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 No.29075

This is a /d/ version of the classic WyR game. In it, you post a WyR question for other anons to answer. I'll start: Would you rather be the trashy girl on the left, or the edgy goth on the right?

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 No.29077

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Would you rather get fucked by the futa or be the futa? And as a boy, girl, or futa yourself?

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 No.29080

>>29075

Edgy obviously, because in my heart I'm a chunni sperg.

>>29077

Be fuck by a futa as a futa. Mutual impregnation is a major fetish of mine.

Would you rather:

A: Be the sexiest man alive with rippling muscles and a magnum dong, but be totally asexual and get really annoyed by all the attention you get from men and women alike. Anybody you sleep with will be reduced to a drooling, gushing wreck but your libido is zilch and you can go your whole life without jacking off.

B: Be a weak, vulnerable, pretty boy in a world of ferocious hypersexual amazons with the sexual appetite of a frat boy, but be a total dom and can only get your fix if one of them takes pity on you and plays along...until they decide to throw you down and mating press you draining you of your sweet shota cum.

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 No.29082

File: d0df75c15bfc747⋯.png (209.27 KB, 463x484, 463:484, dragon sweat drop.png)

>>29080

If I'm thinking with my dick... I'd pick B because at some point you'd still get sum fucc

On the other hand, thinking like a quote-unquote man I'd choose A, because a healthy body encourages a healthy mind and it would solve half the problem of being a total macho (the other half being actually achieving something meaningful). Also there are loopholes, libido can be developed or reduced, and if you have romantic interest in someone you can still enjoy sex on your own only for romantic reasons...

I'm over thinking this shit, because I'm tired and running on fumes. Good night you weir/dos!

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 No.29085

>>29075 Edgy

>>29077 Totally fucked by the futa!

>>29080 well A because It would end with me being mildly annoyed instead of possibly totally unsatisfied...

Would you rather:

A) Be a drug addict who can only get their fix from a futa drug dealer who rapes you and takes advantage of you sexually for her payment, all your friends and family abandon you and the futa doesn't have any attachment to you at all.

B) Would you rather switch genders instantaneously every time a specific random person on the planet yawned, you may or may not ever meet this person and when they die you will be stuck the gender you were last. And each time you switch genders you become filled with lust to the point that you sexually assault the nearest opposite gendered person until you are satisfied.

C) Save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to......

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 No.29091

>>29080

A. I'd give up on liking sex to live a life of intrigue and adventure that being the sexiest man alive with essentially a superpower would inevitably bring. I'd shape world history with strategic addictive fucking.

>>29077

Assuming I'd be attractive, be the futa. I could start a successful cult if I were the only one. These threads put me in a /tg/ mindset.

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 No.29125

>>29077

>Would you rather get fucked by the futa or (correction) fuck the futa?

both

> as a boy, girl, or futa yourself

As a futa, best of both sexes

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 No.29140

>>29085

C. Money saved on car insurance is money that can be spent on vidya.

W.Y.R.

A. Become an eternally youthful and cute woman who can shuffle out of bed after a drunken bender and still look fabulous, but have guts closer to Malebolge than it is to any recognizable human digestive track. Constant, extreme bloating accompanied by uncontrollable gas that smells like a rotting corpse soaked in skunk spray and left to fester in the jungles of India. Your shits are of a size Nekomaru Nedai would envy and you go several times a day and trying to hold them in is like fighting off a pack of rabid wolves with a discount wiffle bat. Your stomach makes noises that can only be described as evil and will constantly distract you. If it's any consolation others won't notice unless you want them to.

B. Live in a world of thicc meaty bitches. A world where when we would say a woman has "impossibly huge tits leaking milk everywhere like bad hentai" they would say "she's a bit on the small side and should probably see a doctor about her low milk production." A world where a woman could have a massive squishy belly you can grab on to and then some can still be considered to be thin. A world where a woman could gain over a hundred pounds in a year and a competent doctor would give her a pat on the back for taking such good care of herself. You enter this world as a rail-thin lanklet woman whose body is about to acclimate to this new world.

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 No.29149

>>29140

>a rail-thin lanklet woman whose body is about to acclimate to this new world.

Obviously this one, cause

A) As a lesbian this would be awesome

B) There have to be SOME guys into normal girls

C) you can adjust by simply eating right, and being a cardio bunny.

