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b90949  No.180764

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f4f22e  No.180765

File: a6ee3d54fcda430⋯.png (522.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dovey job.png)

Not surprised at all. Great job anon.

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f4f22e  No.180807

File: 67b6fc908f252ac⋯.jpg (72.89 KB, 579x409, 579:409, Untitled.jpg)

>not a whore

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f4f22e  No.180808

File: 49a2ad6ec4d6629⋯.jpg (17.3 KB, 583x133, 583:133, Untitled.jpg)

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8ec0cf  No.180818

>>180808

>as someone who's been considering making nsfw audios for a while now

Why don't you go ahead and do it then, Ashley?! It's not like your channel is blowing up or you're ever going to get a Reese's Cup sponsorship. You've got nice tits and a great voice. The audios were hot as fuck and high quality. What have you got to lose?

Your sisters already call you a whore and your nephew says Ashley is bad. They say you're making porn, but you're not, but you're still being found guilty of it regardless. It's like everyone who calls me a Nazi just because I don't want open borders and I didn't vote for Hillary. I'm not a Nazi, but if I'm going to be labeled one anyway, then I might as well go ahead and gas 6 million jews. :^)

Aside from the money potential, you'll expand your subs and views with the GWA and NSFW audience. I bet they would love to have you on GWA. That's a lot of extra income for something that every other girl is already doing.

tr;dr DO IT!

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8ec0cf  No.180819

>>180818

Also, you'll be able to put "Voice Actress" on your resume too, instead of YouTuber or ASMRtist, when you finally go to apply for that waitressing job at Cracker Barrel.

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59d8af  No.180821

File: 504515888bd5809⋯.png (36.38 KB, 891x345, 297:115, ERQlHAVWoAEUcjF.png)

File: 11d8ee7e70390bc⋯.png (8.08 KB, 371x103, 371:103, ERQlLr8XUAAAeFB.png)

>>180818

She needed this kick.

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8ec0cf  No.180823

File: f96f1eecbbf262a⋯.jpg (43.97 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>180821

Good. Hopefully she'll be inspired to unlock her true potential. Redditfags seem to agree. "It's totally worth it! Holy shit." It's good stuff. Everyone wants more. Now all she needs to do is master the downward camera angle and show off those big tits of hers. Buy a corset like Delicate Raindrops did. Start doing girlfriend sims and /hypno/ stuff and she might just get that Silver Play Button eventually.

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8ec0cf  No.180824

File: 4c79bb544748b7a⋯.jpg (48.55 KB, 400x200, 2:1, eyes of dovey.jpg)

I'm going to give Ashley a confidence boost here because she's walled and chubby competing against 20 year old camgirls and instagram models. Dove might be reluctant to put herself out there doing lewd stuff and audio porn. Check pic related. Dove has her eye makeup game and eye contact game on point. Would you fuck those eyes? I'd fuck those eyes. She can conceal her identity or appearance by shooting her videos just like this. You can't tell how old she is or how much she weighs. Go watch all of Lilium's videos and learn how to hypnotize and eye fuck all of your viewers.

You can tell by watching Dove's videos that she's good at editing and puts some effort into it, so she could easily pull this off. Ready? Read your script or NSFW audio. Edit it. Good. Now set your camera up to do the video and you can listen to the audio (for quality control) while eye fucking your camera to play along with what's being said in the audio, such as winks or eyebrow raises, etc. After that, combine your audio and video files for a final edit and publish. 100k subs in no time guaranteed.

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f2cbc1  No.180833

>>180821

>these made me feel really safe

woman detected

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8dd227  No.180838

>>180807

Really convenient way for her to test the waters with the lewd content. But hey, I'm not complaining.

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92a5bc  No.180857

>>180823

>lilium

Man it's rare you see an ASMRtits hit the wall as hard as her.

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f2cbc1  No.180862

File: 728ca44ea9b4344⋯.png (122.89 KB, 500x522, 250:261, wtc7.png)

>>180857

Every woman has an internal biological Jew that makes the call to say "pull it" at 30. It's a kind of bio 9/11.

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5455a0  No.180963

File: 1336cf3e5418af6⋯.jpg (80.33 KB, 1300x956, 325:239, RJD5FG.jpg)

>>180862

What? She's 30 years old? Shut it down.

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3b1811  No.180966

>>180862

>>180963

One of those bullshit e-celeb wiki websites says she's 32. That seems a little high to me (she started 8 years ago, so she would've been 24, and she didn't look that old at all) but I could buy that she started at 22, although even that seems a little high. If I had to guess I'd sooner place her in her late 20s than early 30s.

