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File: aef86f5ffd57159⋯.png (336.42 KB,700x1400,1:2,Wrestlemania 35 invite Fin….png)

File: 0aaf306a9f2d232⋯.png (1.56 MB,700x1900,7:19,G1 Supercard Invite FINAL ….png)

b2cea8 No.391402 [Open thread]

Looking for a weekend activity for you and your waifu ? don't worry, we got you covered

Your good brothers at /wooo/ invite you all once again to our 5th annual Wrestlemania show, but this time in addition, we will have New Japan Pro Wrestling and Ring of Honor's sold out show at Madison Square Garden: the G1 Supercard !

WRESTLEMANIA 35

Live from the shithole known as New Jersey on Sunday, April 7 at 5.30pm ET/2.30pm PT (10.30pm in bongland) at the MetLife Stadium, watch on the WWE Network or any of the sites listed below

This year's card include:

>SETH ROLLINS VS BROCK LESNAR TAKE 2

>TRIPLE-THREAT FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP:Stone Cold VS RONDA ROUSEY VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR

>TRIPLE H VS BATISTA IN A NO HOLD BARRED MATCH

>AJ STYLES VS RANDY ORTON

>U.S CHAMPIONSHIP: SAMOA JOE VS REY MYSTERIO

>KURT ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH VS (TBA)

>SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: ASUKA VS WHO THE FUCK KNOWS

>SHANE O'MAC VS THE MIZ

>205 FLIPPYSHIT BELT

>RAMEN NOODLES VS MOUNTAIN DREW MCINTYRE

This crap and so much more !

G1 SUPERCARD

Live from Madison Square Garden in Jew York City, Jew York. on saturday April 6 at 7:30 p.m. ET, watch on NJPW World or any of the sites listed below

The show's card includes:

>IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "SWITCHBLADE" JAY WHITE VS "RAINMAKER" KAZUCHIKA OKADA

>IWGP Jr. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "BONE SOLDIER" TAIJI ISHIMORI VS BANDIDO VS DRAGON LEE

>IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP: TETSUYA NAITO VS KOTA IBUSHI

>4-WAY TAG-TEAM CLUSTERFUCK: G.O.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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bc281d No.391414

File: 22dabc706b06dc3⋯.png (241.93 KB,453x827,453:827,office oni wip.png)

Thanks for the invite, /wooo/.

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File: b460b7ce43fe263⋯.gif (960.35 KB,312x213,104:71,150A61AF-35A4-4C0C-A3D6-24….gif)

923248 No.389826 [Open thread]

Alright, for those anons who are just now waking up, an Aussie shot up a mosque in New Zealand and released a manifesto that is one giant shitpost. The only catch is he posted it to /pol/ before hand and live-streamed it to Facebook. Copies of the manifesto and footage of the shooting has been floating around /k/, /v/, /pol/, and I believe /n/ as well. This has caused some concern about 8chan being targeted and shut down and everyone being forced off to their various bunker sites.personally I think we’ll be ok for Now. I expect most of the normalfags and the like to stick to /pol/ and the larger boards. But there is a chance there’ll be some kind of push or demand to shut down 8chan to stop our “bigotry and hatred” from spreading. Hence this thread

Before that does or does not happen, I propose we begin archiving and saving all of our threads, images and stories. With the biggest priority being our drawthreads, writing threads, and threads on the last few pages in case they get bumped off. I’ve already saved the last two on page 25 as well as their relevant images so that they aren’t lost when this thread posts.

The lost wanderer CYOA: http://archive.is/DduYj

Monoeye thread:http://archive.is/5K2cP

For saving pastebins we can archive each individual story, place the links within a single paste, and then archive the paste that has the collection of archive links, and just pass it around as a collection of all our stories.

Links to use

-pastebin:

https://pastebin.com

-archives:

http://archive.is

https://archive.fo

http://archive.li

-wayback machine:Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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74e784 No.390615

>>389826

A Revenant's Tale, first thread:

http://archive.is/ntQla

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014f64 No.391049

Anyone got the old archive links to CYOA engineering?

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f62d82 No.391079

archive new stuff, or make copies of archives of old stuff?

http://archive.today/2015.12.12-201830/http://8ch.net/monster/res/107498.html

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647e35 No.391140

>>390070

I'm probably gonna sound pretty generic here, but Miia from monmus is an absolute cutie

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d5ff2c No.391160

>>391140

>Snekfag

I'm partial to gacha sneks, but Miia is still high brow taste. It's next to impossible to go wrong with full body snekhugs

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File: 69679ca7ef3cc13⋯.png (301.68 KB,1787x1622,1787:1622,Unicorn.png)

0b903a No.371118 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Reading pic related got me thinking of the ways in which husbandos change to fit their monster girl's preferences. Which monster girls would give the best incubi changes, both physical and mental?

