
situation, which is fairely common
f6e740 No.1940803
>>1940800
I have an anime girl a day!
Fumi is on friday!!
e0957d No.1940804
None of these are anime girls though sinni
they're all mangos
a66940 No.1940805
>>1940802
No, I'm pretty sure it was the fall damage that killed it, but it really should have disassociated from the chest after being so far away from it.
I can see this becoming very annoying if it's a common issue, tho.
a66940 No.1940806
Of course Sibbi can't tell the difference between a mango and an animu.
Fucking normie, reeeeeeeeee.
df6b37 No.1940807
>>1940794
sorry about fam
-hugs-
f6e740 No.1940808
>>1940804
I know I know, I just keep fucking saying it, it's stuck on my tongue.
>>1940806
:C stob
df6b37 No.1940809
>sayori keychain
who'd want that hanging off their keys though, bad product/10
e0957d No.1940810
When are we going to free ourselves of these FUCKING NORMIES moogs keeps DRAGGING in here?
f6e740 No.1940811
>>1940807
It's ok! They're not impossible to tolerate.
Eventually I'll move in with george or somethin :3c
2e2e6e No.1940812
>>1940803
*noms on her lovingly*
df6b37 No.1940814
>>1940811
you two are dating? isn't george gay?
f6e740 No.1940816
>>1940814
yes & yes
>>1940815
Good! I should be asleep
probably gonna play hunting game instead :3c
How are you?
a66940 No.1940817
>>1940808
I bet you can't even tell which this is, desu.
f6e740 No.1940818
>>1940817
does it matter? She's ugo
819a51 No.1940820
df6b37 No.1940821
>>1940816
oh I thought you were a grill?
f6e740 No.1940822
>>1940819
:C
>>1940820
Hiya! How are you doing??
>>1940821
I am :)
df6b37 No.1940823
>>1940822
you're dating a gay man? how does that work?
a66940 No.1940825
>>1940822
Stupid mean rude mean person.
2e2e6e No.1940827
>>1940816
i should be too >w<
but im trapt watching funny youtubes!
a66940 No.1940828
>>1940826
Yeah, you better feel bad.
f6e740 No.1940829
>>1940827
Sounds nice!!!
sleep is lame anyway
>>1940828
84c016 No.1940831
>>1940823
she fucks him in the ass
f6e740 No.1940832
>>1940830
he's bi, you dork
a66940 No.1940834
>>1940829
Now apologize to 大河ちゃん。
f6e740 No.1940835
>>1940834
not until she apologizes to me for making my eyeballs hurt
df6b37 No.1940836
>>1940832
well I figured but you said "yes" to me asking if he was gay
BAITED!
f6e740 No.1940837
>>1940836
what's the difference :)
he has one of each, he's 1/2 gay
a66940 No.1940838
>>1940835
I can't baleeb Sibbi could be so itchy twitchy rhymes with witchy.
2e2e6e No.1940840
>>1940829
*pulls the blanket around us and snuggles up sleepily*
84c016 No.1940841
>>1940833
don't you think it would be cute to hold him and be inside him and make him squirt his juice all over the bedspread
f6e740 No.1940842
>>1940841
uwu
>>1940840
nah that's gay.
other way around could be nice tho
a66940 No.1940843
>>1940839
I agree that some of the art from this game is...
interesting, though.
df6b37 No.1940844
>>1940837
bisexual =/= homosexual
2e2e6e No.1940845
>>1940842
huh? what do you mean? ._.
f6e740 No.1940846
>>1940845
I SWITCHED THE THINGS
WOOPS
f6e740 No.1940847
>>1940844
nah I mean like
he has mike, so he's gay
he has me, so he's str8
so he's just an amalgamation.
:3c a cute one
>>1940817
it's from a game
:^) did I solve the riddle
2e2e6e No.1940848
>>1940846
;~;
pls tuck me in an kisu my forehead!
a66940 No.1940849
>>1940847
Only after I told you, Desu.
a9a10a No.1940850
2e2e6e No.1940852
>>1940851
uwu
Zzz... ~ <3
>
nini mwah
f6e740 No.1940854
>>1940852
Goodnight goodnight!
819a51 No.1940857
a9a10a No.1940858
>>1940853
Sorry to disappoint !
37666f No.1940859
>>1940858
Not disappointed, just confused :3
It's not like the name 'Emma' is taken any more
37666f No.1940861
>>1940860
Doesn't Wish make more sense?
819a51 No.1940862
Subtle stop forcing your fantasies onto emily.
37666f No.1940864
>emily
I see what you did there :^)
a9a10a No.1940865
>>1940861
why isn't emma taken any more is it wish again?
