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 No.2094605[Last 50 Posts]

OH NO NO NO NO!

‘Eisenhorn’ Series Based on ‘Warhammer 40,000’ in the Works From Frank Spotnitz

>“Eisenhorn,” a live-action series based on the “Warhammer 40,000” game and books is in the works. “The X-Files” exec producer Frank Spotnitz will be showrunner. His shingle, Big Light, has teamed with Games Workshop, which owns “Warhammer 40,000” to develop the property.

<Billed as a genre-bending sci-fi and fantasy series, “Eisenhorn” is set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe, where humankind teeters on the brink of annihilation. It will follow inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn and his band of investigators as they fight to thwart the schemes of aliens and heretics.

>“Warhammer 40,000” spans the eponymous war game, figures, and books. The series is based on novels written by New York Times bestselling author Dan Abnett (“Guardians of the Galaxy”), which were originally published in 2001 by Games Workshop imprint Black Library.

<“Gregor Eisenhorn is a relentless force in the dark future of the Warhammer universe: a destroyer of daemons and a purger of heretics, implacable, powerful and dedicated,” the author said. “But the appeal to me, from the moment I started writing him, was his complexity. He is not the simple, ruthless hero he appears to be.”

>Big Light Productions’ creative director, Emily Feller (“Trust Me”), will exec produce the series with Spotnitz. No broadcaster or platform is attached.

<“’Warhammer 40,000’ is steeped in rich and complex lore, with a myriad of traditions and stories that have accumulated over time in this thrilling and complex world, making it one of the most exciting properties to adapt for television audiences and the franchise’s loyal global fan base,” Spotnitz said. “There is nothing else like it on television.”

>A “Warhammer 40,000” animated series,dubbed “Angels of Death,” is also in the cards, with Richard Boylan directing.

https://archive.is/0FwRj

https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/warhammer-40000-series-eisenhorn-in-the-works-the-x-files-frank-spotnitz-1203270041

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 No.2094610

File: 224a27d3f20db71⋯.png (178.7 KB, 1148x514, 574:257, oh no no.png)

>>2094605

(((Frank Spotnitz)))

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 No.2094615

interesting

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 No.2094617

it will be hard to do it justice on a low budget

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 No.2094618

>>2094617

you honestly think a jew is going to do it justice on any budget???

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 No.2094621

Filmography

Medici: The Magnificent (2018–)

Ransom (2017–)

Medici: Masters of Florence (2016–)

The Indian Detective (2017)

The Man in the High Castle (2015–)

Crossing Lines (2015)

Transporter: The Series (2014)

Hunted (2012)

Strike Back: Project Dawn (2011)

Samurai Girl (2008)

The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)

A.M.P.E.D. (2007)

Night Stalker (2005–2006)

Robbery Homicide Division (2002–2003)

The Lone Gunmen (2001)

Harsh Realm (1999)

The X-Files: Fight the FutureInside the X-Files (1998)

The X-Files (1996–2002)

Millennium (1996)

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 No.2094627

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>>2094617

This was done by 1 guy

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSWAxTw0FAGxkkqmuroxMwN5LviaBosJ5

For some reason, all of it isn't in the playlist.

Embed is a combined version.

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 No.2094629

>>2094618

depends I guess, maybe he's really a fan

I guess i've become numb breh, they've pozzed everything anyway, in a way it's kinda sad for them if they produce this just so they can pozz it, they're better off not making it at all in my opinion, there's more power in a full denial than taking something like 40K and trying to crypto-pozz it

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 No.2094630

>>2094627

Helsreach is so good, it's amazing. I'm glad Richard was commissioned to do official animations for GW, here's to some good stuff in the future, also the Astartes animations on youtube are amazing.

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 No.2094632

>>2094627

This is video game cutscene tier.. The writing is hackneyed. The visual staging isn't imperial at all. He should study renaissance and romantic painting, or better yet Gustav Dore etchings. The music is shit, he should be using music from operas and oratorios. Fan films are never good.

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 No.2094633

>>2094632

You stupid fuck, I can't even begin with how retarded this comment is.

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 No.2094634

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>>2094632

I liked this one.

