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File: 531e12b2d0d8f07⋯.jpg (25.32 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

 No.80412

Hi /animu/ so I was recently reading up on the Naruto lore and I thought about the whole Sharringan thingie in the series. And although this is a bizarre ability in itself, I'm not really interested in understanding it, rather like any good (((chosen one))) I'm curious about profiting off of it. You see, seeing that this trait is heritable and that it's an incredibly sought after power that you can also gain by transplanting it from a typical Uchiha, I started wondering whether or not Uchiha Sharingan Farm would be a viable option. Morality aside, because as we all know, Uchiha being lesser goiyms do not deserve the same treatment as the chosen people. We have to also assume that this is done before the Uchiha massacre, so there are plenty of females to use, here is the plan:

>Capture a couple of Uchiha women, or marry into the clan so that you can kidnap her quietly

>Next, rape the Uchiha woman, and make her give birth, the trauma of rape should also awaken her Sharingan if she's able to awaken it that is

>Next, you have to maximize the profit that you can get from one female, the Uchiha are obviously very inbred seeing that the Sharingan seems to be exclusive to them, therefore there is nothing wrong with breeding the children together.

>Obviously you need to impregnate the girls immediately at fertile age so that you can get more profit out of them

>The girls are more valuable than the boys for the longevity of the farm, so use the boys to extract Sharingans mostly.

>Make the girls whore themselves out in an illegal brothel, so that you can maximize the profits out of them, they get impregnated and some lonely cuck also pays you to fuck them. A win-win situation.

>After a while you can start to sell Sharingans to people at a high price, seeing as you will be the first (((Shinobi))) to have come up with this idea, you will probably be able to set the prices high as you have the monopoly on Sharingans, now it might be possible that the Uchiha clan will start to breed their own women for Sharingan and sell their own Sharingans to counteract this. In this case you need to convince some edgy loser from the clan to massacre them to get rid of the competition, the chosen people win yet again.

What do you think /animu/? Do you think this idea would work in the Naruto universe?

 No.80417

File: 7781c7349d54204⋯.gif (1.75 MB, 400x279, 400:279, gambling smile away.gif)

>shounen

>lore

I'll give you lore. It goes like this

1) MC has some secret power inside him

2) He wants to be the very best

3) [antagonist] is a horrible person, and the worst and strongest there is

4) They fight [antagonist] and [lackeys]

5) Oh no! [antagonist] is too strong!

6) Better fight [weakest lackey] first. And WIN

6.5) optional: one or more [lackeys] become friends

7) Repeat until you get to [antagonist] and defeat him

7.5) optional: [antagonist] becomes a friend

8) The worldis saved

9) What's this, another [antagonist], and now HE is the worst and strongest in the world?

Rinse and repeat


 No.80418

>>80412

How are you going to rape anyone without a foreskin?


 No.80419

>>80418

Healing Jutsu.


 No.80423

>>80419

Wouldn't that be an affront to your god?


 No.80425

>>80423

Not if I sell the foreskin after using it.


 No.80435

File: 647196b8877dac8⋯.jpg (600.49 KB, 904x1359, 904:1359, Train Timetable.jpg)

File: cf7d67435462787⋯.jpg (172.52 KB, 876x664, 219:166, Shonen Inflation.JPG)

File: 73d1e3b14d00bcd⋯.jpg (87.82 KB, 852x306, 142:51, Nerd Archetypes.JPG)

>>80417

You can learn everything there is to know about manga, if you read the 1990 miniseries 'Even a monkey could draw manga'. It describes drawing and narrative techniques, further explaining genres like shonen and shoujo.

The deep truths it contains cannot be overstated. You would think it's just some kind of old and cheap manual, but it's an eye opening experience that makes you into a new man. Among the cosmically enlightened predictions it made, is that manga would eventually saturate the entirety of all media: books, games, technical manuals, film, newscasts, mortuaries and human relationships would become manga. It's happening.


 No.80472

File: 5cd5f7c173c6194⋯.png (876.7 KB, 946x764, 473:382, ooh.png)

>>80435

> It's happening.

Will IRL finally become 2D? Or should I find some sturdy rope?


 No.80510

>>80472

It's faster for a man to become 2D himself.