827db4 No.1940866
-squeaks and pokes his head up out of Luka's back pack...!! Must have slept through the movie!- :< :<
37666f No.1940867
>>1940865
Sorry I'll stop forcing my fantasies onto you
a9a10a No.1940869
>>1940867
i don't understand
help me
37666f No.1940870
>>1940869
Yes it's Wish jeez
a9a10a No.1940871
>>1940870
but i thought she didnt wanna get called emma
a9a10a No.1940872
>>1940871
*other way around
not wanted to get called wish
37666f No.1940873
Now I wish I didn't say anything
37666f No.1940876
>>1940875
What did I do to deserve this?
819a51 No.1940877
>>1940876
Dunno, just tired
37666f No.1940878
>>1940877
I'm not surprised, it's late af :3
Are you east or west coast?
d07575 No.1940879
The guy selling AT&T door to door thought I was from Germany
dd6d8b No.1940880
56c29b No.1940882
Dead as shit today.
I forgot what day posting was like.
fda17b No.1940883
>>1940879
Why? Are you Arab?
652425 No.1940884
>>1940882
its kind of comfy really, you can watch whole videos and hardly miss anything
dd6d8b No.1940885
d07575 No.1940886
>>1940883
Lol no it's because my name is German but he seemed to think that I was actually personally German
Asked if I spoke German, tried to invite himself into my house, stuff like that
d07575 No.1940887
>>1940885
I mean I'm American mutt breed human, but my grandfather's parents came to America from Germany
56c29b No.1940888
>>1940884
I'm just doing DS3.
Got all of the Human Dredges I need.
fda17b No.1940889
d07575 No.1940890
>>1940889
Yep
People are creeps when you're cute
fda17b No.1940891
>>1940890
You're cute? Where is proofs?
dd6d8b No.1940892
>>1940887
There's the truth
You're German, and therefore a Nazi
Case closed
827db4 No.1940893
Es ist Zeit, Kekse zu essen
\^-^/
652425 No.1940894
>>1940888
i bought DS3 full price for PC, and I have barely even touched it yet, that games gonna be so fun to crack into.
d07575 No.1940895
>>1940891
It's common knowledge
>>1940892
Thanks I haven't heard that one in a while
652425 No.1940896
my body keeps telling me to put half and half in this coffee but it's like, no, shut up, you just want the fats you greedy bitch
56c29b No.1940897
>>1940894
The online is kind of dead outside of Sullivans and the DLC.
Though I still recommend it.
652425 No.1940898
>>1940897
that's okay, im sure if i really need help on any of the parts i have enough friends with the game that someone could help me out, plus i won't have as many dick hack invaders and i'll be more encouraged to solo
652425 No.1940899
56c29b No.1940900
>>1940898
I just need online for covenants.
I need someone to get me in as a blue phantom and then another to join us as a red one.
Then let me kill any red guys that come in so I get the concords.
d07575 No.1940901
>>1940893
Es tut mir leid, Ich bin Keksen zu müde für
652425 No.1940902
>>1940900
i don't know when i'll be playing but i always like going blue covenant :o
827db4 No.1940903
>>1940901
Ach nein! Ich werde dir eine Tasse Kaffee bringen.
56c29b No.1940904
>>1940902
I prefer Rosaria honestly.
I just need 4 more ears if I already ranked up in the covenant. 19 if not.
d07575 No.1940905
>>1940903
Vergib Mir, Ich schlafen muss
652425 No.1940906
>>1940904
I'm a casual with souls games so I have a lot of exploration and pain to experience before I develop opinions that are good :D
dd6d8b No.1940907
>>1940895
No problem, I strive to keep everyone's spirits up
652425 No.1940908
but i made it through most of blood-born with no guide by myself so im positive i can handle Darksouls 3
b38ab0 No.1940909
Where's lewds when you need him
56c29b No.1940910
>>1940906
I have gotten everything pretty much done.
652425 No.1940911
dd6d8b No.1940912
652425 No.1940913
>>1940910
Yea, you bought it waaaay before I did for sure, and I've been really busy plus I got a few other games, I'm just kind of saving them for like a depression or slump or something.
827db4 No.1940914
dd6d8b No.1940917
b38ab0 No.1940918
Pretty good actually, you should try it.
dd6d8b No.1940919
I did try it
It just felt like a Skyrim MMO
And I didn't like Skyrim
652425 No.1940920
>>1940919
ive been told TESO is garbage and i didn't like it, everyone I know plays FF14
a9a10a No.1940921
dd6d8b No.1940922
>>1940920
I've been told by a lot of people they liked TESO as well as people who like FF14
It's a preference of style, and I just don't like the Skyrim feel of it
b38ab0 No.1940923
Oh well, I wouldn't say it's like skyrim, it does a pretty good job at making it a Tamriel mmo.
