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WRESTLEMANIA 34
The grandest stage of them all is upon us once again, live from New Orleans on sunday april 8th, only on the WWE Network or the streams below. Start time of 7 pm EDT 00:00 BONGLAND time, also 4:30 pm EDT for the preshow
This year's card includes:
>JOHN CENA VS UNDERTAKER
In what's going to be both men's final match before Cena leaves for Hollywood and 'Taker finally retires
>RONDA ROUSEY & KURT ANGLE VS STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND TRIPLE H
UFC veteran Ronda Rousey makes her in-ring debut after a shit-load of time, teaming up with olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle against Haitch & Steph
>ROMAN REIGNS VS BROCK LESNAR
Vince's boy toy, the [LOUD BOOING] Big Dawg of the yard faces the autistic Aryan BROCK LESNAR for the Universal Title just before Brock fucks-off back to UFC
>DANIEL BRYAN RETURNS
After being denied of in-ring competition for so long, the Beard makes his return to the squared circle alongside resident suicidal maniac Shane McMahon to kick the ever shit out of the fat-ass Kevin Owens and "sharia law" Sami Zayn in a tag-team shitfest
>AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
In a re-hash from WreslteKingdom 10, "The rockstar" Shinsuke Nakamura claims his spot after winning the Royal Rumble to face the Destroyer of Faggots AJ Styles for the WWE Championship
>THE MIZ VS SETH ROLLINS VS FINN BALOR
A triple threat for the IC belt so fans can't complain that Rollins, Balor and Miz are being treated like dogshit in favor of Ramen Noddles and Cena again
>RUSEV VS RANDY ORTON VS BOBBY ROODE VS JINDER MAHAL
Fatal-4-way for the US Title between poo-in-the-loo supreme Jinder Mahal, the snek Randy Orton, the Ric Flair wannabe Bobby Roode and best girl Rusev
RUSEV DAY
>CHARLOTTE FLAIR VS ASUKA
"The Empress of tomorrow" Asuka claims her WM spot after winning the Wymen's Royal Rumble, and challenges Ric Flair's daughter Charlotte for the Smackdown Women's championship
>AND A SHIT-TON OF OTHER MATCHES LIKE 2 BATTLE ROYALE THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
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Streaming sites:
>http://watchwrestling.nl/
>http://watchwrestling.uno
>http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
>http://firstrows.biz/boxing
>http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
>http://www.vipbox.biz
>http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
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>http://taima.tv/r/wooo/
>http://taima.tv/r/woooalt/
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