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 No.2094637

>tfw GW refused to publish Damnatus: Der Feind Im Innern, a faithful and unpozzed 40k film, but will happily let a jew shit all over their setting

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 No.2094638

File: 5ac3a4ad9a7cb8d⋯.png (335.15 KB, 439x622, 439:622, closer_celestine.png)

>>2094632

How else should 40K be filmed?

>>2094633

Why is his post retarded?

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 No.2094640

>>2094633

That's because I'm right and you have no argument.

>>2094638

>How else should 40K be filmed?

Operatically with fascistic aesthetics, imperial pomp, and baroque and romantic music.

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 No.2094641

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>>2094637

I found this, is there a better link?

Also, GW is notoriously money-grubbing, just ask >>>/tg/

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 No.2094642

>>2094638

It was made by one guy, the audio and writing is literally from an audiobook from the black library so the Richard didn't write it. How is the music bad? It's literally perfection for the scenes, you have monk prays for the chapter scene aboard the astartes vessel, you have grand orhestral type scores for the sprawling astartes ship entrances, you have a more gutteral gritty tone when they arrive at the city of Helsreach.

There is more but the retard post is hurting my head with how illinformed it is.

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 No.2094643

>>2094640

>Operatically

That's very vague.

>Iimperial pomp

What?

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 No.2094644

>>2094642

>babby can't handle criticism

Sorry your fan film you wasted years making is shit, bro.

>>2094643

And I'm sorry you don't know what words mean.

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 No.2094646

>>2094644

Hey Zach.

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 No.2094647

>>2094646

Hey retard.

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 No.2094648

badet

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 No.2094655

>>2094647

Have sex, incel.

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 No.2094657

>>2094655

Cure herpes, roastie.

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 No.2094674

>>2094605

Inb4 it gets WOKE

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 No.2094678

>>2094627

Wow this is cringy.

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 No.2094688

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>>2094632

>The visual staging isn't imperial at all.

What the hell is/would be imperial visual staging?

>>2094640

>and baroque and romantic music.

While I agree in principle, I think that some mild sonic/electronic undercurrents would be thematically appropriate. For example, the constant sinth undercurrent in vid related. The way it "opens up" at 1:20 and 1:56 reminds me of the imperium's glory and the magnificence of mankind achivments. Though, I would prefer it a subtle background to more "classical" (in the broadest terms) tracks.

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 No.2094703

>>2094674

bring on zoe quinn for executive producer

only in this time line

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 No.2094707

File: 33ed12b2103bffc⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1348x962, 674:481, dore.png)

>>2094688

>What the hell is/would be imperial visual staging?

Like I said, look at the Gustav Dore etchings. It's sweeping, operatic, detailed, not afraid to show the whole form at a distance contrasted starkly against a striking, broad vista giving off that "faustian" feeling of space unconquerable conquered still. It's often uniform and symmetrical, if asymmetrical then aesthetically so. Everything in the image relates to everything else.

In film it certainly isn't shaky cam crap, zero vistas or backgrounds, and a load of closeups like that shitty fan film.

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 No.2094709

>>2094605

Realistically, doing 40K as it is would piss off a lot of liberals because of "fascism" (A term completly devoid of meaning) and "appealing to the alt-right". While /pol/ would get buttmad about the large amount of non-whites the universe has (but to a lesser degree than liberals).

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 No.2094710

>>2094707

Also notice how Dore barely ever uses closeups, or over the shoulder shots, or waist up/bust shots. All these shitty pat film school shots have to be thrown out if you're making something imperial and operatic.

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 No.2094711

>Bing bing wahoo, muh plastic toys make me a real man!

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 No.2094715

>>2094707

>In film it certainly isn't shaky cam crap, zero vistas or backgrounds, and a load of closeups

Is >>2094634 to your liking then? It has a steady camera, pleanty of "cyberpunk" vistas, and only has a few closeups.

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 No.2094721

>>2094715

It's definitely better visually overall, I like all the pomp and circumstance porn, though it has some bad low angle shots which should be avoided. The music is dog shit. The script is bad too, the first commentor on the video is correct about the inquisitor character being a smarmy twit.

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 No.2094739

File: 0983923c8da4948⋯.jpg (157.61 KB, 408x482, 204:241, feminist ghostbusters sheb….jpg)

>>2094605

Here's your Eisenhorn, goy.

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 No.2094742

>>2094610

Spotnitz made based High Castle. If anyone should make future fascist fantasy, he is best choice. It could still be trash anyway.