Idk, I just like TES I guess.
It got a lot of shit reviews when it kicked off but I guess they fixed most of the issues and got rid of the sub. It's alright, I like it. Everything scales, it's pretty, the skill system is great, can't complain.
a66940 No.1940924
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>When your favourite Japanese idol is a 2d squid kid that practices 墨歌 now.
a9a10a No.1940925
dd6d8b No.1940926
To be fair, the last time I played it was closed beta 1
652425 No.1940927
>>1940922
I guess so, it doesn't seem to have the popularity a lot of people, including myself, were expecting though.
i feel like it was a little messy to flip it from a single player experience to a huge open world MMO, i mean it does look pretty dope in some parts but it's like you said, all the in-between skyrimy bits feel so stale
it would be different if it felt a little warmer most of the time like oblivion
652425 No.1940928
>>1940926
yea thats true i should be fair too, it's been a while
827db4 No.1940929
-be's bad and bakes 4 more cookies- :3
652425 No.1940930
>>1940929
oh i already know you're bad
652425 No.1940931
i heard that a lot of countries re using land to grow too much coffee and it's not that great for the soil, i wonder what would be a good thing to rotate on that soil to help make it better for coffee again
652425 No.1940932
827db4 No.1940933
56c29b No.1940935
Aside from spells obtained from the NPCs this is all I have left to get in DS3 aside from the shit in the new DLC.
652425 No.1940936
>>1940933
Haha, I still remember what you said about those hordes of people walking around with their phones out when Pokemon Go was new
56c29b No.1940937
Oh I forgot armor and shields.
Fuck.
652425 No.1940939
652425 No.1940940
>>1940938
in all seriousness though, Hi
652425 No.1940942
>>1940941
i hope work is going well for you, are you doing alright?
f359e3 No.1940943
>>1940942
work is getting worse every day, I broke my knuckle on some dude's teeth. Never punch someone's teeth... you won't win. How are you? -pet-
652425 No.1940944
>>1940943
What exactly do you do for work? Are you getting some "rowdy customers"? wink wink
7ae08c No.1940945
652425 No.1940946
>>1940945
i have informed Sonata, the person who cares the most, and yet they are not here
hmph
652425 No.1940947
nigga you put down an ancient germanic ritual for this and you're missing it
f359e3 No.1940949
>>1940944
I'm in private security.
And its mostly fucking black people... Dey makin' it REEL hard for me to accept them.
>>1940945
Sup honey <3
>>1940946
Yuss he was summoning me.
7ae08c No.1940950
>>1940949
Nothing much Bae-chan, how was work... How many people did you kill?
f359e3 No.1940951
>>1940950
I would never kill anyone...
and I want to know how you've been! don't leave me hanging!
I didn't work last night cuz my supervisor was absent and I spent the whole day with her.
brb
sweeping
652425 No.1940952
>>1940949
okay well i have to take a shower real quick, just got done shoveling a bunch of snow
im sure they are smart enough to hire some little white girl to punch down all the blackies
827db4 No.1940953
7ae08c No.1940954
>>1940951
Had today off from work, so played some games earlier, then spent a couple hours in the gym. Eating some food now and watching shows. Got work tomorrow so gotta get that chilling done.
Besides that, generally pretty upbeat.
>spent the whole day with supervisot
Do tell me more... what were you doing? <. <
>also what job?
827db4 No.1940955
-ate 6 cookies today. Christmas is too much fun for my own good- >.<
827db4 No.1940957
>>1940956
-gives you a cookie! Is making them for a christmas party.-
b38ab0 No.1940958
13ded6 No.1940959
>>1940957
-appreciates said cookie, checks it for runes-
827db4 No.1940960
>>1940958
-sets out a tray of them. Had 50 of them >.< Was trying a new recipe and thought the sugar ratio was off and that they wouldn't work so bought extra stuff to make a backup batch from an older recipe. They werked and now there's too many cookies-
652425 No.1940961
>>1940960
of course the classic recipe would have more sugar
back when cookies were made right and sugar wasnt in everything else too
13ded6 No.1940962
>>1940960
go tell your neighbors about your problem and see if they can help
827db4 No.1940963
>>1940961
-bounces in place. Hasn't had this much sugar in ages- 0____0
>>1940962
-growls-
652425 No.1940964
>>1940963
its great to have a sugar high when you dont have sugar all the time, your body doesnt react as violently ill if its kept occasional
b38ab0 No.1940965
>>1940960
Invite some friends over.
