>be 15
>looking at diaper doujin on phone
>new tab opens up
>tabs says something along the lines of "The federal government has been keep track of your recent searches, you now have one hour to pay fine. If the fine is not payed then we will confiscate your phone"
>Panic
>Have no clue what to do
>Decide to ask mom for help
>She decides to show step-dad
>Step-Dad asks what I was looking at
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>Come clean and inform them of fetish
>Step-Dad gives a disgusted look at me
>Says that it's just malware and nothing will happen
>MFW I could have just ignored it and everything would have been fine
>MFW I realized that I just revealed my fetish to parents
>MFW I realize that I probably have autism