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 No.2094752

>>2094709

For most of its history 40k had no nonwhites besides the White Scars chapter (space mongols) and that one nameless Catachan nigger. Relic started shoving them in with their video games, but even then, an accurate 40k portrayal would be 99% white humanity. We all know the tv series won't do this, though. Whites will be at most 50% of the humans, and every evil human will be white.

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 No.2094763

File: 8c171d6932d3f68⋯.png (441.9 KB, 484x494, 242:247, BVNG.png)

>>2094711

>BVNG BVNG WVAHOO, MVH MVRBLE STATVES MVKE ME A REVL MVN!

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 No.2094767

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>>2094710

Is Kurosawa's "The Hidden Fortress" operatic to you? Because there is both a close up and over the shoulder at 3:05 in this video.

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 No.2094774

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>>2094707

>in film it certainly isn't shaky cam crap

Then how would you film the war scenes? The beach scene from Saving Private Ryan uses shaky-cam rather realistically in my opinion. How could war scenes in 40K be filmed without such techniques? Would you go completely non-realistic? Wouldn't that completely change the tone of the universe?

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 No.2094776

>>2094657

Sell more bathwater, thot.

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 No.2094778

>>2094767

Kurosawa grew up in Imperial Japan and made war propaganda films in the early 40's, he definitely understood fascistic visual aesthetics.

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 No.2094779

>bing bing wahoo tv series

(ZACH)
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 No.2094781

>>2094637

You realize Damnatus leaked ages ago, right?

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 No.2094786

>>2094781

Yeah no shit? That's why I said "refused to publish" not "prevented". The point is that they didn't want to publish Damnatus but are apparently happy with this upcoming kike shit.

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 No.2094787

>>2094781

>Damnatus leaked ages ago

Link?

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 No.2094789

>>2094774

>he actually wants the camera gyrating everywhere instead of amazingly choreographed fight scenes

Does Jackie Chan use shaky cam in his fight scenes? No, he shows his whole body. Fred Astaire had a similar theory about his dancing, he set the camera back so every choreographed move could be seen. Shaky cam is for literal subhumans.

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 No.2094794

>>2094752

The only black skinned 'people' in WH40k should be the Salamanders. However they aren't black as in niggers, their skin turns black as part of their geneseed process taking root, considering its purpose is to with stand high temperatures. This is the only acceptable instance of any 'blacks' being in WH40k.

Don't even get me started with faggots trying to push women into being Space Marines, fuck that. The God Emperor of

MAN

Kind knew women would destroy the imperium, only men are compatible to be his angels.

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 No.2094796

>>2094789

But how would one convey the chaos, brutality, and entropy of "the fog of war" otherwise?

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 No.2094799

>>2094703

She's busy right now writing an Adams Family's comic for IDW

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 No.2094804

>>2094796

By having a mass of characters move chaotically, retard. Do you need the camera lens to start wetting with tears for sad scenes too before you can understand sadness? Does the camera need to skip and hop around for happy scenes before you understand the characters are happy? You realize the camera isn't a character right? It's not a documentary where the cameraman is part of the action. It's a film, the camera shouldn't have attention brought to it.

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 No.2094809

File: c4c5ae221768416⋯.jpg (39.42 KB, 321x352, 321:352, 195015b98fb8d3bfc7a939d78f….jpg)

>>2094763

since when did mark browse /tv/?

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 No.2094813

File: d51396578d65641⋯.jpg (70.22 KB, 720x960, 3:4, moderntg.jpg)

Only soyboys like 40k any more. Go play a real game.

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 No.2094821

File: 7aa4afb9de555fb⋯.png (908.72 KB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2094721

> the inquisitor character being a smarmy twit.

FUCK YOU

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 No.2094826

File: ac2bb12859e1895⋯.png (488.07 KB, 600x479, 600:479, fu.png)

>>2094821

LISTEN HERE DONTE U LIL FAGET

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 No.2094827

>>2094786

Yeah, and they did it because they had a real worry it would weaken their copyright thanks to certain provisions of German intellectual property laws.

>>2094787

Up on just about every public BT tracker.

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 No.2094861

>>2094774

You didn't see any of that stuff in old-school war movies.