827db4 No.1940966
>>1940964
-has been eating healthier for the last month in preparation for the solstice. Is getting stronger and working out more to improve his back-
>>1940965
D: -hurries into the kitchen to make scones. Can't has people over without scones-
b38ab0 No.1940967
>>1940966
Don't forget tea!
827db4 No.1940968
>>1940967
-comes standard with company- :3
827db4 No.1940970
>>1940969
-hurries with your tea and cookies-
a78108 No.1940971
>>1940970
I don't like tea though.
827db4 No.1940972
>>1940971
-forgot! Brings you strawberry milk-
b38ab0 No.1940973
Jesus Christ Emma what the heck is wrong with you?
a9a10a No.1940974
827db4 No.1940975
>>1940974
-puts up police line around you and stations skwirls dressed in hazmat suits at every corner of the danger zone-
b38ab0 No.1940976
-munches on cookies and sips tea- =w=
a78108 No.1940977
>>1940972
Thank you.
>>1940973
Sorry, I don't have degen tastes yet :^)
>>1940974
*drinks*
827db4 No.1940978
652425 No.1940979
>>1940966
excellent to hear! i hope you continue to feel improvement and betterment!
df6b37 No.1940980
nezi want friends
be nezi friend
nezi will give you lots of hugs and attention
652425 No.1940981
yea wish how can you not like tea you degernate
b38ab0 No.1940982
>>1940977
Oh yeah, tea's no good but maple syrup bacon poutine is the shit.
Amazing taste right there.
652425 No.1940983
>>1940980
i thought your personality was pretty cute the brief time we hung out in voice chat, but im not quite gay enough to fully enjoy it
a78108 No.1940985
>>1940982
Yes. Like I said, my tastes have not gone to degen levels yet.
b38ab0 No.1940987
>>1940985
Only if they skipped over them and jumped straight to nightmare levels.
13ded6 No.1940988
>>1940987
that has historically been my strategy
827db4 No.1940990
>>1940979
-squeaks-
>>1940980
-didn't forget you, and bring syou tea and cookies-
>>1940985
-pouts...you think tea is degenerate??- ;_;
b38ab0 No.1940991
>>1940990
she's gonna need a bigger quarantine zone.
>>1940989
Sounds kinda nice desu
f359e3 No.1940992
Fucking dirty fucking floor.
>>1940952
-follows you into the shower with cold water-
hehe
And I'm tough, I can fuck anyone up.
>>1940954
I work nights as a personal guard.
I'm glad to hear you had a relaxing day. They are hard to come by and are taken for granted often~
She and I are friends!
>>1940955
-tips fedora-
Sonata.
a78108 No.1940994
>>1940987
You haven't even tried it yet though.
>>1940990
Yeah, kinda.
f359e3 No.1940995
>>1940989
-shivers-
i hate affection... but i wouldn't mind hugging others
7ae08c No.1940996
>>1940992
Personal Security? So big... so strong...
f359e3 No.1940997
>>1940996
Yep I can fuck you up if you get too close
13ded6 No.1940998
>be nezi
>post demanding attention
>recieve said attention
>dont respond
652425 No.1940999
>>1940992
there's no way i'd be taking a cold shower in Winter, do you think i want to murder myself??
a bucket of cold water in a hot shower would feel really nice though
df6b37 No.1941000
>>1940983
so you don't want to be friend? ;w;
>>1940984
hello.
>>1940986
*hacks your friend limit*
>>1940989
-hugs-
>>1940990
thank you lovely sonata ^^
652425 No.1941001
>>1941000
i mean we can still be friends but like, we gotta have cool friend stuff to do together
827db4 No.1941002
f359e3 No.1941003
>>1940998
Nezi is always busy with work, school and girls~
>>1940999
TRIPS
My dumb brothers would slash me with cold water every time I bathed lol
Good times.
