13a886 No.1830524
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
MEMES FOR THE SCOOTGOD
5fd94e No.1830528
>Scootaloo makes a thread
13a886 No.1830533
Isn't it early for a Sinni
a819b1 No.1830536
>>1830526
resilience
willingness to try new things
strong sense of humor
you act like you know me but you're pretty off mark, have we ever even spoken? like, with our voices? i don't think you know shit about me tbh.
5fd94e No.1830537
>>1830532
what are you up to tonight?
13a886 No.1830538
>>1830536
Eva can be a bit shortsighted.
8b9708 No.1830540
>>1830533
Who needs sleep???
>>1830535
>>1830536
Hi Erin! Hope you're having a good night! We should be friends!!!!
a819b1 No.1830542
>>1830538
it's fucking eva
damn
die for real man
>>1830540
i mean, you can tell people we are if you like, but i won't be here enough for us to get to know each other
13a886 No.1830543
>>1830540
We will never sleep, 'cuz sleep is for the weak!
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead!
Insomnia or just no responsibilities?
3f4265 No.1830544
>>1830537
Not much. Woke up, was going to talk to someone a bit but they went to sleep I think
I should probably be trying to go back to sleep, since it's almost 05:00
5fd94e No.1830545
>>1830539
yes
nice tone for a vaporeon
c60416 No.1830546
>>1830542
Can I tell people we're friends too?
5c1b42 No.1830547
>>1830536
I think I got a pretty good idea of you.
you're downright charming, and predatory.
beyond that, I only got minor details, which don't paint you in a bad light, but suggest you have problems with mental stability.
13a886 No.1830548
>>1830542
I mean, its a guess. I couldn't see a flag... So I thought at first I saw a Canada flag... But looking back there is no flag.
Just an amusing shot in the dark.
8ea489 No.1830549
>not coloured ID's
please!!
5fd94e No.1830550
>>1830544
>that feel when you want to talk to someone specific but they aren't on line
Fuck
What time do you normally get to bed again.
Probably already askedy ou but I forgpt
dbd929 No.1830551
>>1830545
you don't have ID colors turned on lol
13a886 No.1830552
Ah, it is a Canadian.
So either Eva or Kanra.
I think on past experience it'd be Kanra, they're always one for spouting BS and acting like they know something.
8b9708 No.1830553
>>1830541
>>1830542
That's unfortunate, and nah I'd rather try to be friends while you are here rather than just ham fist it. How is your night going?
>>1830543
Both, what are you up to?
5fd94e No.1830554
>>1830551
>>1830549
uhhhhh my i.d color is blue not 'off" ?
3f4265 No.1830555
>>1830550
Essentially, once I get tired enough.
Its not the best system, and it's one I'll need to fix once I find a job
5c1b42 No.1830556
sorry for acting like I know things
dbd929 No.1830557
13a886 No.1830558
>>1830553
Its nearly 9am, and ive just arrived home from work. Probably grab tea and a coffee in a minute. Other than that, shit post a little then do some other work related junk and slack off.
What is keeping your wired brain tickin' Sinni?
Ive never really suffered with sleep related issues so the idea of insomnia always makes me worry.
52f91a No.1830559
kanra i have a girlfriend
a819b1 No.1830561
>>1830546
i imagine you already do
>>1830547
i have mental health issues yes. charming and predatory i don't know where your getting. you're holding on to a fiction of me.
you know there is an open invite to internet fags to come stay at my house, if you want any meat in what you're sayng, come learn some shit
>>1830548
>>1830552
i was thinkng kanra tbh
you caught me a curveball when you said eva
>>1830553
well, it's 5 to 9 in the morning, i have a therapy appointment at 1, and i can't be bothered, so i gotta hunt motivation. you?
5c1b42 No.1830563
a819b1 No.1830564
13a886 No.1830566
>>1830561
I was thinking Eva more for the meme. But the evidence on reading it does make it obvious.
Kek.
Plus, atleast, Eva has some decorum and manners.
dbd929 No.1830567
this just in
there's settings for 8chan
more news at 11
back to you, ollie
c60416 No.1830568
>>1830561
Why would I already be doing that?
3f4265 No.1830569
>>1830560
That looks like way too much food
a819b1 No.1830570
>>1830568
never you mind hunni
13a886 No.1830571
>>1830567
What is it like, being a cutie trap?
5c1b42 No.1830574
>>1830561
anyone who can get others to take care of them, despite being reprehensible deep down, is either knowingly or unknowingly using others
and what do you offer them in return? sounds like you say your personality, which if it isn't seen as charming by others, probably doesn't garner the sorts of favours you life off of?
makes sense to me.
>open invite to internet fags
interesting
dbd929 No.1830576
>>1830569
what about this?
you must have a small tummy
>>1830571
well I only dress up when I'm in the mood
and it's a lot of fun ^^
you feel really cute with a skirt on and all this girly stuff
99% of the time though I'm just a normal guy c:
>>1830573
git gud
5c1b42 No.1830577
>>1830565
but what about your bf
3f4265 No.1830578
>>1830576
That looks better. Oddly sized serving platter for what there is though
8b9708 No.1830580
>>1830558
:shrug: I've had insomnia since I was like really small, so I don't know how to describe not having it?
>>1830561
It's 3am and I'm chilling with my boy. I hope you get motivated, if I can help let me know :dab:
13a886 No.1830581
>>1830576
Huh, that does me a fascination. Sugoi~
a819b1 No.1830583
>>1830574
what makes you think i'm reprehensible deep down? you don't know me on like, the most shallow of levels, lol, you're talking to an internet persona who was for the longest time called "kittens"
ignoring that the rest of the implication is people who need help or receive gifts are all users
not a smart argument
a819b1 No.1830584
>>1830580
sounds cushy :3
if i think of anything i will tyty
5fd94e No.1830585
>>1830579
please don't bully me
13a886 No.1830587
>>1830580
That is fair, I suppose. If it is thine own brand of normal.
Aslong as you've become able to function.
The uwu is always strong atleast.
