Holy fuck. Holy. Fuck. Just wow. Meat of what happened on the good trip is in the last par. Rest sets up context.
Okay, so I've recently got back from a trip to LA. Weed is legal in that state.
It is not legal where I live. I know the dosages I'm going to mention will seem puny to any potheads on the forum, but this is literally the first time THC has (non-passively) entered my body.
Having never tried it before and having seen some people claim it helps them with hypnosis - and having always been very analytical - I thought why not. Better to try it somewhere where it's regulated, you have a fair idea of what you'll be getting and you don't have to worry about arrests/fines etc.
There were two things I wanted to try with it: hypnosis and gooning. I have zero interest in using weed socially for the same reason I tend to have nights out with friends that I can have a good time with and who is/isn't drinking alcohol isn't a consideration.
As I was staying in a fairly strict AirBnb, edibles seemed logical. As a newbie, you're encouraged to start low - 5mg. I did that, waited an hour (didn't want to be one of those idiots that got impatient!) then - after another half hour was exactly one of those idiots and took another five.
My body turned to cement. Moving my phone was like trying to bicep curl my personal record. Once I had the search engine open, I forgot what I was going to look for and stared at the screen for either two minutes or twenty. Then I fell asleep. Despite all my excitement and great plans, it just seemed waaay more appealing. Jerked off the following morning and it was incredible though.
The next attempt I took 5mg in the following morning. Felt relaxed but no more than a good trance. Jerking off still felt amazing.
Last night left before the (late) flight back. Death or glory. I took 15mg after some greasy food.
It started as a nice, thick warm wave that flowed over me. Then intensified. I felt like I could feel it filling up all my major arteries with this hot, thick stupor.
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