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ce049f No.390435

Incubus gang

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8be301 No.390482

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>390326

<Here's some soothing music….

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870806 No.390495

File: 0b09fd95f18e753⋯.jpg (46.63 KB,496x615,496:615,0b09fd95f18e7534db1b3f44fa….jpg)

>>390398

Good shit

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50f12f No.390901

File: 5c9bf1d9422e0e9⋯.jpg (43.23 KB,1200x670,120:67,ultraman.jpg)

If you incubize from a kaiju girl, would you gain the ability to grow to kaiju size?

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b936fa No.390986

>>390901

It's quite likely.

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File: 2108a78b76f1d7f⋯.jpeg (91.39 KB,1156x691,1156:691,D25BCF74-8FAA-44A9-8CE5-D….jpeg)

File: 8f06052aa4606c5⋯.jpeg (92.01 KB,964x829,964:829,B98E0BF3-C698-4165-B418-E….jpeg)

d8bddd No.387843 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

/monster/ NEWS

>KC released Matango 2

8chan NEWS

>cuckchannel is becoming worse rapidly with hiroshima’s shit, be sure to give the rapefugees a nice warm welcome

WORLD NEWS

>France is still burning

>The (((UN))) is trying to ban loli and shota while they stash CP

>Reggie steps down from nintendo

>Catherine allows you to stop a tranny from ruining his life and “people” want him fired for it

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56c8cd No.394082

>>393895

>8-Chan…ew…

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9bb83f No.394144

File: 0403744391e44ea⋯.jpeg (118.19 KB,1200x941,1200:941,depressed majima.jpeg)

For those who haven't heard, /tg/ got spammed to shit by a pajeet muzzie and now all their threads have gone the way of good taste, extinct. Be sure to drop by and drop a few lines for them to help repopulate.

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f77f1f No.394145

File: 218bafac7440be8⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,1.5 MB,700x404,175:101,218bafac7440be8b1912c3785….webm)

Spoiler for 3D.

I found pic related and thought it was pretty cute.

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ae9b77 No.394654

File: 6b94aaba84366ef⋯.png (36.92 KB,631x303,631:303,nochoicebuttogetcucked.png)

File: baffd07a3fc0c11⋯.jpg (217.32 KB,1039x1365,1039:1365,alwayshappen.jpg)

>>393346

>implying optional

kys shill cuck

>>394145

Wow that was really trash

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2917b3 No.395014

>>394654

And they got 1,6 million Bongshekels for their shit

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File: 1466623277242.jpg (269.59 KB,631x841,631:841,--midway-hime-kantai-colle….jpg)

9bdef1 No.189913 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Alright since banners are back up I think its about time we get new ones. Preferably with more variety this time.

Full list:

https://banners.8ch.net/list/monster

Please be aware of the following limitations as you upload banners:

edit*

There is a maximum of 300 banners for the board with 197 slots left.

Banners are now working as intended with many more slots now

Banners must not exceed 500KB (that is, 512000 bytes).

Only the following file types are permissible:

jpeg

jpg

png

gif

Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high.

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98c081 No.390042

File: 9f135c2cde53280⋯.jpg (283.66 KB,1500x600,5:2,Firearm.jpg)

File: c17c8b0d317d693⋯.jpg (506.68 KB,1500x1171,1500:1171,Tarrant_Photo19.jpg)

Good enough for a banner?

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18ae93 No.390442

>>390042

I like it. It just needs to be made 300x300 to fit

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4fdaf7 No.390443

>>390042

You've also got a floating "manticore" beneath the stock.

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12dbba No.390750

File: a69fdbc4ad26260⋯.png (30.25 KB,300x100,3:1,830256789.png)

Saw the plant girl from BM02 and decided to make something, is it alright for a banner?

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e574d4 No.390933

>>390750

It's 300x100, so hopefully so. Maybe you should point it out in the meta thread so that Aux is likelier to notice it.

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File: a89c0927b137c77⋯.jpg (89.02 KB,686x542,343:271,These girls are Shoes.jpg)

File: d793f98e5e0002e⋯.jpg (260.11 KB,869x1263,869:1263,Sleepy Pillow Bathing.jpg)

File: fa1abb373f2900d⋯.jpg (187.75 KB,811x956,811:956,Pillow Loving.jpg)

File: aa9795dc66ea4e3⋯.png (659.61 KB,1000x1000,1:1,__tatara_kogasa_touhou_dra….png)

File: 22663dfef44caa7⋯.webm (9.37 MB,852x480,71:40,First fight.webm)

b133b1 No.278466 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Objects that obtain life and become monster girls.