How was your shower?
a78108 No.1941005
827db4 No.1941006
>>1941004
0.0
>>1941005
-freaks out andhelps you put your right eye back in the socket- ;_;
652425 No.1941007
>>1941003
that's cute haha, it was a really hot shower because it's snowy and cold here and i dont believe that shit about cold showers being healthier all the time, though i do take nice cool showers sometimes
a78108 No.1941008
827db4 No.1941009
>>1941008
-is worried about your eyes and tapes them in place- :<
a9a10a No.1941010
a78108 No.1941011
>>1941009
-is blind and walks off a cliff-
>>1941010
-_-
827db4 No.1941012
>>1941011
D: -sends down a rope to help and wonders who put a cliff in the thread.-
13ded6 No.1941013
>>1941012
there are some treacherous individuals
827db4 No.1941014
>>1941013
-knows only too well- v.v
d1d6d5 No.1941015
>>1941003
Hey sweety, hope you're well
Why is Sonata being suspicious of me? It must have something to do with your presence
d1d6d5 No.1941016
Btw just so everyone knows how I operate in this kind of scenario
U message me and say you're suspicious but then don't reply when I ask why = I shitpost about it
d1d6d5 No.1941017
So maybe you can tell me here if that's more convenient
df6b37 No.1941018
>>1941001
oh ok, that sounds fine
>>1941002
i love you sonata<3
d1d6d5 No.1941019
It was just a meme, false alarm
Anyway hi Blood-chan
a9a10a No.1941020
827db4 No.1941021
7ae08c No.1941022
>>1940997
How would you rough me up, big guy?
a78108 No.1941023
827db4 No.1941024
-tallies up the insurance costs of having a cliff in the thread and runs off to the broom closet to hide under his blanket-
a795fb No.1941026
How to study when the vodka is calling..?
652425 No.1941027
what are we going to do about the active chain of volcanoes in thread
a78108 No.1941028
>>1941026
Study the taste of the vodka
13ded6 No.1941029
>>1941027
i'm more worried about the landmines and unexploded cluster munitions left over from the War
7ae08c No.1941030
>>1941026
What the heck are you?
a795fb No.1941032
>>1941028
Yes you are right, that sounds efficient for a course about the mind. Qualia. Yes.
>>1941030
A thinking thing, at least..
652425 No.1941033
>>1941029
we have machines to take care of those, technology and vehicles designed to tank the explosions even
volcanoes are unpredictable and can erupt with more force than a nuclear blast
b38ab0 No.1941034
>>1940994
Have you tried all the teas ever?
a9a10a No.1941035
2e2e6e No.1941036
>>1941026
i choose the left one
>>1941032
i choose the one on the right
a78108 No.1941037
>>1941032
What'cha studying for? :3
>>1941034
I've tried enough of them.
>>1941035
nunu
f359e3 No.1941038
>>1941006
alright I'll leave you alone...
>>1941007
Stop writing long sentences
when i was really smol i used to take cold baths and for some reason it left me emotionally dull
>>1941015
I told Sonata you raped me you RAPIST!
>>1941019
hi
>>1941022
If you get too close to the person I'm guarding then yes, yes I would. If I don't I won't get paid.
652425 No.1941039
>>1941038
no im going to intentionally write run on sentences just to annoy you, i don't have a bathtub at all so i am always forced to take a shower but i take one daily sometimes twice a day.
d1d6d5 No.1941040
>>1941038
You're just jumping on the bandwagon of making rape allegations against celebrities
I'm glad you're here; I missed you :3
How have things been?
a795fb No.1941041
>>1941037
Course of philosophy of mind. It's really easy material honestly, but the prof writes torture sessions, not exams.
Multiple choice with 20 options, for example. "a-c, f, i, r, but not b" would be an example option of hers
Also have to study for symbolic logic.. don't even want to think about that right now.
a9a10a No.1941043
dd6d8b No.1941044
f359e3 No.1941045
>>1941039
Showers are so annoying, you should get a tub, it can help sweat out all the gunk under your fur... and just shower after
I like to bathe for 20mins then shower for 10min
>>1941040
Let me tell you that I wouldn't say anything if that ever happened to me, its free sex, i don't have to pay to lay
and I've missed you too... v.v
new moon is coming <3
>>1941042
yes
3a50a3 No.1941046
>>1941042
Yes! Take a delicious nap!
7ae08c No.1941047
>>1941038
How much for you to guard me honeycakes?
84c016 No.1941048
it's payday
guess who didn't get paid
d1d6d5 No.1941049
>>1941045
So cute :3 -hugs tightly-
I see you're claiming to be a security guard now ^^
a78108 No.1941050
>>1941041
Yes I understand some of those words.
Though a torture session sounds kind of nice right now.
>>1941043
I'm My Angel Tenka.
a9a10a No.1941051
>>1941050
Nice to meet you.
d1d6d5 No.1941052
>Though a torture session sounds kind of nice right now.
LEWD
>>1941048
Me because I don't have a job
a78108 No.1941054
>>1941051
Meet to nice you!
f359e3 No.1941055
>>1941047
It depends on how long.
