affe1b No.1922431
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Eatin' Dick like Cheetos Edition
c15858 No.1922437
>>1922430
For my desktop (which is now bricked, 7 years for a 300 dollar build, woo), yeah. But I finally broke down and bought a laptop a little while ago. School kinda held a gun to my head to do it.
3b2784 No.1922438
is it wrong to want to be attracted to lloyd because he's black
affe1b No.1922441
167b3b No.1922442
>>1922429
Who's going to draw it?
e8d2d1 No.1922443
>>1922437
yea i just helped my girlfriend buy a laptop and i told her it would do her a world of good, its an 800 dollar laptop though
b7372f No.1922444
affe1b No.1922447
Can you really be racist to slaves?
c15858 No.1922449
>>1922443
>pissed off that I had to spend 550 on one even after going out of my way to snipe a fuck of a rebate.
I think I might be like a closet Jew.
e8d2d1 No.1922452
>>1922442
i did say it was just a highdea, how would we even portray you, as a vaporeon??
b7372f No.1922453
>>1922446
And look, all I'm gonna say is I've been seein' far too many little mulato mixed breeds runnin' around lately, so like, at least try to be original.
>>1922447
For communists everyone's a slave, so I guess it's kinda impossible innit?
e8d2d1 No.1922454
>>1922449
i could have gotten one way cheaper but she insisted it be able to play the sims 4 on high at least
c15858 No.1922455
>>1922454
>playing Sims 4
I'm so sorry.
167b3b No.1922456
>>1922452
whatever you like, I hold little to no stake in it.
e8d2d1 No.1922457
>>1922456
well thats no fun, i guess he should just make smiles the owner and you the lackyboy
affe1b No.1922458
>>1922453
Alternate Right Propaganda
b7372f No.1922459
>>1922458
Alternative facts.
e0b1d7 No.1922460
I never said anything about making Kissy the owner; just that she'd be a loli working at the sex shop because she claimed to be one IRL
Also an LN not a VN
Basically BD is posting fake news because he was too focused on cybering Squiddy
e0b1d7 No.1922461
Guess I have to wake and bake, you leave me no choice
>>1922456
Kiss, how are you today? :3
167b3b No.1922462
>>1922461
Wish I slept more than the 4 hours I did, but I had to wake up early for some stuff. Now I'm hungry, but haven't managed to go find food yet.
79036b No.1922463
Woah nelly. I'm back now from picking sis at school and I find THIS.
>>1922364
>>1922366
>>1922367
>>1922369
>>1922370
>>1922375
>>1922378
>>1922380
>>1922381
Slow down there, people.
I mean... Why does it matters what I have between my legs? I am not focusing about it or talking about it, so neither should you.
I just came here to meet new friends, that's all. Get your mind off the gutter please. Not everything boils down to this kind of attractions. Not everything is sex-related.
675976 No.1922464
>>1922463
Everyone here is a fag
e0b1d7 No.1922465
>>1922462
You should get food and then nap :3
Anyway, tell me about your time as a sex shop loli
You said people were getting fired and you had to work really hard to keep the job, right? What was that like? ^^
Seems like talking about sex toys with customers would be an awkward job, but I think your aloof nature would make it alright for you :3
>>1922463
I concluded that you're a gril days ago and now I see no reason to dwell on the question
How was your day?
9287d7 No.1922466
>>1922463
Sorry, love, I didn't think it'd be a point of contention.
I don't really care what you've got between your legs, you're great either way.
affe1b No.1922467
I cant habeeb i been usurped
8a46ca No.1922468
>>1922463
but i love tristan because he's a big bear boy and because he is a good snuggler???????????? is that sexual
79036b No.1922469
>>1922464
I can see that.
>>1922465
It was fine. But I am broken atm in both real life and Digimon Masters Online. Ran out of bites to buy disks, and IRL ran out of patience to keep living with family.
I am starting to think about going to live in some kind of shared appartment. I know if I ask, I will eventually find one.
>>1922466
If I'm not touching the subject, it's because it really doesn't matters at all.
But if the situation ever arises where I have to show pics of me or list in detail what do I have down there, I will. I just don't need to do it with strangers right now tho, and I think that's reasonable from me, isn't it?
8f7433 No.1922470
>>1922463
Typical trap/tranny response
3b2784 No.1922472
>>1922463
i'm fine with whatever as long as you have a penis
affe1b No.1922473
>>1922472
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
79036b No.1922474
>>1922470
Probably, yeah.
>>1922468
Probably, yeah.
>>1922471
Probably, yeah. Altho that doesn't really applies to this situation.
9287d7 No.1922475
>>1922469
I could not agree more.
675976 No.1922476
>>1922469
Yeah, don't give these fags anything unless you don't mind seeing yourself getting reposted every few days
aa022b No.1922477
>>1922463
theres not much else to talk about
e0b1d7 No.1922478
>>1922466
Hey, I fulfilled your request ^^
I know a cute dickgirl named Rin
From Alice's Alicefag bin
A reclusive nerd
With obsessions absurd
A worshiper of Japanese sin
>>1922469
Yeah living with family can be annoying when you're grown up
Shouldn't be hard to find one; just search on Craigslist or something ^^
e8d2d1 No.1922479
>>1922462
You would make a great loli
79036b No.1922480
>>1922478
This is Peru. So things like Craiglist aren't a thing. I will just ask some friends if they know anything about such places and hope for the best.
>>1922476
You gotta be a real idiot to give stuff to randoms on the internet.
I got over that phase already.
>>1922472
Thanks for the neccesary information, pal.
>>1922477
Of course there is. Get creative.
e0b1d7 No.1922481
Kissy was UNDERAGED and working at a sex shop somehow
aa022b No.1922483
>>1922480
i havent drawn lately
8f7433 No.1922484
Don't bully me, Nagotoro-san Ch 3 came out already
Then this happened
jfc muh dick
e0b1d7 No.1922486
Kissy come back
This interview is important
>>1922480
https://lima.craigslist.org/
?????