5fd94e No.1830588
>>1830586
nighty night my little buddy
8b9708 No.1830589
>>1830584
Very crushy. I usually like try to hype myself up for therapy by like saying I'll treat myself to nice food after? Like a 'good job you're doing good' treat.
>>1830587
The lack of sleep compartmentalizes the uwu, makes it more powerful! Thank you tho.
5c1b42 No.1830590
>>1830582
only got like, a billion questions
unless this is a meme
in which case, stahp.
>>1830583
so what shallow thing could I say about you that's true?
dbd929 No.1830591
>>1830578
uh....I would argue that the BBQ 4Rivers dinner is more food than that breakfast plate.
It just doesn't look like it because of the large tray.
they serve all the food on a large tray with a paper sheet
>>1830581
:3
i have lots of fun stuff locked in my bag
>>1830586
nini
8ea489 No.1830592
>>1830576
lol, children's menu
>>1830585
Bard is made for bullying
dbd929 No.1830594
>>1830589
>I usually like try to hype myself up for therapy by like saying I'll treat myself to nice food after?
lol I'm the same with haircuts
52f91a No.1830595
13a886 No.1830596
>>1830589
Organized uwu? Systematized? This sounds satisfying!
Hm, new British Bake is starting soon... or has started.. I don't know... But have you been getting creative in the kitchen recently?
I wonder if I have things in to make stuff. Maybe pancakes.
>>1830591
Like?
5c1b42 No.1830597
>>1830595
do you still like boys? does she know?
a819b1 No.1830598
>>1830589
naa, when im done i just wanna get home and take some layers off and breathe
>>1830590
what?
5fd94e No.1830599
>>1830592
It's not true
I Did not
It 's bullshit
i did not hit her
dbd929 No.1830601
>>1830592
children's menu???
what do you mean?
that's good food my guy
and no child could eat that much
5c1b42 No.1830602
8b9708 No.1830604
>>1830594
Bruh getting haircuts is so satisfying, that alone is a treat. I need to get one soon :5
>>1830596
I made cookies with my mom the other day? I don't remember what they were called but they were super thin chocolate cookies that looked like brownies but crunched like meringues.
>>1830598
That in and of itself is a treat! Whatever happens, I hope you have fun!
13a886 No.1830605
>furry
Subhumans really jingle my jerries
8ea489 No.1830606
>>1830599
oh hi Mark
>>1830601
So it seems. But really, that's barely any food at all. That's the amount kids get served here
5c1b42 No.1830608
5c1b42 No.1830609
6bc39b No.1830610
5fd94e No.1830611
>>1830606
Nice to see ya tonight major Hus
you runescaping tonight i imagine?
13a886 No.1830613
>>1830604
Those sound really good. You are good at kitchen.
I forget what your vocation/career is going to be... are you looking to do catering?
I do know you've got the flair and passion for it.
dbd929 No.1830614
>>1830596
Blue vibrator dildo
Medium Cole
Medium Chance
Hitachi Magic Wand
Lots of various pantsu, red thong
Rainbow thigh-high socks
Fuzzy handcuffs
Cat ear headband w/ pink bows and little bells
Schoolgirl skirt
Short short jeans
Cat tail butt plug
Vibrator butt plug
Regular butt plug
Onahole
Lots of lube
I think that's everything unless I forgot something
>>1830604
not for me :(
post hair
>>1830606
lmao okay dude
8ea489 No.1830615
>>1830611
yeah, am. Gonna clean eventually though, don't wanna. Too lazy.
Feeling well?
5fd94e No.1830616
>>1830613
even though you're lame
that is a fucking fantastic meme
36022c No.1830617
13a886 No.1830618
>>1830614
Jesus Christ. That is quite the haul of erotica and lewdism.
>cat tail plug.
Did you not post that before? Or am I thinking of another.
8b9708 No.1830619
>>1830613
I don't have the spine to do well in a kitchen, I'm going into sports medicine >b I like medicine and helping people so why not help people who do their best to succeed? or w/e
8ea489 No.1830620
>>1830614
You all eat like kids, lol
5fd94e No.1830621
>>1830615
Im doing alright
get to go see my new house tomorrow so that's a little nerve wracking
switching beteween
Watching Bas Rutten talk about stuff and
washing up blankets and stuff for moving
what are YOU going to clean?
5c1b42 No.1830622
>>1830612
uwu most artists say that. trying to imagine what kinda girl a softcore feminine punk boy would end up with, and- does she dye her hair?
a819b1 No.1830623
remember my metal coon tail plug that has a legit taxidermied coon tail
the fuck man
8b9708 No.1830624
>>1830614
My hair or just hair??
5c1b42 No.1830625
52f91a No.1830626
>>1830622
not like to the extent youre probably thinking.
13a886 No.1830627
>>1830616
Even though you are needlessly abrasive, atleast the memes hold true.
>>1830619
SPORTS MEDS! RIGHT!
I somehow forgot that you are a Biology wizard. Sorry.
But that is an admirable motivation/goal.
You've uwu and smol in the DNA.
Are you actually a fan of sports?
Or is it just the practice of sports science that is fascinating?
8ea489 No.1830628
>>1830621
Sounds pretty exciting!
Washing is definitely a good idea. I guess you're just watching stuff on the side to help pass time?
The house, really. Just vacuum and wipe dust off a few surfaces and move around some other things
5fd94e No.1830629
>>1830627
YOU ASKED FOR THIS
5fd94e No.1830630
>>1830628
Wow you know
I wish my dogs would vacuum and dust my house.....
8b9708 No.1830631
>>1830627
Thank you! you're pretty uwu yourself. I used to play badminton and I like baseball (go cubs go). but the practice is equally fascinating.
dbd929 No.1830632
>>1830620
order a large pizza from pizza hut with at least 3 meat toppings, eat the whole thing by yourself, and then tell me you're not full
>>1830618
dang I think I lost all my lewd pics of myself
I can't find the folder
it's all gone
ripperoni
I had gifs of me with the tail and skirt while playing guitar hero
>>1830624
post your pretty hair
i wanna be jelly
5c1b42 No.1830633
>>1830623
pretty sure I know you on the shallowest of levels.