Of course this is all assuming I'd want to be a woman at all. But whatever, it's a fantasy question.

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 No.29166

>>29149

I don't think you fully understood the scenario. The idea is that you would rapidly transform from a very skinny, tall woman into an enormous, squishy, bloated sow whose tits are bursting with milk. But in that world it would be totally normal and healthy to be that way.

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 No.29189

>>29166

>But in that world it would be totally normal and healthy to be that way.

I don't understand, what's the downside? You post option 'A' which is 100% terribad - and compare it to option 'B' which is basically paradise. W...were you attracted to the idea of option 'A' anon?

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 No.29190

>>29189

>In A you get to be hot forever. No makeup, no exercise, nothing. In B you will simply be average at best. Who knows, maybe people will think you're ugly or weird?

>In A you can choose if and when people notice anything. Gas up an entire theater and once it reaches critical mass you can flip the switch, clear the room, and get primo seats. In B all the seats are slightly too small because they have to accommodate men too and the other women make everything elbow-to-elbow crowded.

>In A you never have to worry about constipation or diarrhea ever again and every trip to the bathroom is a deeply satisfying experience compatible to a an expert massage. In B you have to stand there in the bathroom at the milking station several minutes at a time many times a day or else your tits will hurt like hell.

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 No.29192

Would you Rather:

A. Become an angelic giantess, around the height of a ten story building. Unfortunately, you are

incredibly submissive and naive, and are very emotional as well.

B. Become a tiny demoness, at around 10 inches tall. You are incredibly dominant, taking no orders

from anybody. Unfortunately, many people don't listen to you, much to your dismay.

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 No.29200

>>29192

A is just asking to be become some kind of a circus attraction and abused by your handlers. B can lead to a comparably normal life. Your small size would mean you could spy on people unnoticed and use their secrets to blackmail and dominate them. Do you get any demonic powers?

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 No.29208

>>29075

They look the fucking same (i.e. shit), but I'll choose goth over trash on principle.

>>29077

Get fucked by the futa as a girl/futa. Getting fucked as a guy is fine, but I'll take the opportunity to become a cute girl when I get the chance.

>>29080

Probably B. Not one for dom/sub, but at least sex would be satisfying.

>>29085

C. Being abandoned by everyone and being compelled to rape people aren't appealing. I don't even own a car.

>>29140

Disgusting.

>>29192

B. Minigirls a best.

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 No.29219

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File: 55545ab49fbf1a7⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1280x1762, 640:881, 1528087779802.png)

Would you rather

A: Become a totally normal girl...who just so happens to have a clit bigger than most cocks. It doesn't function as a penis, and you're still a proper vagina-and-uterus XX chromosomes woman, but you can still fuck other women with it and it's going to feel ahoge-tier good for you. Beware that while it's fine day-to-day so long as your clothes can accommodate it, it gets uncomfortably sensitive whenever you're horny and will have you moaning and squirming in public.

B: Be as you are now but have a yandere maid. You have no idea where she came from or how long she's been in your service, but she does all the standard maid things for free. It's just that she's more of your master than you are hers, and wants a *very* large family with you and she isn't taking no for an answer. If you think you can just hold her down or otherwise physically handle her be warned that she's MUCH stronger than she looks, certainly stronger than you.

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 No.29246

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>>29219

Anon, when you make this you shouldn't make one objectively better than the other. Of course fucking B. If you don't choose B you should remove yourself from reality. Just fucking zero sum yourself.

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 No.29254

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>>29219

Option B 99 times out of 100 if not 100 times out of 100

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 No.29266

>>29246

>>29254

>He doesn't want to be a real-life futa

>He doesn't want to fuck twinks in the ass with a giga-clit

>He wants to have his free will taken away by some Mexican chick who may or may not be a legal resident

>He wants to become a bitch boy drained of all his money by a SUV full of screeching kids who hate him

Fucking plebs, all of you.

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 No.29271

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>>29266

> doesn't want to be a real-life futa

That's not what a futa is, otherwise Hyenas would be futas

> doesn't want to fuck twinks in the ass with a giga-clit

Not really, there's no point of being a dickgirl if you can't have kids

>wants to have his free will taken away

There is no 100% assurance she can take over even if she's stronger

>some Mexican chick

Thinking all maids are Mexican is retarded, especially with the pic provided.