I guess maybe people just don't use it much
I don't know; you should at least try looking online if you haven't yet ^^ Good luck, in any event
675976 No.1922487
>>1922480
People are idiots~
e8d2d1 No.1922488
im pretty sure that kissy wants to be a boy, they don't really save super feminine vaporeons, or if they do they don't most them as much, like sparkly eyes and ribbons and crap
9287d7 No.1922489
>>1922485
>>1922484
How does she go from being on the bottom to being on the top?
What freaking magic did they perform?
8f7433 No.1922490
Seeing her get all doki doki is priceless
The bully finally gets flustered
best feeling ever
e0b1d7 No.1922491
I don't think Rin liked the limerick but I thought she knew what to expect after the other ones I posted that thread
>>1922488
She told me she's a girl
All I can do in this world of forms is go with the premises I'm presented with with the knowledge that everything is ultimately just a manifestation of nothingness anyway
e8d2d1 No.1922492
e8d2d1 No.1922493
>>1922491
oh okay so they picked a female character for themselves
79036b No.1922494
>>1922486
>That crappy web layout
OMG it feels like if I was back in 2004. It's so bad.
And I doubt it's popular.
>>1922483
Creativity is more than drawing. Or that's what I like to tell myself.
>>1922489
It's called "anime self-fulfillement wishes".
Because apparently women can never be in control of sexual situations, and as soon as a woman comes in contact with a penis, she will become a mushy-mushy bag of weakness and delicacy. Anime is CRAP.
>>1922487
Specially anime fans.
167b3b No.1922495
>>1922465
Only one person got fired at my store, and one from another.
It's not really that awkward, some people make it that way though.
The weirdest part was when they would proposition me for sex.
Only happened a handful of times.
>>1922488
male and female ones look right about the same though.
e8d2d1 No.1922496
>>1922495
thats true but some art styles are more distinctively boyish or girlish, i always feel like the ones you post look more boyish but im not really that good with pokemon :^) they look exactly the same in the games besides the pikachus tails and some other really specific bullshit
8f7433 No.1922497
>>1922489
That's what I was wondering too, I though he was gonna fall on top of her and like grope her titty like in the manga he was reading earlier
675976 No.1922498
>>1922494
who even watches anime?
167b3b No.1922501
>>1922496
I post this one sometimes, it has a bow.
79036b No.1922502
>>1922498
Weaboos, that's who.
>>1922497
Gosh that trash couldn't be more cliché even if they tried.
So she touches his cock and falls in love? What kind of retarded thing is that. Do these people even know how human interaction works?
>>1922499
Hush now.
8a46ca No.1922503
>>1922502
but it isn't sexual if there's no reproduction
aa022b No.1922504
>>1922494
expression used in an artistic work. though yeah it can be used in more social spaces. but why would you
e0b1d7 No.1922505
Like, she got off real easy on the obscenity. The only obscene part is "dickgirl"
Every other limerick I've written has been more obscene except for the one I wrote about Hu, which is just a great big holocaust joke
If I must I guess I'll cut myself and make a blood mural to apologize
>>1922493
Basically I guess
>>1922494
Idk, just seemed like something that might be worth trying, but I guess you could get better things from asking friends and stuff
>>1922495
Hm, didn't you mention having to try harder because you were afraid of getting fired? I'm wondering what that was like :3
>when u see a customer looking at a dildo and jump on the opportunity and start talking about why it's such a great dildo
9287d7 No.1922506
>>1922491
My expectations were excessively low, I just didn't have any comment.
>>1922494
Very different society.
Though I've seen a few where she does not become a mushy-mushy bag of weakness and delicacy.
675976 No.1922507
>>1922502
Eww.
Am gonna bed. Enjoy your day cutie~
b7372f No.1922508
>>1922502
>Weaboos, that's who.
I resent that remark.
e8d2d1 No.1922509
>>1922501
okay the bow comment im regretting, half the boys here would wear bows anyways so its not really a good indicator either way
8f7433 No.1922510
>>1922502
>falls in love
lolno
She bullies him for funsies, and he's super beta and lets it happen he even cries sometimes lmao
e0b1d7 No.1922511
>>1922506
Rude :3
How's your day going?
79036b No.1922512
>>1922505
Maybe you are right. I could give it a go.
Allow me to check.
>>1922506
I assure you, not even Japanese society works like mangakas try to show it.
>>1922507
Good night Danish sweet!
>>1922508
Because you are a weaboo.
>>1922510
You and I both know that's probably what will end happening.
What a losers story made by some guy who clearly wishes a girl would have treated him like garbage. A literal "cuck".
>>1922503
By that logic, all porn actresses are pure nuns unless they get pregnant after the act.
>>1922504
Because I am doing so. Like, right now.
See we are chatting about something. Not very enticing mind you but it's better than nothing.
167b3b No.1922513
>>1922505
I just tried harder because I get nervous about getting fired if I don't exceed expectations. It's a silly pressure to put on myself.
The hardest part was getting the customers to let you help them, people are kind of closed off for the most part.
e8d2d1 No.1922514
>>1922513
see like that still looks pretty boyish for ribbons
i swear you do these things on purpose
9287d7 No.1922515
>>1922511
Full of kids.
Or were they squids?
I don't remember.
Yourself?
>>1922512
Mangaka?
Some manage to get it right.
Doujinshi artists?
Well, that's a no-man's-land I try not to venture into.
8f7433 No.1922516
This pretty much a manga aimed for Masochistic submissive guys with glasses
Pretty much my self insert manga
>>1922512
lmao it's super popular on /a/
People are eating it up
aa022b No.1922517
>>1922512
maybe it is more difficult to express creativity in conversation
b7372f No.1922518
>>1922512
Yeah, well... you're a...
Fuck, I got nothin.
79036b No.1922519
>>1922515
Some mangakas are good.