>An umbrella turning into a mamono

>A pair of Shoes turning into mamonos

>A sword turning into a mamono

>An obi turning into a mamomo

>A lantern turning into a mamono

>A bed turning into a mamono

>A pillow turning into a mamono

>A ship turning into a mamono

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c626e6 No.369435

File: fbf03e5ec360af4⋯.jpg (64.37 KB,830x807,830:807,1457469233977-1.jpg)

>>369429

HOLY SHIT! I thought that writefag vanished forever! This is a good day!

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39b60f No.390808

File: abb2690842303a9⋯.jpg (100.08 KB,1200x1200,1:1,TheDickShow by HarHarStrip….jpg)

a TV?

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b63e5e No.390831

>>369429

I was about to say that it's been out for a while, but then I saw this comment is from 2018

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2c7d12 No.390896

File: 1f173da014bc775⋯.jpg (63.18 KB,600x600,1:1,1f173da014bc775653a4bd695e….jpg)

>>326001

>Look at writefag's other work

>A Comfy Tale of a Sig SP2022

>This should be nice and comfy

It isn't though

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16b2e6 No.391282

>>390896

I'm not the original author, but… I kinda want to try writing a continuation that gives it a happier end.

Maybe later this week. If I don't immediately hate the premise I have once I start to actually pen it.

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File: 1b12b6c4e8d12a4⋯.png (408.51 KB,620x877,620:877,IMG_0962.PNG)

c3b03c No.364231 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Since /monster/ lost to /ck/ recently, you lot need to step up your cooking.

ITT discuss

>What kinds of dishes each girl would be known for making.

>What kinds of ingredients and dishes served in wonderlands demon realms, or just various location in monster girl settings.

>Greentexts of girls cooking for their boyfriend/husband or running a restaurant. Hard mode: Gordon Ramsay visits said restaurant.

Also, feel free to share personal recipes you make yourself as well.

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daf4ed No.390521

>>389558

Why would a vampire even become a cooking host! That is like a paraplegic trying to become a basketball player.

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0e61d1 No.390522

>>390163

It seems overly sweet, but I can't imagine the taste being offensive because noodles have a neutral flavor. This is only upsetting to anons because they're accustomed to savory noodles.

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d7e12f No.390542

File: 765a65450f68768⋯.jpg (65.27 KB,500x707,500:707,Napoli-tan.jpg)

File: 3c2f8bd30fcbe73⋯.jpg (170.74 KB,640x453,640:453,Napoli-tan and Miito Sōsui.jpg)

File: 0be1c9440aa1c09⋯.jpg (306.69 KB,500x500,1:1,Napoli-tan making it diffi….jpg)

File: 6ab83830cbc7933⋯.png (1.47 MB,1000x1000,1:1,Meat Sousui with FORK.png)

File: 39e07b4737409ea⋯.jpg (105.44 KB,500x707,500:707,Meat Sousui.jpg)

>>390163

>>390522

This reminds me of something noodle and monstergirl-related. Kagome, a Japanese tomato product company, has a Neapolitan fairy mascot for their "Naporitan" sauce called Napoli-tan (she also has a rival fairy named Meat Sousui). However, Naporitan, which is quite popular in Japan, refers to a ketchup-based spaghetti. American food rations in WWII would sometimes consist of using ketchup for spaghetti, and so during the course of the allied occupation of Japan following the events of WWII, General MacArthur visited the New Grand Hotel in Yokohama. There, the general chef, Shigetada Irie, tried creating a sauce based on said rationing in order to please his guest. At the time, he did not literally use ketchup in the sauce, but as the new sauce spread, people actually began using ketchup for it after all, with pics related being the eventual results.

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235cfb No.390816

File: 09251bce4872123⋯.png (537.42 KB,1802x3762,901:1881,cooking with mirabelle.png)

>>390146

Quality stuff, saved for future posterity.

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443489 No.391180

>>389564

this cutie needs a sequel to find a husband.

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File: b184787264e3429⋯.png (1007.73 KB,960x821,960:821,RzzUHGp1GvyqkrCmR7bstmCPv7….png)

File: 21a3b2196b1c123⋯.jpg (155.87 KB,957x633,319:211,Gremlin33.jpg)

File: 387bb028d067264⋯.jpg (64.55 KB,591x748,591:748,DUg8mu_U0AAtgIL.jpg orig.jpg)

722258 No.359734 [Open thread]

How would monster girls celebrate Father's Day?

Hard mode: nothing sexual.

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75579e No.390741

File: 0b28ad8bc371686⋯.jpg (659.34 KB,2272x1704,4:3,0b28ad8bc3716861bc61063003….jpg)

>>390706

Welp. There goes this thread.

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75579e No.390745

File: 00afbebe90e31b6⋯.jpg (20.26 KB,480x467,480:467,FB_IMG_1547672981533.jpg)

Probably by the waifu showing the daughterus how to make their dad's favorite dish while the dad explains the complexity of fatherhood to his son

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b5d08d No.390746

>>390717

>insert Spongebob joke here

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c904af No.390809

File: 0c900af72ae4237⋯.jpg (18.92 KB,307x160,307:160,1549152349912.jpg)

>>390713

Some men are not so lucky.