>>1830626
you could probably tell her what colour you'd like it~
also, be careful of furry bitches. haven't met a loyal one.
a819b1 No.1830634
>>1830633
you don't know me. at all. i'm sorry if that's disappointing.
52f91a No.1830635
>>1830633
im not concerned. shes not really furry
568092 No.1830636
Nezi was a slut all along.
8ea489 No.1830637
>>1830630
Instead they just mess it all up, damn pets
>>1830632
Got no pizza hut here. Usually whenever I do get stuff from anywhere, I'll get a kebab mix from a local place. Delicious 800g menu
>>1830636
surprised no one
5fd94e No.1830639
>>1830633
>be careful of furry bitches haven't met a loyal one
be careful of bitches*
ftfy
c60416 No.1830640
Loyalty is a detestable trait anyway.
5c1b42 No.1830641
>>1830634
see, that's silly. even if I read your reply, that's knowing some of you. but now you're on your defense, but there were times when you weren't, and pretty sure you weren't some enigma, and that people said true statements about you all the time, and you about yourself far more.
>>1830635
she a normie?
8b9708 No.1830642
>>1830632
If I find a nice picture of myself with quality hair, I'll bop you one.
5c1b42 No.1830644
a819b1 No.1830645
>>1830641
you don't get to know me
i don't open up to asshats
52f91a No.1830646
she's quite the sucker if you know what i mean
ace064 No.1830648
You don't know me. You will never know me.
dbd929 No.1830649
lol there's a pack of playing cards in my drawer someone gave me
$24.95 for fucking playing cards
>>1830636
you have to have sex with people to be a slut
>>1830642
yay c:
5c1b42 No.1830650
>>1830643
well, mazel tov-
>>1830646
not directed at you, but whaaa- are you sure it's not just misplaced oxytocin and pheramones?
>>1830645
see, I wasn't sure why you stated "you don't know me" so strongly.
now I know it's because you're proud. now I know that about you.
c60416 No.1830651
>>1830647
w-what did I do?
13a886 No.1830652
>>1830629
Good. Now I can bully you like I should have long ago. You little shit.
>>1830631
I am uwu, I don't know about that... But badmington is goodmington.
And baseball? That is intriguing. The cubs heh... n-not quite the Yankees kek.
>I got a notification from ESPN about some pitcher dud who almost threw a perfect pitching game last night.
I love sports, but I am not naturally gifted for them. My co-ordination and accident proneness that arises from my Hypermobility.
a819b1 No.1830654
>>1830650
more assumptions you're going to repeat as fact, thus spreading misinformation and turning you into a "boy who cried wolf" figure
knock yourself out
13a886 No.1830655
>>1830649
Y-you know you could always make a n-new folder o///o
568092 No.1830657
>>1830649
Alright, let's do it then.
dbd929 No.1830658
>>1830655
after I lose weight, sure
I'd bet somebody from threads still has the gifs of me in skirt with tail
they got posted a lot
dbd929 No.1830659
>>1830657
A) don't know you much
B) you live far away likely
C) no
5c1b42 No.1830660
>>1830653
damn. teach me your ways.
not even kitten.
>>1830654
okay, so you're not proud.
or maybe you're proud occasionally.
one of these sentences has to be true.
whatever it is, it is supported by an anonymous benefactor, who is not your bf.
13a886 No.1830661
>>1830654
That is all Kanra does. It is how they try to smokescreen themselves as intelligent
>>1830658
Theres a good girl.
52f91a No.1830662
>>1830660
teach you what even
a819b1 No.1830663
>>1830661
is the answer A, or B?
yes.
am smart.
36022c No.1830664
I don't have friends. I was lying.
5c1b42 No.1830665
5fd94e No.1830666
>>1830664
me neither...I ... I was wondering if...maybe.......since ....yooou know......since neither of us....h-have any friends.....
maybe.......
m-maybe you would give me just a little blowjob
568092 No.1830667
>>1830659
Pfff... shit.
That's alright, we can fix this checklist one issue at a time.
52f91a No.1830668
>>1830665
i just told her i had a crush on her and she didnt destroy me
now we're like a thing
dbd929 No.1830669
ooh found my rare earth magnets
>>1830667
Go ahead.
dbd929 No.1830670
>flashdrive with a video of me in speech class at college
let's just quietly delete that....
13a886 No.1830671
>>1830663
The mental gymnastics it performs are quite phenomenal. A real mental Beth Tweddle.
5c1b42 No.1830672
>>1830663
are you self-aware? have you ever used that self-awareness to make a true statement about yourself, to a bunch of people that didn't care? I know about unwarranted blogging, which you are guilty of.
what does that say about you? do you think it really says nothing?
>>1830668
didn't have to act like an ass to show your interest before that?
13a886 No.1830673
>>1830670
I do remember there was also one of you riding a dildo.
And also I dislike hearing my voice played back.
568092 No.1830674
>>1830669
Meh, I'll just take the No.
a819b1 No.1830675
>>1830672
will posing questions about other's existentialism ever get me recognition as an intellectual?
8ea489 No.1830676
>when she'll never look at you like that
dbd929 No.1830677
>>1830673
I still have 2 videos saved in mediafire
one is the video where I ride a dildo and cum with skirt
the other I'm just humping a pillow and showing off my tummy
>>1830674
apologize, you see now that I'm no slut!
5fd94e No.1830678
>>1830674
hey there big boy
dbd929 No.1830679
how does a 1TB hard drive just walk off
5c1b42 No.1830680
>>1830675
no, I mean, you know how psychology works, right? you also do drugs, so you know about having different perspectives, so I'm asking if you have a good sense of yourself, and if you use that when you blog.
5fd94e No.1830681
>>1830679
Hopefully nobody finds it and gets into it and sees alll your lewd vids
a819b1 No.1830683
>>1830680
my patience is done with the pseudoanalytical bullshit
it's like humoring an autistic kid while they talk about some cartoon you don't care about, after a while it's grating
what the fuck are you actually trying to achieve? is this all so you can feel intelligent? it's stupid. leave me alone and go study a dick.
