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File: 754a2aee7d98411⋯.gif (513.88 KB, 413x498, 413:498, 754a2aee7d9841176dda8b9dfe….gif)

 No.52442

Do you think those idiots are really going to get into Area 51? Is the army going to kill all 200k of them?

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 No.52445

File: 2eabcb7f30a1776⋯.png (30.32 KB, 825x243, 275:81, cnn cap.png)

>>52442

Do you think that our children are going to see photos of hundreds of thousands of grown men naruto running into a top secret military base?

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 No.52450

They're going to stop off at Area 420 and never make it to 51

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 No.52463

It's just another gone viral trend. Maybe a few dozen will show, it is unknown at this time

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 No.52464

The 5 or 6 that show up will be given a free ride back to their car.

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 No.52471

Even if 200,000 people really did show up, they would probably just lock everything down at best, start mass arresting people at worst. Maybe even shoot a few people. But theres no way in hell you would get any kind of footage of it unless someone went in, recorded, and managed to get out unmolested. The military would 100% use some kind of signal jamming device, if you even get service out there anyway.

But in reality, there will probably be like 20 people who actually show up, who willl go on to get arrested, shot, or just detained and brought back to their cars.

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 No.52472

They just need to close the roads 20 miles out. I doubt the 8 people who show up will walk that stretch

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 No.52481

Do they even do test flights there anymore?

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 No.52485

They will be abducted and used as free human bodies for experimentation.

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 No.52488

>>52481

This. It's likely that nothing has happened at Area 51 for a long time. Its probably just there to keep up appearances while the real site of alien experimentation and test flights are somewhere else now

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 No.52616

>>52442

If a handful show up: arrested or shot

If a few dozen show up, non lethal crowd control methods will be employed.

If thousands really show up to the base, Obama will be there to greet them in and show it's been close to abandoned for years.

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 No.52617

>>52616

Obama will initially be wearing a reptilian costume as a prank too.

There will be concerts by Billy Ray Cyrus, Papa Roach and Smash Mouth.

No booze though.

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 No.52619

File: f6ec2fe61ca4019⋯.gif (83.55 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Chern.Efoot.gif)

If anyone actually breached area 51 they would likely be contaminated by the lingering toxic waste and radiation produced by the experiments. It would be as if 200,000 civilians decided to storm the Chernobyl ruins without any hazmat suits because they're absolutely convinced there are priceless artifacts in the core that will give them super powers.

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 No.52620

People are going to show up, that's a fact. Over a million say they're going to do it, but of course the number's going to be drastically lower. That said, even if 99% of them were saying it in jest, that's still 10,000 people that are completely serious. Even if 99.9% of people were being facetious, it's 1,000 people that are guaranteed to show up.

YouTubers are going to capitalize on the event and probably set up fan meetings within a mile or two of the area. Celebs have already claimed they're going to be a part of it, when again in actuality it'll probably be a meet and greet at a local tourist attraction. At the very least there will be more people than usual in Nevada on the day.

I reckon on the day, anywhere between 2 - 5,000 people will show up. There will be warning shots from LMGs and other long-range high-capacity weapons, which is bound to scare off a few of the squeamish ones. Let's say a quarter only just realize the danger they're in and turn around. Now you have 1,500 - 3,750 left to breach the restricted area. At this point they will be forced to kill. A few at the front will be shot at, and I'll assume another quarter run off. That now leaves just 1,125 - 2,800 people to rush their way into the site. Now let's assume there's just 200 personnel and the number of people legitimately trying to storm Area 51 is the lowest estimate, 1,125. They'd only have to kill 5 people each, and it would be a decisive bloodbath against those who are largely unarmed.

For this to even remotely be a success, you'd need at least 50 - 100,000 people. And I don't think that'll happen. Because there's too many variables at play here. Worst case scenario this is the lead-in event for Bluebeam. It's unlikely they'll even find anything, considering it's well-known in /x/ circles that all the interesting shit got moved to Tonopah since too many people knew what Area 51 was. All they'll find are probably some jets and old computers that have long since been wiped clean of anything of worth.

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 No.52624

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>>52619

sounds familiar

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 No.52627

File: 6c1393a5b2f488a⋯.jpg (64.55 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 55925725_2290707394284311_….jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBtwrPrRdcY macron

announced his own space force

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 No.52641

>>52620

Most of the people that do show up are just going to set up a charcoal grill and bring out burgers, beer, and lots of weed.

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 No.52645

It's a government psy ops you dipshit, Area 51 has not only never been worth any value, it's quite literally just a military museum now that civilians can't get into.

Besides I doubt 200k people are going to buy plane tickets and rent cars just to go out to bumfuck Nebraska or whatever.

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 No.52650

Literally nobody is going to go. It's a dumb meme spread by dumb basement-dwelling losers who can barely muster the courage (and capital) to drive across the town, much less across the country into a government agency. Have any of these people even looked at a map? It's in one of the closest things you can get to "middle of nowhere" in the USA. Hundreds of miles from the nearest public airport, so all these chucklefucks would have to travel cross-country and then rent a car and drive the remaining distance. That said, it's a fucking military base. There are perimeter fences and checkpoints MILES away from the sight of anything but empty desert. Even if a few people actually go there, they won't be able to get anywhere close. What are they going to do? Avoid the roads and try to drive across the sand…? They'll get twenty feet off the fucking asphalt before getting stuck.

I'd be willing to bet good money that absolutely nothing will happen.

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 No.52652

>>52471

It's called a video camera, not everything is cell phone based my friendly zoomer friend.

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 No.52733

>>52442

we can only hope..

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 No.52813

no one is gonna show up but if they do they have to get through the minefield first

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 No.52828

File: c53b85665c90ea8⋯.jpeg (78.88 KB, 1192x670, 596:335, Escaping Area 51.jpeg)

>>52650

Raid Area 51 fan art already happened.

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 No.52834

>>52442

But what if they do go?, and what if they do get cool shit?

I want cool shit too?

Dont you want cool /x/ tier cool shit?

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 No.52917

>>52620

>let's assume there's just 200 personnel

Considering that the event is known months in advance and the state likely wants to keep its aura of invincible power, that's an extremely low estimate.

They'll probably shut down the roads miles further out and have a couple thousand guys with less-than-lethal plastic bullets on hand, and tear gas for anyone that still tries to get closer so they can stop even large-scale breakthroughs and mass-arrest them, just in case.

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