And I would rather say "no-woman's-land" because those guys have zero idea how women work.
>>1922516
>popular on /a/
>The lang of virgin downright weaboos obsessed with unrealistic human interactions shown in anime and manga
>Also some are masochistic submissive guys with glasses, probably
Uhmmm... I wonder why...
>>1922517
I know it is. I am awful at smalltalk but hey, gotta try before calling quits.
e0b1d7 No.1922520
>>1922512
Good luck ^^ Just be careful; I'm not sure how safe of an option that is in Peru, come to think of it
>>1922513
Yeah, I imagine they would be ^^
I think the way you're kind of cold and aloof and stuff would make you a good character in that scenario
Just calmly talking about the specifics of a butt toy to a customer while they get embarrassed over it
>>1922515
Babysitting/taking care of an aquarium?
79036b No.1922522
>>1922520
It's extremely unsafe.
That's why I would only go for female roommates.
>>1922518
You can always go the easy route and call me "spic". Even tho that's technically not correct and my skin is pretty pale.
b7372f No.1922523
>>1922522
I'm surrounded by real spics. Only thing you and they share in common is a language.
e8d2d1 No.1922524
>>1922516
what if he just got like really upset and bodyslammed her liker stop tocuhing my fucking penis bitch
79036b No.1922525
>>1922523
Taco taco burrito.
Inmigración ilegal.
Die Trump. I'm gonna steal real 'murricans JOBS.
Am I spic enough now?
e0b1d7 No.1922526
>>1922522
Just have to make sure the person you're contacting is actually female, I guess
Talk to her on the phone before meeting her IRL, and listen to your gut
Idk, the idea seems unsafe in general now that I think about it; Peru seems kind of like that kind of hellhole
8f7433 No.1922527
>>1922519
It's my favorite place to yammer about anime tho
Aside from here, but thats when Emmas around
>>1922524
>
79036b No.1922528
>>1922526
It is extremely unsafe. Hence why I want to ask friends for help.
Two years ago I met a girl for few months. She went back to USA, but told me about the place she stayed at: An appartment with 3 other girls and they all paid the bills together. She even told me they could probably accept me there me if I really really wanted.
...THAT IS IT. I GOT IT. I have to contact her again and make them vouch for me. It's brilliant!
>>1922527
Man. That anime truly digusts me.
e0b1d7 No.1922529
>>1922515
Oh and sorry I forgot to answer your question
I slept all day
affe1b No.1922530
Imagine, talking.... about anime
b7372f No.1922531
>>1922525
No, you didn't make fun of me for being white and not speaking Spanish, or shout "La raza" enough, also where's your trail of half barefoot children screaming at the top of their lungs through the store while you ignore them?
9287d7 No.1922532
>>1922519
Probably much more apt anyway if it's the women who try to avoid it.
>>1922520
e8d2d1 No.1922533
>>1922527
wow being even weaker than a girl in high school, this really is a fantasy manga
8f7433 No.1922534
>>1922528
It's manga btw, though I really hope it gets an anime adaption
I don't know why you hate anime so much lol
>>1922533
Don't you want to dommed by a loli?
e0b1d7 No.1922535
I'm gonna get up and shower and stuff
KISSY 👏 YOU 👏 SHOULD 👏 REALLY 👏 MAKE 👏 A 👏 DISCORD 👏
>>1922528
I guess my idea was dumb. I just woke up and was immediately thrust into correcting a fake news story and interviewing a ex sex shop loli, so I'm a bit out of sorts
Nice, I'm glad you found a good idea :3
>>1922532
Oh, that meme game :3
e0b1d7 No.1922536
8f7433 No.1922538
I want a little girl to make me cry tbh
e8d2d1 No.1922540
>>1922539
no, stop being retarded
affe1b No.1922541
>>1922540
SAYS GRAVITY BOY
e8d2d1 No.1922542
>>1922541
anything is less retarded than constantly asking if people are Desu
9287d7 No.1922544
That video has shitty audio quality.
e8d2d1 No.1922546
>>1922544
the 240p just makes the eurobeat stronger
d3756e No.1922547
>you'll never be bullied by a smol brown loli
e8d2d1 No.1922549
>your small brown loli won't stop bullying you
c15858 No.1922550
Did somebody say Eurobeat?
cf66d3 No.1922551
-sits on the floor, quietly playing with his glass kitty figurines-
9287d7 No.1922554
>>1922550
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3b2784 No.1922555
c15858 No.1922557
>>1922553
/COOL VIBRATIONS/
affe1b No.1922558
-locks loco out in the cold and pats sonata-
c15858 No.1922559
>>1922554
I know man I'm all about dubstep
e8d2d1 No.1922561
>>1922559
thats your GTO right?
c15858 No.1922562
>>1922560
[Muffled 'I WANNA DANCE' in the distance]
>>1922561
Yeah, why you ask?
d3756e No.1922563
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S
e8d2d1 No.1922564
>>1922562
just making sure, its a nice car, good to see it once in a while
79036b No.1922565
Oh I was eating. Sorry for anyone I didn't replied on time.
>>1922532
It's not like women try to avoid it. It's just that it is so male-oriented mot of the time.
Losers shouldn't have drawing skills.
>>1922534
I already told you why.
It's just retarded most of the time. Made by people who clearly don't know what they are doing.
Also why does every anime look the same. That's tacky.
>>1922535
>sex shop loli
I don't think I even want to ask.
Please don't be a pedo.
>>1922537
Is that girl from re:trashero
>>1922531
CRAP. I'm not spic enough.
Then you got nothing to insult me for.
>>1922538
>>1922547
Further proof that not being a virgin !== not being a loser
c15858 No.1922566
>>1922564
Who else but I have the sheer brass balls to fly the stars and bars in Detroit?
affe1b No.1922567
>>1922565
Hey, you a girl?
3b2784 No.1922568
>Losers shouldn't have drawing skills.
ha-HA
167b3b No.1922570
>>1922514
I don't
what about this one?