13a886 No.1830685
>>1830683
Be careful! They might 3D transform a dick and choke!
5c1b42 No.1830687
>>1830683
what makes it pseudo? you're saying I don't know you, and I'm saying you're knowable, and if you know yourself, and your blogs reflect knowledge of thyself, then by perchancing upon on, one can be lead to believe they provide some insight into your psyche. and maybe instead of some enigma, while you have the potential to be some enigma, several years interactions have averaged out some pretty consistent behaviours and ideas about you, and I doubt you've evolved much since them.
5c1b42 No.1830688
a819b1 No.1830689
>>1830687
blablablablabalablablabalablabalbabalablablablablalabbalbalbabla
i told you, out of patience, find someone else to ramble at and pump your ego
dbd929 No.1830690
>>1830681
:concern:
>>1830684
one of the videos I never released
the other video (the one with the dildo) was literally posted in thread/leaked by Boo because he's an asshole
5c1b42 No.1830692
>>1830689
nah, it's late. thank you for being simple.
568092 No.1830694
>>1830686
>>1830690
I can leak the second one for you.
8ea489 No.1830695
dbd929 No.1830699
>>1830694
can't leak it if I've never shared it
well, I think I gave it to Damami but he ded so
5fd94e No.1830700
>>1830695
>>1830694
Double attention .////.
5c1b42 No.1830701
people still dislike Erin more than me right?
568092 No.1830703
>>1830699
We can fix this
"C) N0."
rip
>>1830700
Hi Bard. <3
5fd94e No.1830704
Erin is likes far more than kanra
>>1830702
Found this picture of you on social media?
is this you?
>
dec10f No.1830705
Where do you tuck your cocks when they're erect and you want to hide it?
13a886 No.1830706
5fd94e No.1830707
>>1830705
when you need to hide your massive erection
flex your arm or leg or something for about 50 seconds or so and it will go down
5c1b42 No.1830708
8ea489 No.1830709
>>1830704
Front camera doesn't work. Also no social media :3
dbd929 No.1830710
>>1830703
the "no" is more like a "i'm shy and have trouble getting into relationships irl because of it"
5fd94e No.1830711
>>1830709
Fuck I already added her.......
8ea489 No.1830712
>>1830711
Is okay, they're probably cute
5fd94e No.1830715
Nezi the type of dude to pull out and cum on himself
05163e No.1830716
dbd929 No.1830717
>>1830714
I honestly surprised myself when I lost my virginity, I was being super forward and charismatic
not at all shy or quiet
she definitely saw that later though lol
>>1830713
n-no
13a886 No.1830718
>>1830717
You sound conflicted, cherub.
568092 No.1830719
>>1830717
She saw the shy side, or the side where you put on her underwear and shove things up your ass?
dec10f No.1830720
I want to have sex with Ferris.
5fd94e No.1830722
i've heard that girls are into that kind of thing.....
dbd929 No.1830723
>>1830719
oh she knew I was bi before we fugged
feels good rubbing your shaved legs against someone else's
>>1830718
nope!
13a886 No.1830724
>>1830723
Spoil sport, nya!
dec10f No.1830725
8ea489 No.1830726
5fd94e No.1830727
>>1830726
megumin is (male)
13a886 No.1830728
dbd929 No.1830730
>>1830724
teehee xd
>>1830725
Felix
not Ferris
568092 No.1830735
>>1830722
Girls are dumb,
>>1830723
Ah, yes, the "bi" meme strikes again.
Sounds hot.
13a886 No.1830737
>>1830730
It is bullying to tease~
5c1b42 No.1830738
I feel like I shouldn't have to change that much to be liked
that it'd be easy to just, make people happy, and to be liked for it
wish I had more faith in it. looking now at every person I ever thought was nice, it turned out it was love and attention kept them being nice. making others happy to keep themselves happy. always on standby with platitudes. assurances. principles. common sense. they hid well their insecurity and need to be liked.
but it was all to be liked. that people were dumb enough to fall for the tricks.
maybe at the cost of trying to be real all the time, I set aside what it is people truly want from others.
c60416 No.1830741
>>1830740
How do you cure someone's crippling depression?
5c1b42 No.1830742
*they said it was all to be liked;
5fd94e No.1830743
>>1830738
no one likes you because you're an autist bent on trying to prove themselves as a genius
I'm a callous asshole who follows cultural norms and I'm still doing fine
dec10f No.1830744
dbd929 No.1830745
>>1830735
what do you mean by "bi meme"
>>1830737
not necessarily~
some people like a tease :3c
>>1830739
yes
5fd94e No.1830746
>>1830741
Okay, depression really fucking sucks.
It’s like doing everything you can, day in and day out, just to have the chance to take a positive step in the right direction.
Every day is an accumulation of all the shitty days that came before, piled onto your back like 49 contestants from the Biggest Loser, waiting for you to take them to the finish line.
The finish line, of course, is your bed. Because you can’t wait to get away from everything and everyone and just do nothing.
The last 5 months I’ve been in and out of depression. There are weeks I go without answering the phone or returning text messages from my family. I spend entire weekends on the couch. I even started watching Kourtney and Kim Take Miami—to make myself feel better… about feeling bad.
Kinda like eating a cheeseburger when you already feel like shit.
(Don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about…)
I’m all for positive thinking and reinforcement, but let’s face it… sometimes that shit doesn’t cut it. Positive thoughts alone won’t lift you up out of the crappy situation you find yourself in every day.
I wish it did. But it doesn’t.
I tried maintaining a daily workout regimen, meditating, reading, hanging out with friends, Skyping family, waking up earlier, getting more sleep, taking vitamin D pills, eating bananas, making long-term plans, developing a routine, writing down my goals, talking to my cat… you name it!
None of it worked for me.
So here I am. Still depressed on a cold, rainy day in Detroit, Michigan with nothing but gray clouds outside while my cat Celestine sits on my feet.
