/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

>>277963

It's a bit of both.

>>277958

More like he gravitates to whatever attracts easy sluts. If anthro pigs with curly dicks were more popular I'm sure he'd play that instead.

>>277954

anyone still got the photos of this faggot's face he posted online in some stupid furry community? he's exactly like Linkara (down to the BBC fetish) but with longer hair.

>>277990

What the fuck. There's something about shabby white dudes having a BBC fetish. I also laughed so loud to the point I woke my neighbors up so. Thanks

>>277854

I like everybody.

Does anyone here own a dick eicon? I'd love to make one for my character but I can never find a good image.

>>277854

Let me give you my own experience of making a Native American character. I went with the idea of a spirit guide/dream-walker (which are some real mythos from various tribes). There was even some opportunity for different beast forms in these dream states such as elk, bear, etc.

He got little play on the best days and generally none. I decided to give up after running into too many people who thought the character was amazing but we'd never get a scene off the ground.

>>277880

Just steal some from SDLFRP

>>277854

Only as shemales, generally. Males tend to automatically provoke the thought "rice dick" and the memes are too strong for anything to overcome that first chuckle. Shemales DEFINITELY can play to that "exotic" or "aesthetic" stuff though.

Huge fuckin' eicons

Speaking of unsuccessful profiles. I'll just leave this here. It's a bit niche but whatever.

https://www.f-list.net/c/piggish/

>>269785

All but like two of the profiles I've made out of like, a hundred over the years have been terribly fucking unsuccessful because they were either blues, made for a specific play or, according to the opinions of the worthless fucks at /erp/ lounge, are written in a way that makes me look like a super scary super srs roleplayer.

I find it really distressing to make characters in a vaccuum instead of bouncing off of someone else's profile/ad and I don't like hubs either so I'm mostly stuck in this cycle of making characters to approach the randos I like, getting told off/being too scared to do it, scrap character, repeat. I don't put anything more niche than rape or 14-17 yo girls in my kinks but that doesn't seem to help

tl;dr JUST

>>276125

I never thought about it and now I can clearly tell Billy smells like a barn.

>>277571

Rebecca is too precious to hang around that fucking hillbilly smh

Hoo boy, where do I begin…

>Extra body parts

Yes, it has happened on extremely rare occasions in real life, but let's be honest: the results aren't harmonious, let alone functional. Somebody with a fully-working set of extra arms is not "impossible" but is definitely in the "don't hold your breath for this one" category.

>Hyper endowments

We're talking dicks that'd make a man pass out before getting half-hard, and tits that would snap a woman in half. I don't care. I love it.

>Clone hivemind

In other words, existing in many places at the same time. How does this work? Fuck if I know. But I somehow find it hot that someone could, say, have sex in the bedroom, take a shower accompanied with themselves, go shopping, and play video games simultaneously without missing a beat.

Anything to deal with a tiny bit of size-growth/shrinking or even breast/butt growth. If you try to do any of this in 'moderation' say making a-cups become Ds then you will be inundated with people who just want to do the extreme and nothing else. The 'uhhh THICKER!' meme is too real.

>>277415

The fuck is this trash?

I want someone who will roleplay going on a date with me (my character is 18f) and having lots of fun while we do stuff and then holding my hand for a while

Afterwards we can have sex or even just fool around

Is it bad that I get uncontrollable aroused by the idea of being used and a sues by gutter skanks?

Back in my day we all hung out in the arena and death stadium. One of thoses places might still exists though so idk

I've gone to Titty Tavern, what do you guys dislike about it? I do feel something is awfully wrong with it, I just cannot pinpoin it. I can't tell if it is too cliquey, too attention-whorish, or too focused in females.

>>276539

Titty Tavern suffered the same fate as most other medium-sized rooms with self-traction: most of its userbase spends its time shitposting and memelording in-jokes with one another, and if you didn't make it into the clique at the beginning, then whatever you say or do gets openly ignored.

Imagine a group DM chat on Discord except any random bloke can show up at will, you don't like it but you have to put up with it, so you solve the problem by talking to only your friends, and pretending everyone else doesn't exist. That's what Titty Tavern is.

>>161134

>It was like getting approached by a greasy old man in a white van waving candy at you.

This is my fetish tbh

So here are some of the rooms I'm into that I enjoy hanging out in.

Nasty Shemale - First off, let me state my bias and say I have a bunch of friends in this room and am one of the many mods there. Anyways, this is a room that is active all times of the day, but the RP in room ranges from dirty cute posting all the way to actual RP. There are thematic trends in this room, right now I think were still in a busty boy phase.

Den of Depravity - Same sort of deal as the last room just without the mod status for me. I've found a lot of cool people in this place for private stuff, but the room itself is mostly a mixture of lewd posting and some light RP here and there. Has a decent amount of activity.

The other rooms I poke my head into are canon rooms, but the Touhou, Persona, and Danganronpa rooms seem to work for me.

I'd avoid Forced Breeding, has some of the most uptight rules, is not really an active room any more, and the mods there enforce "tumblr politics". Not worth the time, imo.

>>277220

Find more nocturnal kinksters. They exist. I exist.

>>277222

Did you just call yourself a kinkster?