>>1922520
I'm not cold and aloof at work though I'm warm and comforting because I'm supposed to be.
79036b No.1922571
>>1922568
It's true tho.
Such a waste of amazing art, drawing self-fulfillement media. When they could be drawing something more. Something grandiose. Something that anyone could look at and be all like "This is beautiful, I like it!"
>>1922567
There are no girls in the internet. Isn't that a fact?
Le, uhmm, tits or le GTFO.
9287d7 No.1922572
Why is my team always such trash?
af7eca No.1922573
*walks you back to the friendzone you tried escaping from*
d3756e No.1922574
8f7433 No.1922575
>>1922565
>not being a virgin !== not being a loser
af7eca No.1922576
cf66d3 No.1922577
>>1922555
-pouts and scootches away from you-
af7eca No.1922578
e0b1d7 No.1922579
Back
>>1922565
LOL I was just talking about stuff that happened in this thread
Kissy worked at a sex shop when she was underage; it seems like a good topic for weeb fan fiction ^^
>>1922570
Hm, thanks for the info; I think that's a contrast I could work with :3
How did you get hired, anyway? Wasn't it technically illegal for you to work there?
affe1b No.1922580
>>1922571
Maybe I can be a girl, mom and dad will never know
e8d2d1 No.1922581
>>1922570
just the pose in that other one, this could be either or, also cultures that used those metal bands, usually certain genders wore those on different parts of their bodies, im not entirely sure but i think the arms and legs was like warrior males and women would wear them on their necks
could just be confusing an aesthetic with IRL culture but that stuff makes it into art a lot
this one could be female easily, and I really only think that certain artists purposely go for more masculine traits to distinguish an animal. is it even important to think about when drawing a pokemon? almost definitely not, some artists probably do not even consider it.
3b2784 No.1922582
>>1922573
you hurtful motherfucker
79036b No.1922583
>>1922579
16-17 is hardly underage really. They know pretty much their stuff. Most of the time. Probably.
>>1922575
Keep /a/ on /a/ you /a/ssoholic bich.
>>1922580
They won't know but they will for sure not be proud.
>>1922572
Was it really just your team?
9287d7 No.1922584
af7eca No.1922585
>>1922582
something something something.... players hate the game
blah blah blah more friendzone cringe memes.
>>1922584
what are you playing?
3b2784 No.1922586
>>1922585
you're a monster
c15858 No.1922587
People in the 50s did some weird shit.
9287d7 No.1922588
e8d2d1 No.1922589
>>1922587
that would be me
8f7433 No.1922590
>>1922583
So do I just blog about my rl life here and avatar as myself instead?
9287d7 No.1922591
>>1922583
No, I know why I'm trash. :^)
af7eca No.1922592
>>1922586
people sure do make a lot of songs about monsters in their lives.
>>1922588
ah
maybe you really are playing with kids who just received their first nintendo switch from black friday?
79036b No.1922593
>>1922590
Don't you have any other hobbies besides anime?
>>1922591
As expected. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
affe1b No.1922594
>>1922583
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
e0b1d7 No.1922596
>>1922583
Yeah, what matters is that it could be cute
I think you'd actually make a good character in that story, as one of Kissy's coworkers ^^
af7eca No.1922597
8f7433 No.1922598
>>1922593
I like taking dabs
c15858 No.1922599
>>1922589
I would have thrown in with the Turbonique company, who I'm convinced was just a front for the Looney Toons ACME company.
>250mph go karts
79036b No.1922600
>>1922596
Hurray I get to be a supporting character. The quirky comedy relief who smittens the readers with wits and charm.
>>1922598
Le smoker culture. 420. Ecks deee.
Anything else?
>>1922594
Basically:
You can be the little girl.
But your parents will still feel shaem by you, even if they don't know.
I'm implying your parents are ashamed.
9287d7 No.1922601
>>1922592
>Level 52
These people have been playing for a while
>>1922593
I'm still, consistently, one of the better players in any given match.
167b3b No.1922602
>>1922579
Just applied. It's not like I had to use buy or sample the stuff.
>>1922581
I guess so. I don't usually think about male or female for pokemon.
3b2784 No.1922603
I wish my parents were ashamed of me.
I wish they felt anything for me.
e8d2d1 No.1922605
>>1922599
I bet a lot of those cartoons were based on some pretty real scrapped ideas at the time or just shit that plain got people killed
8f7433 No.1922606
>>1922600
I love doing cocaine
e8d2d1 No.1922607
>>1922602
I play the games so I generally care a lot about that, but that was a long time ago, I guess it's more accurate to say played not play.
affe1b No.1922608
>>1922600
my parents died before I was born
e8d2d1 No.1922609
>>1922603
-gives loco a hug and nuzzles them with my muzzle-
affe1b No.1922610
c15858 No.1922611
>>1922605
Well if rumor is anything to go off of, Turbonique was run by a guy Evel Knievel considered to be cuckoo for cocoa puffs, so there was probably at least one time that sort of mythology made it to fiction.
cf66d3 No.1922612
>>1922588
-likes Splatoon 2- :3
9287d7 No.1922613
>>1922612
Are you one of the trash that I keep getting paired with? :c
e8d2d1 No.1922614
>>1922611
that's great, truth is stranger than fiction really, fiction just tries to present crazy weird truths in a digestible way often times, but yea some fiction is just fucking based on nothing
cf66d3 No.1922615
>>1922613
:< -is usually pritty good, in the top 2 on his team.-
e8d2d1 No.1922616
>>1922615
same i go gold and silver all the time in quickplays on my own, i just end up playing with people from threads and getting SMASHED by teams way better than me
9287d7 No.1922617
>>1922615
Top 2 of your team doesn't mean much tbh.
e8d2d1 No.1922618
>>1922617
having fun and doing good at the level you are at is all that matters to a non-competitive player
79036b No.1922619
Darn sis is using the PC. Brb.