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3f61c9 No.390810

File: f12ed8a54902d05⋯.png (213.77 KB,500x706,250:353,56164c188da58434bbc919d8b6….png)

>>390706

You notice how much more human his daughter's limbs are, the feet and hands in particular? I wonder what the second generation looks like after the daughter is knocked up.

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File: 9221064e8e6ee91⋯.png (372.1 KB,750x445,150:89,ClipboardImage.png)

a03c68 No.390024 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Interesting news for you, Anon. Just after you finished moving in to your new house, you found a bright purple portal opens for a split second and you find an unusual stranger in your home. A monstergirl.

She has been sent over from "the other side" with the intent to open a portal connecting your world with hers. In order to do that however, she requires approximately a year's build up of spirit energy to fully open it. The problem is, however, paranormal investigations agencies across the globe detected the spike in activity when she appeared and know her general location of entry.

Lucky for you, these agencies were caught with their pants down during event, which has bought you some time to get out of there with your visitor. You have about one day until the various MIB show up at your doorstep. Your opposition doesn't want to create a big incident, so you won't see tanks coming down the street to take you down, but if you turn this into a big enough incident, that very well may happen. Your visitor is capable of some magic usage, but the passage cost her most of it and it will take a week for her to recover her skills fully. What's the plan and how are you going to escape, hide, and make sure the DOTR happens?

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

Roll for who gets sent over as your conduit, reroll characters and non-monster pages. The agencies don't know what species she is, and the moving truck can be used to transport her stealthily if she fits. The agencies will find out it's your house, and will do what they need to to prevent an alien invasion. Your opponents have somewhat more advanced technology than you've seen and have spies virtually everywhere, but are not all cooperative, as other agencies want her to be their specimen. She has a unique magical property that let her travel here that no other monster has had before. Don't mess this up.

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d38e5b No.390653

>>390651

It's not exactly hard to infiltrate an anonymous image board. Hell, I could be a CIA infiltrator. Wooooo, spooky.

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b955f0 No.390656

>>390653

Exactly, the fact that it's so easy guarantees that we're almost certainly constantly being monitored.

It also means there are Agents in the CIA fully dedicated to studying memes and are apparently even good at it. Nothing stopping them from manipulating the site with enough effort.

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d38e5b No.390690

>>390656

I feel as if we both know what you mean by "influencing the site," but you think it means way more than it actually does. A couple of trannies on a discord can influence an imageboard for christ's sake, it's not impressive.

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0421da No.390701

>>390690

Still makes it a honeypot though. Can you deny that? Hell, they could even make a new honeypot board, wouldn't be surprised if they already have.

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d38e5b No.390704

>>390701

Uh, I don't really see what this has to do with the men in black wanting to break my door down but being unable to because of laws but sure? They can bait people in to breaking laws over anonymous image boards? I could make a honeypot board.

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File: 2d26a9de57fabd5⋯.jpg (119.64 KB,900x1053,100:117,__ana_coppola_itou_chika_i….jpg)

1fe818 No.345214 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

After a few weeks of planning, we're finally having our first /loli/ anime stream, and you guys are invited!

The stream will be this Sunday at 12pm EST.

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180318T16&p0=%3A&font=serif&csz=1 (for an easy way to tell when it starts)

https://cytu.be/r/TewiAnimeStream

I'll be streaming the videos from google drive, so you may need to run cytube's userscript in order to see it.

https://cytu.be/google_drive_userscript

For our first stream, I'll be airing Ichigo Mashimaro! A nice classic is good to start with, don't you think? There will be 12 episodes, 3 OVAs, and the 2 Encore OVAs (plus a four-minute short). 17 episodes in a row is quite the marathon, so I'll include a short break after episodes 6 and 12.

It'll be my first time running a stream, so I'm sure there may be some issues. Sorry in advance! I'll do my best to address them.

If it goes well, we can start doing these regularly. I'll accept any suggestions on what you'll like to see in the future. Perhaps we'll get a loli monster girl anime next time? That would be nice. So let's kick back and enjoy some comfy anime!

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e7c2dd No.392599

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e7c2dd No.392698

Got some Mahoujin for today!

Mahoujin Guruguru 22

https://mega.nz/#!ivwjzQAR!3Tc89lJCM2OFhVqHE13BbqXRwAXzxvNoFEfVIoxrQ1g

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e7c2dd No.392806

Got your daily right here!