Unfortunately we're right around the time now where all the first/second wave of ASMR channels are crashing headfirst into the wall. The big clump of channels that started 8-10 years ago are all passing through their late 20s into their early-mid 30s.

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5455a0  No.180967

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5da265  No.182643

>33

I was thinking the other day how she blew this opportunity OP gave her since she did nothing with it. Question is, realistically speaking, at 33 can she make a recovery and become a wife/mother or is that too late? If she lost weight, removed the mole, and dropped the lefty sjw mentality shed be decent

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ea90f0  No.183005

she's got some new onlyfans stuff. anyone have it?

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f4f22e  No.183012

File: ef031a3f1a04b77⋯.jpg (64.91 KB, 579x456, 193:152, Untitled.jpg)

File: c783da845f4fa56⋯.jpg (173.12 KB, 577x705, 577:705, 12.jpg)

This is the same energy she pushes through her videos. No wonder no one wants to watch this fat whiny hog. the second pic is her uncensored OnlyFans

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f4f22e  No.183544

What a salty feminist cunt. Don't worry, he wasn't talking about obese hogs like you.

https://twitter.com/DoveyASMR/status/1253100419804532736

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4a3a8a  No.183546

File: a556d891284d411⋯.png (45.7 KB, 586x455, 586:455, Capture.PNG)

>>183544

Reminder, Miss Dovey, you SLOBBER on a microphone for thousands of incels as a profession. Someday, all of those patrons will leave you. You should have empathized with your friend instead of name calling, even if in jest, still bad taste. The one guy that replied to you understands. Haven't you felt the rage before, Dovey? You don't have the youth of Gracie K or the beauty of Cupcake. You don't have epic tits like Jynx. You don't have Anastasia's talent or Seafoam's lovable personality. You'll never get a Silver Play Button and you know that's why. You're a fat, lonely, walled, 30-something, mother of cats pushing a buggy full of Mt Dew and Hot Pockets around Walmart. As you waddle down the aisles, men aren't looking at you. "Hey, Chad. Check out that hot gelatinous blob of roastie pussy and expired eggs. I bet she's a feminist too. Really gets my motor revved, if you know what I mean. Hnnng." No. A woman like Pelagea walks into the room though and it's like a vacuum sucked all of the attention out of the area in a 5 mile radius. You could be on fire and nobody would even notice. Hell, you might as well not even exist when competing at that level. Hasn't that ever made you angry, Ashley? Surely it has. I bet you've dealt with that envy and rage your entire life. You know that feeling too. Your day is coming soon where men no longer give a fuck about you. Just some food for (thot) thought.

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f4f22e  No.183547

>>183546

Great post anon. I'm sending her a screencap as we speak. Expect more twitter chimping.

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f4f22e  No.183549

File: 81e04c123eb19c8⋯.jpg (94.91 KB, 615x733, 615:733, Untitled.jpg)

>>183546

Told you lol. Damn she's fast.

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8e166b  No.183550

To think I felt sorry for this fat bitch when this thread popped up. Ive wondered why she remained stagnant after doing this shit for years, thanks to you two I understand why. "Incels" really, the incels are in your twitter feed complimenting your disgusting self loathing, supporting your patreon, and liking your pictures. Its funny that you mock the group of people that still support you

Its time for a reality check, the fact that you befriended a patreon cuck, had many conversations with him and dropped him after one comment, is hilarious and should give you an understanding as to why noone talks to you. Youre 30+ with no partner or child. Lose weight, seek therapy, get rid off your disgusting cats, and reconnect with your family. If that doesnt work, you can always contract the chink virus

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37559a  No.183562

I see Dovey ASMR as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this… thing… and that's what Dovey ASMR is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"… by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Dovey ASMR does it for me.

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f2cbc1  No.183594

>>183562

I'll have what he's having.

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94a402  No.183598

You guys are so sad please fuck off and die all of you morons who post here. You all need to get help your life's are just sad, exercise, take a walk do something get a girlfriend make an asmr channel lol just stop posting here and obsessing over me okay lol ; )

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4f0d05  No.183606

>>183598

>Calling us sad and telling us to excercise.

>Obsessed over some retarded patreon drama that is most likely fake to milk simp attention.

>Can't even stick to keto cause she's too addicted to stuffing her fat piehole with the carb and sugar jews.