No Hina pics here
cf66d3 No.1922620
>>1922616
-has moved on to WWII for a bit, but wants to play more squids soon!-
>>1922617
-paints you-
e8d2d1 No.1922621
>>1922619
its okay pal ill still talk to you even if you're stuck on a phone
>phone posts all the time
9287d7 No.1922623
affe1b No.1922624
better than being at risk from VD
79036b No.1922625
>>1922621
Posting in phone in such a log thread is impossible tho.
e8d2d1 No.1922626
>>1922625
you say that but i manage to do it
cf66d3 No.1922627
>>1922623
-shakes head nu, not at all.-
9287d7 No.1922628
>>1922627
>covering someone in your bodily fluids isn't lewd
e8d2d1 No.1922629
>>1922628
>imagining sonata as a squid boy
b7372f No.1922630
>>1922565
We'll think o' something.
9287d7 No.1922631
>>1922629
You mean we aren't all squidkids here?
bb2962 No.1922632
>>1922630
>can't even dab
The only good kind of dab
e8d2d1 No.1922633
>>1922631
h-haha, there's no way i've secretly been a shota this whole time
bb2962 No.1922634
ed2767 No.1922635
Excuse me are you fuckers trying to steal my thing?
e8d2d1 No.1922636
>>1922635
this but unironically
b7372f No.1922637
>>1922632
fuk u
>>1922635
No one wants your thing, despite what you might think.
ed2767 No.1922638
>>1922637
I mean I know that's not true.
9287d7 No.1922639
In that match I was dancing with someone in the same area for, like, a solid minute and a half.
bb2962 No.1922640
>>1922637
Dabs need to be purged in righteous flame
9287d7 No.1922641
We were both using dualies and we both used our ult on eachother at least twice and we just wouldn't die.
affe1b No.1922642
Man I love dabbing me some coke off of trap titties
cf66d3 No.1922643
b7372f No.1922644
>>1922638
Look, I know you keep tryin' to shove it down Hu's throat, but from what I hear, it ain't workin'.
e8d2d1 No.1922645
e8d2d1 No.1922647
e8d2d1 No.1922648
e8d2d1 No.1922649
you killed the thread you sick fuck
bb2962 No.1922650
>>1922642
How would that even work
9287d7 No.1922652
>>1922649
>>1922648
Not wanting your partner to prolapse your anus and cut the rosebud off with a pair of scissors
e8d2d1 No.1922653
>>1922652
didnt watch that far homie god damn shut up just stop
bb2962 No.1922654
>>1922651
I'm not sure that's what glorious is
cf66d3 No.1922656
2f3a18 No.1922657
>>1922649
The spoiler image fits well.
ed2767 No.1922658
>>1922644
I'm also pretty sure that's pretty far from genuinely trying,
9287d7 No.1922659
>>1922657
That's disgusting, why would you post it?
2f3a18 No.1922660
>>1922659
because people like puppies and kittens and such.
9287d7 No.1922661
CL4P-TRP is in this match.
b7372f No.1922662
>>1922658
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty far from genuinely being serious.
e8d2d1 No.1922663
when you on tilt but you keep playing the game anyways
ed2767 No.1922664
>>1922662
I'm pretty sure you're pretty close to sucking my dick, faggot
ed2767 No.1922665
e8d2d1 No.1922667
c15858 No.1922669
>>1922667
>t. literal soyboy
:3
e0b1d7 No.1922670
>>1922602
Make a Discord though
Luv u gurl
8f7433 No.1922672
I'll murder that fuckin boipussy
e8d2d1 No.1922673
>>1922669
eggs and dairy are unethical too!
e0b1d7 No.1922674
Kind of want to reincarnate as a wolf
I dunno, they seem like they're having a pretty good time
c15858 No.1922675
>>1922673
Don't you ride a bicycle everywhere too?
e8d2d1 No.1922676
>>1922674
then you get to experience all the knot jokes unless you incarnate as a female wolf
e8d2d1 No.1922677
>>1922675
not in the fucking winter, when i get nice days yea the exercise is still good
9287d7 No.1922678
>>1922676
It's knot a joke.
e0b1d7 No.1922679
>>1922676
Wolves don't understand knot jokes or English
Perhaps that could be seen as one of the benefits
e8d2d1 No.1922681
>>1922679
yea not being aware of how shitty all the memes around you are would be pretty great
what if you were a female though and you got fucked and had to have puppies
e0b1d7 No.1922683
>>1922681
I'd have female hormones so I guess I'd like it
e8d2d1 No.1922684
>>1922683
yea pretty sure even if my girlfriend doesnt consciously want to get pregnant, she will have the urge to do lots of unprotected sex
>>1922682
nothing new there
e0b1d7 No.1922686
>>1922684
And wolves are pretty much just pure instinct
There's no level of them that thinks things like "you know, I'm not sure if I could raise a kid in today's economy..." or "I was a male in a past life and I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!"
e8d2d1 No.1922688
>>1922686
yea but i was just joking, i know animals would have more primal and simple instincts instincts
79036b No.1922689
I'm back. Typing on phone is way too annoying.
e0b1d7 No.1922690
Discord kill?
>>1922688
Yeah ur a smart doggy :3
-pets u-
Who's a smart doggy? ^^
>>1922689
Yeah it's true suffering
e8d2d1 No.1922691
>>1922690
-bites your finger-
79036b No.1922692
>>1922690
Total suffering.
I only like discord with phone.
affe1b No.1922693
>>1922691
Look at this autist
e8d2d1 No.1922695
>>1922692
oddly enough, i only like discord on the phone as well, it seems more bothersome on the PC but at the same time its much easier and faster to type with a wireless keyboard which barely uses any battery power at all than kill my phone all day on discord
79036b No.1922697
>>1922694
Someone put down this dog.
>>1922695
Great minds think alike...
