No.42053
The premise is as follows: you make an anime-related wish, I or someone else presents to you the reality where the wish was fulfilled but with a horrible catch attached to it.
Example:
>I want my favourite CGDCT manga to get an anime adaption
>The main characters are voiced by Somali migrants who barely speak Japanese
I'll start with my own wish: a third season for Haruhi.
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No.42054
Shit, forgot to make the subject "The Monkey's Paw".
No.42057
>>42053
downside:
you get a third season of Haruhi
No.42059
>>42054
Kamisama is nice enough to add that for you. Anyway, I'd wish for a full Dragon Half anime instead of just the OVAs. I don't know what the downside could be.
No.42060
>>42057
Damn.
>>42059
It's animated entirely in poorly done CG.
No.42073
>>42053
>>42057
>new season of haruhi
>Funded and localized- I mean, adapted by Crunchyroll,
>Eng dub is the primary version, nip audio is translated from that
No.42079
>>42073
Forgot to pitch something
Since a thread about anime videogames poped up, I want a Xenoblade Chronicles 2 anime
No.42085
I want an anime adaptation of the entire Talmud.
>>42059
By Kamisama, do you mean the current BO?
No.42086
>>42085
(((They))) use the goy-friendly version.
I want Go Nagai to come back to life in perfect health so he could finish what he started.
No.42093
>>42086
>I want Go Nagai to come back to life in perfect health so he could finish what he started.
He has become demented and his artstyle now resembles that of a 5 year old child.
No.42094
>>42093
Wait fuck, I looked over the "perfect health" part.
He has decided to make romcom isekai versions of his most beloved works like Devilman after he ran out of ideas.
No.42097
>>42094
>implying he wouldn't make romcom isekai Devilman for the hell of it
No.42105
>>42053
I want a nice figurine of kaiki deishuu.
No.42111
>>42079
It's a a series of chibi-style 2-minute shorts.
>>42105
You get hermoroids every time you touch it.
No.42122
>>42111
>2-minute shorts
>of which 30 seconds are spent on a blade awakening animation
No.42134
>>42053
An anime featuring monstergirls in a format that's similar to Okayado's Eight Brothers (Different guys who are all related and each one is dating and shagging a different kind of monstergirl.)
There's no haremshit involved and it's purely a SoL featuring the daily lives of each protagonist and his waifu.
Hit me up fags, what's the catch?
No.42138
>>42134
It gets really popular with tumblr.
No.42139
>>42138
I could live with that.
No.42140
>>42139
>first season is pretty good
>producer sees it's tumblr popularity
>starts pandering to it on season 2
No.42141
>>42134
>>42139
The protagonists are autistic betas who spend most of the episode shut inside their room watching anime and posting on imageboards while neglecting their waifus.
No.42143
>>42140
Ok that's pretty fucking awful.
>>42141
Then how did they even get their waifus in the first place? That makes no sense, anon.
No.42144
>>42143
They have a 9th brother who is an alpha chad and stood in for them during all of their first dates.
No.42158
I wish that Kiniro Mosaic got a third season.
No.42159
>>42158
Aricu gets more screentime than Karen.
No.42168
>>42134
Toei produces it, gets A-1 to cover the art, and it becomes a vehicle to repackage and resell Kemono Friends without any of the charm of either ideas.
And the nips love it, thus green-lighting several more seasons.
No.42169
I want a Franken Fran anime without anything being toned down.
No.42183
>>42158
girls are hit by a cosmic ray of anti-farting
No.42184
I wish for a trashy, shitposting anime that's fun to get drunk to.
No.42185
I wish /animu/ became /a/. :^)
No.42186
>>42185
In return, /a/ becomes /animu/.
No.42188
>>42184
it's happened, and it's quite funny but it's fujobait
No.42190
I wish for the utter destruction of humanity.
No.42193
>>42169
It's animated by Queen Bee.
>>42184
It recieves a second season that takes itself way too seriously made by a large studio who missed the point of why the first season was liked. Kemono Friends
>>42190
Niggers inherit the earth. :^)
No.42210
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I want a full uncut adaptation of OverRev with period correct music including Eurobeat and cameos by the Best Motoring team, all done by the team that did Kabaneri.
No.42211
No.42219
I want a new Patlabor series.
>>42159
Excellent.
No.42243
>>42211
You get thousands of wants that will never ever become reality.
No.42256
>>42193
>Caring about what kind of subhumans that would inherit this ball of dirt
Faggot. We've already turned this planet into a cesspool.
No.42259
>>42134
A mandated cultural diversity letter. The piggirl is Muslim, there's a literal hoodrat, a trans human gets with a trans mg and a chink with an oral obsessed doggirl.
No.42281
I want my own shinobu that lives in my shadow.
No.42285
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I want a 3 part film series of pic related.
>>42057
The Isekai of Haruhi
>>42085
>I want an anime adaptation of the entire Talmud.
It is revealed such a thing existed this entire time right under our noses. It is anime itself.
>>42185
Hiromoot buys 8chan and implements 8chan pass. It costs $40 and is only compatible using a Windows 7 aero desktop environment widget.
No.42288
>>42285
She makes a cameo in Girls Und Panzer with an armored Toyota. They all bleed out before the inevitable lesbian sex orgy.
No.42307
>>42184
The show you're actually looking for is GDGD Fairies by the way, it's built entirely on sarcasm and self-awareness and half of the episodes were improvised by the voice actresses. It was written and animated by a single guy to give you an idea of what to expect.
>>42219
It's like Kidou Keisatsu Patlabor: Reboot but with even more CG.
>>42281
He tries to rape you when you are asleep.
>>42285
The jews win.
No.42640
A comfy series about a recovered weeb discovering that the katana he bought at a bootleg fair years has come to life and wants to rewatch all the terrible anime that he thought put behind him
No.49337
I want Full Metal Panic to end.
>>42053
Endless Eight memories…. remember when anime studios waited until there was enough material to animate?!?
No.49339
>>42640
The show is a joint production between Japanese and Chinese animation studios who decided to let the show's dialogue be in Chinese.
>>49337
It receives a mahou shoujo spin-off series that lacks self-awareness but becomes popular enough to get serveral sequels.
No.49533
>>42053
I want all anime to be done by the team behind Sexy Commando Gaiden.
No.49536
>>49533
This causes all other studios to shut down, and the entire anime industry and all anime styled video games, manga, and whatever else crash. The studio thusly gets paid a pittance and barely makes any anime at all.
No.49543
Advacne wars and Battlion wars 3 for the switch.
Phosphora main for smash.
No.49544
>>49543
Oh I thought this was /v/.
No.49548
Hayate X Blade anime with on-screen yuri kisses.
No.49562
No.49566
>>42053
Touhou anime! Story, action, animation, music, and voice acting is great and I can watch it and it will get a great english sub and dub. Everyone else can watch it too!
No.49588
A new adaptation of the Fate route. by Ufotable
No.49589
>>49548
The yuri kissing scenes are censored.
>>49566
You enjoy watching it so much that you forget to eat and die of starvation.
No.49636
>>49566
Anyone is great, makes so much money they forget about the games/LN or any other kind of media. Then it turns into normalfag trash pandering to the lowest common denominator making the series known for being low tier trash. The next time you mention touhou only people who watched it dubbed on toonamy will want to talk about it