Did I mention I lost power in my condo? Yea, that shit just happened. Because that’s what happens when everything sucks: it just gets suckier.
c60416 No.1830747
>>1830746
too much to read I was just going to make a joke
5c1b42 No.1830748
>>1830743
do you really think I'm trying to prove I'm a genius?
dec10f No.1830749
>>1830744
>>1830746
In 1 minute and 15 seconds all I could manage was "Offer ass."
In 2 minutes and 15 seconds you made that wall.
How the fuck
568092 No.1830750
>>1830745
It's just a common theme for... personalities we'll say? similar to yours.
5fd94e No.1830752
>>1830748
whatever you were going on about with erin earlier try to do to yourself
look from the outer view
Maybe there's a reason everybody says this shit about you
13a886 No.1830753
>>1830745
I cannot argue there.
dbd929 No.1830754
>>1830750
someone does not have to have a personality similar to mine for me to like them
c60416 No.1830755
>>1830751
I must beat this
link it to me
dbd929 No.1830757
>>1830756
there's always a chance~
dec10f No.1830759
>>1830751
Maybe my brain is just slow.
>>1830755
10fastfingers.com
568092 No.1830760
>>1830754
No, no. That's not what I meant.
I'm saying the: "shy trap fuck boy that claims to be bi and has a gf" is a common theme. Or at least, a theme I've commonly encountered.
c60416 No.1830761
>>1830758
okay but my C key is sticky since I spilt tea on my keyboard.
dec10f No.1830762
05163e No.1830764
You really think people are going to sit here and read this drivel
5fd94e No.1830765
>be cute boy
>go to all the work of becoming a succesful and passable cute trap
>selfishly only sex other perf traps
5c1b42 No.1830766
>>1830752
the thing with erin? go ahead and read it.
it's just her saying she's unknowable, and me suggesting pretty fair and obvious ways she makes herself known to everyone. it's not some shtick or me trying to prove I'm soo piercing. she got defensive, said things to me she probably wouldn't like said to her, then left.
at they very least, she knew I was right.
more than that, I actually do know a bit about her. and she didn't like me saying that.
5fd94e No.1830767
>>1830766
" and if you know yourself, and your blogs reflect knowledge of thyself, then by perchancing upon on, one can be lead to believe they provide some insight into your psyche. and maybe instead of some enigma, while you have the potential to be some enigma, several years interactions have averaged out some pretty consistent behaviours and ideas about you, and I doubt you've evolved much since them."
5c1b42 No.1830768
a819b1 No.1830769
i never said i'm unknowable, i said you don't know me, and that i'm not going to let you get to know me.
dec10f No.1830771
>>1830763
My IQ is not high please bear with me.
5fd94e No.1830772
>they actually are such a control freak that they have a scrip which notifies them whenever anyone says their name
a819b1 No.1830773
if you think figuring me out is some kind of game to prove your superior intellect, that's not someone i want close to me. that's an autistic weirdo.
dec10f No.1830774
a819b1 No.1830775
>or i just had the tab open
why are you so salty today bardo
dec10f No.1830776
>superior intellect
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is this ukanra
5c1b42 No.1830777
>>1830767
I was talking like how she and others describe me
but someone as smart as her got that
the punchline being that by the end of looking for something that makes me look like an ass,
would have required reading and understanding the post
idk if Erin read it. but she pretended she didn't. maybe this is how she wins.
5fd94e No.1830778
>>1830775
You can't just leave us all for dead and then come back and expect to be welcomed with open arms
You're not one of us
a819b1 No.1830779
the server i had running in the threads i managed to get wiped and a £330 refund for the next few years, this board has zero script support
13a886 No.1830780
>>1830775
Someone keeps pissing in their cornflakes. TBH I think theyre just sexually frustrated.
dbd929 No.1830781
>>1830760
I don't claim to be bi, I am
and I don't have a gf
I just dated a girl for a while and lost my virginity
and then I've been single for like 4 years
so rip me
dec10f No.1830782
>>1830778
superior intellect to
568092 No.1830783
a819b1 No.1830784
>>1830778
you mean i'm not allowed to have a life away from here and still post occasionally?
not "one of you"?
your brain is broke dude, it's a website
5fd94e No.1830785
>>1830782
my 3rd dimensional iq has transformed entire continents
a819b1 No.1830786
people from this community and others like it make pilgrimage to my house, lol
"not one of us"
5fd94e No.1830787
>>1830784
I never said you can't do anything
you can do whatever you so choose with your life
I'm free as free to react however I so choose as you are free to act how you so choose
a819b1 No.1830788
i think scoots is putting plans in motion for another trip to experience the sweet party rig
5c1b42 No.1830789
>>1830769
I'm saying that your blogs, of which there are many, and everyone probably has one cap of their favourite, you end up with some pretty consistent behaviours and mannerisms, which we in the psych biz like to call your 'personality', and you know this, and it will take a lot more drugs to break those patterns.
>>1830773
oh noes
the tranny is attac my tism :(
whatever will do
13a886 No.1830790
Bard has just been infected by Moogen and Squashes bitterness and propaganda.
568092 No.1830791
>>1830781
I don't doubt it.
Well, you did anyway.
rest in pieces...
Forever alone is better anyway tbh.
a819b1 No.1830792
>>1830787
stop being a fag
that isn't an order
a819b1 No.1830793
>>1830789
why do you keep mentioning drugs
and talking to me
13a886 No.1830794
>>1830788
Killies #1 shindig station!
Mon the Erin
dec10f No.1830795
This video is not available.
Sorry about that.
5c1b42 No.1830796
>>1830793
because you do drugs
are probably on a few meds
in fact, could probably figure out what meds produce what sorts of alterations in behaviour, and we could learn a bit about you from that.
I'm not saying I care enough to try, just that it'd be easy, because you've made it easy
a819b1 No.1830797
>>1830794
launchkey and some guitar stuff coming in the next few days, and backdrop rigging, then we're about set
>>1830796
i'm smoking a cigarette and drinking a coffee
hard core fucking narcotics
a819b1 No.1830798
5fd94e No.1830799
You should see kanra after a night strung out on coffee ooh boy
talk about hangover city
13a886 No.1830800
IS THAT A VEGETAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Imagine, if kanra took drugs to supress his retardation
>>1830797
Sounds like ace shit yo!