>who may or may not be a legal resident

Not my concern

>wants to become a bitch boy drained of all his money

Actually it would be interesting fighting for dominance. I'm not one to go down without a fight. Not to mention, that your 'drained of money' refers usually to those henpecked idiots who do not manage their money. Even if I was to not do so, a maid would know better.

>SUV

Since when do you need an SUV to have a family

>screeching kids who hate him

Do you not know what discipline is... christ try raising a kid before talking shit.

>

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 No.29272

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>>29266

>some Mexican chick who may or may not be a legal resident

Go back to /pol/. Just because Gookmoot wants to split 4chan doesn't mean you should come dump here.

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 No.29286

>>29219

A, i could see B bringing along a host of problems that i'd rather not deal with..

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 No.29298

You receive a basket containing

A: Free unlimited yogurt pretzels. The perfect blend of sweet, salty, and crunchy. The only catch is that if if you try to sell them or give them away too freely anybody else who eats them will have their IQ dipped to helmet-and-crayons level; you can share them with your friend if they're over though. Nothing weird, or scary, or sexual about it, just be careful you don't eat too much; the calories sneak up on you.

B: A catgirl. More like a kitten, really. The cutest goddamn thing on the planet. One look at her and you will develop a powerful urge to play dress-up and host tea parties. Take her somewhere and everybody will gush over her and form a massive line to take selfies with her. She'll grow up to be an amazonian lioness and have a promising career in both wrestling and bodybuilding. And will hold you like a teddy bear at night.

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 No.29307

>>29298

A is useful because you can send them to people you hate, but if your friends/family accidentally get their hands on it, it'll be a catastrophe.

B is much better and more interesting an option IMO.

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 No.29309

>>29219

Not taking "no" for an answer is one thing, but is B just possessive or actually murderous?

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 No.29376

Would you rather

A: Be an ultra-androgynous tomboy. You are about 6'2" (or 188 cm) tall and so lacking in any feminine features you are regularly mistaken for a man. If you fattened yourself up you could enhance your assets a bit, but you have a rocket-fast metabolism and can easily gain muscles most women need supplements for. Naturally you'd be a hardline lesbian who can't comprehend dicks in any kind of sexual way, which is good because guys find you repulsive to the point where if you put a gun to their head they'd rather die than fuck you. If you ever want to be a voice actor you can perfectly imitate the sound and tone of a young boy.

B: Be the sissiest twink to ever live. So short, thin, and light that any man who works out can pick you up and carry you. With a bit of makeup and a cute dress you'd be a trap so well-hidden that Admiral Ackbar couldn't spot you. You are so unabashedly, fabulously gay that you improve the fashion sense of everybody around you and it will overwhelm any animosity one might hold toward homosexuals; which is a good thing because guys will be all over you like flies to shit. The only problem is that the guys who want you are the fat, balding men straight out of a doujin. On the bright side you cum super easily from anal sex.

>>29309

>Murderous

She's yandere, doesn't that come with the territory?

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 No.29379

>>29376

A, easy. No real downsides, plus fast metabolism.

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 No.29381

>>29376

A, because I already am B

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 No.29385

File: f029a38c36f07bc⋯.png (87.03 KB, 1083x647, 1083:647, tomboys.png)

File: 399f12db6f28497⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 1680x2400, 7:10, muscled eyepatch qt.jpg)

>>29376

>Tomboy = Lesbian

>fitgrill = lesbian

Whoo-boy.

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 No.29399

Here's a non-sexual one.

Would you rather

A: Have your tastebuds rewired to love healthy food. Beer and cola become unspeakably foul, but spinach and broccoli become absolutely delightful. What other people would consider a drastic, austere diet a doctor might put upon a dangerously obese patient, you would consider to be an indulgent feast.

B: All anime, manga, LNs, and VNs no matter how obscure receive top-notch, uncensored, English translations within days. Anime dubs will always match the quality of the original acting (for better or worse,) manga is now drawn left-to-right like manhua, and LNs have a massive section at every bookstore.

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 No.29408

>>29399

>dubs

I know this is /d/, but do you really have to post disgusting stuff like this?

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 No.29413

>>29399

>A.

Already moving towards that direction.

>B.

No thanks.

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 No.29416

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>>29399

Since I'm already A, I choose B

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 No.29461

Would you rather:

A) be a furry?