>>2094779

epic XD

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 No.2094865

>black Emperor of Man

>womyn space marines in all chapters

>chaos cultists yelling "MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN"

Hype!

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 No.2094912

File: dbdeb4085969d4d⋯.jpg (160.6 KB, 866x600, 433:300, dbdeb4085969d4d3b41805ebaf….jpg)

>>2094865

>tfw this is what actually will happen.

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 No.2094920

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ENJOY YOUR CARTOON VERSION FAGGOTS

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 No.2095010

File: ebe7bdd5d0dea57⋯.png (518.37 KB, 1118x1004, 559:502, starship troopers-disguste….png)

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 No.2095065

File: 89e53a3b3fe32af⋯.jpg (18.05 KB, 207x255, 69:85, 1441742368596.jpg)

There's a lot of heresy here

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 No.2095161

File: d90df1bc7d37d58⋯.png (14.63 KB, 644x800, 161:200, d90df1bc7d37d585bb90c7bf89….png)

OMG YAY. I love Warhammer

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 No.2095242

>Tzeech is in charge of WH40K series

And in his true fashion he will change it into something twisted and unrecognizable void of all it's original meaning and substance.

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 No.2095555

File: 74a2e68a644ab03⋯.png (76.86 KB, 644x800, 161:200, Soyjak.png)

>>2095161

Thing poster does not like

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 No.2095617

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2094767

>Every Frame a Painting

You know, as 40K is so famously over the top, maybe a 40K movie would be served well to take Michael Bay's idea of taking basic blockbuster language and making it bigger.

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 No.2095636

File: 605ca99dcf82ae9⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1519x787, 1519:787, sargon_ectasy.png)

>>2094632

>This is video game cutscene tier

<mfw pedowood is so bad that the subpar vidya cutscenes from a decade ago beat modern pedowood

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 No.2095674

File: 944962d1570eed3⋯.png (56.25 KB, 843x903, 281:301, 4chan Buzzword Retort Guid….png)

>>2094710

>All these shitty pat film school shots

>pat film school shots

Did you make a typo? I can't tell what you're trying to say here.

>>2094821

No, FUCK YOU!

>>2094655

>>2094657

>>2094776

>Cuckchan-tier insults

Go back, both of you.

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 No.2095713

>>2095555

Wasted quads. Faggot.

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 No.2095796

File: 47b80cc006279cf⋯.mp4 (4.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Astrates - Part 1.mp4)

File: 8e8c2eeefa7d80f⋯.mp4 (9.85 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Astrates - Part 2.mp4)

This thing was done by one dude. In under 10 minutes he manages to create a more believable depiction of 40k than every employee of GW and Black Library combined in all this time, and a better action movie than anything Hollywood has shat out in the past 20 years.

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 No.2095797

File: 56aa076521baa98⋯.mp4 (6.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Astrates - Part 3.mp4)

>>2095796

As for Eisenhorn, it's written by Dan Abbnet, one of the "better" Black Library authors, or at least he used to be. The original trilogy is relatively pozz free, but later books feature a curvy (read: fat) Mary Sue redhead that is the best at everything and a self-insert of his screeching cunt of a feminist wife.

At least the God Emperor saw fit to curse the cuck with debilitating migraines so his creative output has sharply decreased over the years. Hopefully he kills himself soon.

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 No.2095800

File: 50ac8ecc1a20663⋯.mp4 (15.54 MB, 1204x548, 301:137, Astrates - Part 4.mp4)

>>2095797

Also, 40k has been steadily getting more and more pozzed as Black Library authors keep introducing more POCs and cunts, now there's also pronouns for Titans and shit like that.

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 No.2095801

File: b6fc57135c5e52b⋯.jpg (63.87 KB, 599x599, 1:1, 1457017870551.jpg)

>>2095800

>there's also pronouns for Titans

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 No.2095802

File: a0ab82070263517⋯.png (106.24 KB, 867x652, 867:652, 40k pronouns.png)

File: 79fe0e977b660a1⋯.png (96.24 KB, 274x379, 274:379, gav thropes the cuck.png)

>>2095801

Written by this cuck no less.

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 No.2095806

File: 2dd573aec4447ea⋯.jpg (224.24 KB, 579x818, 579:818, 2dd573aec4447ea8848ed83e66….jpg)

Not like they can ruin 40k more than GW and the Black Library already does.