Just kidding we aren't great minds at all.
e8d2d1 No.1922698
>>1922697
yea no fooling anyone there
bb2962 No.1922699
Call him a bad dog and swat him with a rolled up news paper
c15858 No.1922701
>>1922696
The fuck is this shit.
affe1b No.1922702
982913 No.1922703
>dallas did not reply to me
e0b1d7 No.1922704
>>1922691
Perhaps one of your gayest posts overall
What's even happening in that picture?
>>1922692
I checked my phone and it's working there but it's stuck on loading on my computer
Oh well
Just realized you've joined the elite ranks of the kawaii people who I have to fight the urge to e-hug
79036b No.1922705
>>1922700
BAD DOG. Begone, dog. You stupid dog.
bb2962 No.1922707
>>1922704
Desktop is working for me
e0b1d7 No.1922709
The furries ERPing in thread was always a danger but who knew it would actually happen?
79036b No.1922710
>>1922704
Do I have to do anything for that?
>>1922708
BAD DOG STOP THAT. DON'T BE A FURRY DAMNIT DOG.
c15858 No.1922712
>>1922703
Patience, faggot- The Hamm's is strong with me tonight.
e8d2d1 No.1922714
>>1922701
d-dunno dallas senpai
>>1922704
i guess you'd have to ask the artist
e0b1d7 No.1922715
>>1922707
I checked again and mine is too now
Order is restored
>>1922710
What do you mean? Kawaii comes naturally
bb2962 No.1922716
>>1922715
I never had a problem
affe1b No.1922717
COULD IT BE TIME TO GAS FURRIES?
e0b1d7 No.1922718
>>1922714
All I know is I was very slightly turned on by the spread legs and panties
79036b No.1922720
>>1922713
At the very least post muscular furries, not fat ones.
I shouldn't be the one telling you how to do your job!
>>1922715
Good because I don't feel like I did anything particularly remarkable.
>>1922717
I prefer furries than weaboos tbh
Weaboos are self-aware yet do nothing to improve.
e0b1d7 No.1922721
>>1922716
Welcome to my world, nigga
Where it's VIP
And Discord chugs Wish's pee
e8d2d1 No.1922722
>>1922718
you mean the leggings? i didn't see any panties in that pic
the rest of you can always hope the batteries die in my keyboard because i refuse to use the one on the laptop :3c
c15858 No.1922723
>>1922717
GAS THE BIKES, RACE CAR NOW
e0b1d7 No.1922724
>>1922720
That's what they all say
bb2962 No.1922726
>>1922721
I don't like your world
e8d2d1 No.1922727
>>1922723
I mean lots of bikes do take gas
c15858 No.1922728
>>1922714
Don't bullshit me, faggot I see through your shit
982913 No.1922729
>>1922719
DESU?
>>1922720
Have some Mpreg.
affe1b No.1922730
>>1922723
>>1922720
gas gas gas come on and kike on the gas
79036b No.1922732
>>1922724
You are mistaken. I am not cute.
If I was cute I would go flirting around with strangers.
>>1922729
I am not an anatomy master but males shouldn't go pregnant.
e8d2d1 No.1922734
File: 75e7c787e3b7c11⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 213.31 KB, 682x1000, 341:500, 59653836_p10_master1200.jpg)
>>1922728
no idea what you are on about dallas
>>1922732
welcome to initiation get hazed by furfags
79036b No.1922735
>>1922734
That "fag" in "furfag" really is literal, isn't it.
982913 No.1922736
>>1922732
That's the point of mpreg.
>>1922733
Ugu
9287d7 No.1922737
>>1922732
>If I was cute I would go flirting around with strangers.
I disagree.
c15858 No.1922738
>>1922734
Then you won't have any trouble posting that full pic for research purposes then...!
c15858 No.1922739
>>1922736
I thought the point of mpreg was providing a solution- A final one, if you will, to the Female Question.
79036b No.1922740
>>1922737
That's what cute people do tho, don't they?
>>1922736
But males don't go pregnant!
Unless they are a transexual male... But then again if you want to be a man, you shouldn't go pregnant.
Unless you are a seahorse. But none of us are seahorses. Right?
e0b1d7 No.1922741
>>1922722
I mean the pic we were originally talking about
>>1922726
The more I get used to making up rhymes on the spot, the closer /animus/ comes to its death
Have to thank Snoop Doggity Doggy Doggy Canine for inspiring that one though
>>1922732
There are different kinds of cute, but I guess it's a matter of opinion, ultimately :3
>If I was cute I would go flirting around with strangers.
You think I'm cute? So flattering ^^
e8d2d1 No.1922742
>>1922735
i mean it can get less faggy but that does not mean things would improve in a positive direction
>>1922738
i don't have the full pic and didn't even know it existed that's not my crop!!
got em!!
9287d7 No.1922743
>>1922740
I think that's just coquettes and flirts.
affe1b No.1922744
Undertale is a shit game to be honest
bb2962 No.1922745
>>1922741
More whimsical rhymes please
Do one for me
e8d2d1 No.1922746
>>1922741
oh yea, ive found some really good art on pixiv that i probably wouldn't feel comfortable saving that still did weird things to my penis
982913 No.1922747
>>1922739
I have more saved somewhere.
>>1922740
Impregnate me.
e8d2d1 No.1922748
File: bcd4c460f2e95bf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 217.64 KB, 440x440, 1:1, bcd4c460f2e95bf2c709355685….png)
e0b1d7 No.1922750
>>1922745
Ah, requests
My arch-nemesis
>>1922746
I'm a real nigga
e8d2d1 No.1922751
is no one going to point out the bullshit that was just stated by peru anon
about transexual males getting pregnant
no? we just gonna leave it there? Okay.
affe1b No.1922752
You cannot impregnate men.
>>1922748
bb2962 No.1922753
c15858 No.1922754
>>1922748
>that pose
Legend of Korra was shit too, dewd.
e8d2d1 No.1922755
>>1922751
oh i see the english confused me
982913 No.1922756
I saved that bondage image of Asreal.