B) be a futa?

C) be gay/a lesbian?

D) be without a gender(no pee pee's or woo woo's)

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 No.29465

>>29461

>B) be a futa

A and C would have to depend on the circumstance, and D I'm indifferent on.

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 No.29477

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>>29461

I'd be B) clearly, what board do you think you're on?

If option A) was a monster-girl/boy instead of furry I'd take it though.

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 No.29487

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d1)

>>29461

A tough choice

>A would let me be a beefy bara lion which would be badass, but it would probably be very difficult

>B would be hot assuming I'd have both parts and would be able to knock myself up

>C would be such a minuscule change and it's not like women want me anyways

>D would make me a medical freakshow and that sounds very uncomfortable

I'd probably go with C since I'm a pussy and don't like change.

Would you rather:

A: Live in a world where every woman has massive milky tits. If you go to an espresso bar or restaurant the barista/waitress will pull out her tits and let you help yourself to as much creamer as you want (and you can even drink from the tap if you give a big enough tip.) The catch is every woman has a Hank HIll-tier ass and the hips of a Malaysian schoolboy.

B: Live in a world where every woman has phat ass and breeding hips. Even prepubescent girls in this world will have nicer asses than porn stars in ours [/spoiler]you sick fucking bastard[/spoiler] and chicks give anal as easy as blowjobs. The catch is that C-cup tits would be considered hentai-tier big and as small as they are they still sag real fucking bad

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 No.30200

>>29487

I'd choose A

As a raging lesbian with a love of women no man would ever hope to recieve the idea of my waitress pulling her tits out for me gets me wetter than the Pacific.

Plus, there'd still be thighs, just no ass or hips, i can still experience two warm pillows one either side of my head as i eat a girl out so no biggy.

B i would not l cause i don't like oversized ass, the perfect ass is one with about the same size and squishyness of a larger B, smaller C cup boobs.

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 No.31661

I almost forgot this thread existed.

Would you rather

A: Be a 185 cm 150 kg woman who is physically incapable of losing any kind of weight, but have a drop-dead gorgeous, eternally youthful face that will make heads turn wherever you go. If you just take a selfie with nothing below the neck people will assume it's been Photoshoped by a magazine to look better.

B: Be a 165 cm 50 kg woman who will always be slim and spry no matter what you eat, but be ugly as sin no matter what you wear or how you groom yourself. A horny as hell >80 IQ Somali who just got drunk for the first time will take one look at you and immediately cross the street in a fit of fear and disgust.

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 No.31662

>>29190

>A)

<Constant, extreme bloating accompanied by uncontrollable gas that smells like a rotting corpse soaked in skunk spray and left to fester in the jungles of India

<Your shits are of a size Nekomaru Nedai would envy and you go several times a day and trying to hold them in is like fighting off a pack of rabid wolves with a discount wiffle bat

<Your stomach makes noises that can only be described as evil and will constantly distract you

Hey, whatever you're into dude, but why would you expect anyone else to pick 'nonstop, lifelong, digestive nightmare' over 'literally heaven'?

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 No.32829

Test

(USER WAS BANNED FOR NOT GOING TO >>>/test/ )
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 No.33705

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Would you rather…

A) have a loving and caring futa gf with gentle femdom with a massive dick and huge balls, and her dick will grow a little bit to reasonable limits over time the more you breed and love with her

B) have a strong, abusive, fate gf with even bigger, massive dick and balls from the get go who cant seem to get enough of your anus

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 No.33706

Some old prompts I had saved

>1

A: Be able to switch between being a cuntboy and dickgirl once a day, with the change taking about an hour, but be wholly unable to be "normal."

B: Get to make your waifu physically real and attracted to you, but she'll sound and act like a sassy black woman complete with "mm-mm"s and finger waving.

>2

A) Lose your balls (and thus your ability to get an erection), but live happily forever with a beautiful woman/futa who sexually satisfies you and all of your fetishes?

B) Remain intact, but never be able to have a successful relationship and initiating a sexual interaction with someone is rare and usually unsatisfying

>3

A: A ferocious Amazonian warrior strong enough to flip over cars without any hassle. Fortunately she has no intention of hurting you, in fact she thinks you're cuter than a basket of puppies cuddling together and will coddle and baby you in public; the only thing keeping people from laughing is fear. She's a goddess in the kitchen and makes barbecue that would make Gordan Ramsey cream himself in delight.