>>1941048
Kill yourself
>>1941049
ow... and yeah
d1d6d5 No.1941056
>>1941055
What's your estimation of how long it will take you to make a Discord again?
dd6d8b No.1941057
>>1941052
>Me because I don't have a job
7ae08c No.1941058
>>1941055
As much as my Bar Mitzvah Bonds can go.
d1d6d5 No.1941059
>>1941057
I can't believe I'm getting cheated out of my paycheck like this
a795fb No.1941060
>>1941044
Enjoyably so.
>>1941050
While in other circumstances perhaps that's fair, exams less so, especially when grad school applications ride on having high marks..
652425 No.1941061
>>1941045
fur, haha very funny, but no im not sure if id have the time to do it very often, it's very rare i want to commit an entire hour to bathing, i'm pretty used to showering now as relaxing as a bath can be, and it ends up saving me a lot of time for other stuff
once in a while i miss a bathtub though
f359e3 No.1941062
>>1941056
Years... I think..
I don't want to talk to people anymore
>>1941058
I don't know your British lingo!
d1d6d5 No.1941064
>>1941062
You said you've missed me, though ^^
f359e3 No.1941065
>>1941061
Ew gross you must stink like musk ._.
f359e3 No.1941066
>>1941064
all i do is annoy you
652425 No.1941067
>>1941065
15 minutes in the shower is all it really takes to get clean, especially when you get clean every day
stop pretending i like wet dog smell
d1d6d5 No.1941068
>>1941066
I haven't really been annoyed by you at all these past several months
I thought that was obvious
f359e3 No.1941069
>>1941067
stinky <3
Its hard to um... wash down there with the water falling down... that's why i bathe
a795fb No.1941070
Oops.. drank too much to study probably..
>people not having removable hand held shower heads
Why?
8ad215 No.1941071
The thread is so weird if you think about it
Like what even is this place ?
652425 No.1941072
>>1941069
i guess i wouldn't know, i have no problem washing my areas with bar soap and my hands, i just wash my hands off extra well afterwards
d1d6d5 No.1941073
>>1941070
Drinking any amount is a slippery slope ^^
>>1941071
A "pure circlejerk"
dd6d8b No.1941074
>>1941059
I sadly have to work for a paycheck as well
>>1941060
It's super good
d1d6d5 No.1941075
>>1941074
I mean, I could get on NEET bux if I really tried
Mental illnesses can be easy to "fake"
8ad215 No.1941076
>>1941073
It confused me to the point of exiting out of the thread last night.
dd6d8b No.1941077
>>1941075
Don't need to fake them if you got them
:thinking:
029578 No.1941078
>>1941075
Do tell, I want neet bucks
a795fb No.1941079
>>1941071
A memory slowly fading away.
>>1941073
Yeah, should know better by now. Booze just seems to disappear in this place..
>>1941075
Been debating NEETing off my disability bux if applications fail.
f359e3 No.1941080
>>1941070
Are you 10SEX?
>>1941071
Its only weird if you think its weird.
>>1941072
Wait ew you use the bar on your skin? Use a bath sponge .____.
>>1941068
I'm not used to 8chan, ugh
I'm your little sister~
My job is to annoy!
a795fb No.1941081
>>1941074
Playing as crazy people is fun.
>>1941080
Huh? Who?
652425 No.1941083
>>1941080
no i use the bar on my hands and my hands on my skin, your hands are sufficient tools for the job.
d1d6d5 No.1941084
>>1941076
Why did that happen suddenly?
>>1941077
Yeah it doesn't seem hard
It's kind of tempting, but I think I'll avoid doing that
>>1941078
https://imgur.com/a/OyOid
No offense, the guide just happens to be written that way, I don't know what to tell you
>>1941079
I thought you didn't like alcohol much; do you not have weed right now? ^^
And NEETing for a while is nice
>>1941080
I love you :3
a795fb No.1941085
>Not using the most abrasive cleaning pad you can find because you feel like a dirty whore
f359e3 No.1941086
>>1941081
Oh never mind then
>>1941082
-sighs-
Don't group link me
>>1941083
Hmm is that really a thing? I've never thought of doing it like that...
Does it really get you clean?
>>1941084
I love you too <3
We should kill BD
d1d6d5 No.1941087
>>1941086
Because he's a dog? :3
8ad215 No.1941089
652425 No.1941090
>>1941086
i have large man hands so, i can get them all soapy and plenty of suds happen, i have to assume my hands are pretty good at doing things like that, since i use them for literally everything else.
you just wash your hands off really well afterwards, rags get all wet and damp and then smell moldy unless you take care of them right away
a9a10a No.1941092
>2011
>having hands
shiggidy
827db4 No.1941093
>>1941087
-comes back in out of the snow and sneezes. Is surprisingly hard to keep cookies on the plate when driving- 0_o
029578 No.1941094
>>1941084
It doesn't bother me, anyway, nobody speaks like that anymore. It could have been funny if it wasnt oversaturated
Good guide tho
a795fb No.1941095
>>1941084
It's good when stress is high, and nice to have in the evening. Had a small drink earlier, which became more than one..