Gochuumon wa Usagi desu Ka 2 10

https://mega.nz/#!KyIzFYjI!IQNSk9NFX-G6dMXgwuyy5hNwaqj_M904y-n6FWZ0kHg

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e7c2dd No.392938

After today, we'll put Mahoujin Guruguru on hiatus due to its length. On the plus side, we can bring back Floral Magician Mary Bell.

Mahoujin Guruguru 23

https://mega.nz/#!e6wz0Kha!u9JvOSmV1WtsBHJ5l9VeVQnXkihBsF0eM9yAUFme4OM

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e7c2dd No.392990

New thread finally up >>392989

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f5990e No.308288 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Past thread:

https://archive.is/3rslG

Thread where Reitia was revealed to us:

https://archive.is/wdJoE

Some of what we've learned thus far:

>some anon living in Veneto was worshiping a goddess for many years that he thought he had made the name up of up until he finally found out Reitia was a goddess that actually originated in his area among the ancient Venetic peoples and whose worship spread out among other alpine regions as well

>Reitia is a goddess of writing, awoos, love, women, quaccs, death, the moon and healing

>"Reitia's Key", the anchor-like symbol of Reitia, has historically been put inside an infinity symbol stanza of sorts

>Reitia might be related to the goddess Orthia, of whose alternate meanings include "She-Who-Causes-Erections", "She-Who-Safely-Rears-Children-After-Birth", and "She-Who-Heals-the-Sick"

>however, Reitia is probably not for sexual as it seems she is only able to bring others together rather than give love herself, causing her to be saddened by lewds

>Reitia is the most appropriate goddess to refer to as Mother Europa, making blonde hair coloring for her quite appropriate (she actually has been portrayed with blonde hair by her ancient worshipers)

>a united Italy was a mistake and Venetian Independence is necessary

>tatzelwurms and badaliscs are gud grills

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76ca5d No.390965

File: 72fb8a4b36a9976⋯.png (Spoiler Image,87.82 KB,1524x418,762:209,IMG_1649.PNG)

File: def13eccf7edab5⋯.png (Spoiler Image,861.48 KB,1080x1920,9:16,IMG_1650.PNG)

**You know, I found something to help me not be such a robot. I just find someone who's a complete pathetic cuck like Anthony Burch or this other guy and tell myself "at least i'm not this pathetic faggot".

Not a 100% workable thing like the whole learning to feel love bit, but I guess it's a step in the right direction. Kinda. Pics related.**

Anyway, any tips for effective meditation or should I work on visualization first?

Also, anything worth taking before bed to help get more vivid dreams?

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0e9870 No.391013

>>390965

>Also, anything worth taking before bed to help get more vivid dreams?

Apple cider vinegar and/or various cheeses. Also, pretty sure we're getting a new thread soon, so you might want to try asking again there.

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df2460 No.391773

>>390681

Seconding this. Partly because we're at two, partly because Reitia is now fairly established…. And partly because there were rumblings around ten months ago in this thread about seeing if Morrígan would be interested in us.

Curious as to if those anons had any results; a modern domain of Victory (which Morrígan would fit into nicely) would go well with the "unwavering hope" theme we have in our current Love and JUSTICE goddesses. Would also be useful to have one familiar with war prior to any 1776ing happens.

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0e9870 No.391879

>>391773

>And partly because there were rumblings around ten months ago in this thread about seeing if Morrígan would be interested in us.

We should find out more about her true nature, plus it'd be nice to find out more about Arachne after that one conversation an anon had with her.

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0e9870 No.392620

Alright, it's decided that the next thread is the /monster/ Pantheon Thread, but what should be in the OP, aside from the archives of the past Reitia threads and so forth?

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504f72 No.357194 [Open thread]

You are reborn in a cyberpunk future, like shadowrun but less dystopia n, so magic and robutts. Mara has given you the chance to pick a class and background. What Would You Do?

Here's mine:

>Be wizard

>Mad Alchemist dosh

>Summon an imp by the time I was a shota

>she rapes me unconcious

>sometimes with other imps she calls in

>years go by until I finally think of something

>have to wear a chastity belt to get anything done

>she learned to pick locks

>I'm locked in the bathroom

send help

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170dab No.389851

>make robots for a living

>have a gargoyle gf

>robots and gargoyle don't get along

>gargoyle always awake because of smog

>chaos

Does anyone have any good cyberpunk music

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89529e No.389966

> be a Decker

> Swapping data for magicians everywhere so their rituals backfire

> Teach them to think they are so superior cause they have flashy hand

> Most of them are summoning rituals

> The protection provided was not enough

> A spike in the amount of relation ships in the area

> Another Decker sells me out and pin the data changes on me

> Expected to burnt to a crisp

> Instead I am thanked for the upturn in relationships

This was not supposed to happen, I wanted them to suffer. Now they all have families and I am alone except for the AI that helped me get into the data vaults, cept now she is looking at me funny.