Gotta keep trucking!
dbd929 No.1830801
>current year
>not filtering the drug addict loony
shiggy diggy
>>1830791
I'd rather not be alone
but at least I'm not constantly feeling lonely like I used to
I just occasionally think back on how nice it was
but I am pretty content right now, don't really need anybody to be happy
5c1b42 No.1830802
>>1830797
coo. no sense repeating myself.
you understand what I've said, and you know I'm right.
>>1830799
who told you this?!
5fd94e No.1830803
>when you get fresh blankets from out of the dryer and wrap up in them
a819b1 No.1830804
don't make jokes based on things i've said if you're gonna be a dick when talking to me directly bard. have some fucking tact.
a819b1 No.1830805
>>1830802
that's not the case
oh look i disagreed
cue textwall of intellectualism
5fd94e No.1830806
>>1830804
Hey dumbass this is the only post interacting with you that isn't fucking hostile
Of all the things you could get offended about i's when I rip into the autist trying to tear you a new one
5fd94e No.1830807
>>1830802
I'M HERE EVERY FUCKING NIGHT KANRA I SEE THESE THINGS
dbd929 No.1830808
>>1830803
holy fuck this is a PG FAMILY SHOW BARD
JESUS CHRIST STOP BEING SO LEWD
FUCKIN INAPPROPRIATE MATE
a819b1 No.1830809
>>1830806
he's making a tit of himself, i don't need you jumping in
you're being a dick though
13a886 No.1830814
>>1830809
That is just bard. He is a little bitch.
a819b1 No.1830816
hey bard check this out
kill yourself, i know you want to
i know you're miserable and lonely, why not just go where the mood takes you next time
see, i can be a dick too. it's not cool.
568092 No.1830817
>>1830801
The content non lonely feel is a good feel.
>>1830803
>when you think it's finished drying, comfy and warm, but you find that one spot that's still wet
5c1b42 No.1830818
>>1830805
nah. you're smart enough to agree. even pretending to be retarded takes a certain smarts. or pretending to be cute. or writing a goddam skynet. you've already lost.
>>1830807
it's almost always sober. but someone suggested it may have been caffeine.
and I think you're just taking them at their word.
dbd929 No.1830820
hello my name is [redacted] and I like to show up and have outbursts at everyone and cause lots of drama because I'm mentally unstable and unhappy
also did I mention drugs?
because drugs
5fd94e No.1830821
>>1830812
wewie looks like someone needs to lay off the donuts
a819b1 No.1830822
>>1830818
stop telling me i'm smart. yes, as it turns out, i'm actually qualified to discuss psychology, i have certificates in the field. you don't. so fucking stop it.
dec10f No.1830824
hello my name is ikt and I like to show up and have outbursts at everyone and cause lots of drama because I'm mentally unstable and unhappy
also did I mention programming?
because programming
5fd94e No.1830825
>>1830818
IT WAS YOU KANRA
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP COFFEE
YOU SAID YOU WERE DRINKING COFFEE AND IT WAS LIKE 4 A.M WHERE I'M
dbd929 No.1830826
>>1830817
yeah, I feel like I'm able to enjoy my hobbies more and just chill for hours and be content
life is good
>>1830811
lewdy pants
a819b1 No.1830827
hey im nezi im gay i shave my legs and wear panties and skirts and get off on showing everyone
did i mention plugs?
because plugs
5fd94e No.1830828
>>1830817
[strongly considering]
a819b1 No.1830829
blablabla people who don't talk civilly
where is that new person, they were very nice.
96f7c3 No.1830830
>>1830823
lemme see them tig ol bitties
13a886 No.1830832
Look at all these insecure and spiteful posters
a819b1 No.1830833
dbd929 No.1830834
hello my name is nezi and I like to show up and have outbursts at everyone and cause lots of drama because I'm a fucking retard and unhappy sometimes
also did I mention attentionwhoring?
because attentionwhoring
c60416 No.1830836
a819b1 No.1830837
it's almost like you did that because you hoped i might cause some drama or talk about drugs or some other trope
5fd94e No.1830838
>>1830836
My buddy from /b/ autism chan
a819b1 No.1830839
>>1830836
the one that said hi and i ignored them and they was sad and they said hi again and this time i was like "you can tell people we're friends but i won't be around much"
that one
c60416 No.1830840
>>1830838
He's like
awful though
13a886 No.1830841
hello my name is BARD and I like to show up and have outbursts at everyone and cause lots of drama because I'm a fucking retard and unhappy sometimes
also did I mention TRAPS?
because TRAPS
8ea489 No.1830842
>>1830830
Flat though. Flat as fuck
5fd94e No.1830844
>>1830840
Literally the best canadian poster?????
5c1b42 No.1830845
>>1830822
of course you're smart. your choices for attacking me are telling.
and you're right, I don't. but I know you do.
and that means I can assume some basic things about you.
not saying I care to, just that you've mentioned you have certficates.
even if you said nothing true to anyone ever anymore,
it wouldn't be hard to jot down a list of true things about Erin, to a degree of accuracy you'd struggle to deny. search thy certification. you know this to be true.
c60416 No.1830846
>neko never asks to see your tits
13a886 No.1830847
hello my name is KANRA and I like to show up and have outbursts at everyone and cause lots of drama because I'm a fucking retard and an emotional puddle sometimes
also did I mention IM THE SMARTEST?
because IM THE SMARTEST
5fd94e No.1830848
>>1830846
pic is me and my buddy neko hanging out irl
c60416 No.1830849
>>1830844
Who's his competition? Kanra and wish?
5c1b42 No.1830850
I NEVER SAID I WAS THE SMARTEST
PRETTY SURE I NEVER EVEN SAID I WAS SMART
13a886 No.1830851
hello my name is IKT and I like to show up and have outbursts at everyone and cause lots of drama because I'm a fucking VIETNAM and DE JA VU sometimes
also did I mention IRONIC HOMOSEXUALITY?
because IRONIC HOMOSEXUALITY
5fd94e No.1830852
>>1830849
and also "If I say ur cute ur cute"
13a886 No.1830853
It is okay Kanra. We should be friends. i could help you become a more well rounded individual.