79036b No.1922757
>>1922741
Yeah, it's a matter of opinions. I don't find myself cute but hey, if you find me cute then that's awesome! I love it.
>You think I'm cute? So flattering ^^
You flirst with everybody?
>>1922743
And those aren't cute?
>>1922742
Can't furry men be more... Manly?
>>1922747
That pic is gonna make me puke.
Fatshaming you hard.
>>1922751
>>1922755
Transexual males are girls who want to be men. Like that old viral pic of the pregnant man.
>>1922744
Nah, Undertale is actually a good game. It's the fanbase what sucks.
Better than most animu games by far.
b7372f No.1922758
e8d2d1 No.1922759
>>1922754
i havent even finished watching through that show ever
e8d2d1 No.1922761
>>1922757
Yea I get what you were saying, and I don't know I guess I have some more manly pics.
I'm just a trashy undertale fan that sucks don't expect too much from me :^)
c15858 No.1922762
>>1922747
Please don't post it- It's a necessary evil to finally do away with the female problem, but it is an ugly solution should only be undertaken by a few holy martyrs- And Arnold Schwarzenegger.
b7372f No.1922763
Some of the art and porn that came out of it was pretty okay though.
e0b1d7 No.1922764
>>1922751
I don't read most things and I'm generally okay with leaving people to their memes these days
>>1922753
Tell me about urself
Any memes of the top shelf?
It'll help me come up with a rhyme and also bide some time
>>1922757
Good, embrace it
You didn't say "everybody"; you just said "with strangers"
Though I guess you're not a stranger anymore
affe1b No.1922766
It is like saying "Hurr well homestuck was okay" niggers
982913 No.1922768
>>1922762
I am sad that I'll never carry a litter of puppies.
79036b No.1922769
>>1922764
Oh yeah, my bad on that one.
But I mean... If you flirt with strangers... That's kinda sluttish, I'm not gonna lie.
>>1922760
But it actually is a good game. It subverts expectatives and regular tropes in a way that most games don't. I will admit the lore and the elements behind the game might feel a bit corny if you know all about them... But that's only for the hardcore players and Undertale nerds. If you are a normal player, you will totally have fun with your very first (and hopefully only) run. It doesn't pretends being anything else but a game that can be a one-time funtime!
>>1922766
No, Homestuck was garbage. Asspull and asspull. Like Dragonball and Naruto, honestly.
>>1922761
Undertale fans: Almost as bad as weaboos.
>>1922765
Being fat is BAD.
affe1b No.1922772
>>1922769
You are gay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROASTED
9287d7 No.1922773
>>1922757
More that cute isn't exclusively them.
Thumbs are fingers, fingers aren't necessarily thumbs.
79036b No.1922775
>>1922771
>>1922772
I give up.
>>1922773
So does that makes me cute yes or no.
9287d7 No.1922776
>>1922775
I think you could be.
e0b1d7 No.1922777
>>1922769
Even if the flirting isn't lewd? ^^
It's not my fault if they think lewd things as a result of it
79036b No.1922779
>>1922776
Huzzah! I can do it.
>>1922777
Yeah. It's still pretty slutty.
c15858 No.1922780
>this thread approaching the shitposting absolute borderline
YES.
e0b1d7 No.1922781
>>1922779
Tbh I don't see a problem with "slutty" and I don't think I can pretend I do for another post
I think the first conversation we had was partly about this, actually :3
e0b1d7 No.1922783
>>1922780
I'm doing my part
79036b No.1922784
>>1922781
Maybe I am a bit too prude for my own good.
>I think the first conversation we had was partly about this, actually :3
??????
c15858 No.1922785
>>1922778
Isn't that just a furry version of that one fat character from that one shitty Blizzard shooter moba? Battleborn wasn't it?
9287d7 No.1922786
Is flirting without intent lewd?
e8d2d1 No.1922787
>>1922786
no its just good for making conversation and small talk if you arent super awkward about it
982913 No.1922788
>>1922784
One of your first posts here was you trying to tell people not to post porn.
>>1922785
Si
bb2962 No.1922789
>>1922764
I don't like anything but my waifu
No memes, they almost all suck
e0b1d7 No.1922790
>>1922784
Whatever comes naturally to you is fine, as long as you're not repressing any desires. Though I guess you are; I remember that conversation too, and the limerick I wrote about it ^^
>??????
See >>1919934
>>1922786
I don't see how it could be classified as that
If there's no lewd intent and no lewd topic then how is it lewd
79036b No.1922791
>>1922786
Without intent? What do you mean?
>>1922788
...Yeah. And?
982913 No.1922792
>>1922791
Pretty prudish and arrogant.
f2e9da No.1922793
i just wanna get inside you again baby~
affe1b No.1922794
>>1922775
sssssssssssssssssssssssh baby
affe1b No.1922795
Nezi
still waiting for ass pics
e8d2d1 No.1922796
>>1922793
i just want to get teamed up with people who aren't trash even if i get stomped by better teams
e0b1d7 No.1922797
>>1922789
Well technically I gave you a rhyme in that post
But I guess it's time for us to all raise a toast
To your fucking degenerate waifu,
And hope Japan gets hit by a typhoon
f2e9da No.1922798
>watching video posted Oct 18, 2011
>refresh page
>this video has been blocked by Viacom who has claimed it on copyright grounds
>>1922795
I just posted one
>>1922796
I have scrims soon but maybe after
9287d7 No.1922799
>>1922791
Like me flirting with basically anyone.
e8d2d1 No.1922800
>>1922798
i wont be able to get on for a while, if i see you there ill message you, no pressure ill still play either way :^) im practicing a lot lately
e0b1d7 No.1922803
Rin does use lewd topics while flirting, though
You never know what to expect around that hoe
I'M SORRY, IT RHYMES
79036b No.1922804
>>1922790
Oh gosh I couldn't be any more repressed even if I tried.