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11e327 No.389985

>>357194

This world needs a /monster/ equivalent to a Blade Runner

>Private Detective, work with the local PD

>Partner is a Cupid

>Our job is to hunt down robots

>not the literal kind, the /r9k/ kind

>a lot of them get so lost in their autism that even in this world they’re still NEET virgins

>It’s unfortunate (and frustrating for the local monster population)

>Proactive dating takes care of most of them, we only get called in for the toughest cases

>when word of one turns up, we pull a two-part job

>I track down the poor sap, figure out where he lives, shops, etc.

>once the target’s located, my partner snipes him with the lead arrows

>If he tries to make a break for it or gets violent, or if there isn’t a clear shot, I always have my revolver ready as plan B with a cylinder full of demon silver bullets. Once he’s on the ground my partner can stick him without issue

>after that, our job is basically done. The arrow makes even the toughest, most Jaded NEET desire companionship, and venture into the outside world.

>So we go back to the PD, collect our reward, I go home and give my Cupid partner/wife a celebratory dickingbreak out the victory whiskey.

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fdc4d3 No.389997

File: e857281a99dd1ae⋯.jpeg (198.72 KB,1000x1300,10:13,Houtengeki_jiang-shi.jpeg)

Well, if Mara is sponsoring me… I'd be a rigger. The best driver in the world. Ain't a car, boat, chopper or rocket I can't ride. And tons upon tons of drones. And spider tanks. You can't have cyberpunk without spider tanks. I'd fix a nice place for me and my waifu to live. Maybe a large, outfitted van, with kitchen, bathroom, bed and workshop. Now, speaking as someone who plays Shadowrun fairly often, it would be best if the waifu was a decker and could protect my shit from evil hackers. But, eh, I'll take it in stride. We'd take some odd jobs, visit diners all over the world, sleep in the van. Watch the rain through the glass, cuddling in bed, just us and the ambient noise.

Oh man, I wouldn't mind isekai-ing to a MGE cyberpunk world with all the cool tech. If I could be reborn as the son of a gremlin, with my mothers brain and a reaction time like no other.. I just want to be a good rigger. Or maybe the waifu would be a Gremlin herself… Hmm, difficult decisions. Well, it would have to happen first, and then we'll see who the lucky girl is.

Oh yeah, and I'd make Metal Gear real. Because why the fuck would I not want to be piloting a Metal Gear?

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776c2b No.390404

>Decker for local branch of Lone Star

>Carry small pocket pistol and have armored clothes

>Cyber dueled with a techno shaman kikimora

>Won

>Now living with Kiki who performs weird computer rituals and keeps the house spotless

>Regularly participate in runs against degenerate criminals and scum

>Happy, content, and living a worth while life

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e94146 No.389686 [Open thread]

Alright,lets move onto a game called scenes from a hat.

Y`all know the rules, anyways,here are a few examples of what you can expect on tonights show:

sidenote: someone pls draw r63 drew carey as minotaur behind a desk

Mentally handicapped mamono lord (ooga booga dicks good)

mushroom soup but with raging mushrooms

alp at a gay bar

hellhound security at a male only prison

things a kikimora should never talk about

main god phonecall logs

bad times to run away

A zombies 200 IQ moment

things elderly people shouldnt be doing

inappropriate things to say while raising a glass

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f87819 No.390249

>>389686

>Things a kikimora should never talk about

That one time I swept dust under the rug instead of vacuuming it up

>Inappropriate things to say wile raising a glass

>Lock eyes with the Kitsune across the table

This glass isn't the only thing being raised

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f87819 No.390252

>>390221

>manticore who talks like Dr Zeuss character

Please don't flee

or play dead and be a bore

I just want to rape you

cause I'm a manticore

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b18cb6 No.390254

>>390221

>bad billboard ads

alp vacums sucking, so you don't have to

>the edgiest monster girl

the anti lilim

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33b732 No.390286

>>389686

>Inappropriate things to say when raising a glass

“Here’s to everyone who took the antidote for the Manticore Venom in this Wine!”

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f87819 No.390287

>>390286

>venom

>being affected when drinking

oof

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File: 05d05e910bcba8c⋯.png (35.1 KB,474x752,237:376,guide.png)

File: 6203d5a139833b7⋯.pdf (340.04 KB,INT_CRC_INF_8870_E.pdf)

3d12b3 No.390018 [Open thread]

UN is trying to ban lolis again, this time they're trying to say anything that depicts something that looks like a child (e.g. loli) is child pornography. That includes, sculptures, drawings and a lot of other retarded shit.

You can, however, send them comments that will be publicly displayed in their website and can possibly be taken into consideration on the final draft.

>Why

Yes, the UN is famous for doing fuckall, but it still affects public opinion. If they do in fact put up the comments on their site without making it into a circlejerk, we might redpill some randoms on loli.