5fd94e No.1830854
>>1830850
well maybe not TODAY
dbd929 No.1830855
>>1830847
more like
also did I mention LONG RAMBLING POSTS
because LONG RAMBLING POSTS
a819b1 No.1830856
>>1830845
man i wanna but i just can't
"thy"
it's fucking pointless, your so far up your own ass they've got nasa building one of those chillean miner pods
13a886 No.1830857
>>1830855
That is a good point. Noted.
c60416 No.1830858
>>1830852
I don't remember why I don't like him, but I don't like him.
5c1b42 No.1830860
>>1830853
what good is well rounded. also, you'd hate me. pretty sure you'd hate me. but it'd be for who I really am, and I can't handle that.
>>1830854
like, ever, unironically.
96f7c3 No.1830861
>>1830846
just come throw them in my face
c60416 No.1830862
I think neko ignoring me is his way of saying go to bed.
5fd94e No.1830863
>>1830858
Don't worry
nobody does
96f7c3 No.1830864
5fd94e No.1830865
>>1830860
Do you have problems with your memory?
do you suffer from Dementia or any other psychoses?
c60416 No.1830866
As neko wishes I will go to bed now.
>>1830863
I meant your friend. The one with the stupid name.
96f7c3 No.1830867
5c1b42 No.1830868
>>1830856
now I'm certain you understand what I'm saying, and know it to be true.
5fd94e No.1830869
>>1830866
OH
autism
well anyways
Still the best pooppoo in the potty if you askme
c60416 No.1830870
>>1830864
>>1830867
I saw it, I was giving you a ruse.
13a886 No.1830871
>>1830860
How do you know? We could have a whirlwind romance, have a couple of children and eventually endure a bitter divorce.
You'll get the kids and I the dog, but he'll soon be run over by a soccer mom on a drizzly sunday. And we will both mourn the loss of our beloved Danton as we slowly mellow and strike a witty and mature friendship.
a819b1 No.1830872
>>1830868
you're not saying anything
not that i'm reading
you're just feeding your own ego with long-strung nothingness
96f7c3 No.1830873
>>1830870
hmph
don't do that
dbd929 No.1830874
screwdrivers are often shaped like this so you can put a wrench on them and turn them with more torque
#themoreyouknow
5c1b42 No.1830875
>>1830865
no. but that's what computers are for.
is it possible that Marie Antoinette didn't say "Let them eat cake", even though it really seems like something she'd say?
5fd94e No.1830876
>>1830871
but you threw it all away and got aIDS Fromm gay sex with blood chan
5fd94e No.1830878
>>1830875
why ask me?
Ask the man who was at thesit of the execution almost 365 days a year
I'm sure he would know
just as I would see what goes on here
5c1b42 No.1830879
>>1830871
wow spoilers.
it's not that I know, but it's the default assumption these days, given my track record.
96f7c3 No.1830880
>>1830877
whatcha doing today
5c1b42 No.1830881
>>1830872
well, now you have to go back and read it if you want to know, because now I'm going to act like stonewalling you makes a difference to you.
>>1830878
because maybe you got the idea that Kanra talks about how smart he is, because of the meme of Kanra being someone that talks about how smart he is, instead of Kanra ever seriously talking about how smart he is, even when he talks plainly about intelligence (as a subject) and sounds pretentious when he explains things. maybe it's just that?
c60416 No.1830882
>>1830880
trying not to stay up too late.
I had work earlier, it went pretty well. Work again tomorrow. Not looking forward to saturday though, I work an 11 hour open shift.
5fd94e No.1830883
>>1830881
>>1830881
I physically with my two eyes and glasses have observed this on multiple occasions
There is no "idea" about it
You've made claims of above ordinary intellect too many times to count
36022c No.1830884
assumptions of superiority are inherent in how you act
5c1b42 No.1830886
>>1830883
well, yea. I know I'm above ordinary. everybody knows that.
that's not the same thing as saying I'm smart. but it might.
96f7c3 No.1830887
>>1830882
you're gonna work on the weeekend now? how awful
36022c No.1830888
c60416 No.1830889
>>1830887
I work saturdays all the time.
I have lost concept of weekends.
5c1b42 No.1830890
if I knew I were ordinary, being who I am would be a lot easier to accept.
a819b1 No.1830891
96f7c3 No.1830893
>>1830889
that's gay
sunday too?
13a886 No.1830895
>>1830879
Give me a shot, you'll never be disappointed.
brb making lunch.
>and dont listen to bard, blood chan hasnt got aids
c60416 No.1830896
>>1830893
I think I'm working sunday yea.
We're short staffed right now so I have been working extra hours.
I do not dig it.
a819b1 No.1830897
so kanra's delusions of grandeur are an actual thing huh
like not just a meme based on how he speaks, but legit, he thinks he's "above ordinary"
man, that speaks hecka volumes
05163e No.1830898
>>1830894
This is amazing.
5fd94e No.1830899
Holy shit this autism is on levels unheard of
96f7c3 No.1830900
>>1830896
do they have you going all over the place again
5c1b42 No.1830901
>>1830892
>>1830891
oh hwat
you fags don't think you're more than ordinary? how the hell are you the first to cast stones
c60416 No.1830902
>>1830900
No, this time it's our store that is short staffed. One co-worker quit right before my other one got fired so it's just me and my manager. We have a trainee so that'll help soon.
5fd94e No.1830903
>when the washer timer says 1 minute left so you spend 10 minutes watching the blankets on the spin cycle
a819b1 No.1830904
>>1830901
i'm sub-ordinary
mentally feeble
wake up and face reality
you're as mundane as the average joe, and have accomplished less
05163e No.1830906
c60416 No.1830907
>>1830905
I don't have crippling depression though.
a819b1 No.1830908
the only notable trait you seem to possess to separate you from the masses on any level is an extremely out-of-whack ego kanra
get help
96f7c3 No.1830909
>>1830902
that sucks
we got rid of a new guy too
thank god tho cause he was a cringefest
5c1b42 No.1830911
>>1830904
no, I'm sub-ordinary
mentally febble
even average joe has done more than me
>>1830906
nome.
c60416 No.1830912
>>1830910
I don't have any depressed friends.