 No.80513

File: 7ccc98e2e1b20ca⋯.png (2.3 MB, 1000x1365, 200:273, ClipboardImage.png)

>>80510

>going from IRL to 2D

I'm not sure I'm ready to take that step yet.


 No.80534

File: c099934292a259a⋯.png (753.6 KB, 1490x1208, 745:604, 1521840877207.png)

>>80513

Just do it


 No.80541

File: 8f55df025618ae9⋯.jpg (106.49 KB, 400x523, 400:523, tumblr_oy6jj6weBP1uk15u0o1….jpg)

>>80472

>Will IRL finally become 2D?

The prophecy was about media. It applies to things like Miku, VRChat and VTubers. I guess we will need lots of holoprojectors to cover up the entire world.


 No.80542

File: 2c5b87909fdb795⋯.jpg (115.38 KB, 720x960, 3:4, chadruto.jpg)


 No.81451

The Uchihas are more like jews.


 No.81483

>>80412

>putting the Uchiha women in sex slavery

That's going to activate their Mangekyou Sharingan.


 No.81530

>>80534

is that suppose to be the cuckchanner that popped his head?


 No.81544

>>81483

>That's going to activate their Mangekyou Sharingan.

That only helps OP's cause considering they will go blind very quickly. Then you have blind fuck slaves who can't even see you cumming.

I support OP and in a realistic environment that would have happened generations ago. I mean if super powers were real you would want to keep that shit secret forever otherwise your fucking government is going to catch you and experiment on you until they extract your power to weaponize it.

In a "real" Naruto-verse a lot of the countries like Konoha or other nations would have a multitude of child sex slaves to rake in the income. Even adults and boys would be sex slaves to the elite due to the Sexy Jutsu & Transformation Jutsus. Hiruzen would be bribing other nations to form a pact with Konoha not with the Chuunin Exams and a show of might but with fertile young ninja girls who know Suck-No-Jutsu and are experts in Sexual Genjutsu.


 No.81550

>>81544

>That only helps OP's cause

I doubt it would've worked, considering how bullshit Tsukyomi and Amaterasu are.

They can easily manipulate the wardens with Tsukyomi, and easily destroy the prison with Amaterasu.

>In a "real" Naruto-verse

That's a very unrealistic proposition.

Since superpowers are hereditary, then the clans with the most overpowered superpowers would be the top dogs of the world.

Some clans will be highly incestuous to preserve their bloodline, while others will be pushing for race-mixing with other clans in order to produce and monopolize hybrid powers.

Governments and criminal organizations will prioritize in poaching clan members with potent kekkei-genkai for science.

Industrial revolution would be very unlikely, since the focus is on gene-manipulation instead of technologies for producing weapons of mass destruction.


 No.81793

File: 1885840ec6364d5⋯.jpg (54.25 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Two hotaru captions big3ho….jpg)

>>81550

>considering how bullshit Tsukyomi and Amaterasu are.

Family/person specific traits, characters like Madara and Obito didn't have access to Amaterasu , it suggests that it's bound to edgeboy's bloodline, so as long as you avoid breeding women from his bloodline, it should not be a problem. Though it might be worth the risk seeing the possible profits. Also using techniques like that implies that the person is trained as a shinobi, if they aren't you're probably completely safe, besides the first generation but you have to deal with this risk.

It still is maybe a dangerous but also an incredibly profitable investment.


 No.81797

File: ef6c8ea29a2f4db⋯.jpg (16.88 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Mt. stupid.jpg)

>>80417

>When I take a story apart to the most basic formula it's going to sound like shit.

It's almost as if the skeleton of the story and the themes you are using didn't define it's quality but instead how you use those elements was important! It's not like any story you take, taken apart down to those basic elements will sound boring and uninteresting.

Do you even know how the basics of storytelling work, you stupid fucking nigger?


 No.81828

>>81793

>high risk high reward

It's a long-term breeding program, so continuously operating on high risk isn't ideal.

Unless there is such a thing as a mind-control jutsu.


 No.81862

File: 83fccaa19d43f08⋯.png (733.9 KB, 1048x762, 524:381, ClipboardImage.png)

This is still the funniest thing to come from Naruto.




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