Worst case we just get our own "the difference between loli and child abuse" PDF to spread around.

>How

We just need to write a .word doc(because these types of fags always want the worst fucking file format), up to 5 pages long in English (only English, Spanish and French are accepted, meaning no nip comments for "some reason"). The comments should refer to a certain paragraph in specific, meaning you can't just send general statements.

After that you email the file to crc@ohchr.org until the 31st.

I plan on writing an initial draft before Wednesday, leaving it open for suggestions and corrections up until the 30th, then send it as is.

>What to throw in

Anything that helps our case.

As of yet I only have the denmark study that claims there's no positive correlation between "child porn cartoons" and actual child abuse and the japan vs UK child abuse statistics and how it connects to their stance on "drawn CP".

I'm not exactly a good writer either, so if anyone wants to take up that job I'm fine with it.

Also, this is meant to be a board project, so if you want to send your own personal comment, go ahead.

Second pic is the guidelines, if you open it with notepad you can get the original guidelines link at the bottom(ohchr.org/EN/HRBodies/CRC/Pages/DraftGuidelinesOPs.aspx), pdf is the UN draft.

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3d12b3 No.390023

>>390022

Read the spoiler, thread making was fucking up and the thread didn't show until I bumped another thread.

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1984d3 No.390033

File: bd43c9791690528⋯.jpg (33.52 KB,378x264,63:44,MagrittePipe.jpg)

There is an old French painting called "The Treachery of Images" that may be useful as a reference to make in any replies. Also it's French so the language is allowed. Yay.

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2b9f12 No.390093

File: 1d4ea11a8ebfee9⋯.png (704.21 KB,1292x1057,1292:1057,Ceci n'est pas une infante.png)

>>390033

over 100 hour on paint.

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2b9f12 No.390095

File: dc6c607e0e7c01b⋯.png (698.12 KB,1292x1057,1292:1057,Ceci n'est pas une enfant.png)

>>390093

Wrong translation and little details corrected.

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3d12b3 No.390245

File: 018e9d82f7b1c41⋯.png (617.13 KB,774x1000,387:500,018e9d82f7b1c41b63192c3659….png)

File: 5da1b72271eb9df⋯.pdf (71.48 KB,374-Article Text-1445-1-10….pdf)

These four points are the ones that attack anything from actual child abuse to fucking statues, so I'm going to be writing the reply to them in specific.

>61. Child pornography is defined in article 2 OPSC as “any representation of a child engaged in real or simulated explicit sexual activities, regardless of the means used, or any representation of the sexual parts of a child for primarily sexual purposes”. The qualification “by whatever means” reflects the broad range of material available in a variety of media, online and offline. It includes, inter alia: visual material such as photographs, movies, drawings and cartoons; audio representations; any digital media representation; live performances; written materials in print or online; and physical objects such as sculptures, toys, or ornaments.

>62. The Committee urges States parties to prohibit, by law, child sexual abuse material in any form. […]

>63. […] Such depictions contribute to normalising the sexualisation of children and fuels the demand of child sexual abuse material.

>64. Moreover, for the reasons explained in paragraph 63, any representation of the sexual parts of a child, including realistic images of the sexual organs of a child, for primarily sexual purposes falls under the definition of this offence. Where it may be complicated to establish with certainty if a representation is intended or used for “primarily sexual purposes”, the Committee deems it necessary to consider the context in which it is being used.

The TL;DR is that any and all depiction of a child in a sexual manner will invariably cause the abuse of actual children.

I'll start by saying that japan has really loose controversial laws on the depiction of children, (actual child pornography itself being legal up until 2014), but actual abuse (of both children and women) is virtually non-existent, whereas the UK, a country with really strict laws with regards to fictional sexual depictions of children, has a huge problem with minor abuse, having way more child abuse cases than Japan, despite having almost half of the population. Maybe even mentioning Australia, since Australia is autistic to the point where porn of an adult with DFC is considered childPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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7ccc1c No.380200 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Welcome back to Monster Wrestling Entertainment! (MWE)

Before the (((commercial break))) we saw the Salamander Frankie and her childhood friend David enroll and get accepted into the wrestling league known as Monster Mania: A tag team division that allows human men to participate alongside monsters.

They met friends along the way, such as the "twin" cousin raiju, Emma and Tessa, who also enrolled - and after some struggles managed to weasel their way into Monster Mania as their own team!

Just as Monster Mania was announced, the evil mummy queen of the dead, Temet the Timeless interrupted the promo! She took the two Belts of Immortality, said to be too powerful for any one mortal, for herself!

Now the wrestlers of MWE must duke it out and get to the top to face off against Temet and win the belts or else the world will fall into darkness!

If you want to catch up on the re-run then see it here: >>366381

The first match is going to be starting soon! Get your dice ready!