>>1830909
The one who was fired fucked up a bunch, then filled in at another store and apparently a bunch of stuff was shop lifted right under her nose.
5c1b42 No.1830913
a819b1 No.1830914
a819b1 No.1830915
gotta go get stoned enough to not cry at therapy. laters.
05163e No.1830916
>>1830911
Yes, you're awful.
dbd929 No.1830917
96f7c3 No.1830918
>>1830912
that's pretty funny
imagine getting arrested for stealing dildos
5c1b42 No.1830919
>>1830916
I don't mean to be.
>>1830917
godDAM nezi
this
5c1b42 No.1830920
actually, that's not true.
I totally mean to be sometimes.
5fd94e No.1830921
>>1830912
wtf why did you ask mem earlier 2 cure ur depression
c60416 No.1830922
>>1830918
I am pretty sure people steal from me a lot too. I am not very good at reading the people, and if I follow them around too much they get weirded out if they're actually just shopping.
96f7c3 No.1830924
>>1830922
don't have cameras?
dec10f No.1830926
Can you try a product before you buy?
13a886 No.1830927
I am back.
Kanra, want to be my girlfriend?
568092 No.1830929
I'd like to try Ikt before I buy.
5fd94e No.1830930
>>1830926
>>1830926
I'm also....curious about this.....
13a886 No.1830931
>>1830926
I mean, depending on the product, you can buy most things and request a refund in 1-2 weeks.
c60416 No.1830932
>>1830924
We do, but I can't see them unless I'm in the back and they don't let us see all of them, just four. They say they aren't supposed to let us know what they're capable of so that we don't take advantage of it. Their policy is retarded, we do solo shifts and have no authority. If someone wants to walk in, grab something, and walk out in plain sight we can't do anything to stop them. Because we're solo if multiple people are in the store we can't watch them both, and we're expected to do other tasks during shift too so if we spend all our time keeping a good eye on customers we run out of time and get chided for that instead.
c60416 No.1830933
Depends on what you mean try.
8ea489 No.1830934
>not buying your onaholes used
5c1b42 No.1830935
>>1830927
sure, what the hell.
05163e No.1830936
Kanra, post crossdressing.
5c1b42 No.1830938
13a886 No.1830940
>>1830938
Nothing much cutie, just had lunch... how're you babygirl?
6df2af No.1830941
>>1830934
wtf i thought you were more normal
13a886 No.1830942
5fd94e No.1830943
>>1830939
morning there autism chans
dbd929 No.1830944
>>1830919
overwatch still fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uM-Ul23KOs
hopefully they fix comp, it's been dogshit from griefers
96f7c3 No.1830945
>>1830932
that sounds shitty
i could neve work there
5fd94e No.1830946
>>1830941
damn fekkkkkk she a FREACC
3f4265 No.1830947
>>1830943
Ohayou Bardo. I got woken up by shingles being delivered
5c1b42 No.1830948
>>1830940
oh yknow, tired.
they were mean to me again today.
8ea489 No.1830949
>>1830941
I was just being a degenerate for a second. I don't even own any sex toys
6df2af No.1830950
>>1830946
stop trying to tempt me with a crazy girl we all know its a "she"
>>1830949
lol fucking normie
c60416 No.1830951
>>1830945
Sometimes I hide in the bathroom where there are no corners and have an existential crisis about how bad I must be at my job and don't deserve to work there.
Between the theft, sales goals, and me never completing my assigned inventory I die inside.
5fd94e No.1830952
>>1830947
huh
my buddy is a roofer
maybe it was him :3
5fd94e No.1830953
>>1830950
>>1830950
come on feks hurry up and jump it~
3f4265 No.1830954
>>1830952
The odds of this scenario being true are shockingly low
8ea489 No.1830955
>>1830950
It's always a lose or lose with you
13a886 No.1830956
>>1830948
Ssssh Don't Worry Girl, It'll Be Okay. You Are A Big, Strong, Independent Woman And You'll Be Just Fine. Come Over Here And Rest A Little.
96f7c3 No.1830957
>>1830951
get a better job
6df2af No.1830959
>>1830955
you just managed to hit the bottom for a moment
c60416 No.1830960
>>1830957
There are better jobs?
3f4265 No.1830961
>>1830958
Its okay Bardo. Maybe one day I'll be less autistic and socially apt enough to meet people I met here and on waifu.
Incidentally, the banana spammer has 1400 banana images saved
5c1b42 No.1830962
>>1830944
next season I'm dimand. this I swear.
>>1830956
*scoots up into futon*
being hated sure takes it out of ya
just gonna take a nap... then get right back to it... *yaw-
c60416 No.1830965
>>1830964
None that I am qualified for.
13a886 No.1830966
>>1830962
Thats a good idea love, *hugs* You get some rest and when you wake up you'll be ready for the next round! I believe in you!
96f7c3 No.1830967
>>1830965
i'm pretty sure you can find something
I gotta go tho bye bye
c60416 No.1830968
5fd94e No.1830970
>>1830969
I think I'll go first
Itadakimasu
dbd929 No.1830971
>>1830962
what SR are you now?
I have a friend that was gold who grinded to GM
I gave him some 1v1 lessons and told him to watch certain pro players and I guess it helped lol
good luck :)
c60416 No.1830972
I'm going to go lie down and stare at the ceiling for another sleepless night.
6df2af No.1830973
>>1830963
while linking somebody else???
6df2af No.1830974
>>1830969
the only used onahole i would get is one that a loli scissored up on
5fd94e No.1830975
>>1830972
wait
take me with you
8ea489 No.1830976
>>1830972
night night, sleep well
>>1830973
I didn't even link anyone with that first post
dbd929 No.1830978
>>1830972
sounds fun!
bye bye~
8ea489 No.1830979