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 No.2095808

>>2095674

>Cuckchan-tier insults

How can "Cure herpes" possibly be a a cuckchan tier insult when I invented it and premiered it right here on /tv/. It's a /tv/ tier insult. You're welcome!

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 No.2095812

File: 5c169695de9be5a⋯.jpg (125.88 KB, 728x768, 91:96, 1389450381838.jpg)

>>2095806

The fuck is that picture

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 No.2095813

File: 2badce2e50204fb⋯.jpg (697.6 KB, 1250x1000, 5:4, 1487536322864.jpg)

File: f4e6b8c717fe9c1⋯.png (119.29 KB, 402x564, 67:94, f4e6b8c717fe9c11a67798cdae….png)

>>2095812

A classic.

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 No.2096081

>>2095802

I once posted that picture on /co/. People defended the faggot saying 'who cares about made up alien words?' I had to explain to them that the character was human and the author was using real life tranny pronouns. /co/ couldn't tell the difference between science fiction aliens and real life SJW scum.

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 No.2096178

>>2095800

Holy shit that animation is amazing

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 No.2096326

File: 50fe222a56ae151⋯.png (266.85 KB, 480x511, 480:511, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2095161

DID YOU NOTICED HOW ITS SPELLING IS SIMILAR TO WEIMAR?? HA HA JUST A THOUGHT

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 No.2096468

File: 337132e1a68b2a2⋯.jpg (31.83 KB, 612x387, 68:43, good food.jpg)

>>2095800

>that webm

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 No.2096926

>>2094827

They gave up the same level of copyright control when they allowed a French dev to make a Space Hulk game because France and Germany both have author rights laws (anglo countries do not).

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 No.2096961

>>2096081

>posted that picture on /co/

>People defended the faggot

No surprise there. /co/ are some of biggest cuckolds out there. Everyone with a brain deemed Western comics and cartoons a lost cause and moved onto better things, but they're still there wallowing in their own feces.

Hell, half the reason comics went to shit is /co/'s attitude and liberal cuckoldry, desperately trying to keep their reputation as the friendliest board and taking it in the ass.

Also, daily reminder they're responsible for MLP faggots and for tumblr gaining a foothold on 4chan back in the day.

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 No.2096975

>Watching TV soys.

But why?

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 No.2097184

>>2096926

Dude I used to poast on the same forum as the creators of Damnatus, that was literally the short version of the reason GW gave them for not allowing them to distribute the movie (note that they had multiple screenings at their local hobby club, for the film crew and at forum meets).

One of the crew (he suspected a SFX guy) got their hands on a copy and published it later and he was quite glad GW didn't decide to sodomoize him in court over it.

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 No.2097250

File: 558e14fe8805dcd⋯.webm (501.52 KB, 640x360, 16:9, disgraceful2.webm)

>Eisenhorn

THIS FUCKING HERETIC?

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 No.2097253

>>2094742

>High Castle

Seasons 1 and 2 were amazing, season 3 got absolutely and mercilessly pozzed

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 No.2097281

Bequin's going to be played by a stronk black woman with shaved hair and she'll both singlehandedly break out eisenhorn when he's captured and fight off the Emperor's Children members during the events of the first book?

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 No.2097298

Why has pedowood been on a streak of stealing from vidya lately?

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 No.2097323

>>2097298

>lately

How old are you?

pedowood has been regularly making vidya movies since the 90s.

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 No.2097924

>>2097298

How is that relevant to this?

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 No.2098037

>>2097253

Really? i heard that in the end the writers wrote themselves into a corner and the axis ended up basically as the good guys. what really happened?

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 No.2100981

>>2095674

>>>/reddit/

seriously, get the fuck back there.

i'd swear you're getting your "facts" from KYM at this point.

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 No.2103069

Ave Imperator!

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 No.2103073

>>2097298

Warhammer 40k is inherently anti-degeneracy. That's what worries me about this adaptation.

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 No.2103172

>>2095802

>>2095801

>>2095800

Oh boy the rootless franchise wreckers are hard at work.

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 No.2106400

>>2094605

Protect me, oh Emperor

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 No.2106403

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Almost 100 posts, no one has posted this yet.

By the Emperor.