Have weed, but definetely can't study when high. Kind of thought booze would be a middleground.
Yeah, sadly it would cost me the private health insurance that pays for not dying. Who knows what'll happen in the future..
f359e3 No.1941096
>>1941089
I don't know why but that shit pisses me off so fucking much... it's not your fault... i'm sorry
>>1941090
hmm how long have you been doing that?
does anyone in your family do that too? I actually want to try it now
>>1941093
hi
>
827db4 No.1941097
>>1941096
-gives you a cookie and coffee-
>
f359e3 No.1941098
>>1941097
is scared of cookie...
827db4 No.1941099
-didn't even wrap his presents yet, either >.< Today is too busy. Is going to be a fun party though ^-^ There will be hot buttered rum 0.0 -
>>1941098
-takes a nibble to show you-
7ae08c No.1941100
>>1941062
Lotsa dosh my cutepatoot
652425 No.1941102
>>1941096
the idea never occurred to me to ask other people how they bathe, i always just assume they can handle it themselves
i mean hands are easier to get clean again than washrags anyways so i get in the and scrape everything off that's still stuck to my skin, scrub my legs and arms with my fingersnails
a795fb No.1941103
>>1941096
By the way, who are you?
d1d6d5 No.1941104
>>1941088
It's a board about nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQnaRtNMGMI
>>1941091
You seem like you've been well; I'm glad ^^
Any news in your life? Try not to lie :3
>>1941093
Am I missing some background for this story?
>>1941095
It's hard to study while intoxicated in general, I think ^^
827db4 No.1941105
>>1941104
-has been baking and preparing all day for a coming christmas party. Is throwing a big one this year because his grandfather is going downhill fast and...it kind of looks like this could realistically be his last-
8ad215 No.1941107
>>1941104
Then why is it fun ?
652425 No.1941108
652425 No.1941109
Seinfeld has all the answers to lifes mysteries
d1d6d5 No.1941110
>>1941105
Isn't it still a bit early for baking stuff? ^^ I guess the party is probably earlier than xmas day
At least he's lived this long, I doubt my living grandpa will be alive when I'm your age
>>1941106
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.
It demands to be watched on the actual Youtube page
>>1941107
Because we've gotten to know the characters and that makes it funnier
f359e3 No.1941111
>>1941099
-doesn't into gluten and steps back slowly-
>>1941100
I dunno my contract is still pretty low, prolly the lowest price.
So I get a lot of work.
>>1941102
fingernails...bleh... how do you wash under your dick and your balls... and your butt.. idk...
>>1941103
I am Ikarous Pet-class, but people call me Blood-chan. What should I call you?
>>1941104
Let me see...
I am doing very well..
because i went back to doing.. 'that'
I feel so much more relaxed, i can speak better and sleep soundly...
I even stopped punching walls
I feel happy. What about yew?
>>1941109
My favorite show
7ae08c No.1941112
>>1941111
Get a cute uniform?
652425 No.1941113
>>1941111
i just rub around my dick and balls and butt with soap and then rinse it off once i don't feel anything gross there anymore
then i thoroughly wash my hands with soap for about as long as i spent washing those parts
a795fb No.1941114
>>1941104
Fair enough. Made another drink though.
>>1941111
Ah, that makes sense.
Was originally called Menma, but don't really care what people use now..
f359e3 No.1941115
>>1941112
Not really..
But the heavy kevlar keeps me warm..
>>1941113
do you scrub down there with your fingernails too?
827db4 No.1941116
>>1941110
-is doing it on SUnday. Just ran all the stuff over to his uncle's over the mountain. Cookies tried to run away on the incline X_X Is 92. Keeps wondering what it must be like for him...knows no one is promised "next christmas"...but he's lost so much weight this year and can't walk well all of a sudden. Wants him to have a good time this year.-
>>1941111
-brings you a basket of pears instead.-
f359e3 No.1941117
>>1941114
Oh yeah! I remember you. Erio has a crush on you~ .///.