B: The closest thing there is to a human pillow. She's so warm and cuddly that she somehow SMELLS soft. She doesn't care if you're a trailer trash NEET or an aristocratic CEO, she doesn't expect any gifts and doesn't like going out on expensive dates, and she will never disparage or dismiss your hobbies. All she wants to do is feed you her warm, sweet milk and make sure you get a good night's sleep and naps as needed.

>4

A: Your waifu becomes real. Loses any magical powers/ most of her magical powers in the process but retains her holy 2d beauty somehow. You will meet her really soon, and if you manage to capture her attention she will surely become yours

B:ecome the waifu. You become some nice girls, or lads, Waifu and trip to that persons world with a reasonable background. But you dont get to choose your gender. (Yes you can become a futa). Again you need to find said person so go outside and socialize, it wont be hard.

C:(omputer) option. In the next coming weeks you will find an odd fashdrive attached to some peice of metal junk. Plugging it in it reveals itself as one of the first fully funktioning Ai programs. Will it love you? Sure of it? Does it know it loves you? Probably not its an ai not a magic machine. Teach it feelings anon.

D: You become a giant sentient spider.

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 No.33714

>>33705

Both are meant to be good or both are meant to be bad, anon!

>>33706

>1

People really be out here pickin they waifus for just their looks. Aint no board got time fo that shit *waves finger*

>2

So be ball-less but still sexually satisfiable, plus happy life, or nothing changes except the addition of occasional sex

A)

>3

<tfw switch

Prob B tho

>4

Solid prompt, apart from choice paralysis.

>C

Is it free and open source? If she is closed source, I might have to give the qt a coup de grace.

>D

Hazbin Hotel seems nice but not sure if I want to live there.

A or C

>>29298

Hard, but catgirl. but can you fug it eventually????

>>31661

>be attractive to some vs be attractive to none

Fat sucks, but there are worse fates for those searching for love

>>29487

Hard, probsably A for same benefit reason as >>30200

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 No.33759

>>29140

Absolutely B, not only because I am deeply revolted by my generally very pristine body already, but also for my love of thicc girls and lactation.

>>29219

B. I've always been into Yandere for the obsessive devotion, and my capacity to disarm or temper crazy.

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 No.33817

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Which would you prefer?

A: Women have absurdly puffy vulvas. They are noticeable even under clothes: either showing off a massive camel toe or bulging out as if they stuffed socks in their pants.

B: Women have absurdly long nipples. Maybe around 1~3 inches. It'll pretty much look like nipples are poking out of every woman's clothes. Optionally, you can apply this to clits too.

C. Puffy donut anuses, if that's your thing.

>>33706

>Futa/Cboy transform or black-acting waifu

The futa/cuntboy transformation. Genitals to play with in private and being able to experience either side is interesting in itself.

I'm having a difficult time imagining the latter, it's vague description and I assume the original personality is irrelevant.

>Castrated happily ever-after or permanent >tfwnogf loner

It's humiliating but an assured "live happily forever" is far better than never having any successful relationships.

Also, I'm pretty sure castration doesn't take away your ability to get hard but messes up your libido and hormones.

>Amazon or pillow (?)

I'm lacking a lot of information to be sure, probably B

>4

>tfw social coward

I think B is poorly spelled out. Become someone's waifu and go to their world? Maybe this one.

>>29487

At first, I was thinking A because milky titties, but B would would also imply the flattest of flat-chests…

>>29376

>Musclegirl-ish or weak fag

>6'2" >Muscular

A.

>>29219

I'll go with A.

Everybody seems to think the yandere won't be a control freak, keep you under house arrest or respect your will when you disagree with something. It's a shit personality archetype.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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 No.33818

>>33817

I'm not the infamous nipple-dude and not into horse-anus so I'll take A - puffy vulva and camel toes are obscenely hot

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 No.33829

Would you rather:

A: the female edit

B: the futa edit

C: the cummed on female edit

D: the cummed on futa edit

>>33817

A, although C probably makes it easier to wipe.

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 No.33846

>>33829

>Would you rather:

>A: the female edit

>B: the futa edit

>C: the cummed on female edit

>D: the cummed on futa edit

What?

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