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 No.2106406

>>2098037

Watch and see. Season 3 just fucking sucks in every aspect compared to previous two plus it's completely pozzed. Characters get bastardized. One character is in the series JUST to participate in two gay french kissing scenes and nothing else. It's just plain terrible, MITHC should have ended at season 2.

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 No.2106408

Did't the poz posse already sink their diseased claws into 40k like 5 years ago?

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 No.2106409

>>2095808

It makes him mad so fuck details and claim everything is cuckchan and reddit!

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 No.2106422

>>2106408

Pretty much, though the early Eisenhorn books predate that. I genuinely have no idea how they plan to make a TV show focusing on a rather fanatical inquisitor.

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 No.2108401

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This exact flavor of sarcastic 80s British dystopianism has already been done right by Hollywood, vid related. There's a chance it could happen again.

>>2094640

>Operatically with fascistic aesthetics, imperial pomp, and baroque and romantic music.

>>2103073

>Warhammer 40k is inherently anti-degeneracy.

WH40K is completely ironic. Anyone who takes it seriously is the butt of the joke.

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 No.2108494

>>2108401

>WH40K is completely ironic

You have no idea what you are talking about. According to you warhammer has 650+ books of irony.

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 No.2108495

>>2108494

its obviously ironic you airwolfing fool the whole thing started as a prank

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 No.2108497

File: 107d88aa15f282e⋯.png (436.17 KB, 1056x7627, 1056:7627, grimderp.png)

>>2108494

>warhammer has 650+ books of irony

After a certain point, some of the Black Library stuff did lose the plot, yes.

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 No.2108504

>>2108495

>started

It started as heavy metal fantasy in space.

Do you believe heavy metal to be ironic ?

>>2108497

The very image you use distinctly says how much more serious it took itself over time.

Besides Black Library has a multitude of authors. Each writing in different style. Some outright breaking the lore.

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 No.2108508

>>2108504

>Do you believe heavy metal to be ironic?

Yes, obviously.

>how much more serious it took itself over time

Some of it. And the more po faced that part of it became in spite of its hilariously over-the-top tone, the stupider it got, leading to the problems today's 40K suffers from.

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 No.2108511

File: 1d884844eac9b75⋯.jpg (27.45 KB, 360x360, 1:1, high-purity-pure-iron-ingo….jpg)

>Do you believe heavy metal to be ironic?

I can't believe I missed that pun

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 No.2108533

>>2094605

>OH NO NO NO NO!

they made warhammer adventures. you know they'd been compromised.

personally the primaris was what drove me away.

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 No.2108541

>>2095802

shit…

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 No.2108543

>>2108508

Over the top does not automatically equal irony.

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 No.2108557

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 No.2111912

>>2094742

>>2097253

And season 4 was literally euthanizing the series, bot literally and also its own logic/story.

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 No.2111914

File: 7fe754ae8ebdcec⋯.png (198.42 KB, 395x273, 395:273, WE WUZ EMPRAHS.png)

Are you ready, /tv/?

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 No.2111923

File: d19d5e93a1569d4⋯.jpg (18.02 KB, 460x321, 460:321, 1570127921705.jpg)

>>2094605

>Frank Spotnitz

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 No.2111978

>>2094605

>Spotnitz

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 No.2112005

File: f90ded9f105a3e9⋯.webm (14.68 MB, 852x480, 71:40, WH40K Astartes (I-II-II).webm)

Somewhat related, but for some time, the Youtube channel Astartes, which made the Astartes CGI shorts, have been hacked, and Youtube havent done anything about it yet.

Fucking bullshit.

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 No.2112012

File: a0c540960161dbb⋯.webm (4.3 MB, 852x480, 71:40, WH40K - The birth of Slan….webm)

>>2112005

AAAAAND IT HAVE BEEN DELETED. FUCK YOUTUBE

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 No.2112013

>>2112005

I thought he had it back already.

Can't the guy make a new channel and ask the usual big names in the community to shill it?

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 No.2112017

How much poz do you think they'll inject into it?

It'll get one season and be cancelled. Fans of 40k won't like it and normalfags won't be interested.

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 No.2112034

>>2112005

how can fans make such kino and fuckhuug movie studios can't even make decent shit

proof that pedowood is a giant money laundering scheme

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 No.2112073

File: c2f5085300697a1⋯.png (433.01 KB, 800x600, 4:3, commissar_40k_imperial_gua….png)

And… WE'RE BACK!