>>277220

>>277326

schedule your play ahead of time for days you have off work, then wake up at 9am on those days and play around that time. It will be a more convenient time for your partner that way.

this is what I do for my partners who are 8+ hours ahead of me and it's a good system.

Is all the Attila/Altera hype dead or something? There used to be a ton of them but now pretty much all the profiles are abandoned

>>237033

Because Alteras are a weird Nasu thing where he put his own spin on the historical legend entirely and people can't be assed to actually think it through as far as character goes. It's also hard to meme beyond "LMAO PHOTON RAY XD"

>>236888

Do you have any idea how alters work? No it's not just invert their color scheme and flip their alignment, in case that's what you thought.

>>266476

What kind of character/characters you play? It'll be easier to advise if we know what we're working with.

>>270504

tfw making a DILF and MILF snuffstar couple profile.

>>234828

>Is it just me or does every person I try to typefuck rape with always *That* guy

Can someone please translate this sentence into English?

>>270604

In TTG culture, That Guy is usually the subject of complaints. Eg, "That Guy who always rolls a dickass rogue and tries to steal from the party." "That Guy who always smells like ass and doesn't understand basic hygiene." "Hey /tg/, I just got kicked out of my group, was I really That Guy?"

I am not sure if that's what he means, or how it would be applicable, but that's the only That Guy I'm aware of.

>>270604

"That Guy" is an embarrassing asshole that no one wants to be around. >>270848 explains it great for tabletop. Anon is saying that every time they try to typefuck rape someone the other player is some sort of embarrassing asshole.

In my experience this is often the case but not always. It's hard to find people who rp as good victims.

>>236267

Or there is no point actually trying to fight back because everything results in an instant loss situation.

It's not the worst if it's long enough. But when all your struggles and attacks get devolved into something like.

>They power through your blows and do what they wanted to anyway

It's no fun. I just tried to scratch you with my nails what are you made of, metal?

Go get a job. Please.

>>273308

>using real life photos is creepy

>either steals art from online artists or pretends to be someone else's character

You can't win.

>>276171

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>>273172

Blatant hypocrisy is blatant.

AW SHUCKS THE CODING IS BORKED

time 2 face death via Raiden's feet

That was just to make people cringe more than they already prolly did from this thread

>>246923

Spoilers don't work across lines.

**Doing something like this

won't work.**

But putting two asterisks at the start and end of a single line will.

It just sucks to see /erp/ turn into a hookup board.

>>246967

Yea I can get what you mean. Although, granted, it seemed like most of the rest of the board was fairly active as far as actually posting that juicy smut there, I just haven't went around much

BUMP HAS ARRIVED if unrelated

What is your guys' favorite, most -sexy- part of MGS, whether a character or design or w/e

>>274950

>What is your guys' favorite, most -sexy- part of MGS, whether a character or design or w/e

The Metal Gears themselves

Just become one of the crazies yourself.

>>274676

I have not run into any crazies in my time on flist (about a year). Some people absolutely love playing with me, but they all leave me alone if I say I'm not feeling for it at the moment. A few people I've ditched because their play has went sour but those didn't end up as stalkers either. The only one that actually did throw a shitfit was on Discord, and if we didn't share a server a block would've ended it.

In general, flist staff KNOW they are working with a pot of crazy and the sites rules are written with protection from harassment in mind. They expect you to make active usage of the ignore button and are quick to banhammer anyone that decides to not let that stop them.

Thanks for your replies so far.

>>274680

>>274691

Lol fair.

Although she's the one who mentioned attending MY local con and asked if I wanted to hang out so I figured it would be fine since I'm not the one who asked. Especially since we were only RPing gen/ships and not doing ERP.

I'm bi but I purposely lead people to believe that I'm only into whatever they aren't because I'm too used to weird-ass straight dudes thinking that I'm obsessing about their penis 24/7. Only openly bi around people I trust now. Sucks…

>>274687

I avoid the "I HAVE SO MANY CRAZY EX-PARTNERS" thing yeah. I only mention this when I'm either anon or talking to very close friends.

Any sane people I've personally met who have crazy exes keep it on the down low. Anyone who's insanely vocal about how WRONGED and PERSECUTED they were has always been hiding vital details that make THEM the crazy ex in my experience.

I'm sure I sound like a hypocrite but there's a reason why I'm posting this anon and not waxing poetic on my profiles lol.

I have been on F-List 5 years and have been incredibly active, never had a real problem with crazies.

A few approached me over time, but you can always tell straight away that they're insane and I just tell them to go away or ignore them.

Beyond that I just had one guy who tried to circumvent the block through alt accounts, but I just ignored him on the spot 3 times and called staff each time, within a day motherfucker never tried again.

It isn't a problem whatsoever if you aren't a sub 100 IQ mongoloid or mentally ill yourself, which you seem to be.

>>227967

Not that anon but I'd fuck the one on the left god help me

New thread: >>243809

>>204428

that's a tranny

Is there anywhere decent for specifically lewd tabletop? Asking cause I can’t find anything stable on flist.

>>273317

High chances are you wouldn't complain about a shemale.

>>273318

Because a shememe makes sense if you just wanna slap a dick on a female

Nobody wants to fuck a tranny though

>>273317

Self insertion

>>268533

They're straight with extra steps.

And what >>268536 said.