Top lel. Between Lauren's breakdown and Dovey's autism the end of the month is shaping up to be pretty entertaining. Wish all my twitter sockpuppets weren't banned or I would join in the fun.

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407001  No.183608

File: 2d682a662262280⋯.mp4 (4.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Corona_Chan_Dances_with_Cr….mp4)

>>183606

I can't wait for all of these girls to start having nervous breakdowns soon.

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1cf4c1  No.183627

>>183606

How the fuck can you not stick to a meme diet??? Isnt it just meat and rice like how desperate and fucked in the head do you have to be not to follow a retard proof "diet"

So whats going on, why are these idiots having "mental breakdowns"? If only they knew how neets from here live their lives they wouldnt be able to handle it lmao

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407001  No.183637

>>183627

>meme diets

Paleo is just meat and veg. Avoid carbs, less than 20-50 grams per diet. Fiber carbs don't count, just sugars. It's really not that hard. It requires discipline.

I've been poor my whole life and I survive comfortably on $2k/mth. People making camwhore money like $10k/mth, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money. A lot of these girls are the opposite. They've grown accustomed to living an effortless life with thousands of dollars flowing in and can't imagine a harsh reality where they had to wage slave for a thousand bucks. I know that I'm going to be okay, but if we go into a second Great Depression, legalizing prostitution is the only way some of these women will be able to survive. Mark my words and see if that doesn't become the next big "women's rights / feminist" issue.

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580810  No.183647

So who's got the feet video she posted a week or so back on her onlyfans? I need it in my life

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ea90f0  No.183653

>>183606

who is lauren?

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407001  No.183656

>>183653

Mad jewpig Fury Road Lauren Delgado (still name filtered?)

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6e0242  No.183657

>>183653

FR1VV1 F0X

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8dd227  No.183662

>>183550

My thoughts exactly.

The dumb part is that she's shown that she can be self-aware in the past, acknowledging which videos of hers gain the most traction, but instead of leaning into it or simply trying to stay positive, she doubles down on the nasty attitude. It sucks because I see a girl her age with rapidly evaporating opportunities to live any sort've meaningful life, and I get a bit bummed and would like to wish her better, but then she turns around and acts like a bitch, ranting and raving over what amounts to nothing. And that's all sad in its own way, but far less deserving of any sympathy.

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a7f758  No.183666

>>183627

>>183637

Keto is so fucking easy. It's basically just don't eat bread and junk shit. The decadent lifestyle our banker masters have pushed for has created the most pathetic group of people in the history of the world.

>>183662

Don't give her that much space in you head. Everyone needs to experience the full consequences of their choices.

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580810  No.183717

So no one has the feet video then?

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8e166b  No.183739

>>183666

Not familiar with diets but what is so difficult about following the standard three meals a day and not eating at excess with each one.

>>183717

Damn footfag why are you obsessing over it, itll probably be trash anyway. Youre better off looking elsewhere bud

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580810  No.183752

>>183739

Cos this is a dovey thread. Where the fuck else am I supposed to look for it?

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b389df  No.183755

>>183752

Sorry meant elsewhere as in at another lady with better features. Ive tried looking for this foot video but no luck, the few that have purchased it wont release or wont buy it since its short

Ill keep looking

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580810  No.183797

>>183755

Appreciate it man

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f4f22e  No.184395

File: 8d4789b6d74680f⋯.jpg (109.07 KB, 580x534, 290:267, 12.jpg)

fucking gold

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53fecb  No.184401

File: 3657c734028d744⋯.jpg (19.31 KB, 545x533, 545:533, dff5e1380beaedb4b4686d682f….jpg)

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580810  No.184629

What's the new post on her onlyfans? Anyone?

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d417ae  No.184651

File: 0a7b2b08e510170⋯.jpg (45.98 KB, 389x512, 389:512, unnamed.jpg)

>>184629

here you go m8

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11f1da  No.185452

File: c884545d510cefb⋯.jpg (343.54 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, DBqLhHNXcAEc_eS.jpg)

>>184629

She posted on both Onlyfans and Patreon on the 10th of May. The patreon vid was a monthly ear licking so its fair to assume that the onlyfans post was the same.

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f4f22e  No.185501

File: e9f639991d8d79d⋯.jpg (98.85 KB, 663x729, 221:243, Untitled.jpg)

Did the hog catch it?

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52be2e  No.185517

>>185501

the wu flu hits fatties the hardest

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