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 No.2112075

File: b674ecb00557b66⋯.png (41.08 KB, 500x327, 500:327, warhammer _40K_over_your_h….png)

Inperidup btfo

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 No.2112093

>>2112075

If the Imperium is a criticism of fascism, how come they did nothing wrong?

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 No.2112100

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2112075

>muh fascism

Imagine reading some warhammer lore and taking that away from it. Also wouldn't the Necrons be more a suitable representation for this gay communist idea of fascism than the empire? Tbf I suppose it isn't any more cringe than the rightysoys that have to inject their h n racial politics into everything.

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 No.2112101

>>2112100

*non racial

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 No.2112104

>>2112075

>war consumes

Except the war their fighting is against literal fucking demon gods who turn people into bile

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 No.2112106

>>2112075

>yikes stop liking things sweetie thats FASCISM!!!

Also I've been noticing this a lot in the Warhammer circles, SJWs and leftists showing up crying about people liking le fascist empire and acting like that's an invasion of THEIR hobby. I blame Total Warhammer on bringing their attention to the setting.

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 No.2112225

>>2112100

>>2112104

The best part of the Imperium in Warhammer 40k is that every action, every doctrine, every policy they have is made with good reason. Name a doctrine and I'll explain why it's necessary for them.

>killing friendly soldiers so often

Chaos corrupts, and all it takes is one bad soldier to influence others and summon a daemon or something worse and cause even more deaths. If a soldier tampers with their weapon, it might not function, as few people know how it truly works, and if some measure of tampering is allowed, it will just go down a slippery slope

>long work hours for the average citizen, especially in a forge-world

The need is definitely there for mass-production in order to fuel the war

>endless war is bad!!!!

It's an endless war, yes, but against actual threats against all of humanity if not the universe

>xenophobia

Not counting the anthropomorphic mutants who are just barely acceptable and just close enough to be classified as a 'friendly' xeno, every other race basically either cares little for humanity or flat out wants everyone dead. Xenophobia is a precaution against forces who want everyone dead.

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 No.2112227

>>2112225

Honestly, all the justifications make the setting kind of lame. It'd be better if the Imperium was just a bunch of gigachads who went around comitting genocide for fun.

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 No.2112232

I bet all the characters are gonna be black trannies or some shit like that.

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 No.2112248

File: cc871d9b40895fe⋯.png (230.28 KB, 420x420, 1:1, Png.png)

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 No.2112251

>>2112227

They do that too though, that was the whole point of the great crusade.

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 No.2112253

>>2095800

Lol I remember the second book in the Dark Imperium series. The writer literally wrote a semi-disclaimer that he did not in any way think women were inferior fighters compared to men. That's how afriad he was over some imaginary backlash.

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 No.2112257

>>2112248

>wtf why would anyone want skulls in power armor to be edgy?

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 No.2112298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Maybe this is more /co/ related, but looks like Games Workshop is going full on making more media stuff based on 40K and Age of Smegma, by having in production multiple animations

>Night Lords animation

>Blood Angels animation, with the guy who did Hellsreach working on it

<Warhammer Adventures crap

Toughs?

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 No.2112965

>>2112298

Everything was brought down by that Warhammer Adventures shit. Also, I'd like to point out that Astartes blows out all of those animations.

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 No.2112967

>>2100981

I'm guessing some of your favorite words showed up there?

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 No.2113083

>>2112298

Amazing how even the pencil drawn "animations" looked better than the adventures animation.

Also they couldn't have chosen a more fitting song?

Looking forward to the night lords one.

also Death of Hope when

>>2112965

>Also, I'd like to point out that Astartes blows out all of those animations.

Is Astartes dead because of youtube shenanigans?

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 No.2113573

>>2106408

>diseased claws

YES!

YES!

LET IT FESTER!

>>2106408

>>2106408

>>2106408

>>2106408

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 No.2113612

File: f179867ef5c2fb5⋯.gif (3.58 MB, 400x300, 4:3, 1573965752560.gif)

Good news, everyone. Astartes Channel on Youtube have returned as normal.

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 No.2114399

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 No.2118625

>>2112012

you massive double nigger

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