>>39737
>The last thing you want in your bed when having a morning-wood and early-morning-spooning are spoiled kids right between you and your wife!
Not if your "wife" is the kid
Really though, if you are that obsessed with sex that you can't handle having kids around and being a proper parent and then occasionally hiring a babysitter or something so you can go on a date and fuck, then you really shouldn't be a parent.
>Kids need to learn boundaries
Yes, so if they grab your morning-wood, if you get that (I honestly don't know if I do), then tell them no and set a boundary of not touching other peoples privates at all, or grabbing someones anything without asking.
>adults need their alone-time
We don't though, and we never had it historically. Kids always slept with their parents from cave/tribe days all the way into the industrial revolution and often even beyond.
If you want alone time get yourself an au-pair, a babysitter, some variety of a feel-good word to make you feel like you aren't hiring a pedo and then leave your kids with them while you get that alone time.
>sleep
Kids go to bed at what, 7, 8, maybe 9 or 10pm, 11 at the absolute latest?
If you cuddle up and put them to bed, like they would prefer, you'll be awake before or when the sun rises, as will they, and you'll be able to start productively.
If you need private time or need to get some things done, fine, put them to bed in your bed, then get up and do them. Go take a shower or finish that paperwork, fuck, whatever, but then go lay back down with them.
>they will get needy, spoiled attention-whores!
Oh look you're spouting that rhetoric again. Please never be a parent, scumbag.
Refer to >>39706 where I #btfo of that.
Rather than being a child-abusing sick fuck who disrespects kids and disregards how they feel, I do, and thus they respect and do the same to me, not only creating a better environment and relationship but also avoiding tons of fights and problems.
At any time, and I mean ANY TIME when I'm playing with the little girls I babysit (or lgf) I can simply say I don't want to anymore, or that I'd prefer not to play that game, or that I just want to rest, and they don't get upset at all. They treat me like another kid. Instead of getting angry or sad they may encourage me, or ask me what's wrong, or if that didn't work or they simply know they'll just go "okay" and go on without me, or ask me what I want to do then.
You're the type of person who if you're a woman will try to stop breastfeeding (which is bad in every way) as early as possible or as a man will refuse to hold their goddamn baby and instead leave them on the floor all the time then yell at them for trying to eat things.
Never be a parent, sicko.