7ae08c No.1941118
>>1941115
>Kevlarbae
Sounds cute... Got a big ol stick to whack people with, them criminals whomst stray onto yo patch?
f359e3 No.1941121
>>1941116
-snatches and scurries into my lair- (under your bed)
652425 No.1941122
>>1941115
Well you have to be delicate with your parts to a degree so you can only scrub so hard, but those areas dont really get dirty with anything but sweat so its fine
i have kind of a hairy but but i usually shower directly in the morning, you just don't go digging in your butt though
well, some of these people might
652425 No.1941123
827db4 No.1941124
>>1941121
-leans over the side and peeks under- o.o
-will have to remember to clean pear cores out from under there before bed-
a795fb No.1941125
>>1941117
Ah, I recall you were pretty angry/jealous over that long ago.
He's a friend.
d1d6d5 No.1941126
>>1941111
I'm glad you're feeling good ^^
Try not to get too addicted to that though
And I'm good; I've been high most of the time :3
>>1941114
Might as well, you're already too drunk to study :3
>>1941116
You need to learn to securely fasten cookies
Just put them in tupperware and then on the floor? Seems like they'd be safe enough that way lol
My grandpa is the opposite; he's getting fatter and that's what's going to kill him
>>1941117
Why must you go on the internet and tell lies?
f359e3 No.1941127
>>1941118
I use one MicroTech H.A.L.O., one Glock 26
652425 No.1941128
i hope they arent talking about cutting
652425 No.1941129
>>1941127
you should arm wrestle me
827db4 No.1941130
>>1941126
-arranged them on a nice platter and foolishly thought they would stay if he used plastic wrap. Was mistaken- ._.
652425 No.1941131
>>1941130
the plastic wrap would have to be tight enough to hold every cookie down but not too tight to break them
rip almost impossible
f359e3 No.1941133
>>1941122
I'm confused... how to people clean themselves with a wet rag?
>>1941123
Lewd!
>>1941124
-glare-
>>1941125
Sure he is...
Can you just like... never talk to him again?
>>1941126
U smokin' dat gud shyt?
>>1941129
Too easy~
f359e3 No.1941134
>>1941132
I don't wanna...
>find the glock
fda17b No.1941135
>>1941127
>microtech switchblade and a babby glock
R u a wigger?
652425 No.1941136
>>1941133
arent you all tough and confident, i wouldn't know with the rag, I never use one for myself, if i feel really dirty i use lava soap
our hands are part of the tools we used to climb to the top of the planet, i think we can handle washing with them too
f359e3 No.1941137
>>1941135
I know Glocks were invented by whites, I don't know about the knives... prolly Americans
a795fb No.1941138
>>1941133
You're not the only person I know who would prefer that lol..
652425 No.1941139
>>1941135
she is a female, she cant handle larger firearms as easily
7ae08c No.1941140
>>1941134
Nice coffee kettle thingy.
Wry you like this
a9a10a No.1941141
>Photos
Get the fuck out of here
56c29b No.1941142
I have arrived. Abuse me.
f359e3 No.1941143
>>1941136
yea but I really to dig into my ass when i wash down there, i can't really use my hands...
>>1941138
Erio belongs to me...
I just don't want him to fall for you...
>>1941140
Like what? I love money!
fda17b No.1941145
>>1941137
...
>>1941139
Sub-compacts are terrible no matter who ya are.
f359e3 No.1941146
>>1941145
I mean the MicroTech knives
7ae08c No.1941147
>>1941143
>loves money
Like me, it is in my jewish blood.
652425 No.1941148
>>1941143
you do you and i'll do me homie, its easier to get shit off your hands than a washrag and i use those to wash my bathroom
like permanent ink comes off skin easy enough
>>1941145
im sure she doesnt pay for the gun
f359e3 No.1941149
can't find my fucking camera
f359e3 No.1941150
>>1941147
I fucking hate Jews.
Anyway the money is good...
And its the only job I could get with my arrest record so I had no other choice...
>>1941148
Listen my fingernails are long and sharp... I like to dig my bath sponge inside my ass
7ae08c No.1941151
>>1941150
>hate jews
Oy vey, Its why you want to stab me up right?
652425 No.1941152
>>1941150
tell us more about your ass please, everyone here is listening im sure
827db4 No.1941154
>>1941131
-didn't stick to the dish- ._.
>>1941133
:< -doesn't take your pear cores but leaves mango ice cream under there-
d1d6d5 No.1941155
>>1941120
Seinfeld works the same way
>>1941130
Would be better to just bring the platter separately and arrange them when you're at the destination, I guess ^^
>>1941133
Yeah I get good stuff for good prices
Still just spending money though, so I should probably get a source of income soon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7ae08c No.1941156
7ae08c No.1941157
d1d6d5 No.1941528
>>1941128
Just noticed this
I would have discouraged it more if we were talking about that, just out of pure instinct