And oh. Was that for me?! Mean!
>>1922792
>>1922794
nO.
>>1922799
That's not "without intent"!
Yes that's lewd!
affe1b No.1922805
>>1922804
Just gotta be honest bb
982913 No.1922806
>>1922804
I could start posting bestiality if you want~
e0b1d7 No.1922807
>>1922804
Yeah, this one:
There once was a gril from Peru
She needed a man to screw
She was afraid of the thrusts
So she held back her lusts
Until she flooded the world with her goo
You didn't realize it was about you? x3
There was no mean intent, so it's not mean :3
c55e18 No.1922808
>>1922786
if you call it flirting yourself it has an intention per definition ^^
9287d7 No.1922809
>>1922804
But I have no intent to follow through.
I just compliment people and let it go and then say sweet things and shared honeyed words because it's fun.
My boyfriend's even aware that I do this with people.
f2e9da No.1922810
e0b1d7 No.1922811
If I take a dozen cocks it's not lewd if I call it flirting
9287d7 No.1922812
Oh, heck.
Flirting isn't serious by definition, today I learned.
79036b No.1922813
>>1922807
I knew it was about me. Hopefully my goo doesn't kills the world.
>>1922809
That doesn't makes it any less sluttish.
>>1922805
I am the honest-est.
>>1922806
Nope. Hidden.
e0b1d7 No.1922814
>>1922813
Everyone dies eventually and there are worse ways to die than drowning in vaginal fluid
e0b1d7 No.1922817
I wonder if Duke liked my e-rap about his waifu
79036b No.1922818
>>1922815
Pumba what happened. PUMBA.
>>1922814
Actually drowning is one of the worst ways to die.
affe1b No.1922819
>>1922810
YOU KNOW WHADDA MEAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1922813
O REALLY
9287d7 No.1922820
>>1922808
I'll flirt with you, 師匠
79036b No.1922822
>>1922819
Yeah. Don't believe me? Ask me anything and I will give you an honest response. Peruvian style.
f2e9da No.1922824
>>1922819
but you already have pics of my butt
e0b1d7 No.1922825
>>1922818
Probably, I'm just a reprobate
Though I could probably list like 20 worse ways but they'd all be really gruesome and thinking them up would put me in a weird mood
affe1b No.1922826
>>1922822
Post butt
>>1922824
I do not im afraid, I have lost them, if you would be so kind as to reimburse me.
c55e18 No.1922829
>>1922820
flirting is a fun game
too bad Im way to sleep deprived to play it right meow
9287d7 No.1922830
>>1922829
Oh. Drat.
Why sleep deprived?
79036b No.1922832
>>1922825
Reprobate??
And don't. No need for gore.
>>1922826
That's... Not really a question.
affe1b No.1922833
>>1922832
It is if you have IQ
c55e18 No.1922835
>>1922830
I didnt sleep very well for some reason last night, I kept waking up..
and then I had classes from 9 til 5:30 :x
e0b1d7 No.1922837
>>1922832
It's just that the way of dying we mentioned is related to one of my fetishes
I had faith that you wouldn't ask me to; that's why I mentioned it :3
>>1922835
Go sleep :3
9287d7 No.1922839
>>1922835
And should you not be getting to sleep now anyway???
e8d2d1 No.1922840
i want alcohol again but i need to not become an alcoholic so i'm skipping out on it this time
c55e18 No.1922841
>>1922837
sooon
>>1922839
yuh but Im good at making bad decisions
e0b1d7 No.1922843
>>1922841
I'm going to tie you up throw you in bed
9287d7 No.1922844
>>1922841
Then I'll make a good decision.
Go to sleep.
79036b No.1922846
>>1922833
I said "ask me anything", not "ask me for anything". Nice try.
>>1922837
That's pretty sluttish, not gonna lie.
affe1b No.1922847
>>1922842
Faggot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
f2e9da No.1922848
>>1922826
don't really have any pics, just this and one other
affe1b No.1922850
>>1922846
Do you like penises?
c55e18 No.1922851
>>1922843
I'll gooo
>>1922844
I should have you make all my decisions from now on
nini~
9287d7 No.1922853
>>1922845
You're on an NA sleep schedule, you don't count.
9287d7 No.1922854
e0b1d7 No.1922855
>>1922846
Having a fetish is sluttish?
79036b No.1922856
>>1922850
Ok that is an actual question.
Yes, I do.
See? I am honest. I win now.
79036b No.1922857
>>1922855
No. Telling other people you have a fetish is sluttish.
e0b1d7 No.1922859
I wonder how many times I'm going to get Peru gril to say some variation of "That's pretty sluttish, not gonna lie" in one night
>>1922851
Sleep well ♥
affe1b No.1922860
>>1922852
Never trust moogs.
>>1922856
Are you a pretty?
e0b1d7 No.1922861
>>1922857
Ohh, right, you talked with Wish-kun about this :3
Well you already know I don't take "sluttish" as an insult ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm just a real nigga
aa022b No.1922862
>>1922860
dint trust a hoe dont trust me
d44412 No.1922864
"a real nigga" yeah that's one way to put it.
affe1b No.1922865
>>1922862
man never trust moogs
79036b No.1922867
>>1922859
I bet over 15 times.
>>1922860
Far from it. Not at all.
>>1922861
A real nigga? Are you black?
Black comcubine.
>>1922863
Your prom date.
ed2767 No.1922868
982913 No.1922869
>>1922866
Everyone seems to be.
e0b1d7 No.1922870
>>1922863
A cute brown girl
>>1922864
Thanks ^^
>>1922867
Urban Dictionary told me I don't have to be black to be a "real nigga"
Source(s): https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=real+nigga
af7eca No.1922871
752d66 No.1922872
>>1922869
It is a good day to be.
aa022b No.1922873
af7eca No.1922874
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affe1b No.1922875
982913 No.1922878
>>1922872
It's tuesday though so I have to stay sober.