<For those who are joining now, the rules are fairly simple, I do a mixture of multiple choice as well as 1d20 rolls to determine outcomes. I like to think I'm fairly lax on the rules - meaning suggestions usually make it in and you can pretty much roll the dice on anything if you choose.

<I'm still experimenting on it really, but the basics are: during matches you must roll for every vote to determine a few things.

<Your roll can determine the outcome of the match, the amount of enjoyment the audience get from the match and a few other secrets.I'm still experimenting to try and keep this exciting so please be patient with me.

<Outside of matches differ slightly, but the rules are generally the same.

<The only difference now is that I might be implementing a time limit of about two days for voting overall so I can keep this CYOA on a semi steady roll.

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7ccc1c No.389796

Months later MWE was still popular, showing Monster Mania reruns here and there as new matches played every Monday and Friday. Emma and Tessa had managed to protect their title since then, butting heads with both tag teams Poison and the Freedom Fighters as part of their kayfabe rivalry.

The reality of it was Frankie and David were enjoying hamming it up with them every opportunity they had while Hemlock and Ipecac desperately wanted a shot at earning the tag team belts. Behind the curtain it was all friendly competition.

Alone, neither Emma or Tessa would stand a chance but they always had each others backs; even when it was a one-on-one match one would interfere if it was going south.

Emma decided to move in with her cousin, which meant moving in with the Wendys, too. Tessa was surprised to learn that there had been two of them all along. She never could figure out how they managed to pull it off.

“I guess wurms are smarter than they let on!” Emma suggested.

“I doubt it. I bet one of them worked the third shift while the other slept.” Tessa retorted.

“Shush you guys! We’re watching the last match of Monster Mania! Oooh! Look, look, Wendi!” Wendy cheered, pointing at the tv. The Shock Mistress had just leapt from the turnbuckle and bowled over the mummy on her partner’s shoulders.

Wendi let out a laugh, “Serves her right!”

“Gosh, Wendi… I wish I could get their autographs someday.” Wendy sighed, watching as the match wrapped up.

“I wish I could get Lady Kamas’s autograph…” Wendi growned.

Emma looked to Tessa, who glared back at her.

“Don’t you even think about it,” She hissed, “If they don’t know who it is by now they never will and I’m not about to have them waking me up every hour to ask me stupid shit.”

After a moment the two raiju began to laugh as the twin wurms finished the rerun.

<Quad post!

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7ccc1c No.389797

Frankie and David married over the summer, inviting all of the wrestlers to the wedding. It was even televised as an MWE exclusive event and spared no expenses. Emma was of course the Maid of Honor and much to everyone’s surprise she was quite good at it.

“You ever think you picked the wrong career?” Frankie had asked her as the final adjustments to her wedding dress were being made.

Emma shook her head, “Never. I may be alright at this - and not to brag, but I’m one of the champions now!”

“Ha! Not for long, David and I’ll take you down one day!” Frankie shot back, flexing her arms, nearly tearing the seams of her dress.

“Hey, muscleheads, Bridal March is on in five.” Tessa said, poking her head around the door.

The ceremony was going off without a hitch, although the attendants looks comically colorful, David thought. All of them were wearing suits and dresses over their wrestling costumes. Jacob McLeary insisted on it since this was all being broadcasted live. It was what Frankie had wanted, oddly enough. She and David as well as the groomsmen and the bridesmaids were the only ones not in costume to his knowledge. They included Reggie, Mitch and Uncle Paul. Tessa was made the Best Man much to everyone’s amusement, especially the two Wendys on the bridesmaids side with Megan, Frankie and David’s manager. Emma stood proudly at the head, keeping the two wurms in line.

David waited at the altar, sweating as the Bridal March began. Finally, his bride had entered with none other than Jacob McLeary marching her up the aisle.

Thankfully he had toned down his usual behavior enough to get her to the altar without incident. David took Francine’s hand and they went on together to give their vows.

When they got to their ‘I do’s’ and kissed, the whole room went wild, the wrestlers throwing anything their could get their hands on, confetti, rice, each other.

David looked at his now wife and partner, who grinned at him mischievously.

“Let’s get in on this!” She said, handing him his mask.

“Where were you even hiding that?” He asked as he put it on. Frankie winked at him and ripped off her dress to rPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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b06f5e No.389807

>>389797

That. Was. Awesome.

I’ve never been a fan of wrestling but that was great. I loved it. Happy endings for everyone.

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e40b29 No.389809

File: 4d81b991638a4e8⋯.jpg (20.06 KB,292x257,292:257,kaiokek.jpg)

>>389797

>If they don’t know who it is by now they never will and I’m not about to have them waking me up every hour to ask me stupid shit

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7ccc1c No.389936

>>389807

<I'm glad you like it, anon!

>>389809

Good to know some of my jokes land

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